I Can’t Be a Sword God

"It's like this..."

The three demon kings squatted in a row and looked at each other. The eldest lion camel king looked at the second Baoxiang king, and the second Baoxiang king looked at the third Xuandiao king.

It was decided that Xuan Diao Wang would tell the story.

Although he was afraid of dealing with little Taoist priests, King Xuandiao still had to bite the bullet and speak.

No way, who made it the smallest?

Li Chu didn't care, just listened quietly.

Utsunomiya.

It is a mysterious and huge force that has existed in the Golden State for thousands of years.

Few monsters knew where it came from. They only knew that this palace suddenly appeared on a certain mountain, and the original demon king and his subordinates on that mountain all disappeared.

In the following two thousand years, many surrounding forces wanted to annex it, but all of them failed. No one knew what kind of background was hidden in this palace. But no matter what level of powerful demon king is there, there always seems to be a stronger existence in Utsunomiya.

Gradually, Utsunomiya gained a firm foothold in the Golden State and became a leading power. But its sect is still extremely mysterious, all of them are some mysterious envoys masked in black robes.

Apart from knowing that the name of the master of Utsunomiya is the king of all ages, he hardly knows much about it. It's just that no one has seen it make a move in person, and even went to Utsunomiya, and they couldn't see the place of the King of Ten Thousand Worlds.

Fortunately, no one dared to provoke it, and it rarely provoked others.

But just a few days ago, a mysterious envoy from Utsunomiya suddenly came to the door to discuss a major matter with King Baoxiang and King Xuandiao.

alliance.

The emissary didn't specifically say what the alliance was about, but said that there might be big moves in the future, and now they can help Sanwangling solve their problems first to show their sincerity.

The biggest problem in Sanwangling is naturally the lion and camel king who is imprisoned in the iron prison.

After the envoy agreed to the matter, he rescued the lion and camel king within a month. Moreover, there was no news of someone robbing the prison in the iron prison, so I don't know what magical means they used.

As for the matter of letting the yellow-spotted tiger go to Longjueling to release the miasma, it was just a small episode, and the three demon kings actually didn't know the purpose of the envoy. It's just that since everyone helped to save the elder brother, this trivial matter was left to him.

If he had known that this trivial matter would attract the little Taoist priest, the three demon kings would definitely break the messenger's hands and legs, and would never let him do such a stupid thing.

After Xuan Diao Wang finished speaking, he felt a little wronged.

"Xiao Daoist, in fact, we almost gave up after we failed to rob the prison with Lord Canghai last time. It was the people from Utsunomiya who brought up this matter again and sent my eldest brother back. For us in Sanwangling, it is true. It's an innocent disaster, even if you want to punish us, the most you can do is send my elder brother back..."

"What kind of shit are you kidding here?"

This kind of righteous speech directly caused the Lion Camel King to stretch out his foot behind him, and kicked the Xuandiao King to the ground.

Then, it also looked at Li Chu pitifully, "Little Daoist Li, I have always behaved well during my sentence there, and you have seen it too. Now that I return to the Golden State, I am determined not to enter Heluo for the rest of my life." The territory of the DPRK. You treat me as a fart and let it go?"

Li Chu frowned and looked at the three demon kings, thinking about how to deal with them.

The demon king in the Golden State actually has very little chance of harming humans, and the countless corpses in this cave belong to other monsters. The Lion Camel King was imprisoned in an iron prison instead of being executed directly, which also shows that it did not commit a capital crime.

To be fair, it would be best to pack up and take away the three demon kings and send them all to an iron prison.

But in that case, it will waste a lot of time, and I still have urgent matters...

Just after pondering for a while, I heard a voice behind me saying: "This little Taoist leader, this old man has something to say."

When Li Chu turned his head, he saw two old genius doctors approaching, thoughtful.

That thin old man in white robe is Changchun old man, the core of Yaowang town.

And the rich old man in flower robes is Xuanhu Weng, the owner of Xuanhu Villa, and the master of the little miracle doctor.

Li Chu was naturally polite to these two, and asked, "How do the two genius doctors want to deal with these monsters?"

"These three demon kings..." Changchun old man twitched his beard and smiled: "I suggest that you don't deal with them."

"Do not deal with it?"

"Yes." The two genius doctors nodded in unison.

Li Chu was not surprised either, but just looked at them, guessing there must be a reason for this.

Immediately, I heard Xuanhu Weng say again: "Actually, the two of us have a plan since we searched for the treasure bag in Longjue Ridge. We have been wandering around for many years, although our cultivation is not good, but we are not so self-inflicted. .It’s really another matter of urgency, so I have to act like this.”

Li Chu nodded, he had wondered about this before.

"It has to start with my poor disciple..." Changchun old man sighed and said slowly.

This disciple is naturally the deceased doctor under Long Jue Ridge, Chen Xingjin. Li Chu had heard about him from the official Lang Yu of Yaowang Town before he came.

What Changchun old man said is even more sensational.

"At that time, he told me that the patient looked like an old woman and was pregnant. In fact, it caused an uproar in my heart. Because..."

