I Can’t Be a Sword God

A dark night, a dry mountain, a deep pool.

The pool was full of pitch black water.

A bright moon, a lone star, a dying lamp.

Under the lamp was a bone of bones.

This white bone has a strange shape, half of its body is glazed and half of ivory. It looks like a human body, but its height is close to two feet, which is definitely not a physique that ordinary people can achieve.

A head was also pale and ferocious, with two strange fires shining in its eyes, the left eye was as pure as glass, and the right eye was as black as ink.

A piece of armor was worn on his body, flowing with a dull and dangerous luster. On the right hand side is a large sword that looks like a door panel, with a bloodthirsty edge.

It sat there quietly, as if it were the remains of an ancient hero.

At a glance, it was a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood.

Gulu, Gulu.

Suddenly, two bubbles popped up from the black pool in front of him.

Soon more and more dense, more and more bubbles came out, and the whole pool seemed to boil in the blink of an eye!

Then a head suddenly floated up.

It's like... the bean bubbles floating in the hot pot soup that was turned over.

"Bone Demon, this time the loss is heavy."

The bean bubble continued to float up, and soon revealed its entire body. It turned out to be the medicine master demon who had been beheaded by Li Chu with a sword.

It actually "resurrected" from this pool of water.

He rose from the deep pool, stepped on the water on foot, and came to the shore, while complaining repeatedly.

"The many plants I arranged in the Tuyang Cave, as well as the revival medicine I refined...all went to waste."

The big white bone didn't seem to care about it, it just held the big sword on the side, stroked it, and asked in a cold voice:

"Who killed you?"

"I don't know." Medicine Master Mo said with lingering fear, "I only know that he is a little Taoist priest, whose characteristic is... handsome, extremely handsome."

"Why did he kill you?" The Bone Demon asked again.

"I don't know..." Medicine Master Mo shook his head again, "They are not very polite, and they didn't say anything before doing it."

"Then what do you know?"

The Bone Demon looked at him with a look of waste.

"It can't be my fault..." Yaoshimo's expression was very innocent, "They broke in suddenly, and I asked 'Who are you', and he raised his hand with a sword, very quickly."

"The matter at the Fuhuang Tomb is about to end." The Bone Demon said, "If you find that corpse and your resurrection medicine hasn't been refined yet, the City Lord will definitely be furious."

"I can't help it. No one could have expected this accident. Besides, I have been working on the alchemy side all along, and I don't have any strong helpers. I haven't even caught the main medicine yet."

Pharmacist Mo stood there, spreading his hands, feeling aggrieved.

"The city lord told me to practice, how can I practice?"

The Bone Demon clicked on the huge skull.

"I know you do have difficulties... My business over there is basically over, if you need help any more, just ask."

"Bone Demon, he really is my good brother." Medicine Master Demon seemed to be a little moved, and then said: "Then can you lend me some money? I just came out of the pool and I was completely empty. You know, my Those plants cost a lot of money..."

"Suddenly remembered, I seem to have something else to do..." The Bone Demon suddenly got up, picked up the big sword next to him, and strode away, "The clothes hanging at home were confiscated, and the soup was still boiling on the stove."

"..."

Pharmacist Mo curled his lips.

"Surface brother."

...

The night was not over yet, and everything in Mizunohara was completely silent.

But in the endless gray night, there is a cluster of psychedelic lights.

Looking carefully, it is an exquisite three-story pavilion, appearing on the wasteland, it looks very abrupt, but it is yearning for no reason.

On the second floor of the attic, at this time, the red candles are shaded, and the cups of wine are intertwined.

A filthy man with a bad nose, loose hair, and a dirty body was wearing a ragged cotton coat. Although he was incompatible with the gorgeous decoration around him, he sat high on the first seat.

And beside him is a half-aged lady who still has a charming charm.

On the opposite seat were three shy young women, all of whom were fair-skinned and beautiful, with beautiful faces.

These three young girls and the woman were all wearing transparent gauze dresses, which were light and soft, making people dazzled.

"Although the young master saved my daughter's life in the big swamp, our family is not a casual family." The woman gently pushed the man for a glass of wine, and then said.

"If it wasn't for your good looks, young master, I wouldn't have decided to betroth my daughter to you."

"Yes, yes." The man nodded repeatedly.

Every time he lowered his head, the candlelight hit the top of his head, shining brightly, reflecting the light of all the talents.

The three girls on the opposite side all covered their mouths and chuckled.

"Look..." The woman pointed again, "They are so happy to hear that they can marry you."

"Understandable." The man smiled so much that his mouth almost rolled behind his ears.

"After all, our place is closed. The girls may have never seen such an outstanding young man as the young master." The woman flattered her repeatedly, and raised her hand again, "Zhenzhen, Aiai, Lianlian..."

"Who are you going to marry this son?"

"I'll come, I'll come." The girl named Lian Lian was the first to stand up, "My lord saved my life, so it should be my promise."

