The Best Director

"Haha! Hahaha!\

,"Bursts of laughter rang out in the brightly lit office. Club president Kevin Riley smiled to himself with a mouthful of white teeth, like a fool. He patted the document on the table with both hands: "I love magic. "Yang! Haha!" Another proud laugh, what a surprise!

When he just saw the ratings report from yesterday's issue, he was so excited that his whole body trembled. The championship belongs to him! Belongs to The Big Bang Theory! Last night at 8:00-8:00, the 17th episode of "Cartoon Convention" was broadcast on time. What does the guest appearance of Jessica Alba, Natalie Terman, and Rachel Link Adams on the same stage mean? This episode undoubtedly set a new record for the highest ratings in the first season, soaring 35% compared to the previous episode! 160,000 viewers! Rating 24/32!

In the first season, it exceeded 30 million! The average number of "Friends" in its debut season was 880,000, and the highest was only 20 million. That was still the peak screen season of 94-95. Today, with colorful entertainment channels and diverse viewing channels, a sitcom can still receive this Amazing debut season results, beating "Everybody Loves Raymond", "Two and a Half Men" and other dramas to become the king of screen comedies! What else can I do but cheer and laugh? But what makes Kevin Riley annoyed is that if we look at the performance of "Joy" next, the 17th episode has 1 million.

"Joy" was revived earlier than "The Big Bang Theory", and a lot of promotion was done for it during the winter break, hoping to save the show, but the result was getting worse and worse! It officially fell below the 10 million mark after 16 episodes, with only a pitiful 9.96 million. The "Friends" side story brand is completely useless! Yesterday, it was thanks to the strong popularity of "The Big Bang Theory" that it attracted more than one million viewers...

"Magic Yang, it's up to you now, Magic Yang! My dear Magic Yang!" Kevin, Riley said to himself, as long as "The Big Bang Theory" can maintain its results, everything will be okpk! He looked at the ratings report and prayed silently: "God, let it continue to be strong." Keep going! \

,"Net lost the Thursday championship for the first time. "Anime Convention" naturally attracted the attention of the media. The New York Times commented that this episode was beyond imagination. There were many guest characters in half an hour, and the clues and scenes of the three big stars were not messy. There are very interesting and believable conflicts with Sheldon, Leonard, Penny and other characters. Both the regular actors and guest stars all give wonderful performances, and each one has a distinct personality that is impressive.

While "Cartoon Convention" was rated as "the most exciting episode of the first season of "The Big Bang Theory"" by many media, the audience also gave it positive reviews. The geek geniuses who have made millions have just started.

The effect of the ratings explosion of "The Big Bang Theory" is not limited to itself. At the end of "Cartoon Convention", Howard, who thought he had obtained Natalie Teleman's number, was overjoyed. However, when he went home and dialed the number at night, he could The song "o1189998819991197253" turned out to be the hotline of an emergency service company; misfortune never comes singly, the funny and ugly behavior of Sheldon and others at the animation convention was filmed" and uploaded to uTuBeps,

This funny video has racked up a lot of clicks.

Being made into a real website by unknown geek fans is the next best thing; 18-49

The 160,000 viewers with a ratings of 24 points saw what it was like, and there is actually a mock documentary video shot by the staff on dV during the recording of "Animation Convention" on the website.

ggen "Firefly", Google, "uTuBe... This soft advertisement in episode 17 is too fresh and critical. The influx of a large number of viewers directly promoted uTuBe's traffic popularity, which in turn promoted the spoof trailer and the attention of "Firefly".

Now more than 10,000 videos are uploaded to the website every day, and the number of daily video views exceeds

For thousands of times, as a new star with unlimited potential in the T world, it seems that the one-sided "kissing a donkey's ass" bet between Wang Yang and Mark Cuban will no longer make people worry.

After returning to the United States from Wuhan, China after the Spring Festival, Wang Yang continued to work busy and live a sweet life. After obtaining Mei A Lin's materials, all the special effects shots of "Fireflies" are about to be completed and have entered the final fine editing. The soundtrack, color and other production stages are scheduled to be sent to MPAA for classification review in the middle of the month. "The target of Flame is PG-13. The only two factors that affect the classification of "Firefly" are violence and foul language. If the predators are exterminated, If the behavior is exposed from the front, there is no doubt that it will be a level one, but it has the depressiveness of "District 9" at the forefront, and the overall style does not require those overly scary shots. It is the best choice for "Firefly" with a PG-13 level. .

