I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Don't cry."

"Don't cry."

"Whoever cries...will be fed flowers."

In the huge dark cave, in the extremely open space, the sound of fright and crying filled the inside and outside.

Under the mountain wall, nearly a hundred plainly dressed people, old and young, were tied up and thrown on the ground. They looked miserable and could only cry helplessly.

Around them, there are dozens of piranhas with sawtooth and fangs, each with its mouth wide open, drooling.

On the other side of the cave, there is a huge stone pit, which occupies two-thirds of the entire cave, which is filled with a crimson, boiling, misty liquid, and the red mist emanates from here through the cave. A tunnel above the wall, gurgling outwards.

And in the middle of the stone pit and the corner, there is a high platform, on which stands a middle-aged man in cloth and black crown, who looks quite kind, with a warm smile on his face.

But what he said was terrifying.

"People in the Jianghu are called Pharmacist Devil, you can call me Master Pharmacist..." The middle-aged man said with a smile.

But no one cared what he said.

The middle-aged man frowned slightly, snapped his fingers, and pointed at a young man who cried the loudest, "Eat him."

"Aw--"

A piranha close to the young man immediately turned scarlet, opened its bloody mouth, and swallowed the young man whole!

"Ah! Ah! Don't... Ah! Help, ah—"

Because the swallowing movement of the piranha is extremely slow, when the upper body of the young man is swallowed and the rhizome of the piranha supports the shape of a person, everyone can still see his lower body slowly sliding down, and his legs are helpless They kicked around in the air, and the muffled screams were endless!

When this horrific scene appeared, the villagers who were captured were immediately out of breath, and only stared wide-eyed, trembling all over, and sweating profusely.

For a moment, the only sound left in the cave was the screams of young people and the gradual swallowing of piranhas.

"Ah! Ah..."

"Gulu Gulu..."

Horrible.

"Stupid people, if you don't kill chickens and monkeys, will you never know how to be afraid?"

The middle-aged man named Yaoshimo shook his head, still smiling warmly.

"Is it quiet? Well, I'm going to ask you some questions."

"A few days ago, a medicine beauty appeared in your village, didn't you?"

The villagers looked at him in fear, almost without taking their eyes off, but no one dared to answer.

"I don't need to answer this question, I know." Yao Shimo waved his hand, "Although out of some kind of fear, you made up another story to erase the existence of Yao Meiren. But... I can still confirm that she has appeared."

"What I want to ask now is that she must have been attracted to your village. How did she come here?"

Just like before, no one made a sound.

The crowd is silent.

Medicine Master Demon frowned again.

"If no one makes a sound, then I will feed one person to the flowers every ten numbers. Not only will your body be swallowed into nutrients, but your soul will not be able to escape. Do you know how these living plants are grown? of……"

"ah……"

The young man who was devoured over there only had a pair of feet exposed, and the screams became more and more dull and weak, which deeply stimulated the hearts of the villagers.

Then finally an old man said tremblingly: "Yes...there is a Yao Niangniang passing by, but she...she was brought to the village by Hei Zhu, Hei Zhu is already dead."

Pharmacist Mo's eyes were fixed: "Who else knows her origin?"

"My lord, besides Hei Zhu... and Er Manzi and Shou Fu who went with him to pick up the bride, Er Manzi also died, and now only Shou Fu knows about it in the whole village." Another man replied.

"Very good." Only then did Yao Shimo smile: "Who is Shoufu? Stand up."

The group fell silent again.

The eyes of the villagers slowly turned to the giant mouth of the piranha...the exposed soles of the feet...

Stand, probably can't stand up.

"Fuck." Pharmacist Mo's expression changed, "Spit it out!"

However, the piranha has already swallowed the person whole, and it is about to start digesting it, and there is no way to spit out the stuff that is almost in the stomach.

call--

Medicine Master Demon quickly flew to the ground, grabbed those feet with both hands, and at the same time kicked the root of the piranha vigorously with his feet, and said viciously: "Open your mouth for me!"

Boom! Boom! Boom!

After a moment of hard work, with a bang, the young man who had been swallowed reappeared, dying and unconscious.

That poor piranha, the thing that was about to reach the stomach was ripped out, and the deep part of the throat was rubbed repeatedly, and the head was drooping to the side, half dead.

Medicine Master Mo's expression changed a few times.

Killing chickens to warn monkeys, almost killed the only useful chicken, leaving a group of useless monkeys...

He glanced at the villagers over there resentfully, and said, "Speak up sooner next time if you have something to say."

After that, he took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom, frowned, took out one, and stuffed it into Shoufu's mouth quite painfully, watching the other person's complexion gradually turn around, he felt relieved.

