Weird Decomposition Guide

Chapter 1 Breaking Down the Emerald Queen

"I'm selling meat, fresh meat stuffing, it's delicious to make dumplings when you buy it home!"

"After eating my minced meat, the woman's body will smell fragrant, the man's head will not be bald, the elderly will be in good health, and the child will be unparalleled in intelligence..."

Lianhai City, Jianwu District, Fengren Street, ten o'clock at night.

The street at night should be quiet and leisurely, but at this time, Fengren Street is in chaos.

Speeding cars, running crowds, burning flames, and occasional strange figures flashing by...all of these weave a doomsday-like scene.

In such a background, the yelling of selling minced meat is more or less incompatible with the environment.

He Shan was sitting in front of the pork stuffing counter of Suiyuan Shop, staring at the dead fish eyes, looking at the chaotic scene outside with a look of embarrassment, and occasionally uttered a nonsense yell from his mouth.

He wore a white chef's uniform, a greasy leather apron around his waist, and a bird's beak mask on his face, only showing the upper part of the eyes.

It looks like a big villain with some evil plans, but in fact he is just a meat seller...

He Shan also wanted to escape like everyone else, but this damn shop had to be sold for eight hours each time it opened, and he couldn't leave the shop during this period.

Three months ago, He Shan bought a store and wanted to do some small business.

The original shop owner left immediately after signing the contract without leaving any contact information. Apart from some exquisite shelves and a toilet, there was only a dilapidated meat grinder left in the shop.

When He Shan was cleaning up, he found a list of shop staff posted on the meat grinder. He didn't think much about it at the time, so he wrote his name on the shop manager's column.

As for why he wrote it... He is happy, who hasn't done some boring things.

With one stroke, a sudden change occurred. The dilapidated meat grinder, like a Transformer, changed its appearance in front of He Shan.

This machine is two meters high and three meters in diameter. The whole body is made of dark metal, with thick or thin sharp teeth exposed. It is a terrifying war machine!

But in the sight of others, this is still the old old meat grinder.

In addition to the meat grinder, there are some changes in this store, such as some rules that Boss He Shan cannot change.

To open a store, you have to keep it open for eight hours, you can’t be lazy, you’re not allowed to smoke in the store, you’re not allowed to keep accounts on credit, you’re only allowed to sell things that come out of the meat grinder, and the price must be determined by the meat grinder...

He Shan never dreamed that he had already opened his own shop and became the boss, and he had to abide by these messy rules like a worker.

He Shan will not lose anything if he violates these rules, he will be trapped here and unable to go out, and he will also be deducted money...

Well, this is pretty serious.

In the end, after many tests, He Shan could only choose to sell minced meat here. Fortunately, the minced meat minced from this meat grinder is very delicious, and the nearby residents like it very much.

If it weren't for his chaotic schedule and the occasional trash talk, he would have dominated the pork stuffing industry in Lianhai City long ago.

In the dark night sky, ever-changing iridescent lights and shadows emerge, which look beautiful, but have hidden murderous intentions.

This is not a rainbow or an aurora, but a special phenomenon that only appears in the overlapping area with the strange planet.

In the overlapping area, there will be distorted creatures from strange planets appearing. These monsters are called 'Monsters', and their favorite thing is to play with and slaughter human beings.

Moreover, the malice of human beings will be magnified to the extreme, and may be distorted into a terrifying monster.

It is difficult for ordinary humans to survive in overlapping areas for a long time. The presence of such iridescent light and shadow in this block is a disaster for the residents. It is estimated that He Shan's meat shop will hardly continue to open.

However, at the very beginning of the disaster, He Shan discovered that these monsters did not dare to approach Suiyuan Shop.

If it wasn't like this, even if He Shan had a problem with his personality, he wouldn't just sit here carelessly.

Although He Shan sympathized with the tragic situation in Fengren Street, he was not too sad. Compared with these people, he was even more worried about his own business in the future.

Since three years ago, he has seen this kind of thing too much, from the initial anger to the current numbness.

In this day and age, people without strength should not even have compassion.