"Yang! Yang, come on, come on, give me a kiss!" Downey, who was very drunk, had a silly smile on his face. Amid everyone's laughter, he put his arms around Wang Yang's neck and kissed him. Kissed on the cheek: "I must thank you, you saved my life, I am so happy today, give me a kiss, oh, give me a kiss!\

,"Just like this, at Downey's pre-wedding farewell bachelor party, Wang Yang was raped. Downey licked his cheek several times, drooling and smelling like a British bulldog, before he let go under his punch. . The next day, Wang Yang and Jessica attended the wedding of Robert Downey Jr. and Sue Levine as one of the guests. The prodigal middle-aged man successfully got married for the second time. According to Downey's private information, he and Sue Levin Shan will have a baby soon.

However, Blue Gloves got ahead of Captain Marr. The gossip media got the news from insiders that Heath Ledger's fiancée Michelle Williams is pregnant! After the paparazzi captured a street photo of Michelle wearing her engagement ring, the unmarried couple, who now live in Brooklyn, New York, were photographed again, seemingly covering their stomachs! No one thought that Heath Ledger, the famous love interest, would become a father at the age of 26! The mother of the child is the mediocre 25-year-old Michelle Williams.

At first, all the gossip media and fans of the movie thought the relationship between the two was just for fun."

Heath became another object of interest for Ledger's changing tastes. Who knew that along the way he got engaged, got pregnant... and was captured. When did this all start? Heath and Ledger are filming "Brokeback Mountain" and "Firefly", and they are in a double relationship with Wang Yang, plus the recent wedding of old bastard Robert Downey Jr., no wonder "People" and other entertainment media joked: "He was inspired by Miracle Yang.\

,"What a god! Before the gossip was exposed, Wang Yang received personal confirmation from Heath Ledger that the due date of delivery is November 1, this year! Heath Ledger was very excited about becoming a father and kept asking Wang Yang about various precautions. He knew that Wang Yang had obtained a lot of information for "Zhu". He also asked what would be a good name for the child. Wang Yang had written so many scripts and was quite experienced in naming. Regardless of whether it was a boy or a girl, he wanted a child with strong qualities.

This is exactly Heath Ledger's dissatisfaction with himself, the inferiority complex, cowardice and evasion of responsibility hidden under the a post. Wang Yang had already decided that his first daughter's middle name would be "Juno". When he thought about it, he thought of Natalie Terman, and then thought of the strong girl in "This Killer Isn't Too Cold", so he suggested : "For girls, how about "Matilda?" ", Heath-Ledger was very surprised when he heard it: "Matilda, Matilda, Matilda-Ledger...this is great! What about boys? ", Wang Yang said: "The boy left it to his father to think for himself. \

,"I have to ask others to name my children. Isn’t this a way of evading responsibility? When Wang Yang said it, he immediately regretted naming Ledger's daughter. With so many friends in the film and entertainment industry, he didn't think that Michael Pitt and Yami would mess up anything. He knew that the couple's relationship was very stable. They have a tacit understanding and will get married sooner or later: Robert Downey Jr. and Downey Jr. have really changed their ways: and Heath and Ledger are very dangerous. Now the red light Heath has the upper hand and takes the lead. If the blue light Heath turns around one day, it will not be a good thing. .

Wang Yang understands that unwillingness, which should be the voice of every male animal, who has a dream of flying to the end of the world.

Is that all? Wife, children, job, life." These rope-like nouns mean restraint, but men want to fly to the sky and escape. Hong Guang told Blu Light: "Yes, you will be very happy like this. ", Blue Light kept asking Red Light: "Is that it? ", asked again and again, again and again, it can be ìng, money, love, or it can be fists, momentum." That crazy momentum that makes people desperate, abandoning their wives and children...

Everyone has red light and blue light, which can also be called good and evil. Kill Blue Light like the Covenant wants? The helplessness, frustration, and difficulty of life will wear away that energy and make a person numb. "Being content with the status quo also means waiting to die and accepting the reality. "Yes, that's it for me. "Admit defeat to the world" Yes, there is no other way anyway, this is how it will be in this life. "Don't make attempts and efforts to change things: it is Blue Light's drive, fighting spirit, unwillingness, and anger that prompt things to change. Anger can burn everything, and it can also make people shine brightly.

