Your Majesty, the Spectacle Has Missed the Country!

　　 Chapter 14 Shabi is crazy

　　 "Karls, have you heard that? Lord Earl's personal servant is mad!"

　　 "What? How is this possible? Aunt Sally, don't talk nonsense. What should you do in case you chew your tongue here and be heard by others..."

"This is not my nonsense..." Aunt Sally looked around sneakily, then stretched her neck, and approached Karls and said: "You know you are bored all day long. Fuck, the news is not clear at all, this matter has spread all over the city a long time ago."

　　 "Oh? Aunt Sally, then you quickly tell me what's going on."

　　In this world where spiritual life and material life are extremely scarce, any bit of interesting anecdotes can be discussed for a long time, especially trivial matters about the nobility.

　　 "Do you know that Mr. Bruno went out of town a few days ago..."

　　 "I know that, it is said that Lord Earl heard the advice of Lord Lobeda, a new personal servant, and wanted to go to the beach to find food. It is really absurd..."

　　 "Yes, I also heard about this. It is said that Narabida has scorpion-headed rat eyes and is a wicked person..."

"Hush ... Hush, do not let people hear ... But then again, this is madness and sand than adults have anything to do?"

"Of course it does matter. Think about it, Lord Sabie has been serving by Lord Earl for many years. You have worked hard without any credit, but because of this Lopida, you have been squeezed out. It is said that Lord Sabie has been greatly affected. I was left in the cold, so resentful towards Na Robida, in a hurry... unexpectedly... unexpectedly..."

　　 "What the **** is it? Aunt Sally, hurry up and listen." As he was speaking, a few curious neighbors from the neighborhood also gathered around and moved on a small bench to eat melons.

　　 A few people surrounded the chubby Aunt Sally, their faces full of thirst for knowledge.

　　 Seeing this, Aunt Sally wiped the dirt off her hands from her apron, cleared her throat, and said, "You all know black pudding, right?"

　　 "I know! It is said to be an excellent delicacy."

　　 "When Lord Sabie was waiting by Lord Earl before, Lord Earl would often reward Lord Sabie with black pudding."

　　 "What does this have to do with Lord Sabie's madness? Aunt Sally, hurry up and talk about the key points. My mother-in-law is still waiting for me to move firewood back!"

"That's the point!" Aunt Sally glared at the man displeasedly, and then said: "After Lord Sabie was neglected by Lord Earl, naturally there would be no more rewards of black pudding, so she gave the black pudding day Si Ye thought, she eventually got hysteria, as long as she saw something like black pudding, she had to gather it together."

　　 Aunt Sally paused, and then said mysteriously: "Do you know... what the black pudding looks like?"

　　 "What does it look like?" Everyone asked quickly.

　　 "Although black pudding is so delicious, it's black, and...it's a bit like that..."

　　 "What? Aunt Sally, say it!" The crowd urged.

　　 "It's like something you pull out..."

　　 "Oh my God... Could it be Sabi-sama..."

Aunt Sally nodded solemnly and said, "Just at the house at the end of the road next to the city gate, the five big baskets of excrement can be exchanged for a copper plate. The notices have been posted, but people who know now don’t. Many, but it is absolutely true!"

　　 The people sitting around eating melons looked at each other in a daze. The amount of information is too large and it takes some time to digest...

　　 After a while, someone opened his mouth to confirm: "Five baskets of excrement can be exchanged for a copper plate?"

　　 Aunt Sally nodded, and said, "I'm not lying to you. There are notices posted in the mansion at the gate of the city. This can't be faked! My old John has changed several copper plates."

　　 Hearing this, the guys who had just sat around to eat melons couldn't sit still anymore. The five big baskets of excrement can be replaced with a copper plate!

　　 Is there a more cost-effective business in the world?

　　 There are not many other things in the city of Idar, and there is just a lot of dung, and people or livestock dung can be collected casually on both sides of the road.

　　Sabi-sama, really... crazy and cute!

　　 "Aunt Sally, I...I'm leaving now!"

　　 "Aunt Sally, I have something to do..."

　　 "Aunt Sally, I'm going to dig out the shit..."

　　The eager melon-eating crowds are almost eager to leave, for fear that if they go too late, what should I do if Lord Sabie refuses to accept it? This is a rare good opportunity to make money...

　　...

　　 At this time, the gate of the city was already overcrowded.

　　 There are adults, children, and even old men with hunchbacks. They all pull or drag a few large baskets of excrement and line up to lead the money.

　　 The news that the crazy Lord Sabie collected money for feces had spread. The residents of Idar didn't believe it at first, but when the first person actually received a heavy copper plate, the whole of Idar was boiling.

　　 In the streets and alleys of towns, adults and children carrying baskets can be seen picking up the dung left by the roadside. UU reading www.uukanshu.com is full of enthusiasm.

　　 The residents of Idar City felt that there was only such a small amount of dung in the city for the first time, and Sabi realized for the first time that there was so much dung in the city of Idar...

As Idar's **** shovel officer, Sabi certainly doesn't have to do everything by himself. He assigns special personnel to handle, weigh and transport the excrement, and he himself delivers the copper plates to the civilians who come to collect the money. ,only…

　　Sabi always felt that the look in his eyes was a little weird. Those rags-clothed civilians, when they took the copper plate from their own hands, would always look at themselves with a... weird look...

　　 Those eyes are full of sympathy...compassion...and love...

　　 What's more, he would say some words of comfort and sympathy to himself, and even a child sent a piece of hard brown bread in front of him...

what is happening?

　　 Shabi is puzzled.

　　 But he did not want to ask directly, so he had to pass the copper plates in the eyes of people's pity...

The excrement sent to the gate of the city will be weighed by a special person, and then the dry and wet excrement will be classified. After a brief record, someone will pour the excrement into the ox cart that has already been on standby, and then be transported by the soldiers. Out of the city, to a hillside southwest of Idar.

　　 There, there will be serfs who have been waiting for a long time to unload the dung from the bullock cart, and then carry out special treatment according to the method explained by the Lord Earl before leaving.

　　 One part is laid flat on the hillside to dry, and the other part is piled up into a spherical shape more than one meter high. After adding weeds and mixing with water, they are processed in accordance with the method of composting and fermentation taught by Bruno.