Just as he was feeling emotional, He Shan found that the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

All those shrill shouts disappeared, and at the same time, he could hear the sound of small footsteps approaching him little by little.

The residents of Fengren Street were either killed by Yao Yi, or they escaped from Fengren Street. Now there is only He Shan left alive here.

Cold sweat emerged on He Shan's forehead, and he silently prayed that Suiyuan Xiaopu would have enough deterrent effect on these guys, otherwise he would definitely be dismembered by these monsters and strung on wooden stakes as exhibits, maybe these guys would even take his body as a Toy.

These monsters besieged but did not attack. Although they were staring at each other, no one dared to enter. The two sides just stared at each other for half an hour. During this period, more and more monsters gathered outside. Anxiety gradually intensified.

Half an hour later, the monsters moved out of the way, and a woman with pointed ears walked slowly towards the meat shop.

This woman is two meters tall, with a slender and well-proportioned figure, delicate skin with a light green color, wearing a small coat made of green leaves, walking barefoot on the ground, with green leaves flying around her body.

She is the Emerald Queen, the domain master of this overlapping area, and the most powerful monster here.

The Emerald Queen greedily looked at Suiyuan Xiaopu, she did not expect that there was such a treasure in her overlapping area.

Normally, a monster of her level would not be able to set foot in this kind of place, but it hasn't really taken shape yet, and the owner is just an ordinary human being.

This gave her a chance to sneak in!

The Emerald Queen tentatively stepped her toes into the area of ​​the Suiyuan shop. In the next second, a huge force poured into her body, causing her to raise her neck and let out a soft moan.

The green leaves on her body became more luxuriant, and the number of green leaves rotating around her body also increased. Long horns like branches grew on her head, and green vines and leaves hung on the long horns, forming a jasper-like crown. Hang on one end of the long horn.

He Shan's pupils dilated slightly, and the scene in front of him showed two bad things.

The first thing is that this woman can enter Suiyuan Xiaopu, and the second thing is that she has become stronger!

The Emerald Queen giggled, and it was exactly as she thought, this place could make her stronger.

Next, as long as this human being is killed, she will be the real master here.

Step by step, she stepped into the Suiyuan shop, and the aura on her body became more and more prosperous, a green energy flow began to emerge outside her body, and the crown became more and more solid.

One of the Emerald Queen's abilities is the ultra-high-speed regeneration of all body parts, so among all the monsters, only she can withstand the abnormality here. Once other monsters enter, they will die due to the rapid body mutation.

However, this soaring power also made the Emerald Queen feel a little swayed, and even her thinking became dull. She pressed her slender fingers against He Shan's chest, making him retreat all the time.

He Shan didn't stop until his back was leaning against the meat grinder, and he couldn't retreat, sitting on the ground trembling slightly.

Although he has also experienced many storms and waves, he still cannot be completely calm when facing death.

The Emerald Queen took off the beak mask on He Shan's face, pursed her lips and smiled when she saw He Shan's face, this man was quite good-looking.

In her opinion, He Shan has a well-proportioned figure, a handsome face, deep eyes, and a straight nose. Although his half-length hair and slight stubble make him a bit rough, it is difficult to hide his outstanding appearance.

In fact, He Shan's appearance is very magical. From the perspective of a woman, it is just like the Emerald Queen sees it. No matter how you look at it, it looks good.

But from a man's point of view, he is just a dead fish-eyed stalker, who deserves to be beaten at first glance...

In order to avoid the troubles caused by his appearance, He Shancai sells minced meat wearing a bird's beak mask.

Emerald Queen suddenly didn't want to kill He Shan anymore, she said to He Shan aloofly: "You look good as a human being, but this queen won't kill you anymore, you can be my slave!"

Originally, He Shan had given up struggling, but after hearing what the Emerald Queen said, his eyes suddenly sharpened, he wouldn't be a slave!

"Are you angry? The angrier you are, the happier I will be. No one will come to save you even if you scream and break your throat!"

The Emerald Queen said to He Shan with an intoxicated expression, the growing strength made her become in a trance, half asleep and half awake.

After only being angry for a while, He Shan calmed down. As an ordinary person, he couldn't resist the powerful monster. The delicate beauty in front of him was a monster who could easily overturn the tank.

