The Best Director

Chapter 326: Laughing to Death!

"Tell him our iq!"

After the commercial break, episodes of Channel B's "The Big Bang Theory" continued to play. Big B character Nancy Tellem's face became more and more solemn. What's weird is that occasionally she would shake her head and laugh, such as Leonard just now. "Use your brain" to open the door of the building, and she immediately realized that when the geeks and nerds "moved", they would get a terrifying and hilarious effect. The audience's almost non-stop, louder laughter seemed to confirm this.

In the bathroom, Penny successfully entrusted Leonard to go to her ex-boyfriend on her behalf and ask for a TV back. Even though his car broke down, Leonard agreed immediately, and Sheldon was so noisy by Howard's use of six languages ​​to pick up girls that he couldn't watch the audio commentary version of the third season of "Enterprise", plus Leonard gave him a gift This collection of "Batman" comics originally agreed to help, but what the two did not expect was that Penny's ex-boyfriend was a burly and muscular man. After he learned of their purpose...

"Hahaha!!" On the TV screen, Sheldon and Leonard, with their combined IQs, walked out of the building. Sheldon was wearing white briefs and Leonard was wearing floral patterned shorts. Obviously, they were The macho man was humiliated and his wallet and pants were taken away, leaving only a little money to go home. Evelin was so laughing that she almost convulsed, and finally understood why the two of them took the bus wearing nothing but groundclothes! She felt that she had lost more calories laughing tonight than she had while watching the whole season of "8 Rules" combined. This is not "Friends"! This is a one-of-a-kind Big Bang Theory!

"Hahahaha! It's these two idiots again." The bus came and the door opened. Zach Galifianakis' fat driver appeared again. When he saw the two of them, his fat face with beard The audience was full of hearty smiles and their signature joyful laughter, which immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter. The two walked to the car without any argument this time, but Sheldon closed his mouth tightly with an expression that was worse than death.

Under the front lens, you can clearly see the situation inside the car through the windshield, as well as the street scenes on both sides. Of course, all this is still recorded in a studio, and the parts that look like real scenes only use projection technology.

"If you don't have a gun, you're not a terrorist." When the two got into the car, the fat driver's serious words made the audience laugh like crazy. Several extras and passengers in the car looked at the two. The fat driver started the car and said sadly and angrily: "I'm sorry, maybe since 911, everyone has become nervous. Thank you so much, bin Laden!" The audience laughed again. However.

Countless people in front of the TV screen couldn’t help but clasp their hands and laugh! Even Nancy Tellem had no choice but to laugh out loud. She used sensitive topics like terrorists, 911, and bin Laden to make jokes and put them in the episode. How courageous! But this wasn't the first time the young man had done this. It was a classic line from Galifianakis's "The Hangover", and it was just reproduced now. The third anniversary of the 911 incident has passed. The atmosphere of mourning has just passed. Now is the time to be happy.

And everyone knows that this is a kind of self-deprecation in the United States. It is not really a thank you to bin Laden. Just look at the live effect.

Nancy Tellem sighed again. These lines also served to satirize Sheldon and Leonard. First, the two people who only wore "no g1" meant that they were not men, and then The two people who had just contacted each other to ask for a TV failed but were ransacked by a tough man, which made them look even more "nerdy"; the images of freaks, nerds and terrorists are both neurotic, and just wearing clothes and riding in a car is "nervous", but when everyone after 911 If individuals become sensitive and weird, then they will appear "normal", so thank bin Laden.

I have to say that this trick is very clever, and Zach Galifianakis’ cameo effect is used to its fullest! Kevin Reilly, the president of B Entertainment Department, laughed with great satisfaction. You must know that there will definitely be a large number of young people coming to Magic Yang tonight. They are all fans of "The Hangover" and "Juhan". These impressive cameo clips will arouse their more interest and intimacy in "bb", and then they will become long-term viewers; as for those old guys who are 20 years old, will they accept it? What does that matter? 18-49!

E and the "BB" team thought nothing wrong. At this time, countless young people who loved "The Hangover" were teased to death by this fat man, but immediately they burst into laughter naturally: "Haha! "

"A reminder to you." The street scenes on both sides were regressing, and the fat driver said while driving: "Don't sit on the chair on the left side of the third row. I personally saw someone vomiting on it, a vegetarian, because I don't smell like meat." As early as when he mentioned that someone had vomited in the car, Sheldon was shocked like "Oh der-gd!" It was next to the left chair in the third row! He grabbed the handrail and screamed: "Stop, oh by, oh by!" The car continued to move forward, Leonard's expression was expressionless, and Sheldon's painful "Oh by!" gradually became less loud...