Changchun old man hesitated, and said: "In the early years, I accidentally saw something in an ancient book of the Yu Dynasty. It was a fragment of a court medical book, and it was recorded that all the emperors of the Yu Dynasty I am ordering the imperial physician to carry out a heaven-defying experiment, the purpose of which is... the elixir."

Elixir?

This is not the first time Li Chu has heard of this term, but Lang Yuguan did not mention the Yuchao Medical Code.

The Yu Dynasty was an ancient dynasty three thousand years ago, and it also occupied the world for nearly a thousand years before being overthrown by the previous dynasty. The previous dynasty lasted for another thousand years, and then fell apart, experienced some twists and turns, and finally settled down in Heluo.

For the people of the Heluo Dynasty, Yuchao is already a rather old word, an existence that only appears in history books.

Even monsters, not many can survive for more than two thousand years.

"Although it is only a fragment of an unsuccessful article, and the records are not complete, the experimental process mentioned above is completely against the laws of nature and completely inhumane!" Changchun old man said angrily again: "So after I read it, hurry up Just burn that article, so as not to be obtained by someone with a heart, and do something harmful to the world."

"Changchun old man did the right thing. If this matter spreads, maybe some powerful people will be born with immortality." Xuanhu Weng also sighed: "He only mentioned this matter to me later, as for I have never asked about the fragments of the prescription and the experimental process, I thought this thing would disappear from the world..."

"But who knows..." Changchun old man continued: "When Chen Xingjin returned to Yaowang Town, the patient he mentioned was actually very similar to a certain link in the production process of the legendary elixir..."

His eyebrows raised slightly, as if he couldn't bear to say any more.

Li Chu had some vague guesses.

The way of heaven is fair, and mortals have countless longevity. If one wants to forcibly increase one's lifespan... Maybe it is to use some means to plunder the lifespan of others. And this method must be complicated and cruel.

"I wondered if Yu Chao at that time...had developed the elixir." Changchun's eyes were serious, "So I let Xingjin detoxify people, but don't accept any rewards, and try not to make enemies with those people Under the premise of avoiding all entanglements."

"Afterwards, I sent a letter to ask Xuanhu Weng to come over to discuss the matter with him. Unexpectedly, before he arrived, the news of Chen Xingjin's death had already spread."

"Qijue Tiansha has appeared repeatedly, and this matter is even more confusing." Changchun old man continued: "After discussing with Xuanhu Weng and I, I feel that if there are people in the world who rely on the elixir for longevity and have not been discovered for so many years, they must be Tibetans. It’s extremely secretive. If you look it up in your spare time, you won’t be able to find it.”

"But if this thing stays in the world, it will be a disaster sooner or later." Xuanhu Weng said: "In the end we decided to go to Longjue Ridge together, risking our lives, and going there ourselves, maybe we can find some clues."

"We discovered the miasma in Longjue Mountain, and found that the method of making this miasma is also extremely vicious and ancient. The inheritance also came from the Yu Dynasty period, and it is likely to be inextricably linked with the undead medicine. So we took this as a clue, All the way to find this golden state."

"Although it is said that we were arrested, the two of us have some small means to ensure our own safety. The reason why we are here safely is because we want to investigate more things here."

Changchun old man said again: "The elixir that these three demon kings asked us to refine was also Yu Chao's court elixir, which deepened our suspicion..."

"Udu Palace..." Li Chu pondered, "Could it be related to this?"

"Very likely." Changchun old man nodded and said: "The King of Ten Thousand Worlds, if it is really a person who has survived from the Yu Dynasty to the present, it will be really terrifying..."

"Yes." Li Chu felt the same way.

God is fair.

The practice and learning speed of monsters are very slow, but their lifespan is very long.

Human beings learn and practice very quickly, but their lifespan is extremely short.

So the world is balanced.

But if there is a human being with the same lifespan as a monster. After all these years, how far will he enter the country...

No one dared to imagine.

But it must be an existence against the sky.

What's even more frightening is that this heaven-defying existence is extremely mysterious, and almost no one can find its location.

"Of course, this is just a guess after all." Changchun old man turned around and said, "But one thing is certain, that is, the King of Ten Thousand Worlds is definitely not a kind person, whether he is a human or a monster. Yu kindness."

"That's true." Li Chu glanced at the three demon kings who were pulling their ears.

The three demon kings immediately lowered their heads in unison, expressing that they had no evil intentions.

"So I suggest that if Daoist Li can do it, it's best not to kill the three demon kings first, so as not to startle the snake." Changchun advised, "It's better to let them...undercover."

"Undercover?"

Li Chu and the three demon kings all listened attentively.

"Yes, let them continue to form an alliance with Utsunomiya, secretly investigate the secrets of Utsunomiya and the King of Ten Thousand Kings, and see what kind of conspiracy they have..." Changchun old man said.

"I can concoct some strange poisons that even the demon king can't escape from. As long as they are swallowed, there is absolutely no one in the world who can concoct the antidote except me. At that time, if they are obedient, they will be given certain antidote on a regular basis. If but If you rebel, you will surely die."

