I Can’t Be a Sword God

"I think……"

"It's because I ate too many duck necks in the first half of my life, roasted, stewed, and spicy... so I should be lucky."

"Or maybe, in my previous life, I was an executioner who beheaded without calculation, and I had countless good heads separated from my body."

"In short..."

Hundreds of causes must bear fruit, my retribution..."

"It's the fucking old Du's hand knife!"

Wang Longqi, who had a thick ring of plaster around his neck, grabbed Li Chu's skirt and cried on his back.

As for why not bow your head and cry...

Because it hurts.

Next to him, Dulanke sneered a few times, and said, "Master, you know me... Even if you don't know me, you should know Qi Shao. If I didn't show up in time to knock him out every time, just a few days God, even nine lives are not enough for him to defeat."

Li Chu nodded silently.

"You have to believe me, I really don't blame me..." Wang Longqi sobbed, "I'm just afraid that I won't be able to withstand the temptation, so I dare not even go out, but who knows...there are bad people among the crowd!"

"Do you know how they tested me?"

"I'm so scared!"

"..."

Li Chu blinked, it seemed that Wang Longqi hadn't been very happy in Yaowang town these two days.

"Indeed." Lao Du also nodded in agreement, "It's been a bit strange these days, no, it's very strange..."

"What?" Li Chu looked at him.

"Over there lives the Ninth Madam of Prince Han's Mansion, and she brings a little maid with her. That Ninth Madam...seems to have a strong interest in Qi Shao." Old Du said seriously.

"What is she interested in? She is clearly in love with me." Wang Longqi said firmly: "You don't know what kind of bullshit she said to me, eh... I blush just thinking about it."

"Young Master Qi is a little too confident when he said that." Lao Du sneered, "He just took the initiative to find you a few times, saying that he fell in love with you, hehe..."

"Then tell me, what happened to that little maid who took the initiative to look for you several times?" Wang Longqi asked suddenly.

Old Du raised his chest: "She is definitely in love with me."

Wang Longqi: "Hehe..."

Looking at these two ordinary and confident men, Li Chu suddenly felt a little ashamed to be with them.

...

at the same time.

In the main hall of Yanzhao Gate in the Northland.

The two disciples were feeding porridge to Brother Guan Xi, who was in a stiff state. While feeding them, they persuaded: "Brother, you can rest assured and wait for recovery. Don't worry, Master said that when you recover, I will definitely take you to revenge."

"Revenge is not a matter of urgency, senior brother, just rest at ease." Another disciple also said.

"It's also because there is no urgent matter." The previous disciple continued, "Otherwise, with the fiery temperament of the senior brother, if there is any important task, and the sudden delay for these days, I am afraid that I will die in a hurry."

"Eh? Senior brother, why are you crying?"

After helping Brother Guanxi wipe away his tears, the two disciples sat down again and started feeding.

At the same time chatted.

"However, the atmosphere in our Yanzhao Sect is still very good. Even if some urgent task is delayed, the master will at most just scold and settle the matter, and there will be no heavy punishment."

"That's right, our sect is so good." Another disciple said: "I heard that those rebels on Duanbei Mountain, if they delay their work, they would cut off their hands or even die, it's extremely strict! "

"Hahaha, after all, what they are doing is beheading business. It should be more rigorous. It is impossible for us to suffer such torture."

"Eh? Senior brother, why are you crying again?"

"It's strange why senior brother has been sentimental recently."

The two disciples hurriedly wiped Guan Xi's tears, but it was like a spring, and they couldn't wipe it clean, and the sadness flowed like a river.

...

"hiss……"

"Hey..."

"Good for you……"

"never heard of that……"

In the medical dormitory of Yaowang Town, two old genius doctors kept clicking their tongues in amazement at a bunch of colorful grass leaves.