At the same time, he secretly made up his mind that when he asked what he wanted to ask, none of these villagers could leave.

All their souls must be planted into flowers in order to make up for the loss of this life extension pill.

certainly.

He hadn't intended to leave anyone alive.

Just at this moment, an explosion was heard outside the door.

boom--

Medicine Master Demon's brows and eyes instantly became sharp.

Just relying on those walking corpses awakened by the red mist, it is impossible to break through the several major formations he carefully arranged!

Someone else broke into the cave!

Sure enough, as soon as this idea appeared, there was a rustle, and three figures appeared on the edge of the cave in an instant.

There is a black-faced Taoist priest on the left, thick eyebrows and big eyes on the right, and the one in the middle... ah.

It's so dazzling.

The light in the cave was always so dark that Medicine Master Mo squinted his eyes to barely be able to look directly at Li Chu's face.

That's right, it was Li and Chu who came to Tuyang Cave.

The original plan was to "sneak in quietly", but who knew that there was a powerful mechanism outside the door. At the moment when the explosion happened, Li Chu grabbed the other two, and one of them flashed forward, only to avoid the damage of the explosion.

Just like this...

Without any precautions or worries, the three of them just appeared in the cave.

Li Chu quickly looked around.

Zooming in to the entire cave, in addition to the piranhas surrounding the villagers, there are actually dozens of strange-shaped plants distributed in different places.

What they have in common is that they all exude a dangerous atmosphere.

Apart from these dangerous plants, the only enemy seemed to be the middle-aged man under the high platform.

Beside him was a dying piranha and a dying young man, with a large puddle of mucus under his body, as if some indescribable and terrifying punishment was being carried out.

"Who are you?!"

Pharmacist Moyin asked flatly.

At the same time as he was asking, he also held a set of instructions in his hand. After all, in the face of the intrusion of uninvited guests, we must seize the opportunity first.

He thought to himself, if he can't give a reasonable explanation, then you will immediately know how stupid it is to break into this cave...

In terms of simple combat, it is not his strong point. But in this cave that he has been running for many days, he has already made countless arrangements.

This is his home field.

Medicine Master Mo was full of confidence.

Boom boom boom——

But when he saw his fingers turning, there were countless continuous strange sounds, and there were vibrations from the sky and the ground at the same time.

Many strange plants seem to have been catalyzed, and they instantly become alive! Numerous flower vines hang down from the stone wall above the head, the huge mouth of the piranha hangs down, and many seemingly withered tree stumps around are ignited with different fires, and the fruits shot by the long-billed pea will stick to the flames when they pass through it...

What's even more dangerous is that there are still many bright red fruits breaking through the ground, and that kind of powerful explosion will be staged at any time.

In an instant, the sky and the earth are covered! The demon atmosphere is soaring!

Li Chu's eyes tightened.

dangerous.

While the other party was asking questions, he had already summoned so many weird plants, which meant that the other party was very hostile.

Either answer falsely, answering that you are not hostile and just passing by, the other party will definitely not believe it, unless he is a big fool.

Then it will start.

Either answer truthfully that they are here to rescue the villagers in Shanbei, and the other party will definitely stop them.

Then it will still be played.

anyway...

Open and open.

The other party's question is simply declaring war!

Once the battle started, Wang Longqi and Duranke might not be able to resist this level of damage with such an overwhelming attack. Even in the face of a strange supernatural power, Li Chu was not sure if he would be safe and sound, and he couldn't bear it twice and try to hurt him.

To sum up, now is a moment of life and death!

At the critical moment, Li Chu's choice was also very decisive.

There is a saying in Taoism, if you hesitate, you will lose!

The manipulator of these weird plants is obviously the middle-aged man in front of him, so...

He wasn't sure whether subduing it with acupuncture hands could immediately relieve the crisis, so he pointed his halberd forward.

boom--

A flying fire meteor flew away.

The Medicine Master Demon exploded into a brilliant fireworks in an instant.

From the meeting between the two sides to the end of the battle, a full three seconds had passed.

But it's stressful enough.

Li Chu secretly warned himself not to be so soft-hearted next time. Once the opponent is given time to launch an attack, the result may be unimaginable.

After Chunyang Sword returned, Li Chu was a little puzzled.

Because killing this person doesn't give him experience points.

According to past experience, as long as the white light is not on, it cannot be regarded as a sure kill of the enemy.

But the enemy had disappeared after all, and Li Chu didn't think much about it, but focused on the weird plants around him. Although the manipulative cultivator is dead, he is not sure whether these weird plants can attack on their own.

If there is still danger...

Huh?

As his eyes turned around.

see you...

