I Can’t Be a Sword God

There is a saying.

Spring flowers and autumn moons are full of romance, regardless of beauty and easy graying.

Try comparing people's hearts to pines and cypresses, how many people can stay for Sui Han?

...

At this time, at the end of autumn and the beginning of winter, Shenluo City, as the male city in the north and the flower capital of the world, had already had its first snowfall. Dots of white linger on the street, and the cold breath makes people walk in a hurry.

It should have killed the world.

But this year's city is quite different.

Starting from the bank of Luoshui outside the city, the sides of the official road along the way are actually full of beautiful and beautiful peonies. This kind of peony is a special product of Shenluo City. Every spring when it is in full bloom, people are blooming with flowers.

However, the snowflakes falling in the sky and the peonies on the ground are indeed unprecedented grand sights in ancient times.

All the viewers clapped their hands and admired, two blossoms, two blossoms.

Looking down from a high altitude, the huge city of Shenluo looks like a wild beast crouching on the gray field. The north and south gates are full of pedestrians, and the east and west gates are full of convoys transporting goods.

In the mighty continuous convoy, there are many tall and gentle giant beasts, but the cost of domesticated monsters is extremely high, so the main force of transportation is mules and horses.

Although there are entrances and exits, but after looking at the four gates, you will find that there are many more people coming in than going out.

They are here for the meeting.

There are often miracles in the Heluo Dynasty, such as colorful talents, the birth of the Hongqiao, the unicorn offering treasures, streaking in the clouds, and the shifting of mountains and rivers...

In a world of spiritual practitioners, it is actually normal for some large-scale miracles to happen occasionally. After all, there are many great powers throughout the ages, and it is not uncommon for one or two to like to make things happen.

After so many years, the people of Heluo will not be amazed by any new "miracle" casually. Even if you have a big shot, if you don't do enough to catch people's attention, people still won't buy it.

Over time, the "miracle" has become a double competition of cultivation and imagination.

This time, a stunning woman walked out of Luoshui, flowers bloomed at every step, and the city was full of peonies... Obviously, both sides won completely.

Of course, the most wonderful thing may be that it is in line with the collective interests of the Fengyue industry in Shenluo City. It has been vigorously publicized and soon became famous all over the world.

The woman who came out of Luoshui was called "Luoshui Goddess" for a time.

As long as the goddess doesn't leave, the peonies in the city won't wither. Those brothel owners can't wait to offer her up as a living Bodhisattva, and raise funds to build a "Luoshen Pavilion" for her to live in, which is extremely luxurious.

Because of her arrival, Shenluo City will have a fiery winter.

There has been a saying in this city since ancient times, "People in Huadu love beauties".

Not only those good girls in Fengyue Field, but all famous beauties in the world will receive special preferential treatment here. If you are a beauty who is not very famous, you only need to come here for a while, it is the fastest way to become famous.

Of course, beauty does not refer to all women.

There are also men.

On this day, the south gate of the city was decorated with lights and banners, and countless young girls were looking forward to it. Even in this cold weather, there are still people wearing clothes that are not warm against the cold, with colorful skirts fluttering, showing off their slim figures.

He just kept rubbing his hands and crossing his legs.

The so-called lane welcome.

The banner said, "Warmly welcome Bai Lingchen, the young master of Baiyun Villa, into the city."

The crowd had been waiting here for a long time, and when someone was getting impatient, a person in front of them suddenly reminded in a low voice: "The car is coming!"

There was a sudden silence.

All eyes were on the front of the official road, on the slowly approaching car.

Pedestrians who were about to enter the city were urged by the scorching gaze, and felt a burst of nervousness. Many of them stopped unconsciously and joined the spectators on both sides of the road.

The first thing I saw was a white horse with a heavy saddle, its hoofs were flying, and its hair was like snow. Strangely, the horse's eyes were golden, and flames seemed to flow from them.

Behind the white horse with golden pupils, on the shaft of the chariot is a tall young man, holding the rein in one hand.

It's still a little far away, so I can't see his face clearly, but just looking at his figure and demeanor, he can be called heroic.

Bai Lingchen made his debut at the age of fourteen, and he amazed everyone as soon as he came out of the arena. He is only eighteen years old this year, and he is already worthy of the name "the most beautiful man in the East China Sea".

What is higher than others is that he was watched by women all over the world, and he has a strange emotion.

Wherever it goes, there are countless fans.

Today's name is naturally inseparable from the management of Baiyun Villa and Bai Lingchen himself. Although he has always said that he wants to be a pure young knight, in fact he spends more on maintaining his image than on training.

To be the number one chivalrous man in the East China Sea, one has to practice three days in winter and three days in summer, practice hard day and night, use swords, swords and shadows to slay demons and eliminate demons, go to heaven and earth to enter the dragon's pool and tiger's lair, in order to gain a sliver of fame, and endure countless doubts and slanders.

But the most beautiful man in the East China Sea can make a lot of money without doing anything. If someone dares to say a bad word about you, countless fans will jump out and cheer for you, even turning black and white.

