I Can’t Be a Sword God

As the saying goes, a weasel has no good intentions to pay a New Year greeting to a chicken.

In fact, it's not just New Year's greetings. Anytime a weasel goes after a chicken, it's likely to have no good intentions.

And of course, not just weasels. No matter who goes looking for chickens, it will not be a behavior worth advocating...

Following the big weasel's cry, a black pheasant spirit with great momentum came out from the hole.

This pheasant spirit has mostly turned into a human form, and it looks like a burly man wearing a black feather cloak, only with sharp eyes and a sharp mouth, you can still see the appearance of a chicken.

After he came out, he looked at the big weasel unkindly, then at the little Taoist priest behind him, and said in a deep voice, "Huang Wulang, what are you doing here to disturb our pheasant cave in the middle of the night? Don't talk to me." It's useless to talk nonsense, but if you dare to say a lie, I will take your skin off."

Li Chu glanced at it, and it turned out that this big weasel has a name.

Although sloppy.

Huang Wulang shrank his neck when he heard the pheasant essence's threat, but he probably remembered Li Chu standing behind him, so he puffed up his chest and said, "Brother Wuji, you don't have to be so hostile to me. So entrusted, I came to ask you something."

As he said that, he turned half a step sideways and made way for Li Chu who was behind him.

Li Chu looked at the Pheasant Essence, and asked, "Listen to it, a while ago, two old genius doctors went to Huang Daxian's grave to find their ancestor's treasure bag, and they were directed to you?"

"Hmph, what miracle doctor? I don't know!"

The pheasant spirit obviously had a bad temper. Hearing Li Chu's question, he just waved his hand and impatiently wanted to drive them away.

Without waiting for Li Chu to ask again, the big weasel hurried up, pressed the pheasant essence's hand, and whispered: "Brother Wuji... I advise you to be cautious in your words and deeds."

Seeing its warning eyes, Pheasant Essence glanced suspiciously at Li Chu, then at Huang Wulang, and asked in a low voice, "Is this little Taoist very powerful?"

"Let me tell you this..." Huang Wulang said, "After he entered our cave, it became five feet wider."

"hiss……"

Pheasant Essence took a deep breath of the cold air mixed with poisonous miasma at night, because of too much force, it felt a little bit hot after inhaling, and it took a long time to slow down.

After a pause, it said to Li Chu again: "My brother Wuji is always willing to help others. Since you asked me, I will tell you. I have indeed met those two old men."

There are few people on Longjue Ridge, and the pheasant forest is located in a relatively deep place. It may not meet a few pedestrians in a year, so its memory is very clear.

"They came to my Pheasant Cave and asked us where Huang Daxian's treasure bag went. They said that the miasma rising from Longjueling was most likely related to that treasure bag. Only by finding it can we find out the source of the miasma. I I didn’t bother to pay attention to them, but the miasma in the mountain has also affected many small monsters, including the chicken cubs in our clan who were also poisoned. After thinking about it, I still told them where the treasure bag was. "

Huang Wulang asked: "You also gave away my ancestor's treasure bag?"

Pheasant Essence glared, "Of course I have to exchange it for benefits, otherwise what's the use of me keeping such a smelly thing?"

Li Chu then asked: "Then where did they go?"

"This..." Pheasant Essence hesitated a bit, and said: "I gave the treasure bag to the black spotted tiger earlier, and exchanged some other treasures. When the two old men came to ask, I also told the truth, so that They're off to find the black-spotted tiger."

"What?" Huang Wulang's complexion changed this time, "You actually let them two humans go to find the black-spotted tiger, isn't that... sending people into the tiger's mouth?"

"It's none of my business whether they die or not..." The pheasant spirit scratched her head.

"Black-spotted tiger?"

Li Chu looked at Huang Wulang, and felt that it was a little strange to be panicked.

"This black-spotted tiger... we usually call it the Tiger King, and it is the king of the hundred miles around. Because of it, there is an elder brother who is the leader in the Golden State, and he is domineering in Longjueling, where he hunts and kills at every turn. The rest of the monster clan are very vicious. And...different from us little monsters who dare not harm anyone, it especially likes to eat human flesh, and it will never let humans go if humans break into its territory!"

"Its morality is very high?" Li Chu asked again.

"Of course..." Huang Wulang just wanted to say that he was very tall, but when the words came to his lips, he looked at Li Chu's quiet face and changed his words: "Who do you compare with?"

"Compared to us, it is naturally infinitely stronger, and we can only let it bully. But compared with you, the leader of the trail, it may not be as strong." It continued to flatter.

The Pheasant Essence looked at Huang Wulang and felt that he was licking too much, but after thinking about it, this also showed that the little Taoist priest might really be very strong, so he simply shut up, thinking that these two people should leave quickly.