"Hahaha!" Ruilin smiled with his mouth wide open without any manners. He was worthy of being titled "The New Julia Roberts" by a certain magazine. He pointed at the TV screen and slapped the sand: "Oh by! Oh my God!" Na Tali angrily shook her fist in the air and made fun of vegetarians again! It seems that he is completely unwilling to let her go today! How could it be so funny... She slapped herself on the face and shouted with a smile: "Hey, you are a vegetarian! That damn fat man!"...

"This is one of my favorite trading places after hunting for prey. The ale here is great." At the same time, in the apartment, Howard was inviting Penny to join the world. Many viewers took a look at the notebook on the screen. From the game screen, you will know that it is "EverQuest", with a witch doctor carrying a summoning pet wolf. Penny, who was standing, smiled and said, "Wow, what a cute dog." Howard smiled warmly and said, "Yes, he has been with me since I was level 34. His name is Charlie."

Laughter rang out again. Everyone just laughed at Howard's nerdy geek behavior, but Natalie knew that she had just been raped again. She shouted in shock: "Oh! That! It's so abominable, haha!"

Leonard and Sheldon came back, and their tragic experience got a hug from Penny. Sheldon couldn't escape in time, but Leonard was very intoxicated: "Our child will be both smart and beautiful. Taobao Women's Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Jackets m." Sheldon continued his usual vicious tone: "Imagination is self-evident." The laughter with applause and cheers rang out again. An apologetic Penny decided to invite them to dinner. However, when they were gathering downstairs, Sheldon pointed out that Penny's car had many safety hazards, but Leonard said, "You can take the bus there and stay overnight." He hurriedly got into the car.

"I guess we need to explain it to this girl no matter what in the future." After discussing what to eat, Sheldon rejected Thai food, which is also "over-nutritional" like Indian food, and Howard suggested going to a sushi restaurant to return some food. Nokara, feeling very good about herself, sang the love song of the band r1-f1: "bby, don't be fascinated by me, bby..." The first episode ended with laughter and love songs.

"Haha! Howard will definitely not be able to pick up Penny, and he will not be able to marry a wife!" Jessica hugged Wang Yang's arm sweetly. She also felt that this Jewish character was Natalie, although fun and interesting took up most of the part. In part, although Sheldon, a tall man from Taurus, Texas, was the protagonist, he was a little jealous and couldn't help but make fun of Howard. Wang Yang shrugged and said with a smile: "Of course he and Penny have no chance, but in fact he will marry his wife in the future, a shy, beautiful, and considerate Catholic girl." Jessica, who was smiling sweetly, was stunned and then Zhixiao shouted and beat him: "-y! Are you kidding me?"

Wang Yang endured her hard beating and shook his head seriously: "No, the crew has already decided that Howard will be the first person they marry, haha! It's very conflicting and interesting, isn't it?" Seeing him It's not like lying, and it can definitely be done, so a Jew marries a Catholic girl, Natalie... Jessica rolled her smiling eyes and looked away: "What do you want me to say to you? ! I'm very angry now!" Wang Yang hugged her and chuckled to comfort her: "e-...I sing! Bobby, don't be fascinated by me..."

While Channel B was playing commercials and Wang Yang was coaxing his wife, the audience, whose facial muscles ached from laughing, took the opportunity to get up and move around, going to the restroom and pouring water in preparation for the upcoming second half. Many young people and teenagers picked up their phones to inform or communicate with friends who had no previous interest. A white girl in Chicago was still smiling: "You can see it now, it's so funny!" A New York geek boy urged his best friend. Tune in: "Stop being wordy! It's 100% suitable for us, wow, unbelievable!"…

"Is it really that good?" I received a short and clear text message from a friend, "If you don't watch it, you will be completely behind in school!!" A Los Angeles high school boy picked up the remote control and switched from channel B to channel B. "Too many fresh and funny words, nonsense! Don't watch "Survivor"! There will be a guest appearance by Magic Young in the second episode!" A San Francisco high school girl also urged her best friend. She didn't want to go to school tomorrow to talk about "bb" 》No one talks about it. However, this worry seems to be a bit unnecessary. Countless young people from various places hurriedly said: "The tall man named Sheldon has a mysophobia... I won't talk anymore, the second episode has begun!"

