Uncle-Master, Please Help Us

Appearance, body shape, and temperament all seem to be based on aesthetics. No matter where you look at it, you can't find any flaws.

One point more is fat, one point less is thin; one point more is too long, one point less is too short; powder is too white, and red is too red; eyebrows are like emerald feathers, muscles are like white snow; Beamy, teeth like shellfish... ①

It's no wonder that he can become a lover and fascinated countless women. This kind of appearance, with his considerate words, strong strength, and gentle temperament, I am afraid that no woman can refuse.

"Teacher, is this your original appearance?"

Can't help but communicate with the remnants in my mind.

"The carving level of this stone statue is limited, less than one-tenth of his appearance!" Before Teacher Song Yu could answer, a faint voice sounded.

Su Yin saw that it was the teacher who taught him the formation pattern, the formation pattern sage, Zi Gong!

"Less than one-tenth?" Su Yin was stunned.

He himself is considered handsome, with an innate Dao body, and everything conforms to the Dao. After being tempered by the spirit of the Holy Spirit, his skin and figure are all far superior to ordinary people. Otherwise, it is impossible to provoke the hearts of Bai Yiyi and others Love... Even so, it is far inferior to this stone statue.

The stone statue is not even one-tenth of my own... It's a bit exaggerated!

"Back then, Song Yu was the most beautiful man in the world. Anyone who saw his face, regardless of gender, would be crazy about it. I don't know how many fans he has. It's just a stone statue. He can only carve out his appearance, but his charm is too far away. ..."

Zigong said.

Su Yin nodded.

Although his appearance has been ruined since he met Song Yu, his temperament is indeed heart-wrenching. This stone statue gives people the feeling of coquettishness, which is indeed a lot worse.

"Since the teacher is the most beautiful man in the world, how did he become like this now?" Su Yin was curious.

Cannian, can't even transform into the appearance of the deity, how many injuries have he suffered? What happened back then?

Zi Gong shook his head: "A beauty is easily jealous of the heavens. Everything is too much, and the same is true for saints."

"yes!"

In response, Su Yin withdrew from the sea of ​​consciousness and "looked" at the stone statue again. His appearance was still shocking, but compared to Teacher Song Yu's temperament, it was indeed much worse.

"That should be this leg bone!"

Suddenly, the eyes fell on one of the legs of the stone statue. Although it was also as crystal clear as jade, there was no difference, but if you feel it with your heart, it is more in line with the aesthetics. Temperament, other places, just looks similar!

Moreover, it is only a part of the calf, only about three fingers.

It seems that this Empress Luoxue, even though she got a leg bone, is not big, only a few tenths of her whole body.

Communicating with Cannian, I found the leg bones. It seemed that it took a long time, but in fact it was only a dozen or so breaths. Su Yin felt her mouth was pried open by the bowl again, and the medicine liquid flowed into her throat again.

Quietly tasted it with the tip of the tongue.

This time it was not fine wine, but medicinal herbs for healing. After swallowing it smoothly, I immediately felt that someone was squeezing my position.

"Ahem!" Coughing, Su Yin slowly opened her eyes, and immediately saw that Granny Yao standing in front of her.

The willow spirit loli jumped up excitedly when she saw him wake up, her ponytails were shaking non-stop.

"You stole it from the Cold Cloud Sect?" Granny Yao raised the purse in her hand.

"Yes..." Su Yin nodded: "It's Empress Luoxue, let me get it!"

"You're lying!" Granny Yao snorted coldly: "The palace master will never covet other people's things, especially Fairy Hanyun. Who are you, and what is the purpose of trying to get close to Xiaoliu?"

"Xiao Liu?" Su Yin was puzzled.

"My name is Liu Xiaoliu!" Loli giggled.

Only then did Su Yin understand: "I have no other purpose. I will leave when I recover a little bit. However, you must return this purse to me..."

"Okay!" After hesitating for a while, Granny Yao nodded and said, "I'll make you another dose of medicine to recover from your injuries, then leave! Otherwise, when the palace lord comes back, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave even if you want to."

"Thank you!"

Hearing this, Su Yin knew that Granny Yao was not as indifferent as in the legend. Su Yin breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to pretend to be seriously injured and weak, while quietly observing how to steal that leg bone without being noticed.

Without further ado, Granny Yao came to the corner of the room and took out the medicinal materials for preparation.

"Just take advantage of this time..."

Su Yin's heart moved, "Huh!" Suddenly, a voice came from outside, "That willow tree spirit, hand him over quickly, otherwise, I will destroy this palace..."

