I Can’t Be a Sword God

There is a group of weasels on the other side of the mountain and the sea.

They are lively and cute.

They are timid and kind.

They live in a cave in Longjue Ridge, happy and peaceful.

Until one day, a sword energy like a red rainbow viciously poured into their homeland...

"ah……"

In the deepest part of Huang Daxian's tomb, there is a huge space. The dull cave that was originally mixed with evil and stench was completely swept away by the fiery sword energy of Chunyang Sword.

The blazing waves were roaring, and the weasels in the hole were so frightened that their hairs exploded, and they ran wildly. But the sword was hanging at the entrance of the cave, pointing in their direction, and there was no way to escape.

Originally, the caves in the tomb of Wong Tai Sin were intricately routed, like a labyrinth. There is also poisonous gas that disturbs people's minds, so for thousands of years, they have lived in it safely, and no one has come in to disturb them.

But who knew, the sword suddenly thrust in violently.

Very unreasonable.

"Squeak..."

"Squeak..."

There were chaotic shouts, and after a moment of noise, a sharp voice suddenly overwhelmed everything else.

"Squeak!"

The largest weasel in the cave stood up.

That's right, stand up. Its body is close to that of a human, and it is wearing a robe and a small cap on its head. Unlike other weasels that run around on all fours, it walks upright.

The big weasel let out a cry, and after calming down the little weasels around it, it took the initiative to walk towards the sword at the entrance of the cave.

Although it can be seen from its trembling legs, it is also very timid.

The big weasel walked slowly to the entrance of the cave, looked at the Chunyang sword, and slowly, slowly moved to the right.

Suddenly, the tip of Chunyang Sword also pointed to the right.

It suddenly shuddered.

After finding that the sword had no further movement, it moved to the left again, trying to leave from the gap on the left.

Then the tip of the Chunyang sword also turned to the left, and continued to face it.

On the face of the big weasel, there was a sudden flattery visible to the naked eye.

It smiled and slowly raised its paws above its head.

Seeing this, the little weasels in the back all followed suit and assumed this classic pose.

When Li Chu came to the depths of the cave, he saw a group of weasels obediently raising their hands in surrender.

Just now he didn't notice the human breath, and now he really didn't see any figures like Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng.

"Master..."

"Xiao Daoist, you have come here... What is the reason..."

The weasel wearing the cap spoke out first, and asked Li Chufa with a flattering smile.

Li Chu glanced at it indifferently, and asked, "Have you ever seen two old men enter this grave of Huang Daxian? They are two genius doctors."

"Two old people..." The big weasel scratched his head, and after a while, he patted his head, "Oh...you are looking for them, Daoist, so why bother to make such a fuss, just come and ask."

"It's just that I don't know the situation in the cave, so I just use the flying sword to explore the way first." Li Chu said.

The big weasel grinned, and glanced behind Li Chu, the entire cave path that might have been widened a few feet by the sword energy, secretly frightened.

You call this scouting?

This is so clearly a way out.

Of course, at most he would slander secretly, and he still had to smile along with him.

"Xiao Daoist's supernatural powers really frightened us little ghosts who have never seen the world, hehe."

He smiled and continued:

"The two genius doctors you mentioned did come to our cave, but they left after a while."

"Leave?" Li Chu asked: "But I heard from people in Longya Town that no one can get out alive after entering your Huang Daxian's grave."

"Rumours, definitely rumors."

The big weasel immediately shook its head like a rattle.

Seeing Li Chu's suspicious eyes, it added weakly: "Well, we actually released this rumor by ourselves."

It goes on to explain:

"We are just a group of little weasels who keep their own place. We are not considered any powerful spirits, let alone dare to harm others. This Huang Daxian grave is indeed the burial place of one of our ancestors. This ancestor has cultivated to a very high level. , He felt the situation of the weasel family living in exile in this mountain, so he built a magic circle here before his death, and gave us descendants a shelter."

Saying that, it glanced at the bright cave behind Li Chu.

I'm a little worried about whether this magic circle is still there...

"In short, as long as people enter these caves, their souls will be affected and they will have some terrible hallucinations. Once they are frightened, they will withdraw by themselves. In this way, we weak weasel clan will not be disturbed by the outside world."

"In the past, those who entered Huang Daxian's grave by mistake were only scared away. The reason why no one said it was because..."

It showed a rather humane look of embarrassment and scratched its head.