Whether they are new viewers or those who continue to enjoy it, the second episode brought more crazy laughter. Once you watch it, you can't stop laughing. No one has a chance to rest until the lively theme song plays: "1r-1e -vere--i---dee-e…i-11-red-i-e-g-bg!”

The second episode still mainly focused on Penny's new move. Two important scenes, the comic shop and the i cafeteria, briefly appeared in the interspersion, successfully arousing the audience's interest. Amidst bursts of laughter, a group of characters at their peak maturity engage in hilarious collisions, each with their own baggage showing off their personalities and hobbies, and contributing novel and delicious laughs. Sheldon and Leonard were entrusted by Penny to help her carry the furniture upstairs: "Very good, now we have made it an inclined plane, and the pulling force is reduced according to the sine of the angle of the stairs. The angle is about degrees. That's reduced by almost half." However, when Sheldon found that Penny's apartment was extremely messy, he had to be meticulous in everything, like an obsessive-compulsive disorder. In order to get a good night's sleep, he broke into the house in the middle of the night to replace the sleeping girl. Penny tidying up the living room...

"Sheldon? Sheldon?" On the TV screen, there was a strange noise in the middle of the night. Leonard got up and came out of the room to find out. When he took the green lightsaber of Luke Skywalker that he just bought at the comic store in the morning. , walked into the dimly lit living room of his home with cautious steps: "Sheldon? Is anyone there?" The audience burst into laughter, and burst into loud laughter both inside and outside the play, especially the fans of "Star Wars" at this time They enjoyed it the most and couldn't stop laughing. The question is how many people have never seen or don't know "Star Wars"?

There are many geeky elements in these two episodes, and the most dazzling ones are undoubtedly "Star Wars" and "Star Trek". It seems that the Amazing Young guest scene in the trailer also belongs to ""; of course, there are also "Green Lantern", " "Lord of the Rings", "People", etc. are mentioned in movie comics.

"Haha!" Although he acted it himself and knew every detail, the starring actors such as Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco who were watching still laughed non-stop. The audience was naturally even more exaggerated. The young man laughed even to tears. This is indeed too funny. Sheldon and Leonard's bass voices are so funny no matter what the lines are. When Penny wakes up, she is furious. Leonard's sarcastic sign, Sheldon is forced to come to apologize. : "Penny, Penny..." Click, click, he knocked twice, and the door was opened by Penny. Sheldon continued to knock on the door again: "Penny."

His unique way of knocking on the door caused another round of laughter, and his way of apologizing for things that got worse and worse was even more hilarious. However, after receiving a sincere apology from Leonard, Penny still forgave them, and Leonard even received a kiss on the face. So intoxicated that he bumped into the closed door. As compensation, the scientists took the initiative to help Penny assemble the TV cabinet. However, the four of them thought that the Swedish TV cabinet was "unimaginative" and needed major renovation, but Penny repeatedly asked them not to waste time. Howard said "husband" His tone of "Wait a minute, sweetheart, the man is working." made the whole audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha!" After the four of them discussed the renovation and assembly plan and went out to prepare the required materials, Penny said helplessly, "Okay, this place looks great." Everything in the camera showed only the renovation plan. The TV cabinet has been made by several people. It is super luxurious and strange and does not match the surrounding environment. The different expressions of the five people made the audience laugh crazy again. When "Science" and "Geek" left their lines, When put into practice, the effect is amazing!

After a busy day, it was time for dinner again. This time they went to a Chinese restaurant they usually go to. Finally, at the end of the second episode, the much-anticipated guest character appeared!

The handsome and handsome Magic Young, Bradley Cooper and the gentle and honest Ed Helms are having dinner and chatting at the same table. In the play, Penny's eyes widened in shock and she let out a half-suffocated "Eagle" "The whole person was petrified, and countless female fans also screamed to express their support. Ruilin's face was full of interest: "If the performance is not good, you will have to pay for the TV!" Natalie laughed and snorted: "Look, you are ready again. How about me!" Jessica shouted with a smile: "I also want to make a guest appearance, I also want to make a guest appearance!"...