"No, that turtle is here again..."

Knowing who the voice was, Liu Xiaoliu's exquisite face showed a look of worry. She glanced at Su Yin, saw that he still couldn't move, and comforted him: "Don't worry, I just beat it away. OK."

After speaking, he walked out directly.

As soon as she walked out of the palace gate, Loli's voice continued to sound: "I didn't expect you to recruit helpers, let's see how strong they are!"

Immediately afterwards, the sound of explosions in the air outside rang out one after another, the sound of the immortal yuan stirring, and the bombardment of the ground made the whole palace shake non-stop.

"Hey, set this willow tree on fire..."

"I'm going to eat it!"

Two voices sounded, followed by Liu Xiaoliu's anxious voice, as if he couldn't hold on.

"No, I want to go out and have a look. This incident happened because of me. I can't let Xiao Liu get hurt because of me..."

Struggling to stand up, Su Yin slipped and fell down again, as if she had no strength in her whole body.

"Let me go and have a look..." Seeing his appearance, Granny Yao hesitated for a moment, and finally shook her head.

"Thank you mother-in-law..." Su Yin said hurriedly.

"You don't need to thank me, to be honest, I don't trust you now..." After finishing speaking, without talking nonsense, he patted Su Yin's back straight with his palm.

Snapped!

Su Yin's eyes darkened, and she fainted immediately.

Only then did she breathe a sigh of relief, and with a slight shake, Granny Yao came to the gate of the palace and strode out.

When I went out, I saw that in addition to the tortoise just now, there was a donkey and a parrot this time. Although the strength of the donkey was stronger, the parrot could breathe fire. If he didn't come out, he was directly at a disadvantage.

"Where are there so many animals?"

Granny Yao froze.

I have never heard of the history of the Cold Cloud Sect raising immortal beasts before. Why is it a tortoise and a donkey?

Open a zoo?

She was watching Liu Xiaoliu fighting the Three Beasts. Su Yin, who was knocked unconscious by Granny Yao in the room, opened her eyes with a "huh".

His physical body was unrivaled, and he was already comparable to a quasi-sage. Naturally, it was difficult for the opponent to knock him out. He was just pretending to be knocked out, and the purpose was for this moment.

With a slight sway, he came to the stone sculpture, reached out and touched the leg bone.

Sure enough, he felt a strong force contained in it, and the moment he touched it, his whole body trembled slightly, and every cell became more plump.

It is the feeling of using Song Yu's hair, and it is even more powerful. It is foreseeable that with this power, he can easily display the cultivation base of the quasi-sage peak, which is stronger than Han Luoxue and Fairy Hanyun before.

"You can't use this power..."

Knowing that after using this power, she could not control her speech, so Su Yin didn't borrow it, but felt around the whole statue's calf, and quickly found the crack embedded in it.

Put your index finger and middle finger together and tap lightly.

Click!

Teacher Song Yu's leg bone was taken out. The rolling pin was as thick as three fingers, like a jade seal, containing power beyond imagination.

With a flip of the wrist, he put the leg bone into the storage ring, and at the same time took out a piece of jade, picked up the carving knife, cut it exactly the same as the removed leg bone, and gently put it in.

It fits perfectly, not bad at all.

Su Yin didn't learn the array patterns, but first learned to carve. With the help of calligraphy and painting skills, there are not many carving skills that can be surpassed in the fairy world. It's just the same object carved, let alone the naked eye, even if the divine sense scans it, it may not be able to find it .

"Take away the leg bones, and the charm of this statue will be gone... Forget it, let's add it by the way! It's also for the other party to think about."

After doing this, just as I was about to continue lying down and pretending to be dizzy, I saw that the luster of the statue gradually weakened, and the shocking feeling seemed to disappear.

After pondering for a while, Su Yin took out the carving knife and carved a few more times on the statue.

Although his carving knife was refined in Qianyuan Realm, it is a real fairy weapon. Carving these jade stones is still a piece of cake.

It stopped quickly. Although there were not many lines changed, the overall temperament of the statue immediately changed drastically. There was still some gap with Song Yu, but it was already somewhat similar.

Of course, this is an inner temperament, which can only be detected by feeling it with your heart.

After doing this, Su Yin breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to lie on the ground, quietly communicating with the three beasts outside.

"There is a helper, you are cruel! We are not opponents, wait until I bring someone over..."

Knowing what he meant, the parrot screamed, the flames burned a passage, turned and flew away.

"This..." Granny Yao frowned.