Any fool knows how to choose.

For example, when he came to Shenluo City this time, he had planned everything from his appearance, to entering the city, and what he was going to do after arriving in the city.

Seeing the vast crowd coming for him in the distance, Bai Lingchen smiled slightly.

Ten feet further forward, the salute was fired, and the sky was full of flowers and rain.

Twenty feet further forward, a cluster of white doves flew into the sky, shedding countless white feathers.

Thirty feet further forward, there will be a girl who has been arranged to fall in the middle of the road, and he will get off the car and gracefully help her up.

After entering the city gracefully, everyone in the city will be talking about himself today.

Once you enter Shenluo City, maybe...you can have an unforgettable story with one of the oirans in the city.

While thinking, the carriage gradually approached.

There were bursts of breath-holding sounds from the crowd, ready to give the most ardent scream the moment Bai Lingchen arrived.

After a second of silence.

The first exclamation sounded: "What a handsome little Taoist priest!"

The people next to him were unwilling to be left behind, suddenly heard the woman's words clearly, frowned and said angrily: "How can my Master Ling Chen be a Taoist priest?"

"But look!" The woman raised her finger.

Everyone's gazes followed, and they saw two figures walking slowly beside Bai Lingchen's car.

The one on the left is neatly dressed in Tsing Yi, and he is indeed a little Taoist priest.

The woman on the right is wearing a brocade and white fur coat, with a big fluffy tail sticking out of her back, she looks like a fox girl.

What made people exclaim was the appearance of the little Taoist priest.

"What a handsome Taoist priest!"

"What a handsome Taoist priest!"

"What a handsome Taoist priest!"

"..."

Suddenly, there was another repeater-like exclamation from the crowd, and soon, all eyes gathered.

There was an uproar.

A large part of this thing about looks is about contrast.

Standing beside Zhao Liangchen, Zhou Dafu also looked handsome. But standing beside Li Chu, Bai Lingchen looked bleak.

Cruel and sad.

In the eyes of the girls, it was as if the sun suddenly rose, and the moon next to it disappeared suddenly.

Bai Lingchen frowned.

It is not easy to find everyone's eyes.

I'm gone?

He then turned his head and saw the little Taoist priest.

His expression is indifferent, his eyes are calm, his steps are calm...

He didn't have any ostentation, just walking quietly on the sidelines had already grabbed all the attention.

"hiss……"

Bai Lingchen sucked in a sour breath.

The appearance of this child is so terrifying.

It was the greatest enemy I have ever encountered in my life.

...

It was none other than Li Chu, the founder and closed disciple of Deyun Temple, and the fox girl Xiaobai who hadn't been out for a long time.

Li Chu came to Shenluo City this time with a major task assigned by his master. As the only idler in the audience, the fox girl was sent to assist Li Chu as a matter of course.

Although he didn't dare to take the fox girl out when he was in Hangzhou, but this time he can come to Shenluo City.

The reason is simple, the bigger the city, the more knowledgeable and tolerant people are.

If it is in Chaoge City, you can see this kind of demon slaves with the characteristics of monsters everywhere on the street. Some masters would specially order their demon slaves to show some features to show their identity.

Although there are not so many in Shenluo City, they are not uncommon. Walking on the street, the fox girl will not attract any fussy eyes.

So the fox girl is very happy.

She was enjoying the comfort of walking on the street as an ordinary demon, when she suddenly found that the eyes of countless people in front of her were focused on her, and she was startled.

The fox girl tugged on Li Chu's sleeve quietly, "Are they looking at us?"

"You can rest assured." Li Chu said calmly, "To be precise, they are looking at me."

"Oh..." The fox girl nodded slightly, and she looked at Li Chu again: "Master, aren't you afraid?"

Li Chu was a little strange: "Why are you afraid?"

"Being stared at by so many people..." As she got closer to the crowd, the voice of the fox girl became lower and lower.

"Isn't this a normal thing?" Li Chu said in a tone he was used to.

Huh?

The fox girl was taken aback for a moment, and for a moment she couldn't tell which of the two of them was the monster.

A few steps forward, suddenly I heard a few bang bangs around me!

Immediately, several people threw pink petals in the air.

Li Chu happened to come here at this time, with clear eyes and cloudy temples, detached from the world, countless petals fluttered down from the top of his head.

It's like a goddess scattering flowers and a fairy descending into the world.

In an instant, countless exclamations sounded again.

"Is this really the appearance that can appear in the world?"

"Ah, I'm dead."

"..."

Li Chu just pretended nothing happened and continued to walk safely.

After walking a few dozen steps, suddenly there was a sound of flapping wings, a white dove rose from behind the crowd, flew high into the sky, and dropped countless fluttering white feathers.

"Wow--"

Bai Yu floated past Li Chu, coupled with his indifferent temperament, the lethality was hard to calculate. While the eyebrows were turning, the few women who were caught by his gaze fainted on the spot!

Dozens of steps forward, it seems that because of being pushed too hard, a girl fell out of the crowd with an "Ai yo".