"Every time those people are scared away, I will hurry up and run in front of them, carve warning words on a tree, and then cast a spell to trip them in front of this tree. In this way, they will think that Huang Daxian is always there Staring at them, I dare not leak this matter..."

Only then did Li Chu understand.

The warning words that Wang Er saw might have come from the same way. He didn't pay much attention when he stumbled inexplicably in a panic, he just thought it was because he was exhausted. Seeing the eight characters "Don't talk to others, Huangxian has ears", I thought it was really the ghost of Huang Daxian.

I don't know at all, in fact, not far away, there is a big weasel that has just sprinted and is panting...

"In that case, where are the two old genius doctors?" He continued to return to the topic.

"Three of them entered Huang Daxian's tomb that day. The ordinary man was the first to be affected by the magic circle and turned around and ran out. The two old genius doctors with their cultivation base easily dissolved the poisonous gas in the cave and came to our place. The deepest part of the cave..." recalled the big weasel.

"They came here, saw us, and asked where our ancestor's 'treasure bag' was?"

"Treasure bag?" Li Chu wondered for a moment.

"It means that after our weasel has been cultivated into a spirit monster, the place where we released... the stench before will be transformed into a treasure bag, which can be combined with the evil spirit to release... a more powerful stench."

Having said that, it actually blushed a bit.

"When it comes to weasels with extremely high Taoism, the treasure pouch is extremely precious, even more precious than inner alchemy...it can have many effects. In the past, there were those unscrupulous practitioners who specially hunted and killed weasels who became refined, just to take our inner alchemy. Dan and treasure pouch. Only with this Huang Daxian tomb, we have a safe nest." It said through gritted teeth.

"The two old genius doctors said that they wanted our ancestors' treasure bag. At that time, we thought they were unscrupulous cultivators. Who would have thought that they suddenly said that the miasma that has recently filled the mountain is likely to be related to our ancestors' treasure bag?" It is related to the bag, and asked me if I kept it properly."

Having said that, it suddenly faltered a little.

"Actually... I don't know how they guessed... the ancestor's treasure bag is actually no longer with us..." It rubbed its hands: "We gave it to another goblin before... two old people When I got the news, I went to find the chicken."

"Um?"

Li Chu caught another sensitive word.

In this deep and dark cave, facing the cave full of monsters, he suddenly changed from looking for the treasure bag of the ancestor of the weasel to looking for the chicken... This sudden turning point caught him by surprise.

The atmosphere feels weird.

Is it because I failed to find the treasure bag, so I want to relieve my lost mood?

The two old genius doctors are both highly respected people, so it's not like that...

Seeing his slight astonishment, the big weasel quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, Xiao Daoist, this chicken hunting is a serious chicken hunting."

Li Chu still had doubts.

Is this thing serious or not?

"It's like this..." the big weasel waved its paws, "People in the world often say that we weasels love chicken, which is true elsewhere, but it is not true on Longjue Mountain. Because the pheasant family on Longjue Mountain It is much better than our weasel, and it is protected by several strong people. A few years ago, there was a little weasel in our clan, who was young and ignorant, and couldn't help being tempted. He ate two chickens on the road. It is a member of the Pheasant Clan. The Pheasant Clan came to the door, and we couldn’t resist, so we had to offer the most precious treasure of the clan to make amends, and this ended the catastrophe.”

"So after we informed the two old genius doctors of the news that the treasure bag was in the Pheasant Clan, they set off to find the Pheasant Forest, the habitat of the Pheasant Clan. It's not like you thought to go looking for a chicken like this."

"..."

Li Chu was speechless for a moment, then nodded.

As for the big weasel, he actually tended to believe it.

The reason is simple, because this litter of weasels is really weak.

Changchunsou and Xuanhuweng, two genius doctors, no matter how poor their cultivation was, it was still relative to their status in the world. In fact, their own cultivation bases also have the levels of Shenhe Boundary and Dragon Transformation Boundary. If they are combined with some unique poisoning methods, it may be even more difficult to deal with.

As for this litter of weasels...

The strongest ones didn't even transform themselves. To say they could deal with the two old miracle doctors would be a bit of a lie.

However, there are still precautions that should be taken. After all, mountain spirits and wild monsters are not my species.

So Li Chudao: "Then I will trouble you to take me to the pheasant forest to find the whereabouts of the two old genius doctors."