Blue light can never be killed. It is like throwing a lion into a flock of sheep and growing up. No matter how docile it is, it will still be as docile as a sheep until the day it dies of old age, but it will always be a lion. When it gets extremely angry, it will Wake up, it can wake up.

However, red light can also tell something to blue light. Please *** use this momentum in the right direction! Don't say "I was wrong!" only when you regret it! There are so many vanity fairs in Hollywood. Wang Yang is confident that he can withstand these storms. However, as a friend, he really feels a little scared and worried for Heath-Ledger. He is not just unwilling, What's even more scary is Heath's tendency to self-destruct. He can feel the martial arts created by the Holy King of Heaven and Earth, the Holy King, the Night Kill God, the Divine Seal Throne, seeking the demons and the most powerful abandoned young master in the Ninth Heaven, the Great Zhou Royal Family, the Night Kill God, the Divine Seal Throne, and the martial arts of the Great Zhou Royal family, the most powerful and abandoned young master in the Ninth Heaven, Qiankun will kill the god and seal the throne at night, asking for the demon and the most powerful abandoned boy in the ninth level of the world, the royal family of the Great Zhou Dynasty. The god-created general will kill the god and seal the throne at night. Seeking the demon and the most powerful and abandoned young boy in the ninth level and the royal family of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Because he occasionally has such One point: "If you do this, the reaction from around the world will be wonderful."

But there seems to be another difference. Heath-Ledger wants to destroy his weak and inferior self. Acting is a good way to become someone else: he wants to observe and direct, and sometimes even imagines: "If I die suddenly How will everyone react if he falls off?" On the other hand, he is becoming more and more afraid of death.

"I, Wang Yang, are indeed not as smart as a fifth-grade elementary school student!" On the TV screen, amidst the joyful laughter, Wang Yang shouted a self-destructive sentence to the camera. The top student at the University of Southern California couldn't answer. Ask a simple question for fifth grade students! In the previous question, Natalie Terman showed her very mentally retarded side. "Even the Great Lakes of North America were wrong! Is she really a graduate of Harvard University? The audience in front of the TV did not think much about what they could do." I can’t answer, it’s just that the performance of this talented pair is too funny!

"Hahaha!" Seeing Wang Yang's helpless look, as an ordinary non-fan audience, Christine and her family almost laughed like crazy. Their favorable impression of Wang Yang immediately jumped up several levels. This guy is really cute! He has the courage to produce and personally play such a game show, which is worthy of praise in itself! As a fan of the movie, Evelin laughed straight to tears, but in retrospect, she actually didn’t know the correct answers to some of the questions...

pmB8:9: On Wednesday, March 16th, tens of millions of American viewers, whether film or non-film mí, laughed because of this new show. The amazing Yang and Natalie, who are almost four years old together. A special man is not as smart as a fifth grade primary school student!

The executives of the major TV stations who received the ratings reports from Nielsen the next day were really shocked again. Oh my God! They had expected that with the "magical aura", the show's opening performance would not be bad, but they really never thought that "Concubine" would be so crazy! Yesterday's ratings champion is not the ace program, and the ratings have long been ranked third in the evening prime time. Wan from "American Idol\

,"It’s not the 16.51 million of one of the trump cards, “Mí Lost”, and it’s not even the 16.51 million of “The West Wing”.

New York", "Double Agent", "American Model Contest"...

The championship belongs! A new product from Flame Home Entertainment, "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" 》! Once it was broadcast, it shocked all media, including entertainment news, social news,

Science news, etc. The launch results of this puzzle game show are so amazing that the first episode entered the 10,000-viewer club! It broke a lot of records at once, including setting the highest ratings for an American TV series since 1998.

660,000 viewers! The ratings of 24/33 are also the channel's highest opening ratings for a series of programs in recent years. It is also the largest audience for a program in the 18-49 age group since the 21st century. The screen seems to be completely captured by flames.

"This game show is absolutely novel, unique, and interesting. It shows an unknown and incredible side. In some cases, the knowledge of adults is not as good as that of children, even if they have studied before.