"Then how do I do it?" The girl named Aiai pressed her down and stood up by herself: "There is no reason why the younger sister gets married first before the elder sister leaves the cabinet, let me do it!"

"Second Sister is right." Zhenzhen stood up, "I am the oldest here, I should marry first."

"Hmph." Aiai glanced at her and raised her chest, "That's not necessarily true."

"..." Zhenzhen looked at Ai'ai's intentionally puffed up chest, then looked down at herself, and flattened her mouth, "Mother, isn't she a bully?"

Compared with this, among the three sisters, Ai'ai is indeed the only one.

Compared with the original Maojiu, it is only slightly inferior.

"This..." The man was a little puzzled, "Which one of them is older?"

The woman chuckled and said: "They are triplets. According to the order of birth, Zhenzhen should be the eldest sister, but they are about the same age. But... now they are all vying to marry you. Son, you choose."

"This can't be allowed..." The man waved his hand, "No matter who I choose, it will hurt the feelings of their sisters."

"Young master is kind..." The woman was about to say something more.

I heard the man continue: "Can't I marry three together?"

"Forehead……"

The woman was startled, looked at the light reflected from the top of the man's head, and smiled, "Your young master has a lot of ideas."

"how?"

"Well, there are only three daughters in my family. If you marry them together...wouldn't that kill me?" The woman apologized with a smile: "Master, you should choose one quickly."

"Okay." The man was a little disappointed, looked up at the three girls again, and said in his mouth: "Although I am a woodcutter and herb collector, my family's ancestors are also from a scholarly family, and they can compete with Tiannan Qijia." A relative. If I want to marry a wife, I must find someone with connotations..."

As he spoke, he pointed to Aiai in the middle.

"I can see at a glance that you have the most connotation."

...

"I'm exhausted, it's a waste of time. There are so many stinky men beeping, but I still like big breasts." Zhenzhen complained.

Lian Lian smiled and said: "That man doesn't know what kind of toad it is, but he still wants to marry the three of us."

"Hmph." Zhenzhen curled her lips, "So ordinary, yet so confident..."

After the banquet, Aiai led the man up to the third floor.

The rest of the mother and daughter stayed in the hall chatting.

Lian Lian stood by the window, looking out boredly, and said: "Speaking of which, I'm the one who went out to attract this time, and I'll never be able to grab the second sister."

"Next time I will suck up the yang energy outside." Zhenzhen muttered.

"No!" The woman rolled her eyes immediately, "Cultivators are rampant in the world, it's too unsafe for you to rashly absorb people's yang energy outside."

"Oh..." Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue.

"Mother, it seems that someone is coming outside." Lian Lian who was standing at the window suddenly called out.

"Huh?" The woman raised her eyebrows, "Who is here?"

"Two Taoist priests, and a rich man." Lian Lian said.

"Taoist?" The woman thought for a while, "It's better not to provoke them. If it's okay, let them go."

"But this Taoist..." Lian Lian's voice became a little strange, "He's so...so good..."

Tuk tuk.

There was already a knock on the door downstairs.

"Go and open the door, be careful." The woman gave a look.

"I'll go." Lian Lian rushed downstairs.

She ran downstairs quickly, took a deep breath, and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a very dazzling face.

"Ah..." Under Lian Lian's nervousness, the first sound she uttered was actually a groan.

"Um?"

She quickly covered her mouth, then blushed again, and asked, "Little Daoist...is there something wrong?"

The Taoist priest outside the door smiled slightly, "Poverty Daoist came from Hangzhou Mansion and headed for Qishan City in southern Xinjiang. He passed by here, stayed overnight, and left at dawn. Is it convenient?"

"My family is full of women..." Lian Lian blinked and whispered, "It's very convenient."

The Taoist priest outside this door is naturally Li Chu.

He, Du Lanke, and Wang Longqi learned from the villagers in the north of the mountain that the place where Hei Zhu and Yao Meiren met was in Mizunohara.

So he followed the guidance of the villagers and came here.

Sure enough, I saw such a pavilion.

"Little Daoist, please follow me." Lian Lian took Li Chu upstairs, and asked at the same time: "The little girl's name is Lian Lian, how do you call her?"

"Li Chu."

Two more voices came from behind.

"The poor Durant."

"I'm Wang Longqi."

"Ah!" Lian Lian was taken aback, "Why are there two people?"

"..."

"This is my disciple, and this is my good friend. They came here with me and entered the door together." Li Chu explained.

Lian Lian smiled at him, "I haven't seen it yet."

The tone is like not noticing some insignificant objects, not two big living people. And even if he was reminded, he didn't seem to plan to take a look.

Lao Du and Wang Longqi looked at each other.

Relatively speechless, only a thousand lines of tears.

When Lian Lian led the three of them up to the second floor, the hall was completely new, there were no leftover seats, and all of them were brand new delicious food and wine.

The woman and Zhenzhen went forward to meet her.

"The priests came just in time. Our mothers just set up a banquet, and it hasn't started yet."

"Oh, mom has a heart..." Sensing the familiar atmosphere, Wang Longqi suddenly smiled.