Li Chu asked again: "Where is the black-spotted tiger? Can you take me there?"

"Its territory is the Hutou Peak tens of miles ahead, but..." Huang Wulang said: "The black-spotted tiger is extremely vicious, and for a little monster like me who has no friendship with it, it's just to give it rations when we come to our door. So I have never dared to get close to Hutou Peak, and I don’t know much about it. Why don’t you ask Brother Wuji to take you there, it has friendship with that black-spotted tiger, so it’s easier to talk.”

Li Chu turned to look at Pheasant Essence: "Is it okay?"

"That's unnecessary, don't go too far." Pheasant Essence waved his hand, it didn't want to mess with such ignorant people and things at all.

Then I heard Li Chu say again: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Pheasant Essence heard that his tone was sincere, his posture was quite polite, his face was very kind, and...

At the same time as he said these words, a flying sword rose into the sky and turned into a red rainbow, sweeping around the pheasant forest, and instantly annihilated wherever it passed.

Pheasant Essence's pupils dilated twice silently, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "Since you are so sincere, Taoist priest, how can I refuse?"

"Thank you very much." Li Chu thanked very politely.

"It's my duty!" Pheasant Essence showed the boldness that the sons and daughters of the world should have.

Between the mountains and forests, the atmosphere is quite harmonious.

...

The sun is full in the forest, and a new day has begun.

On Longjue Ridge, the snow in many places has not yet melted, and there is still a rattling sound when you step on it. There are footprints of various shapes all over the snow. Experienced predators can hunt and kill one after another with the help of these footprints and the smell in the wind.

"It just so happens that the black-spotted tiger has recently celebrated its 200th birthday, and I have invited many guests and friends at Hutou Peak." The voice of the pheasant spirit resounded in the forest.

"However, Daoist, you need to hide your identity. You can't say that you are a human being. I have another boar spirit friend who failed to overcome the catastrophe a few days ago, and died. I will say that you are the one who succeeded in transformation." Wild boar spirit, introduce you to the black-spotted tiger. It still respects powerful monsters, so it will be easier for you to talk to him."

"When you arrive at Hutou Peak, try to be as tactful as possible so as not to arouse the vigilance of the black-spotted tiger. Because if those two old genius doctors have been killed, even if you forcefully interrogate the black-spotted tiger, you may not be able to interrogate the black-spotted tiger. Besides, there are more than one With it, and the large and small demon kings on Longjue Mountain, if your human identity is exposed, it will be very difficult."

Listening to Shan Jijing's plan with all his heart, Li Chu nodded, indicating that the plan is feasible.

In fact, he is very unwilling to force others to do things, but if it is tempting, he really can't offer any benefits that can make this mountain elf and wild monster tempted.

Time is running out, so they can only choose to coerce.

At most, be polite when intimidating.

So he said: "Thank you."

"Hey." Pheasant Essence waved his hand, "Between us, say thank you and we'll see each other."

Li Chu turned his head and said again: "I will guarantee your safety and will never cause you any trouble."

Pheasant Essence flattened her mouth and said very movedly: "Thank you."

Not long after, the two came to a mountain shaped like a tiger's head, no wonder it was called Tiger's Head Peak.

There is a huge cave at the top of the peak, it looks like it was dug later, at the entrance of the cave stood a large group of colorful little monsters, yelling and drinking.

Looking at the guests coming from all directions, there are quite a few.

From here, it can be seen that Longjue Ridge is full of monster energy, and there are so many monsters that are approaching or have already transformed in an area of ​​hundreds of miles.

"Oh, Brother Pheasant! Welcome, welcome."

The Pheasant Essence really has friendship with the Black Spotted Tiger, and upon landing, he was warmly received.

Pheasant Essence led Li Chu over, put on a big face, and shouted: "This is my brother, the newly transformed boar king, Haonan."

Those little monsters immediately nodded and bowed, and shouted one after another, but they were also a little puzzled.

After all, the transformation into such a pig...isn't too much.

Conservatively, none.

The Pheasant Essence had told Li Chu earlier that this was an unwritten rule among the nearby monsters. But all monsters that have transformed into form are called "king", which is regarded as a respectful title.

Even some monsters that have not yet transformed themselves like to crown themselves with the word "king".

There are kings everywhere, short and brilliant.

Because of the lead of Pheasant Essence, Li Chu easily sneaked into the black-spotted tiger's cave. At this time, he was wearing a leather armor and a leather hat on his head. Apart from his appearance, there was nothing wrong with him.

In addition, the surrounding monsters are extremely strong, as long as he does not take the initiative to use his supernatural powers to leak his aura, it is unlikely that anyone will find out that he is wrong.

He buried the Chunyang sword not far away in the forest, and he could reach it instantly with a single thought.