Speaking of the last sentence, a gleam of cold light burst out of Changchun old man's eyes, showing that this old man is by no means a soft-hearted person.

As the person who is the best at using poison and detoxifying it, he also has enough capital to say such things.

The three demon kings all trembled.

At the same time, he secretly said in his heart, this bad old man is really bad...

"It's okay." Li Chu agreed, then turned to look at the Three Demon Kings, and asked very politely: "Then I may have to trouble the three of you. I don't know what you want? Are you willing to help?"

Lion Camel King, Baoxiang King, and Xuandiao King looked at each other, naturally they were all unwilling.

Who would want to take a deadly poison and become a manipulative undercover agent?

Seeing their embarrassment, Li Chu nodded understandingly, and said: "It's normal for the three of you not to be willing. After all, this kind of thing is very risky, and it is your freedom to refuse. In this case, time is running out, so I can only Kill the three of them..."

"Etc., etc……"

Upon hearing this, the three demon kings jumped up in panic.

The Lion Camel King hastily shouted: "Who doesn't want to? I'm clearly... I'm just dazzled by happiness! Xiao Li Daochang, you don't know something. When I was born, a Taoist priest told me that I was born to be an undercover agent." Materials! After so many years, I didn’t know until today that I was destined to wait for this task.”

"Yes, yes." King Baoxiang nodded, "The eight generations of our family have been undercover agents, and they have been undercover agents since ancient times! My generation has never been an undercover agent in my life. Shame on the family!"

"To be honest, I was actually an undercover agent sent by another demon king." Xuandiao King also said without hesitation.

"Eh?"

As soon as this remark came out, the Lion Camel King and the Baoxiang King looked at it strangely.

"No... I went undercover all the way to the Demon King, and I asked you to destroy the original mountain together... I didn't mention it again..." Xuandiao King scratched his head, and said: "I didn't get it before." Choose, but after that I always want to be a good demon..."

Ignoring the grievances between them, Changchun old man immediately took out a small bottle and poured out three black pills.

"Come on, let the three demon kings take this Jiuduhe Qingdan."

He smiled and handed it over.

"Even though this poisonous pill is only a small one, you have to take one antidote every full moon night, and take it twelve times in a row to completely detoxify. In this way, everyone can feel relieved."

"What if..." The Lion Camel King swallowed and asked, "What will happen if the antidote is stopped for a month?"

"Don't worry, this old man is a doctor who heals diseases and saves lives, not some cruel devil."

Changchun old man comforted the three demon kings.

"Without the antidote for a month, you won't die immediately. It's just that the body and soul are slowly corroded from the inside out at the same time. In three days, the intestines are rotten, in five days, the internal organs are festered, in seven days, the limbs are softened, and in ten days, the whole body is paralyzed. But don't worry, you still won't die, and you won't feel any pain, because your soul has also been numb. It's just that you will feel that the pieces of your heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney have been crushed at convenient times every day. out of the body..."

"This will last for a whole month, becoming an empty body, and your soul will realize that you are already dead. After three days of writhing in severe pain, you can completely rest in peace."

Looking at this kind-hearted old man, the eyes of the three demon kings gradually became straight.

I even began to think in my heart, whether it would be better to die directly...

King Xuan Diao frowned, with a hint of resistance, and said angrily: "Brother! Do we really want to take this medicine? I would rather die in battle!"

"It's not impossible..."

Before the Lion Camel King could speak, Li Chu drew out the Chunyang Sword when he heard the words.

Hearing Changchun old man's description, he felt that this medicine was too inhumane, it was not as good as his own Chunyang sword, just one sip, it didn't hurt or itch.

"Eat it!"

Seeing Li Chu draw his sword, the Lion Camel King had a terrifying memory come back to his mind. Immediately raised his head and swallowed the poison pill. Seeing that the Lion Camel King took the lead in taking the poison, Bao Xiang Wang and Xuan Diao King had no choice but to grit their teeth and take the medicine.

"Very good, thank you three for your generous help." Li Chu nodded and said.

The three demon kings grinned together, as if they wanted to laugh, but their brows and eyes were full of crying, and combined together, they formed a rather "righteous" expression.

After thinking for a while, Li Chu took out three more bells.

After discovering the magical effect of the amulet, before this trip, I specially prepared a few extra ones in case of emergencies, but I didn't expect it to come in handy.

"The three please wear one on your body, and don't take it off at any time. In this way, I can see every move of the three. And, as long as I have this bell, I can arrive at any time when necessary. Even if I If not, my sword can also reach. In this way, it is also a kind of protection for the three."

Li Chu exhorted.

"Understood..." The three demon king chickens nodded in pecking style.

What a reassuring "protection"...

"Don't worry, Taoist Master Li!" At this point, the Lion Camel King could only express his loyalty loudly, "The three of us, brothers, will definitely do our best to complete the task!"

Li Chu also looked solemn, "Then this important task will be entrusted to the shoulders of the three, and I will directly contact the three in the organization. From now on, the three of you will..."

Li Chu looked at the three brothers who were so righteous.

"Code name Liu, Guan, Zhang."