He just fell down in front of Li Chu.

Li Chu frowned.

In this case, of course, you can't help but help. Without hesitation, he stretched out his hand to help the girl up.

The girl was supported by Li Chu holding her forearm, but she didn't dare to look up for a moment.

She bowed her head lowly, and said shyly: "Thank you little Taoist priest for helping me up from the ground, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. There is no way to repay this great kindness, I can only promise it with my body..."

"You don't have to."

Li Chu quickly raised his hand, and at the same time sighed silently in his heart.

well.

Knew it would be like this.

This happens every time.

No matter what small favors you do, you are always touched by people in the way of physical promise.

If this continues, who will dare to help others in the future?

This world...is really chilling for good people.

It wasn't until Li Chu quickly entered the city with the fox girl that the Yingying and Yanyan surrounded by him woke up like a dream.

"This handsome Taoist leader, I haven't left a name yet!"

"That's right! At least you need to know what his last name is, otherwise how should you name your child in the future?"

"Hurry up!"

"..."

Only one or two slightly sober girls asked, "Aren't we here to pick up Bai Lingchen?"

"Ah? Who is Bai Lingchen?"

"It does not matter."

"..."

In the blink of an eye, the crowd scattered like birds and beasts, leaving behind a mess of colored flags and banners, with Bai Lingchen's name printed on them, and they would never change their minds.

call--

A cold wind swept by, bringing up a dead leaf.

Bai Lingchen stared blankly at the gate of the city, his eyes confused.

Just now he drove forward with Li Chu in a gorgeous car, but he was completely ignored by people, and those scenes were all prepared for Li Chu.

Can't help but have some doubts about life.

"Hello."

"Those were all arranged by me?!"

"Why are you like this?"

"Xiba."

...

Thanks to Li Chu's rich experience, and thanks to Shenluo City being big enough. As soon as he entered the city, he took the fox girl to speed up, turned a few streets, and got rid of the crowd.

then.

The two found a dental firm that sold houses on behalf of them.

Li Chu touched his chest, and there was a ten thousand taels of silver note at the place closest to his heart.

That is all the savings of Deyun Temple since its opening.

The master entrusted all these to himself in order to allow himself to complete a great and arduous task.

He wants to open a family in Shenluo City, De Yun divides his views.

Because the person who asked the master for help did not mention the contact information in the letter, whether it was out of caution or for some reason.

Yu Qi'an said that as long as he separates Deyun in Shenluo City and gains some fame, those who need help will come to him by themselves.

The first thing to do is to buy a house.

This matter has a sacred and inviolable position in Li Chu's heart.

In his previous life, his family was ordinary. Although there were ten houses for rent in the first-tier cities, they were not rich enough to buy him casually to experience life.

This time, it was the first time in Li Chu's life to buy a house.

Stepping into the dental shop solemnly, the two of them were warmly received by the staff immediately.

After confirming that they wanted to buy a house, they were immediately led to a huge sand table, where tea, snacks, and fruit plates were placed one after another.

A luxuriously dressed shopkeeper personally received him, and asked with a smile: "The two distinguished guests are coming to buy a house, what is the budget?"

Li Chu touched his chest and said tentatively, "Eight thousand taels?"

You know, 8,000 taels is enough to buy a penthouse with courtyard on the main street facing the river in the best location in Hangzhou.

In Shenluo City, if the location is a little bit worse, it would be about the same?

Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper frowned and stroked his mustache, "Hiss... civilian residences, we also have this."

He reached out and pointed to the edge of the sand table, "How about this one? It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. Listening to the singing of birds in the morning and smelling the fragrance of flowers in the evening, it is wonderful."

"Sounds good?" The fox girl blinked.

Li Chu asked keenly: "How can there be mountains in Shenluo City?"

"Er..." The shopkeeper smiled: "Our house here is not only in the city, this house is just under Luoding Mountain, twenty miles outside the city."

"..."

In the eyes of the two resisting, the shopkeeper thought for a while and pointed his hand.

This time, it was finally a little closer to the center.

"How about this building?" He said again: "There is a medical center in the front, and a private house in the back. You can live without worry, and you can die without worry. You can live permanently in the true sense."

"Isn't it built next to the cemetery?" Li Chu frowned.

"Eh..." The shopkeeper was embarrassed again, "You can also say that."

Li Chu didn't have any objection to this, after all, Deyun Temple was quite close to the mass grave.

But the location of this house...is too close together, it's hard to tell them apart.

He had reason to suspect that someone built a grave that was too big, so he simply repaired the Dangyang house and sold it.

"However..." the shopkeeper twirled his beard, "To be honest, with the budget you gave, there is really no suitable choice."

The fox girl bent down to look at the price of each house on the sand table, and suddenly pointed out: "Who said there is no one! There is one here, only six thousand taels."

"Ah?" The shopkeeper's expression changed: "That house is not okay... The two of you don't know about that house. That house is haunted!"

"Haunted?"

Li Chu looked at him.

eyes lit up.