"This Muren King of the Yanyue Sect is really willing to give up. These dozens of strange poisons in the world, any one of them is enough to kill a mortal, and he just put them all in without even looking at them. It's not too wasteful." Changchun The old man shook his head.

"There are so many toxic theories mixed together, if you want to solve any one, it will inevitably lead to several or even dozens of other kinds. Mixing one place, it is difficult for gods to understand."

Xuanhu Weng frowned for a moment, then was defeated: "I can't solve it."

"Haha, although I can't solve it, it's really rare to see such a poisonous body in this life, which can open the eyes of the old man." Changchun old man said.

"That's right, it's indeed a worthwhile trip." Xuanhu Weng agreed.

"no……"

Wang Longqi listened to the conversation of the two genius doctors, the more he listened, the colder his heart became.

"You two old genius doctors, just give me an accurate word, my poison... can it be cured?"

"I definitely can't solve it." Changchun old man shook his head resolutely.

"Well--"

Hearing this, Wang Longqi's heart was ashamed, his eyes turned white, and he fell back, as if he was about to lose his breath.

"But death doesn't necessarily mean death." Xuanhu Weng said with a smile.

"Um?"

Hearing this, Wang Longqi sat up straight again.

"That's right." Changchun old man said: "The solution cannot be solved, but if you can get the legendary holy medicine, Life Shaping Pill, then you can cleanse all the old things and reshape a perfect physical body."

"Unfortunately, Life Shaping Pill has been lost for thousands of years." Xuanhu Weng said again.

"Well--"

Upon hearing this, Wang Longqi's eyes went dark again, and he fell back, about to faint.

It has been lost for thousands of years, so what is the difference between this medicine and non-existence? Go find it now? The ghost knows that it will be the year of the monkey.

Seeing that it is impossible to survive.

"Did you forget that the prescription of Life-Shaping Pill is in my hands, and I have already known it by heart." Changchun old man laughed.

"Um?"

Hearing this, Wang Longqi jumped up again.

"Haha, I forgot." Xuanhu Weng also chuckled, "Then do you have the ingredients for the Life-Shaping Pill?"

"Haha, not at all." Changchun old man shook his head: "Do you know what's on it? It's impossible to get it together in this lifetime."

"Well--"

Is it finally not working?

Wang Longqi couldn't catch his breath, he leaned back and fainted again.

"Does it need some medicinal material that has long since disappeared?" Xuanhu Weng asked.

"No, although most of the medicinal materials are rare, I still have them in stock in Medicine King Town. I only owe one main medicine, Bingdan Sacred Heart Lotus Flower." Changchun old man said.

"Oh, it's very unlikely to get it." Xuanhu Weng agreed.

"Hello!"

With a bang, Wang Longqi threw off the wheelchair and jumped up.

"I've endured you two guys for a long time..." He looked at the two old genius doctors angrily, "Whether I have any hope of being saved, can you tell me! After a while, my abs are almost showing up! "

"how to say……"

"You are in this situation..." Changchun old man was a little embarrassed: "If you say you must die, you are not absolutely certain. If you say you can be saved, it is not completely possible..."

Seeing that Wang Longqi was about to cry again, Xuanhu Weng added: "The main medicine for refining life-shaping pills is Bingdan Sacred Heart Lotus. There is only one plant in the world, which belongs to the Guanghan Sect of the Twelve Immortals. Inheriting sacred objects. In Xiaoyaochi, the holy place of Guanghan sect, only the saints of Guanghan sect in the past can take down a lotus seed. , how can I take it out and give you a mortal?"

Wang Longqi pursed his lips: "Life is priceless..."

"How about...let me try it." Li Chu stood up and said.

Anyway, Wang Longqi is also his friend, and he was targeted by the Wooden King because he was also implicated by himself.

Even if there is a glimmer of hope, he will not give up on Wang Longqi.

"Li Chu..." Wang Longqi flattened his lips again, "You are really my reborn parents, foster father and mother, good brother for life..."