In this way, believe it and dare not lie.

"Ah?" The big weasel was startled, "You want me to take you to find the chicken, this..."

"inconvenient?"

"I'm a decent weasel after all..."

"Um?"

"Oh no, what I mean is that I'm a weasel, and our two clans have enmity for generations. I'll take you to find them, but it's actually not conducive to communication." The big weasel quickly explained.

"It doesn't matter."

Li Chu pointed to Chunyang Sword.

"I have a very effective way of communicating."

I don't know if this is an explanation or a threat, but I have to admit that it is indeed very effective.

The big weasel nodded quickly, "Okay, I'll take the leader of the trail right now."

"Trouble."

After some elegant and easy-going exchanges, Li Chu thanked him very politely, and put away the Chunyang sword hanging at the entrance of the cave.

Only then did the little weasel, which was full of holes, dare to put down its raised paws.

Immediately, the big weasel led the way, leading Li Chu out of Huang Daxian's grave, and rushed to the pheasant forest in front of him in the dark.

The distance between the two is not close, and many other spirit territories have to be crossed along the way.

Some of them are mild in character and will be able to live in peace. Some were ferocious or foraged at night, but anyone who showed their intention to attack them would be converted into Li Chu's experience points in the next second.

The big weasel knew that Longjue Mountain in the night was very dangerous, so it didn't like to come. At first, it walked cautiously, trying to avoid those ferocious monsters. Later, I found out that no matter how fierce the little Taoist was, he became unscrupulous.

In its hundred years of life, it may not have been so arrogant.

There is an inexplicable feeling of elation.

On this way, we arrived at the Pheasant Forest. The leaves here are indeed a little different from the surrounding ones, and they are used to divide a woodland.

Walking to a cave in the forest, the big weasel stopped and shouted into the cave:

"Brother Wuji, are you there?"

"Brother Wuji—"

After a long while, there was a muffled reply from inside the cave.

"Who? Come to my pheasant clan's cave in the middle of the night to disturb." It seemed a little displeased.

Li Chu whispered: "Don't reveal the fact that I came to find someone."

"ah?"

The big weasel was startled, his brain was spinning rapidly, and then he shouted: "It's me, weasel! Well, I'll give you... a good old age!"

"What?"

A huge figure stepped out of the cave.

The tone is quite bad.

"You a weasel, come to pay us New Year's greetings?"

...

When Li Chu shuttled through the vast forest of Longjue Ridge.

In Yaowang Town.

Wen Xiang and the little maid were sitting in the room with solemn faces.

"The old Taoist... But the thing is to guard against death, he has been transferred so far away, and he can appear in an instant and knock the connector unconscious." Wen Xiang said angrily.

"He is indeed a bit evil." The little maid nodded in sympathy, "He just disappeared after talking, as if he was summoned by something, it's too scary."

The master and servant thought about each other for a while, Wen Xiang gradually frowned.

"Since you are so relentless, don't blame me for being cruel..."

...

"Ah Choo! Ah Choo"

Sitting in Wang Longqi's hospital room, Dulanke suddenly sneezed twice.

"Think twice and scold, someone is scolding you, Old Du." Wang Longqi laughed.

"It's clear that two people miss me together." Old Du said.

"Put it down, Guanzhu Yu says I believe it, Li Chu says I believe it, but you say..." He sneered.

After laughing, he twisted his neck, and said again: "Why does your neck feel more comfortable after being slashed by you this time?"

Old Du said: "It's probably because the direction of the split is different this time, so it's coming straight again."

"Then keep this rhythm next time..." Wang Longqi was about to say this, but suddenly paused, "No, no, it's better not to have a next time."

"Speaking of..." Lao Du also frowned and said, "That woman is said to be the Ninth Lady of Prince Han's Mansion, why did she come to harass you several times? It caused me to attack again and again, does she want you to die? ?”

"Hehe." Wang Longqi sneered, "As soon as I entered Yaowang Town, the first time I saw that woman, I knew something was wrong with her. If I expected it, she is definitely..."

"What is it?" Old Du was quite curious about her identity.

Wang Longqi continued to say: "She is definitely in love with me."

"Really? She is the wife of Prince Han's Mansion." Lao Du looked at Wang Longqi in front of him, and felt that he was so ordinary yet so confident.

"You don't understand." Wang Longqi shook his head and said firmly, "You can't go wrong with the way you love someone."