Lao Du immediately grabbed him, "Seventh Young Master, don't forget what we are here for."

"Sorry." Wang Longqi quickly woke up, "Professional habits."

Li Chuchao raised his hand to the woman, "No need, in fact, we came here mainly to inquire about some things."

"oh?"

The woman's eyes flickered, "What do the priests want to ask?"

"The day before yesterday, a medicine beauty entered Shanbei Village, killed two villagers, and planted many curses." Li Chu asked, "I want to ask some of you if you know about this matter."

The faces of the three women suddenly changed color and became gloomy.

The woman stared at Li Chu for a long while before she said, "Of course we don't know."

"However, according to the testimony we obtained earlier, that medicinal beauty was indeed married from here. If you insist on refusing to tell the truth, then I have to take some more drastic measures." Li Chu said calmly.

"Hmph." The woman raised her eyebrows, "Are you threatening me?"

"yes."

Li Chu admitted without hesitation.

He admitted so frankly that it made the woman pause.

Then there was a burst of anger.

She took a step back and said angrily, "Don't think that I won't beat you because you are handsome!"

Bang——

With a bang, a burst of colored smoke burst out from the woman's body, and eight long, hard, sickle-like legs shot out from behind.

Her two daughters also transformed at the same time.

In an instant.

Yingying Yanyan, incarnate as a spider spirit! The gorgeous hall was originally the Pansi Cave Mansion!

The demon atmosphere skyrocketed!

Li Chu didn't panic about this.

He raised his finger and spit out softly: "Sure."

one.

two.

three.

Blockhead.

The mother and daughter froze in place one after another.

It's like three huge spider specimens, but in the blink of an eye, the fierce look of claws and claws is gone.

Become well-behaved and pitiful.

After easily disintegrating the enemy's fighting ability, Li Chu made the woman able to speak again, and asked, "Aren't you a precious medicine?"

"No..." The anger on the woman's face disappeared, and she said in an extremely gentle voice: "We are just a few little spider spirits in the water field."

"What happened to the medicine beauty?" Li Chu asked again.

"this……"

The woman hesitated, as if weighing the pros and cons.

But soon she figured out that there was nothing to weigh. Life not only has dangers in the distance, but also the little Taoist priest and sword in front of him.

So she said directly: "It was Yao Niangniang who did it, and it has nothing to do with us."

"Ms. Medicine?"

"That's right, Yao Niangniang is the biggest monster in Mizunohara, and she practiced here very early. She has a weird temper and great powers, and we are all afraid of her. Little monsters like us, who dare to kill people, usually just lie to some Passers-by come in to inhale yang energy, at most it will make them sick. But Yao Niangniang doesn't care about this, she often uses very cruel methods to kill people, and also kills other monsters."

The woman's eyes trembled, obviously very frightened.

I don't know whether I am afraid of Li Chu or the Yao Niangniang she mentioned.

"I remember what happened last time. She lied to the herbal picker that she was going to get married. It's just that she didn't have her own cave, so she just borrowed my place. I'm humble, how dare I not borrow it."

Li Chu had scanned with his mind before, and there was no resentment on the three mothers and daughters. It can be seen that they may absorb yang energy, but they did not kill anyone, so they are so gentle by means. Listening to what she said at this time, one can tell that it is probably true.

He asked again: "Then do you know where I can find her?"

"Yao Niangniang is a precious medicine in the world. All creatures in the world covet her, so her whereabouts are always erratic. No one can find out where she is..." The woman replied.

Li Chu frowned slightly.

In this way, the clue will be broken again.

"No way." Wang Longqi said dejectedly, "Then what should I do about my father's curse?"

"If you want to undo the curse of Empress Yao, I actually know..." the woman suddenly said again.

"Huh? Do you know how to solve it?"

"I know a little..." The woman rolled her eyes and said, "I can tell you, but you must promise me, Taoist priest, that after you finish speaking, you will not kill our mother and daughter."

"You have never killed anyone yourself, so you are not guilty of death." Li Chu agreed.

The woman nodded, and then said: "I don't know how to solve it, but I know that the curse of the Empress Yao is to bind a person's life with a herb, which is called a 'fate medicine'. Then the herb that tied a person's life If you sell it, a lot of yin cultivators... are ghosts, and you can use it to practice. As long as the life medicine is mature, how will the life medicine be disposed of, and the person whose fate is bound will die. If you want to save that person, then If you really can't find Yao Niangniang, maybe you can consider getting that life medicine back."

"Fate medicine..." Li Chu asked, "Where does she usually sell her life medicine?"

"Those who need to buy this kind of medicine are all ghosts, so the medicine lady will sell them to the ghost market." The woman said.

"Ghost city?"

"That's right, the... underground ghost market in southern Xinjiang."

The little Taoist's eyes couldn't help but brighten up.

Is there such a place?

Today I swore to my editor that I would try my best to write 8,000 words, but after holding back for a whole day, I still forced to write more than 4,000 words, which is very painful.