I am Vardy

Norwich's nickname is the Canary because of the canary on the club's crest.

But their emblem is not just a canary, there is also a little monster who doesn't know what it is. Valdy is very strange, why their nickname is not called little monster, obviously it sounds better and has more characteristics!

On the day of the away game, unfortunately, it rained lightly. Although there are many rainy games in the Premier League, this is the first time Vardy has encountered it.

After finishing the warm-up, Vardy sat on the bench and stared at Osman. Unfortunately, Osman was also on the bench today.

"Why does it feel like the field is so slippery? Norwich's grandsons must have watered the lawn!" Osman said a little annoyed.

Watering the lawn when it rains?

Vardy felt that Norwich probably had the idea of ​​dying with Everton.

You slide, I slide, everyone slide together!

Maybe this is not a real game, but a game of who falls more handsomely.

Anyway, for Norwich, being able to draw with a top three team in the standings is equivalent to a victory, even if they are playing at home.

But the problem is, Everton is not a pass-and-control team. Isn't it a waste of effort for you to do this?

According to statistics, Everton's average number of passes per game is barely over 350, which is counted backwards in the Premier League. What's more interesting is that Norwich's average number of passes per game is higher than Everton.

Vardy felt that Norwich seemed to be cheating themselves by doing this!

Sure enough, after 20 minutes of the game, Norwich failed to organize a decent offense.

Of course, so does Everton...

Spike, snap....

This is the sound that appeared the most on the court after the opening.

You slipped and fell, and if I didn't fall with you, I would be ashamed to say hello to you.

Players from both sides competed for beauty and tried their best to please the fans with various falling postures.

I can't give you a great game, but I can give you a great fall...  

Seeing that Gravesen slipped a shovel, slipped out of the boundary line, and slid all the way to the bench...

Vardy covered his eyes, he couldn't stand it any longer, it was too horrible to look at!

The eyes looking at Moyes were full of resentment, if only he was on the court at this time.

I can fall fresh and refined, I can throw an ordinary fall out of a high platform diving difficulty factor of 8.2, and then I can land on my face perfectly!

What a good comic material!

It's a pity that Moyes completely ignored Vardy's eager eyes and still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Well, Vardy turned his head silently and started to find another way.

Since you can't be funny on the court, it's the same off the court.

Well, let's make a black hand on Osman!

He quietly squatted down and untied the laces of his pair of sneakers, held them in his hands, and smiled "You're finished!" behind Osman.

It happened that the camera captured the scene of Vardy untying his shoelaces, but the commentator obviously got it wrong.

"We saw Vardy tidying up his sneakers. This is a signal that Moyes has to adjust. He will use his strongest offensive weapon to overwhelm Norwich!"

If Everton could hear the commentator's passionate commentary, I'm afraid Vardy would roll his eyes and say to him-you think too much!

"Shall we make a bet on who will play first between the two of us!" Vardy said to Osman behind him.

In fact, he didn't mean to bet, he just said that to attract and divert Osman's attention.

At the same time, he took the shoelace and walked quietly around Osman's left hand, then around the front of his body, and took it back from his right hand, across the chair,

Attached a deadbolt without tightening.

"Don't bet, you don't have good intentions at first glance, the team's offense is not good, the boss must let you play!" Osman thought he saw through Vardy's trick at a glance.

But in fact, as he spoke, Vardy had squatted down and tied his feet together with another shoelace.

Smile, you're done.

The rest depends on when Osman can find out!

But I don't know if Osman's trigeminal reflex arc is too long, which made Vardy wait for a long time, but he didn't respond at all.

With your IQ, you probably wouldn't even be able to tell if your daughter-in-law is cuckolding you! Vardy silently mourned for Osman.

On the field, Cahill suddenly took a cold shot, and the ball flew out of the baseline against the post, and there was a burst of exclamation at the Carrow Road Stadium.

The players on the Everton bench also got up in shock, regretting the ball.

Osman was no exception, he wanted to jump up from the chair.

But the buttocks just lifted less than ten centimeters——

Bang!

Ass bounced back!

Blinking innocently, he didn't seem to realize what was going on in front of him. Why didn't he get up and went back to his seat?

Looking down, he saw the shoelaces in front of him!

I crack! Who tied me up?

Could this be the legendary kidnapping?

Should I call home quickly and ask my daughter-in-law to prepare the ransom?

I have to admit, this guy has a big brain!

Pulling off the laces forcefully, Osman glanced around and found that Vardy's sneakers had no laces.

Don't ask, it must be the bastard's fault!

No wonder I had to bet with myself just now, it turned out to be to attract my attention!

He gave Vardy a vicious expression, stood up, and wanted to show Vardy a good look!

But as soon as he took the first step, he knew that he had been tricked again!

The restraints on his feet made him fall forward involuntarily, and a second later, he lay on the ground in a state of embarrassment, his face was covered with muddy water and grass, as embarrassing as he could be.

"I said that even if you are hungry, you don't have to lie on the ground and chew the lawn!" Vardy laughed heartlessly at Osman.

But seeing Osman's face that seemed to be black out of water, Vardy knew that he should run for his life...

Perhaps because Vardy is the hottest newcomer in the Premier League but is sitting on the bench, the camera is frequently shown to Vardy on the bench, and the whole process of Vardy's binding Osman is actually included.

The narrator was about to have a good time, and the fans in front of the TV watched with full anticipation to see how the plot would develop next.

And when Osman got up but was bounced back to the seat by the shoelaces, countless people complained.

As for when Osman fell a shit, the fans have already begun to mourn for him.

Making such a funny friend is going to shorten your life!

To be able to survive to this day, perhaps Osman's fate is already hard!

Do you feel that life is meaningless if you don't come up with something ridiculous every day?

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I'm afraid that book friends won't see it, so I put it in the main text. Don't worry, there are already more than 2000 words!

Because of Dabu's unintentional interruption, the book friends seem to be about to riot. Dabu is really ashamed!

Don’t lie, Dabu really didn’t break the chapter on purpose to keep everyone on the same page, he wrote 2000 words, and he just wrote it there, that’s the situation!

Dabu has always been 2,000 words in a chapter, and it counts wherever he writes, and he didn't mean to embarrass everyone on purpose!

Of course, if Dabu reads this book as a book friend, he will probably be scolded...

Today, everyone in the book friend group condemned Dabu very unitedly, and educated Dabu very seriously, so Dabu decided to add another chapter to comfort the wounded hearts of book friends!

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There is a group leader with integrity and a group of book friends without integrity, very happy!

Book friends who like this book can add it, discuss football, discuss the plot, and play cute!

Well, that's it!