Old Du patted him on the shoulder, "Seventh Young Master was so moved that he couldn't tell his seniority..."

"Little Daoist Priest Li..." Changchun old man looked over and said seriously: "I know you are talented and have great supernatural powers, but no matter how powerful you are alone...you can't compare to a whole fairy gate."

When he said this, looking at Li Chu's handsome and calm face, old man Changchun suddenly felt guilty.

Um……

Wouldn't that be too strict?

But it shouldn't be possible, right?

It doesn't make sense...

After a pause, he continued: "But if you act out of righteousness for your friends, the old man is not easy to stop, so I can only remind you a few words. Among the Twelve Immortal Sects, the Guanghan Sect is an extremely difficult branch to deal with. Although they I never take the initiative to provoke others, but I am extremely wary of contact with outsiders. Especially those who are close to the mountain gate, they will always use flying swords to serve them."

"Yes." Xuanhu Weng nodded sympathetically, "The Xiaoyaochi of the Guanghan Sect is a land of fairy treasures in the world. It is the most suitable place for planting treasures of heaven and earth. Many top-quality medicinal materials can only grow there. Old man Changchun and I once Several times I went to the Guanghan Sect to ask for medicine, even with my two fame and status, I have been made things difficult and demanded a lot of money, they simply want to isolate Xiaoyaochi from the world."

"Is that so..." Li Chu frowned.

"It's true, I've heard of it before." Lao Du also said, "The whole Jianghu has a unified impression of Guanghan Sect."

Dulanke exchanged glances with Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng, and the three people who together were over two hundred years old said in unison:

"High cold."

...

Hanging Moon Mountain.

The reason for this name is that standing on the top of the mountain, you can see the sky is high and the earth is far away, and a huge moon seems to be hanging above the head, which is extremely shocking.

Under the moon, the whole mountain seems to be covered with a silvery white color.

In the daytime, Xuanyue Mountain is full of flowers and willows, full of vitality.

It was still early when Li Chu came to the mountain gate of Guanghanzong, but quite a lot of people had already gathered here. It seems that they are all cultivators from all over the world. Listening to their conversations, it seems that they all come to ask for medicine.

"Brother Chen, you were driven down the mountain three days ago, how dare you come up again? But what secret weapon did you get?"

"Master Wang, why are you here again? Didn't the fairies of the Guanghan Sect warn you sternly, there is no medicine that can't be cured in Xiaoyaochi!"

"Sect Master Xuan! Ouch, even in your position, you have come to ask for medicine in person!"

It seemed that the people who came here were all prominent figures in the Jianghu, and they were more or less familiar with each other, each calling for friends and chatting with each other.

Li Chu didn't have any acquaintances in the northern rivers and lakes, so he sat quietly by himself.

Seeing his appearance, the people around him would not ignorantly approach him, but naturally formed a small open space.

I don't know how long it took before I heard a loud crane cry.

The sound reaches the sky.

"Here we come! It's time to open the mountain gate!" Everyone rushed forward excitedly.

The mountain gate of Guanghanzong is actually just a few thick white marble pillars, with the three big characters of "Guanghanzong" engraved on it.

But no one dared to take a step beyond the thunder pool.

A moment later, four beautiful women in white skirts with fluttering skirts, carrying long swords, stood on the back of a psychic white crane, and floated towards them.

After a while, the white crane landed on the ground.

Four female disciples of the Guanghan Sect came to the gate of the mountain.

One of the older women with curly hair said loudly to the crowd: "This is not the first time for you to come here to ask for medicine. You must understand the rules of Xiaoyaochi. Please come forward and report yourself. The name of the medicine you seek, who to save and what to exchange for it. If it meets the standards of my sect, you can go up the mountain to discuss the matter of seeking medicine."

"We understand!"

Everyone in front shouted.

In fact, according to Changchun old man, the Guanghan sect's so-called evaluation of seeking medicine is actually a way of prevaricating people's hearts.