On the high throne seat, a giant bald man with a black pattern on his head was laughing loudly. When he saw the pheasant spirit coming, he waved his hands loudly: "Pheasant, come and sit!"

Shan Jijing led Li Chu over and introduced him again.

The black spotted tiger looked at Li Chu, touched his head, and said in surprise, "Mother, I've never heard of a pig being transformed into this way."

Li Chu said calmly: "It's nothing special."

"Okay, since you are Pheasant's brother, then he is my brother. If you call me Tiger King, I will cover you from now on! Hahaha!"

Pheasant Essence also laughed loudly: "Good brother, show loyalty!"

The black-spotted tiger smiled generously, then turned to entertain other guests.

Li Chu wanted to ask him about the two old genius doctors, but he had no time to spare. Pheasant Essence comforted him from the side: "Be safe and don't be impatient, the banquet will start soon, so naturally there will be a lot of time to ask it."

As soon as he was seated here, there was a gong.

He heard shouts from outside: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty is here!"

"Ah? Brother is here!" the black-spotted tiger was delighted.

Immediately, all the monsters present stood up and greeted the outside together.

Pheasant Essence explained to Li Chu in a low voice: "This is his brother who is the leader in the Golden State, and he is called the Great King here."

"Oh." Li Chu nodded.

The three settlements assigned by the human race to the monster race are Golden State to the north of the Northland, Mingyue Township to the south of Tiannan, and Phoenix Island to the east of the East China Sea.

They are all remote and wild places that are difficult for humans to live in, but for the monster race, they are vast enough and enough to survive. In these three settlements, the number and quality of the big monsters who have successfully cultivated far surpassed the monster clans in the Heluo Dynasty.

However, there are some differences in the relationship between the three settlements and the Heluo Dynasty.

Mingyue Township has the best relationship with the Heluo court, and some of the monsters who come out to walk can even get identity plates specially issued by Chaotianque.

Because Phoenix Island is separated by the vast ocean, there is basically no intersection with the Heluo Dynasty.

As for the Golden State, it's a mixed bag, with some demon kings law-abiding and others wild. It is difficult to define the good and evil of the monsters here.

Although these savage monsters in Longjue Ridge proclaim themselves kings here, they are actually thrown into the Golden State, and they are not even considered small bosses. The monsters from the Golden State came here, which was considered a dimensionality reduction blow.

Not long after, a group of monsters came in, surrounded by a group of monsters, wearing a python-yellow cloak, a man with a ferocious appearance and a full beard came in. His appearance was somewhat similar to that bald black-spotted tiger.

It is its older brother, the yellow-spotted tiger.

"I haven't seen it for a few years, but the scale of your Hutou Peak is getting bigger and bigger. With so many transformed monsters, they are quite a force even in the Golden State. Wait a minute... um ?”

The yellow-spotted tiger and the group of demons walked with a sudden stop.

At this time, it happened to walk up to Li Chu.

Looking at Li Chu's face, a pensive expression suddenly appeared.

"Brother, this is a transformed boar spirit." The black-spotted tiger quickly introduced.

"Have you ever seen a pig like this?" The spotted tiger glared at it, "Is he a pig or are you a pig?"

"Isn't it..." The black-spotted tiger dared not reply in a daze.

"I remember this face."

The spotted tiger frowned, paused, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and unfolded it into a portrait. Through the reflection of the fire in the cave, Li Chu could see from the back of the drawing paper that his face was vaguely on it.

Although the indescribable handsomeness cannot be fully realized, the general outline is the same, which can be described as quite vivid.

Why does the leader of the Golden State have his own portrait in his hand? He couldn't help but frown.

"Sure enough! Catch him!" Before he could think too much, Piebald Tiger shouted and pointed at Li Chu, "He is..."

no more.

Seeing the other party seemed murderous.

Li Chu raised his finger, "Sure."

The figure of the spotted tiger froze suddenly.

"Hey! You..." The black-spotted tiger was about to go into a rage.

Li Chu pointed again: "Definitely."

The black-spotted tiger was also imprisoned in place immediately.

At this time, the crowd of monsters around saw the Hu family brothers being subdued in an instant, and heard a voice shouting: "The king was captured by this man!"

Li Chu frowned, and was about to deal with those many little demons.

Then I heard a voice call: "Run!"

In a blink of an eye, a monster in a hole disappeared at a speed that made Li Chudu dumbfounded.

"..."

This degree of loyalty made the pheasant spirit, who is also a monster, blush a little.

"Forget it, anyway, it's still exposed, why don't you ask directly."

Li Chu said to the black-banned tiger: "King Tiger, I came here to ask you some important matters, and I had to make a bad move. Please don't blame me."

While speaking, he raised his hand and untied some acupuncture points of the black spotted tiger.

Then, the black spotted tiger said with a smile: "You are too polite."

"Just call me Xiaohu..."