She just came out and didn't participate in the battle, these three guys ran away, what the hell?

His face darkened, and he hurried back to the palace. Seeing that Su Yin was still lying on the ground, unconscious, he looked around and saw that there was nothing missing in the room, and no one else had sneaked in, so he was relieved.

"Xiao Liu, let's go back to the palace first, as long as the palace master comes back, these young people will not dare to come and make trouble!"

Mouth puffed up again, Liu Xiaoliu's face was full of displeasure: "Not happy!"

After all, she suffered from the combination of the three beasts.

"I'll cook something delicious for you later!" Granny Yao said.

Liu Xiaoliu immediately burst into a smile, and her saliva flowed down.

After returning to the room and waking Su Yin up again, Granny Yao gave him another bowl of medicine, then waved her hand: "Let's go!"

After the medicine dissipated, Su Yin knew it was the previous antidote, so she pretended to regain her strength, bowed and cupped her fists: "Thank you for saving my life..."

"This is your purse. I don't care what your purpose is. I advise you not to give it to the Palace Master, but to return it to the Frost Cloud Sect as soon as possible!" Granny Yao shook her head.

The palace lord is so tired of falling in love with a scumbag, even she feels distressed and doesn't want anyone to disturb her anymore.

"yes!"

After understanding what the other party meant, Su Yin said no more, said goodbye to Liu Xiaoliu, turned around and walked out.

Successfully got the leg bone, but I didn't feel the slightest joy in my heart. Although I didn't cheat people's feelings, I cheated others' trust, which was also a bit uncomfortable.

Especially Liu Xiaoliu, who is so innocent, if she finds out in the future that he is only using... I don't know how sad it will be.

"I'm also here to save people. If Teacher Song Yu can be resurrected, they should be very happy too!"

The search for the leg bones was also to save Teacher Song Yu, and it was probably also the hope of the Luoxue lady. If it really succeeds, everything is worth it.

Anyway, it's better than deceiving people's feelings!

"Do you feel uncomfortable being lied to?"

There was a fierce battle in his heart, and Song Yu's voice sounded in his mind.

"En!" Su Yin nodded, and asked suspiciously at the same time: "Teacher, you... you have relationships with so many girls, don't you feel guilty?"

Song Yu said: "Why do you have it?"

"If they don't meet you, they can have a relationship of their own, someone who loves her and cherishes her..."

Su Yin said.

"you are wrong!"

Understanding his thoughts, Song Yu smiled slightly: "I don't know them, so don't they go looking for someone they like, don't they have love?"

Su Yin shook her head: "Of course it's impossible!"

Whether it is Empress Luoxue or Fairy Hanyun, if they are so beautiful and have such strong cultivation, when they are young, there must be countless suitors. Even if they don't meet Teacher Song Yu, it is impossible to find someone they like.

Song Yu continued: "Then let me ask you again, among the men in the world, who is more handsome, understands women better, and is more considerate and gentle than me?"

Su Yin shook her head again.

His teacher, known as a lover, is the most beautiful man in the world. For thousands of years in the fairy world, no one should be able to surpass him. Otherwise, there would have been a second lover.

"Since they all need to experience feelings, why not let them fall in love with the best man, so that their whole life is worth remembering, and this life is worthwhile!"

Song Yu laughed.

Su Yin blinked her eyes and wanted to refute, but felt that it was very reasonable.

Even if it wasn't his misfortune, those girls would definitely want to fall in love and find Taoist companions, and the ones they find must not be as good as him... Calculated in this way, not only are they not harming people, but saving them...

Song Yu hated iron for being weak: "My dear disciple, do you understand?"

"But……"

"No but, look at Fairy Hanyun, isn't she happy? Seeing me unhappy?" Song Yu continued.

"Happy!" Su Yin blushed.

"Then it's over! We are saving, not lying!"

Song Yu's voice was great and a little radiant: "Okay, stop thinking about it, and come with me to save the beauties in this world, and let them get in touch with better and better practitioners!"

"Uh... good!"

After a pause, Su Yin could only nod.

Hearing the master-student conversation, many Can Nian looked at each other and covered their foreheads at the same time.

Yep, another flickering lame one, worthy of being a lover, with a set of crooked reasoning, straight ones can flicker into crooked ones, I don't know how many beauties have fallen into a cage like this, unable to extricate themselves.

Note ①: Taken from "Dengtuzi Lustful Fu", the author Song Yu, a native of the Warring States period, a student of Qu Yuan, one of the four most beautiful men in China, is as famous as Pan An. The so-called "dengtuzi" is from this article.