After all, Xiaoyaochi is blessed by nature, if it insists on not opening it to the outside world, there will be more and more people in the world who have resentment against Guanghan Sect. If you accumulate it for a long time, it may lead to disaster.

Therefore, Guanghanzong established such a rule of asking for medicine. Even if most people will still be rejected, those who are rejected will find ways to increase their rewards instead of resenting Guanghanzong for nothing. Vent.

"Okay, let's start." The curly-haired woman waved.

"I come!"

The first one in line was a middle-aged man in a brocade robe, quite majestic.

He said loudly: "I am the deputy leader of the Four Waters Gang in the Northland. I am here to ask for a day of materials, earth treasures, jade swords and flowers and leaves for my leader who is seriously injured and dying. I am willing to pay ten thousand taels of gold and ten pairs of jade biscuits." !"

Some people gasped after hearing this price, but thinking about the life of the leader of the Sishui Gang, it was worth the price.

only……

The four women under the mountain gate seemed unmoved.

"My Sishui Gang has nearly ten thousand members, and plays an important role in Jixiang Mansion. If my leader dies and the forces in the world are reshuffled, thousands of lives may be involved!"

The middle-aged man in Jinpao saw that he was not feeling well, so he hurriedly shouted again.

"Sorry." The four women did not communicate, but the woman with the curly hair said directly, "No."

Someone whispered from behind: "There is only one Jade Sword Flower in the world, and it only grows four flowers and leaves in more than three hundred years. The first three have been used to treat the former emperor of this dynasty, famous Taoists and others. A mere leader of the Four Rivers, indeed It may not be able to enter the eyes of the Guanghan Sect."

The deputy gang leader left in despair.

Even though he was burning with anxiety, he did not dare to act presumptuously under the Guanghan Sect's gate.

Then, a man in a golden robe and jade belt with an extraordinary bearing stepped forward.

"My lord, Xuan Mingjing, of the Tianqi Sect in the North."

This is the Xuan Zongzhu who was the center of the crowd before. Now he stepped forward and attracted many people's attention. It seems that his status in the world is not low.

"I want to ask for an amber moon fairy flower for myself." Xuan Mingjing said earnestly: "I, the ninth generation of Tianqizong Jianzong, finally touched the threshold of the land fairy here, and now I need this magic medicine to break through the realm. Assistant. As long as it is bestowed, my Tianqi Sect is willing to be affiliated with the Guanghan Sect for a hundred years, and drive mountains and fires at will!"

"Wow..."

These words really caused an uproar.

One must know that the Tian Qi Sect is not a small sect, and it is well-known in the Northland. If you let someone drive you for a hundred years, it is no different from being a slave of the whole clan. The income that can be created in the past hundred years is far from comparable to the previous golden ten thousand taels.

This time, the four women turned around and discussed for a long time.

No fairy sect would dare to underestimate the conditions proposed by Xuan Mingjing.

But to everyone's surprise, after the discussion, the woman with the curly hair shook her head again.

"Sorry." She refused, "No."

"What?" Xuan Mingjing was as shocked as the surrounding audience, "I, the Tianqi Sect, has been your slave for a hundred years, but it's not enough to exchange for an amber moon fairy flower? Your Guanghan Sect..."

Xuan Mingjing's face began to distort, "You Guanghan Sect must fight against me? I... I'll get it myself!"

With a long roar, he rose from the ground, the power of the peak of the Slashing Decline Realm was terrifying!

boom--

But in the next second, a white silk flew out from the cloud and mist in front of him, directly entangled him, and then threw this powerful figure into the boundless sky with a strong swing!

"Xuan Mingjing, since you have never done anything evil, I will forgive you for the crime of disrespect, and if you dare to come to Guanghan sect to make noise, I will never forgive you lightly!" A cold voice sounded from a distance.

Highlight a ruthless!