", the "Los Angeles Times" which scored an A+ commented like this; ordinary netizen Bucksbei commented like this: "If you are the parent of a primary school student, you will not be surprised at all. I often cannot help my children complete their tasks. primary school homework. Maureen Ryan of the Chicago Tribune said: "Great idea!" According to the notice that there will be contestants from all walks of life, this will undoubtedly be a test of the common sense of the people. "...

Wen Yiruili and others were once again so excited that they were trembling with excitement. Magic Yang was simply more powerful than Patton and Eisenhower. Monday's "Prison Break" and Wednesday's "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?" ", Thursday's "The Big Bang Theory", what does it feel like when happiness knocks on the door? That's what it feels like! If they had snatched "Desperate Lord" and arranged it on Sunday... They knew very well that the happiness they had obtained should be held tightly, so they immediately purchased the subsequent 15 episodes with Flame Family Entertainment, and will steadily broadcast one episode every week to June 1st.

And he once again told Flame clearly, "If you have any new plans or projects, dramas, game shows, talk shows, please contact bsp as soon as possible; time flies by" when "The Big Bang Theory" played another hilarious episode , the calendar turned to Sunday, October 27th. The 77th Academy Awards ceremony is coming as scheduled. The red carpet avenue outside the Kodak Theater is brightly lit with stars, and the lively scene is like a grand party.

Due to the chaos of this year's Golden Globe Awards and various trade union awards, the media and bookmakers' award predictions have become scattered. The voices of film critics and movie fans are also equally divided. "Citizen Hughes", "Ten Thousand Dollar Baby", "Sideways"

"Crack! Crack!" The light from the flashlights on the red carpet kept intertwining, leaving many beautiful Taobao women's clothing Tmall Taobao mall Taobao women's winter coat m dazzling figures on the camera films of reporters from all over the world. There are nominees and award guests, and superstars gather together, including Berry, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron, Kirsten Bunster, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Turman , Penelope Cruz,

Kate Winslet...,

..., and a lot of men in suits and straw suits" Jim Carrey, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Nolan, Jamie Foxx, Diddy, Orlando Bloom...

It was no surprise that the media discovered the loving figure of Mrs. Wang Yang, because his name was on the list of award guests announced very early. At that time, many people breathed a sigh of relief. In this season of great film nominations, he won the Oscar. If you don’t come to join in the fun, it really won’t be a good night!

Wang Yang agreed to the organizer's invitation to attend, because firstly, Fire Films might make history this night; secondly, it would increase the exposure of "Fireflies". The award he is going to present tonight is neither "Best Picture" nor "Best Director", but "Best Sound Effects", which is almost the same quality as "Advertising Time" in the eyes of the audience. "Asian audiences" characteristics and two heavyweights in the Oscar hall, "youngest", the management team will definitely say: "This award is really prestigious, I won't go!" \

,"The live broadcaster would not dare to offend anyone, and the organizer, the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, has always been very fond of him. The reason for arranging the award for best sound effects to Magic Yang is naturally to boost the ratings during this period." Otherwise, let him award it to himself. It can be said to be a waste of resources for the highly anticipated Best Director. However, they all said that if they are not satisfied, they will change it. For example, for the Best Supporting Actress Award, maybe he will personally hand over the statuette to his good friend Natalie Itman.

"No, just the best sound effects!" Wang Yang's reply at that time made the organizer and live broadcaster feel very angry and wanted to bite him hard. Wang Yang didn't think there was anything special about it. Besides, it was interesting to present such an unpopular award in a wonderful way. He had already tasted the award of the best actress in an important award. He would be too lazy to attend again: but he knew the best. The supporting actress award is without her original rival Cate Blanchett ("The Aviator"). Natalie Terman, who has won the Golden Globe Award, Screen Actors Guild Award, etc., is almost likely to win this year. 99%.

He had gone to the theater to compare before, and found that compared to the "Stealing Heart" in his mind, the current version of Natalie Terman acted more powerfully and superbly, fully expressing the character of a person. Many things will be different depending on the growth trajectory and acting career trajectory. Although 99% of the time she will win the award, he is still willing to wait until the movie he directs makes this good friend the winner before handing the trophy to her. This time Never mind.

