The War of Resistance

Chapter 1263 Dream, dog urine turns into sperm

Shang Zhen had a dream, dreaming that he was flying leisurely in the sky.

He lowered his head to the ground and saw something that looked like a big insect on the ground.

What the hell is that? Shang Zhen's curiosity aroused, and he dived down like an airplane. In his dream, his hand moved subconsciously, as if he pressed down the joystick when flying the airplane.

Shang Zhen couldn't even remember when he heard that pilots on airplanes use joysticks, just like steering wheels on cars.

That's not what dreams are like. Who knows when details in life that you thought you had forgotten will enter your dreams.

In an instant, Shang Zhen fell down. At this time, he could see clearly what kind of big insect was below. It was actually a forest that looked like an insect from a high altitude.

It is called "Duan" in Mandarin and "Gulu" in Northeastern dialect. The long forest is composed of four Gulu woods. You can say it looks like a big insect, or you can say it looks like a curved bow.

The green treetops seemed to be sticking to Shang Zhen's lower abdomen, which was flying like a bird in the sky. At this moment, he heard a "quacking" laughter coming from the woods. He subconsciously looked into the woods and saw I saw a lot of mushrooms suddenly growing in the clearing in the woods!

Shang Zhen was pleasantly surprised when he saw the mushrooms in his sleep.

Who doesn’t like mushrooms in the Northeast? One of the famous Northeastern dishes is chicken stewed with mushrooms!

The chicks, originally called stupid chickens, and later called slippery chickens, grew up eating grass seeds and worms in corn pods. They didn’t taste as raw as the so-called wild game, and they didn’t taste as dead as the meat of broiler chickens. The stew has no flavor.

Shang Zhen couldn't even remember how many years it had been since he had eaten chicken stewed with mushrooms!

Shang Zhen, who was delighted to see Hunter, had a salivating feeling.

But then when he looked at the mushrooms in the forest, he found that those mushrooms were not the delicious mushrooms he knew, such as the purple-flowered mushrooms and white-flowered mushrooms growing in the grass, or the chicken-blood mushrooms growing in the pine forest. , yellow dumplings, hazel mushrooms that grow in hazelnut nests.

The mushroom has a pointed cap, the stem is slender, and the color is white and yellow. It makes people feel disgusted just by looking at it!

That damn thing, that damn thing turned out to be dog urine! Shang Zhen became stunned.

What is dog urine coating?

That's not to say that dogs always have to find a place to urinate, such as at the base of a wall or next to a telephone pole. When the dog urinates, this kind of thin-legged dog pee will grow in the nooks and crannies that are not exposed to light. moss.

No one really knows whether dog urine coating tastes good or not. Just hearing the name makes people react. This thing is poisonous!

Is it true that dog urine and coating cannot be eaten?

In his sleep, Shang Zhen couldn't help but smack his mouth. He was already hungry.

What did Brother Erhuzi say? Oh, let me stay in the military camp for three years, and the sow will compete with Diao Chan.

What did Uncle Wang say? Oh, call Qiaoer (bird) a pussy, no matter how small it is, it is still meat!

With this kind of foreshadowing, Shang Zhen, who was already extremely hungry, no longer felt so disgusted when he saw the dog peeing.

But then things changed again.

Shang Zhen saw that the dog urine moss on the forest space grew in the wind, and it actually grew taller!

Before Shang Zhen was worried that the dog urine moss would grow as high as a tree, the dog urine moss actually changed and turned into big-headed dolls!

What kind of big-headed doll? It's the kind of big-headed doll that Shang Zhen sees in current New Year pictures, with three or five pigtails on the head!

Shang Zhen had really only seen those big-headed dolls in New Year pictures.

Logically speaking, the big-headed dolls in the New Year pictures use incense sticks to light firecrackers, which is undoubtedly very festive.

But when Shang Zhen saw these big-headed dolls below, he suddenly felt disgusted. The disgust even exceeded the dog urine and moss he just saw!

The head with upturned braids is cute, but for some reason, Shang Zhen looked at the heads of the big-headed dolls below and suddenly thought of the head, the kind of salt-alkali land with grass growing in some places and white flowers in others. , or the kind of psoriasis with white patches on the skin on the face and hands!

This is really alienating!

Just when Shang Zhen was feeling this way, he saw those big-headed dolls dancing.

What kind of dance is that?

He hunched his buttocks and hunched over his waist, as if he had urine in his bladder.

Raise your legs high and lower your feet, as if you were a thief. How come this action is so familiar!

Before Shang Zhen could figure it out, the big-headed dolls started dancing.

If we say that Chinese people also dance, for example, people from Northeastern China dance Yangko, Chaoshan people dance Yingge dance, and people from Shaanxi dance Ansai waist drum.

But no matter what kind of dance it is, it is magnificent and looks very heroic.

But what are these big-headed dolls doing? This is the night dance of ghosts! Shang Zhen felt contempt for no reason.

As he watched the big-headed dolls jump and jump under him, there happened to be a big-headed doll below that looked up as if he was feeling something.

And at this moment, Shang Zhen suddenly noticed that the big-headed doll's eyes were blood red, the kind of blood red that Northeastern people say can only be seen after eating dead children!

At the same time, Shang Zhen suddenly found this guy looking up at him, but what kind of doll was he? Not only is this guy's eyes blood-red, but the bottom of his nose is actually a square shape. It's so disgusting that even if you can't blow your nose out, it will get stuck on it!

Where is this big-headed doll? These are the Japanese devils!

How can the name "Japanese devil" not only stop babies from crying at night in China nowadays? But it can definitely wake up sleeping warriors!

"Japs!" Shang Zhen's mouth moved in his sleep, and then he subconsciously reached out to touch the gun.

The gun - his box cannon was touched, but when he wanted to turn over and sit up, he felt a sudden force. Then he felt pain and restraint, and he completely woke up from his sleep.

After waking up, his first reaction was to look into the distance, and what he saw at this time was endless layers of green leaves shining in the sun. When he looked down, it was still the same.

When the wind blew, the rustling of leaves could be heard in his ears, and Shang Zhen swayed slightly.

And the reason for all this is just because Shang Zhen was on a tree. When he escaped here this morning, he tied himself to the tree!

Just when it was getting dark this morning, Shang Zhen escaped from the small mountain village. But just when it was getting dark, Shang Zhen, who was fleeing, suddenly discovered that there were Japanese soldiers behind him! Of course, not in military uniform, but in black.

He then thought about it, this group of Japanese soldiers were really weird at heart. How could they fight? But since he is good at hiding, he must also be good at tracking!

Shang Zhen continued to run, but it was not long before he discovered that his leg strength was getting weaker and weaker. If he continued to run, he would really not be able to outrun the Japanese soldiers.

Only then did he realize that he had not slept for two days and two nights, and he had only eaten two meals.

What to do?

The terrain here is flat, but the woods are still quite large. In the end, Shang Zhen fell in love with this forest.

There were pine trees and poplar trees in the woods. He picked the tallest and densest tree and climbed up, hiding himself among the green leaves.

He didn't believe it yet. He climbed up a tree and hid in a tree more than ten meters high. With the thick leaves blocking him, the little devil would still find him even if he chased after him!

In order to prevent himself from falling from the tree after falling asleep, he simply tied himself to the trunk with leggings!

Now, as the dream faded away and reality returned, Shang Zhen looked at the sky again, and it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon.

I don't know if my dream is accurate, if the little devil is really chasing me.

Shang Zhen thought to himself, then stretched out his right foot and gently moved a twig under his feet to look under the tree.

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