All the horrifying and ferocious plants around have changed from the previous appearance of showing their teeth and claws, and suddenly withdrew their fangs and weapons. The piranha closed its mouth tightly, adhering to its duty as a flower, beautiful alone. The fruit bomb retracted silently into the soil, as if it had never been exposed. Long-mouthed Pea lowered her head obediently, showing a cuteness.

And those tree stumps were even more exaggerated. They actually drilled a few roots from the soil, as if raising their hands, and slapped them in a hurry, extinguishing all the flames on the top of their heads...

After that, he shook the ashes again, and quickly retracted the roots, pretending that nothing happened. Li Chu suspected that if he didn't pay attention, they might run away without hesitation.

The whole cave.

Suddenly it turned into a large and quiet garden.

The flowers in the garden are so bright.

Wang Longqi blinked, and exclaimed: "These things... can still be ruddered by the wind."

"Save people first."

Li Chu greeted him.

Although he really wanted to see if these weird plants had experience points, saving lives was the most important thing right now. After the villagers of Shanbei Village are rescued, these plants will be disposed of together with the walking corpses outside.

Isn't it beautiful.

The three untied the Shanbei villagers on the ground one by one. After being rescued, all the villagers fell to their knees and shouted to thank the immortal master.

Li Chu helped the old man in front of him up, and asked, "Who was that villain just now?"

"ah?"

The old man in Shanbei Village was startled.

You don't even know who that is, so you're crushing him?

Li Chu saw his astonishment, and explained: "We received the news that the people of Shanbei Village were robbed here, so we came to rescue them. The situation was so dangerous just now, so I didn't ask any more questions."

"ah?"

The old man in Shanbei Village was startled again.

From their mortal point of view, it was obvious that the medicine master demon asked who you are, and the little Taoist burned him directly.

Where is the danger in this situation?

But after all, Li Chu saved them. Even though it was strange, the villagers of Shanbei Village answered all his questions.

They don't know much about the identity of Medicine Master Demon.

A group of people viciously tied up the whole village at dusk, and Medicine Master Demon was waiting here.

And the reason why they were kidnapped...

Although hesitant, the villagers still said it because of the beauty of medicine.

Not many villagers knew about this matter, because several elders in the village were worried that the news of Yaomeiren would attract some bad things, so they made up another version of the story.

In fact, Yao Meiren killed the two people in the village, and then disappeared.

It's a pity that bad things still came.

What Yaoshimo wanted to find was actually similar to Li Chu's, which was the whereabouts or origins of the beauty of medicine.

Only one person may know this.

The villagers pointed to the miserable Shoufu.

Although Medicine Master Demon's elixir brought him back from the brink of death, he was still unconscious. After being swallowed by piranhas for so long, the experience is not very good after all.

Li Chu stepped forward, recited the little bodhi mantra, and gave him a bodhi empowerment.

call out--

In fact, today's Li Chu is quite restrained in using the Little Bodhi Mantra.

The reason is very simple.

If he uses the little bodhi mantra here, the Dharma bell of Bailong Temple will ring.

If the Dharma bell of Bailong Temple rings frequently, it will be difficult for the brothels in the city to do business.

If it is difficult for brothels in the city to do business, it is impossible for You Lanxuan to be alone.

If You Lanxuan is not managed well, then...

The consequences could be disastrous.

So in Li Chu's current calculations, using the Little Bodhi Mantra is almost equivalent to throwing money.

It's just that the current situation is really urgent, and there is no other way.

As for the effect, there is no doubt about it.

Shou Fu soon woke up in a daze. Never in his life had he opened his eyes and seen so many people staring at him. Everyone surrounded him with smiles and asked, "Are you awake?"

He blinked, and suddenly remembered that he was eaten by piranhas, and jumped up again with an ahhh.

Li Chu pressed his shoulders to comfort him, and explained the current situation to him before asking questions.

Where did that medicinal beauty come from?

"It's Mizunohara..."

Shoufu recalled for a while before giving the answer.

Seeing that Li Chu and the others did not know, he first explained: "It is in the east of our village, in a field north of Aizawa. There are some green areas and some lakes. There are many herbs in it. Many people in our village collect herbs for a living and often go to Over there. According to Heizhu, the woman fell into the water there at that time and was rescued by him, so she agreed with her body."

"Later, we followed Heizhu to Mizunohara to pick up the woman, and her home is there." He scratched his head, "If the woman wants Heizhu to pick her up and leave Mizunohara before the sun rises, so we are I went to pick up the kiss overnight, and it was very strange at the time... I found out later that she was a monster, maybe it was because she was afraid of seeing the light."

"Mizuno...Chaoyang..."

Wang Longqi muttered, touching his chin.

"In order to save my father, I must go and have a look."

I just found out today that Chinese New Year is coming soon! Wish everyone an early year.