In addition to Wang Yang, this year’s award guest list is still star-studded” Natalie Yiteman,

Scarlett Johansson and others are on the list. Who will be the best award presenter tonight? In Yahoo Entertainment's poll, Magic Yang is far ahead.

When night fell in Los Angeles, bursts of thunderous applause erupted in the Kodak Theater. Many guests and audiences welcomed the opening of this movie event.

This year’s host is Chris Rock, a black comedian who is very popular among teenagers. His hosting style is known for his acerbic and blunt remarks. As expected, in the opening monologue, he mocked many people by name. : "The only performance at the Oscars is that they don't get angry when people fail. For example, I remember one year when Harry and Berry won the award, and Nicole and Kidman laughed very well... If you are there You acted so well in the film, you should have won an Oscar a long time ago, girl! ",, "There are only four stars on the scene tonight, and the others are just celebrities. Clint Eastwood is a star, Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man actor)

Just a boy in tights...", "If the production company can't find a star, just wait!

You can't find Tom Cruise, but you can only find Jude Law, wait... You want to find Crowe Russell, but you can only find Colin Farrell, wait...\

,"Amid bursts of laughter from the audience and the smiles of the named celebrities, Chris Rock walked up and down the stage and continued to make sarcastic jokes. When talking about "Fahrenheit," he naturally would not let go of George Bush. When it comes to "The Passion of the Christ", even Jesus makes fun of it, not to mention the Jews and black people themselves.

After the opening monologue, the first award presenter, Harley Berry, presented the award for Best Art Direction (Dante Ferretti, "Citizen Hughes"), and Renee Zellweger presented the award for Best Supporting Actor (Morgan Ivor). Liman, "Million Dollar Baby"), the first two ladies didn't mean to be funny at all. They almost said "I'm honored to be here to present the award" and then started reading the nominations, making the atmosphere dull. Robin Williams, the third guest of the Best Animated Feature Film Award, is worthy of the name of "Comedian". He made the audience happy and funny before entering the theme ("Warrior", Brad Bird).

However, in the following awards for Best Makeup (Manley O'Reilly, Bill Corso, "Reméng Snicket's Unfortunate Adventures" and Best Original Song ("n-the=deep", "Crash"), Scarlett Johnson awarded the Academy Honorary Award (for the development of Wal-Mart's lifting camera and remote control system). Both the guests and the winners seemed serious and reserved on the stage. The host nemesis Slok did not show any humor. The director only had applause at the scene. And there was no laughter.

The program department, party director Luis Ilves, and even the academy were all anxious to death.

"They did remind the host and guests to be careful when speaking before the award ceremony and not to talk about sensitive politics and religion. They also shortened the time for the winners to express their speeches. I didn't expect the effect to be so boring! Could it be that Do they want to get the reputation of "the most boring Oscars ever"?

Listening to the warm applause and cheers from the theater, everyone behind the scenes wiped their sweat. It seemed that it was a very wise decision to arrange for the best sound effects and to arrange the appearance at this time and location! The guest host to the rescue is here!

"Hello everyone!" The youngest Oscar nominee for Best Director, the youngest Best Screenwriter, and the youngest Best Producer nominee appeared! Amid the thunderous applause and smiling faces of more than 3,000 people," Wang Yang, dressed in a handsome black suit and black tie, walked out with a smile, holding a white envelope in his right hand, and walked towards the microphone in the center of the stage.

Everyone in the guest seats in the audience is not used to seeing big scenes, but everyone can still feel something called aura and magnanimity. This 25-year-old magical young man calmed the entire Kodak Theater with just one look. From his body There was no trace of fear or restraint at all! This made them even more convinced and applauded. Natalie, who was sitting in the front seat, couldn't help but take a deep breath. She was going to present the award later and was already a little nervous. "This guy is really scary."

Jessica, the crew of "Citizen Hughes" and "Crash" and their acquaintances applauded enthusiastically: the tens of millions of viewers in front of the TV were smiling and ready to have fun, they were suffocated before!

"Everyone knows that I got married last year, more than a year ago." Facing so many smiling faces, suits and evening dresses that the audience couldn't see, Wang Yang glanced at Jessica over there and said He frowned: "I have been worried about one thing this year, are you crazy! ? % of American marriages last forever! "The theater suddenly burst into laughter from the audience and guests. The camera panned Jessica at the right time and saw that she was smiling happier than anyone else. Wang Yang continued to laugh and said: "Later I felt relieved. A lot of "I remember one thing, I work in Hollywood."

