I am Vardy

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"It is not suitable for children under 18 to be banned on TV, it has been reported!"

"I just want to know if Osman will be beaten to death by Vardy!"

"I also want to know why Vardy doesn't use a bow when it's time to tie up. I'm a perfectionist!"

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Most of the fans' minds are not in the game, but in Vardy binding Osman.

At this time, Moyes was struggling with the situation on the field, so he didn't care about the situation on the bench.

"Jamie, go warm up and get ready to play!" Looking back, Moyes said to Vardy.

Vardy looked very embarrassed, and said weakly: "Boss, can you wait a moment, my shoelaces are untied!"

The shoelaces are untied...

Who can believe this nonsense!

Moyes had a dark face and felt as if he was going to give Vardy a death sentence.

Vardy said pitifully to Osman: "Brother, you are my own brother. I know I made a mistake. Return the shoelaces to me first, and I will take you to find a young model at night!"

Osman didn't know that the scene of being tied up was captured by the camera. Vardy promised to take him to find a young model, which immediately hit his high point.

"Take it, I'll spare you first, if you dare to fool me, then you can think about the consequences and tell you that I have not only ropes in my collection, but also whips and lubricating fluid..."

Vardy nodded as if smashing garlic, no matter how humiliating and humiliating the country, he will have to bear it!

After finally tying the shoelaces, Vardy started to warm up against the drizzle.

Seeing this scene, the narrator suddenly came to his head:

"We've seen Vardy really warming up and I'm looking forward to seeing what he's going to do and I'm wondering if he's going to play with shoelaces? Will he be tying the Norwich players?"

Vardy is very excited at this time, every time he steps on the court, he seems to have this feeling.

Maybe I should belong to this green lawn!

He has the urge to clenched his fists and shout to the sky!

But after thinking about it, he gave up this plan.

There is no other reason - there are doves flying in the sky!

Open your mouth, raindrops fall in, it's okay, rootless water, healthy.

But if the pigeon is joking with you and rewards you with flying, it just falls into your mouth, it's funny, the point is that it's too disgusting!

He doesn't want the headlines tomorrow to turn into Vardy eating...

It is said that in the previous life, a person named Ashley Yang was so sad...

He really wants to ask this dear friend what the taste of pigeon flying is, if he can barely accept it...then he doesn't want to taste it either!

Just thinking about it, a pass from a teammate arrived.

Vardy followed his usual movements, trying to stop the ball firmly under his feet.

As soon as the feet are supported——

Puff!

A somersault fell to the ground, Vardy fell blinded!

Everyone couldn't help laughing. Although there were players falling all the time during the previous games, they had never seen Valdi fall on the first touch of the ball like this.

Vardy is also speechless. Why did I hear others say "Goal with the first touch of the ball!", but wrestling with the first touch of the ball here?

You treat it a little differently, right?

The ball was lost naturally, and Norwich took advantage of the situation to play a wave of offense, but in the end it was limited by Everton's defense and returned without success.

Vardy scratched his head, a little uncomfortable!

He has always disliked dragging his feet, let alone putting more pressure on his teammates because of his mistakes.

If Norwich scored a goal just now, then the blame is entirely on him,

This is unacceptable to him.

Off the court, he still thought about throwing a good-looking one and gaining funny points, but now he has thrown this idea out of the blue.

He's getting serious!

Let's break out!

Then--

He fell again...

There is no way, the result of stepping on the ground hard to start is a slip, which is no longer dependent on human will!

It would be better to be prepared, maybe you can take the opportunity to put on a pose to make the fall look better, but if you are not prepared, it is estimated that the fall will be as ugly as it is.

This is the so-called force majeure factor!

Vardy got up, patted the wet jersey on his body, knocked off the blades of grass, feeling so discouraged!

Strong explosive power is his own characteristic, but under such conditions, explosive power is not an advantage, but a major resistance that restricts him from starting.

So Vardy decided to change his running method and come to a brisk water float to minimize the effort when kicking the ground.

Needless to say, doing this is really effective. Although the absolute speed has slowed down, at least it will not slip by one step.

Just let Vardy adapt to the slippery field, the first half of the game ended unexpectedly, which made Vardy feel very unfriendly.

What is this called!

I didn't do anything else on the field, I fell twice, and then I ended up!

Excuse me, are you here to tease me?

Walking back into the locker room was not in a good mood, and hearing the words outside his door made him even more so.

"Jamie said that there are still young models in the old place tonight!"

Don't think about it, Osman must have said this to a few bad friends. I'm afraid Vardy will have to spend again.

Vardy pushed the door away, his jersey was wet and very uncomfortable to wear. He wanted to change into a clean and refreshing one. Although he would still get wet in the second half, at least he could make himself more comfortable now.

"Ah, the little guy who is good at binding is back!"

"Quick, I think your bundling technique is very post-modern, teach me!"

"No, I think you are even more ecstasy when you fall on the field!"

"That's right, I'm so handsome in wrestling, but my face seems a little swollen!"

The teammates joked with Vardy unscrupulously. There was no way, who made him so eye-catching in front of the bench in the first half. I am afraid that tomorrow the whole world will know that Everton has a "tied little prince".

Vardy didn't dare to spray back, maybe he could kill one with his mouth and kill two, but there are so many bastards in the locker room, the unlucky one must be himself in the end.

After a while, Moyes also walked into the locker room and began to arrange the tactics for the second half.

In fact, there are not too many elaborate tactics to speak of. In such field conditions, the simpler the natural style of play, the better.

In the first half, Moyes also had great expectations for Vardy, but Vardy's embarrassing performance of two consecutive falls after he came on the field really made Moyes feel unconfident.

As for the second half, Moyes plans to play aerial bombing, so naturally there is no room for Vardy to play. With his height of 180, he is most suitable to play one of the seven dwarfs.

Moyes still has to give Vardy some time in the end. If he doesn't do anything after the second half, he will consider switching to Campbell to play the twin towers.

Perhaps high-altitude bombing is the most suitable tactic under the existing conditions!

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This chapter is to thank the book friend Blood Sea £Piaoxiang for his rewards. Dabu was pushed to the top of the bar and had to be updated. First let’s say yes, just this time, please take care of Dabu!