"Or, just suffer like this?"

"Being treated as a slave is better than dying, I just hope her hobbies are normal..."

Just as he was thinking wildly, He Shan raised his eyebrows. He noticed something strange, that is, the standing posture of the Emerald Queen. She didn't seem to notice the meat grinder behind her...

Originally, He Shan thought that it was just ordinary people who couldn't see the true face of the meat grinder. Unexpectedly, the Emerald Queen couldn't see it either.

So He Shan suddenly had an idea, he gently picked up the Emerald Queen's hair, pretending to submit, but in fact he was quietly stuffing her hair into the meat grinder.

Seeing He Shan's actions, the Emerald Queen stepped on He Shan's back and said condescendingly:

"Who allowed you to touch me, dirty human!"

The Emerald Queen kicked He Shan away, and said fiercely: "I will teach you a lesson this time, and next time, I will use your head as a urinal!"

With that light kick, He Shan's arm was broken, but he was already a certain distance away from the Emerald Queen, and he would not be implicated even if he started the meat grinder.

He Shan didn't have to pretend anymore, so he laughed in a low voice.

"Haha, heh heh heh heh heh..."

The Emerald Queen was a little terrified by He Shan's smile, and asked suspiciously: "What are you laughing at, do you want to die?"

He Shan stood up clutching his arms: "It's nothing, it's just...farewell!"

The huge irresistible force suddenly came from the side of the Emerald Queen, and a terrifying roar sounded, her head was forcibly pulled in that direction, and He Shan had already started the meat grinder!

Due to her anger and unclear mind, the Emerald Queen didn't cut off that strand of hair immediately, and it was too late when she found out.

Her hair, clothes, and body were all dragged into the meat grinder and crushed ruthlessly by the sharp blades.

Even a monster as powerful as her, in front of this powerful meat grinder, was as fragile as tofu dregs, a little bit submerged in the meat grinder.

"Wow, wow, wow, that's cruel, oh, ah..."

He Shan shouted exaggeratedly from the side, while covering his eyes with one hand, as if he didn't dare to watch this scene.

But when he yelled, with a gap in his fingers and a hideous smile on his face, this was what he really felt.

He Shancai put down his hand after the Emerald Queen's green feet disappeared into the meat grinder. The meat grinder was still as clean as new, without a drop of blood dripping on the ground.

The monsters outside the door looked at each other after seeing this scene, and left the meat shop at the same time.

He Shan scratched his hair in distress. It is safe now, but a monster was twisted in his meat grinder, and the minced meat business may not be possible in the future.

He walked over to the meat grinder, trying to clean out the slot where the minced meat was received.

The Emerald Queen is not a well-processed pork, and the twisted things must be a mess.

But when he walked to the back of the meat grinder, he realized that the scene he had imagined did not appear. There was no flesh and blood in that tank, only a bunch of strange things.

When his eyes fell on each item, a line of instructions would appear on it.

The description consists of two parts, Name and Remarks.

Item: Emerald Queen Original Long Throw Pillow. Remarks: A special pillow that will never be deformed or dirty, and you can get high-quality sleep when you sleep with it in your arms. Mom no longer has to worry about me getting tired as I sleep, and it still has a fragrance!

Item: Emerald Queen Soul Doll. Remarks: An exquisite model with a height of 30 centimeters, in which resides the soul of the Emerald Queen, and nerds are crazy about it.

Items: Thirty emerald leaves. Note: The leaves on the Emerald Queen, don't care where they are, these leaves are excellent trick material.

Item: Emerald Queen Pronucleus. Remarks: The Emerald Queen's ability is crystallized, and after use, you can get the Emerald Queen's power seed, please use it with caution...

Item: Emerald Queen Horn Ornament. Notes: Excellent interior decoration.

Item: Useless Flesh Cube. Remarks: Please throw the waste in the Emerald Queen's body into the trash can.

Except for the light green flesh cube at the end, everything else made He Shan's eyes light up. The corners of his mouth turned up, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and the broken arm didn't seem to hurt anymore.

"It turns out that this thing is so useful..."

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