"Hahaha!" The laughter that had not completely stopped sounded wildly, and the audience gave thunderous applause and whistles! This joke is definitely an attack on everyone, especially the recent divorce between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston has caused a lot of commotion." Director Louis Holvis was also smart, and the live camera quickly scanned Sean Penn This kind of divorced people, the married Harry Berry, Julia Roberts who just gave birth to a child, Charlize Theron who attended with her boyfriend, etc., all smiled and laughed, and some people probably cursed secretly. With Wang Yang.

Wang Yang made the audience laugh wildly again with one sentence: "I don't know the specific ratio, but it's like a big family here."

"Haha!" On the TV screen, Jin Chang burst into laughter. Dustin and Hoffman both opened their mouths. Clint and Eastwood, who have been married several times, couldn't help but raise their heads and laugh, and then frowned. Small

This is really annoying! However, Wang Yang wisely did not give any criticism. These were just humorous and funny, and only now will the whole house applaud. The audience in front of the TV didn't care which celebrity was unhappy. It was like watching "The Big Bang Theory" or "Juno". They were almost laughed to death by the vicious tongue of the magician, especially after being bored for half a night. Down.

"But soon, I became worried again. Are you crazy!? You didn't sign any prenuptial agreement." Wang Yang's words caused another chuckle and applause. Jessica covered her mouth with one hand in feigned surprise. Gossip enthusiasts and media reporters’ eyes lit up as Miyajia Yang finally confirmed this rumor with his own words! If they divorce, according to law, Jessica and Alba will get half of their property, which may be as high as billions of dollars.

Ignoring the applause and laughter, Wang Yang on the stage mocked himself with a serious expression: "It is worth mentioning that I always lose in lawsuits." There was another burst of laughter like a relay, and he said without stopping: "Even more amazing The funny thing is, I don’t even know what type of men that guy likes to date.” This kind of joke of pretending to be stupid has been tried many times, and the audience, who subconsciously had a sense of superiority, laughed. Natalie, Scarlett, etc. People were also overjoyed. Jessica smiled and covered her forehead, thinking: "You are the only type!"

"This made me realize that marriage is just the beginning of understanding each other. Every dispute will make you understand each other better and love each other better..." Before Wang Yang got serious, he changed his touching words: "At least in the past I never knew that women actually need to shave their pubic hair. ""Hahaha! "The whole audience burst into laughter again, and the decibel level set a new record tonight.

Regarding this award speech that made fun of women and wives, Wang Yang obtained Jessica's consent in advance. She is not a serious person and supports light humor rather than bad taste. At this time, Wu Xika was stroking her hands and laughing, and the other female guests who needed to shave their pubic hair also laughed, and they heard Wang Yang sighing and saying: "It turns out that before you get married, even if you live together, there are some things that you won't let you see. Even so, I still want to say it!" He leaned closer to the microphone while laughing, and his smile was full of affection: "Baby, I love you.

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"Hoo ho!", the same high-decibel applause and cheers sounded in the Kodak Theater, and Jessica, who was panned by the camera, also applauded with a bright smile. The audience who laughed from beginning to end in front of the TV were very satisfied. This is what they call the award presenters!

"Everyone must be wondering what the relationship between marriage and the best acoustics is?" Wang Yang had a puzzled expression on his face. The time for the award speech was coming soon. Looking at the people in the audience, he entered the theme and said quickly: ", I tell you Why everyone, there are all kinds of voices in married life. If you don’t want to go to court, then you need to turn down some of her nagging, threatening, wordy, and cursing voices to the lowest volume; Her laughter, withdrawal, and admiration: "Dear, you are great, turn it up to the highest volume, then you can keep your wealth!" "

The audience and guests, who were laughing constantly, finally waited until he paused and gave him a burst of warm, admiring and admiring applause.

"The next few are all masters of this kind of thing, so you would all think that there will be no director swearing on the set. The nominee is Peter Hlidahl, "Citizen Hughes: Power, Money and Madness" ", Gary Rizzo, "Human Mobilization"...", a.