"Hahahaha!" The reason for the burst of laughter again was not the lines, but Penny's ecstasy fantasy. After a burst of crazy flashes, the TV screen was wearing a beautiful and gorgeous white evening dress. After the second episode, the most stunning scene at this time was Penny stood on the red cloth stage, holding a bottle of Oscar trophy in her hand, looking up and smiling wildly and exaggeratedly: "Haha, thank you, thank you! Thank you -" The camera cut back to the Chinese restaurant scene, Penny still stood stunned. Wearing clothes, but her clothes have been changed into the fantasy ones just now.

However, this reality did not change in the eyes of others, but it was enough to make the audience laugh. Leonard and Howard were also very nervous. They were no better than Penny, who was not even an actress. After all, she was Magic Young! "How should we strike up a conversation?" However, before they could discuss it, Sheldon, who had long been dissatisfied with Miraculous Yang, walked over arrogantly: "e1e-me, I am Dr. Sheldon Cooper." Wang Yang and the other three looked up Looking at it, Sheldon's expression became very serious: "Mr. Wang, I must say that your movie has a very big problem."

"When the spaceship started to return home at the end of "District 9", the sound waves it emitted shattered the entire glass and cracked it. The seawater in Santa Monica was also shaken. This shows that the sound waves shattering the glass are not Because of the resonant frequency, it was a shock wave with huge energy, but the eardrums of those watching the excitement were not affected at all, and they did not even cover their ears!..."

Sheldon's series of quick lines in an educational tone, as well as Wang Yang's blank and innocent look, caused the audience to burst into laughter. Leonard and Howard over there stared at each other nervously and anxiously talking silently, which made the audience laugh. The laughter suddenly intensified. After Sheldon finished talking about the sonic question without stopping to take a breath, Wang Yang looked at Bradley Cooper in confusion: "Who is this? Your brother?" Bradley Cooper Poe and Ed Helms looked at Sheldon, who was standing tall and proud, in a funny way. The handsome Cooper smiled and said, "Yes, I am Dr. Bradley Cooper."

"I'm Dr. Ed Helms." Ed Helms also said with a grin. At this time, the crazy and hilarious young audience naturally knew that "Stu" was the character in "The Hangover" A dentist even pulled his own teeth. The camera again showed Bradley, who had charming eyes. He raised his hand and smiled: "Don't be kidding, you are just a dentist." Sheldon at the table glanced sideways, and gradually became angry: "e1e-me, sir They! I am a doctor with a D in theoretical physics, and the average age of dentists graduated from the United States is 28 years old, and from 1 to 3 years..." Before he could finish, the three of them could not help but say "unscrupulous" Wang Yang laughed like an idiot, and said with a smile: "Dr. Cooper, have you ever considered that that may be a unique sound wave technology of aliens, just for destruction, not killing."

"Ha!" Amidst the laughter of the audience, Sheldon Cooper was very disdainful. He continued to argue with him quickly, but Miracle Yang's arrogant and venomous reply left Sheldon speechless, and he gradually became a little angry. Now, I'm starting to find fault with other movies. It's not that easy to recover after a hangover, and it's even more impossible to be as clear-minded and agile as the protagonists of "The Hangover"! "Have you ever been drunk? Oh my god, he's never been drunk! Dr. Cooper, science can sometimes lie." Sheldon burst out and said in a quick voice, "You shouldn't let Padme-Ami Darla plays some childish poker with a ridiculous belly!"

On the TV screens of thousands of households, Wang Yang raised his eyebrows, curled his lips and shrugged: "At least I didn't let her have two children."

"Hahaha!" and "Wowhaha!" The people at the recording site went crazy, and the laughter, applause, and cheers reached the highest decibel level tonight. In the story of the "Star Wars" series, Natalie Portman Padmé Amidala, played by Anakin Skywalker, gave birth to a pair of twins, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia; in "Juhan", Zhuhan only gave birth to one child. The ambiguity of Qi Qiyang's words and facial expressions doubled the effect of the joke.

The audience laughed like crazy, and the TV audience was not much better. Fans of "" and "Zhu Han" directly complained; Ruilin couldn't help but applauded and cheered: "Hahaha!" Seeing that he acted so arrogantly, I owe him a lot. Damn it, you don’t have to pay for the TV! "This bastard! I can't believe it!" Natalie, who was beaten hard again, felt that she was beaten all over. She laughed to death: "Oh! How many thousands of viewers are there now!? This bastard!" Jessica While laughing heartily, he beat Wang Yang next to him without mercy: "You're dead! I'm really angry!" Wang Yang held his head in guilt and laughed...

"Hahaha!" However, something more exciting followed. On the TV screen, the three big stars stood up to leave, and the three Leonards over there were also coming. Sheldon had just finished scolding, "Of course, you Not as good as Anakin Skywalker!" Wang Yang suddenly raised his palms and faced him in the air. Sheldon asked anxiously in shock and confusion: "What is this? Kung Fu?" Wang Yang said loudly and mysteriously: " No! This is a Force attack, and I’m choking you right now!”

The crazy laughter couldn't stop. Of course, "The Big Bang Theory" is not a science fiction show, but Sheldon covered his neck, with a painful and frightened expression as if he was really being strangled by the Force through the air. Almost unsteady on their feet, Leonard, Howard and others shouted urgently: "Let him go, let him go!"

"." Wang Yang and Bradley Cooper showed smiles of "God knows what's going on!" and turned and left; Shelton was immediately let go and seemed to almost fall to the ground. Leonard Several people quickly supported him and asked anxiously: "Sheldon, are you okay?" Sheldon gasped for air.

There was another burst of laughter in the camera. After coming back to her senses, Penny also changed back to her previous ordinary clothes, but Magic Yang was missing in the restaurant! Penny opened her mouth wide in shock and screamed as she rushed over to Jiang Ye: "Where is Cooper? Where is Magic Yang!!!" Leonard looked at her helplessly: "If you said Bradley - Cooper, they just left; but there is another one here." Sheldon, who was still supported by others, shouted angrily: "Yang Wang is officially listed as Sheldon Cooper's eternal enemy. List' number seven!!"

"Hahaha!" Audiences who were already very fond of the character Sheldon couldn't help but become interested. The seventh one on the list of eternal enemies! ? Who are the top six? On the TV screen, Penny, who heard the bad news, rolled her eyes and was about to faint: "Oh..." Leonard, Howard, and Rush all hurriedly supported her as a reflex, before they could recover. Sheldon fell to the dining room floor with an "Oh...".

The first season of "The Big Bang Theory" ended with a burst of laughter. The two one-hour episodes brought countless joys, leaving countless viewers with endless aftertaste, excitement, and laughter every time they think about it. For many fans of the show, this is definitely a sleepless night. Thinking about being able to watch "The Big Bang Theory" every four nights from now on, and thinking about the wonderful preview of the third episode, the adrenaline rushes! But thinking about one episode every week is unavoidable and depressing; what worries all the geeks is that this series is indeed much more fun than "Freaks and Geeks", but... what if the ratings are cut in half? !

There is no reason for bad ratings! Qi Qiyang was not immodest before, he just told the truth, "It can make people laugh to death!", and with "The Big Bang Theory", if you are not humble, you are not humble! The ratings are absolutely high! ! This was the unanimous consensus reached by the three people in Evelin’s dormitory, and it was also the unanimous thought of many people.

Thinking of the situation that b will face, Nancy Tellem's face turned dark. Is it possible that "bb" will fail in ratings at the beginning? The quality of this drama is very, very high, and the popular trio of "The Hangover" are also invited to guest star. Of course, this is an easy task for Wang Yang, who discovered them first-hand, and the young man personally participated in the battle. To increase the ratings and retain the first wave of viewers... B had spared no effort in doing so much publicity beforehand. This drama is really...

"All I want is ten thousand people and a 9-point rating on 18-49! I'm not greedy, I'm not greedy..." Kevin Reilly prayed silently, raising the corners of his mouth as if he was snickering.

"Are you going to sleep?" After watching "The Big Bang Theory" and watching Episode B "i", it's already ten o'clock and it's time to go to bed! Jessica turned around and grabbed the back of the sand with both hands, as she had been doing these past few days. Wang Yang raised his palms to face her and said viciously: "If you don't obey me again, I'm going to use the Force to hit you!" Jesse Ka vowed not to obey: "You'd better use kung fu!" Wang Yang scratched his head helplessly, looked at Danny who was wandering next to him, shouted and put his palms at it: "If you don't obey me again, I will use the force Hit Danny!”

Danny cocked his ears in confusion, what?

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