Tomboy

5 pm.

Cangshui's official Weibo finally released the address of Lu Yao's live broadcast.

Millions of fans who waited all afternoon on Weibo immediately said Happy New Year and Happy New Year to each other on Weibo.

After Lu Yao retired, he was brought into the BS development game company by Fang Tian to work.

Once you gain something, you have to lose something.

This is called willingness.

Everyone knows this.

So while Lu Yao got a leisure job, he also lost the freedom of the day off.

Fang Tian asked him: Live.

A very simple game live broadcast, most of the retired players joined the league, like Lu Yao, who had a good relationship with Fang Tian, ​​went to the game company.

The live broadcast platform is interested in his popularity, Fang Tian is determined to make the best use of everything, so he called Lu Yao and said: Anyway, if you are idle at home, you are idle, why don't you live broadcast to us, Bring some flow.

Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday at 5:00 pm, Lu Yao's live broadcast time.

The fans waited for a while, and when the time came, Lu Yao opened the live broadcast, and the live broadcast room was immediately bursting.

"Good afternoon."

Lu Yao spoke.

He quickly entered the subject and opened the game directly.

But the barrage was lively for a while without talking about the game.

Except after Lu Yao said hello at the beginning, the barrage flashed for a while: Happy New Year and Happy New Year, everyone.

After the fans wished each other a happy new year, Lu Yao's game interface was logged in.

He uses a wet nurse today.

The barrage joked: The most violent nurse in history will appear soon.

The live broadcast is divided into two windows, the big window is the game interface, and the small window is Lu Yao's face.

Originally, he just wanted to open a window, but the boss of the live broadcast platform stipulated: You Lu Yao must show your face!

If you don't show your face, where do you get your fans? !

Obviously, the boss also knows what Lu Yao fans eat.

In the small window, Lu Yao was sitting on a stool. Although it was small, fans still took a lot of pictures and even made animations. The photo on the blog has been forwarded.

Lu Yao's background is the living room background.

He broadcasts live broadcasts in the study room all the time. The background is a thick pile of books that I don't know what they are called, and there are all kinds of books.

The fans asked him several times whether he read this book or Li Mingzhu, Lu Yao answered without thinking: she.

It just happened that today, the network cable in the study was disconnected, and before it was connected, Lu Yao started the live broadcast in the living room holding the notebook.

Because he rarely changes the background of the live broadcast, it didn't take long for fans to find out that Lu Yao changed the place to live broadcast.

The decoration of the living room is very homely and warm, and it is definitely not a studio.

The barrage asked:

Yaoyao, where are you live?

I can see the water dispenser in the living room?

It’s live streaming in the living room, I can see the sofa!

wocccccc live in the living room! ! New material! !

Lu Yao glanced at the barrage and replied, "The living room."

He looked at the word 'far away' like a swipe, and his heart was calm.

Since Lu Yao retired to live broadcast at home, his so-called high-cold personality has collapsed faster than ever in the eyes of fans.

Sometimes when Li Mingzhu came back, he was still broadcasting live, and the two of them were recorded in some daily routines.

Lu Yao is skilled in acting like a spoiled child in front of Li Mingzhu, but the fans of the live broadcast have never seen it!

The other party was also frequently mentioned by fans.

Li Mingzhu doesn't show much face, but her voice is good, just looking at her figure is very moving.

In an era of looking at the face, the light looks good, which is enough to circle the favorability.

What's more, when they got married a few years ago, the company official blog let go of Li Mingzhu's photo. Everyone knows how good Mrs. Lu is.

Early girlfriend fans are all married now, and one or two have never quarreled with Lu Yao not to marry. These fans have not lost their fans, and they can still be seen in the live broadcast room.

Halfway through the live broadcast, Lu Yao suddenly began to brush:

Yaoyao, did you do the housework today?

Yaoyao, have you washed your clothes?

Away, is it mopping?

Yaoyao, is Lu Baobao's milk fed?

Yuyao, a man like you who doesn't work hard, doesn't divide grains, eats, lazily does housework and doesn't play games every day will not be able to marry!

Don't forget before, they have married into a wealthy family and become a wealthy family's wife

Maybe the president likes this kind of stupid man who can't do housework. By the way, is Mr. Li interested in accepting his wife? Far away, I'll be big, I'll be small, and we will be good sisters in the future.

Dream

Please find a mirror and look at your face, the CEO likes stupid angels who can't do housework, the focus is on angels, not stupid ones who don't do housework, OK

Mr. Li, do you want to have children? I can give birth to fifteen in one go!

The litter of the previous sow?

Man, thank you.

…

Lu Yao glanced at the barrage coldly and snorted.

He frowned, suddenly picked up the mouse and flipped up the barrage.

The fans were shocked: I wipe, I know what he is going to do, I will first observe a moment of silence!

Lu Yao reported more than ten IDs in one go, all of them clamoring to be commensurate with Lu Yao's 'sisters', you are bigger and I am smaller, hand in hand to marry Li Mingzhu.

After he finished reporting, he said coldly: "Blocked."

The barrage is delighted to see:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha appeared

This group of the cheapest do not block who you block!

Far away, if you keep blocking like this, I am afraid that one day your Weibo will not be forwarded, and everyone will be blacklisting landlords

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

…

The operation of Lu Yao blocking fans, fans have figured it out.

Of course he didn't really block it, or he said it during the live broadcast, which was equivalent to a flop.

No matter how fans show love to Lu Yao, he doesn't care, but once they put themselves together with Li Mingzhu's photo P, Lu Yao can be heard coldly from 800 miles away: Block it!

This is almost a traditional show for fans to molest Lu Yao.

Lu Yao hummed a few times and continued the live broadcast.

The barrage stopped for a while until Lu Yao did a dungeon quest.

This dungeon quest is a very common quest, and there is a scene in it to take care of Wang Daxia's two-year-old child.

Seeing this plot, the barrage said:

Yoyao, baby? Why didn't you see him today?

Get my baby out! Where did you hide him?

Baby is so good today, I don't cry much, I usually cry when I play games

Away! You wake up! Are you jealous that the baby is deeply favored by President Li! Then throw him away!

Thinking about it, I always feel that this is something done from afar

Send it to my uncle's house?

I miss our baby, Yaoyao, let the baby come out and say hello to everyone!

…

Lu Baobao is Lu Xiang.

When Lu Yao was broadcasting live before, the fans didn't stop in the live broadcast room, and Lu Xiang didn't stop when he was lying on the table.

At the age of three, he was active.

Usually when Lu Yao played games, he would lie on the table. After playing games for a while, Lu Yao had to coax his son for a while, and he was in a hurry.

But when Lu Yao was playing games today, Lu Xiang was not on the table.

Lu Yao said: "Play under the table."

Lu Xiang likes to crawl everywhere at home, and the sharp corners of the table are covered with sponge by the nanny, but even so, Lu Xiang's wrestling posture can be full of tricks.

Fans: Playing under the table? Baby so nice today?

Obviously, Lu Yao's fans also know how active his son is.

The 'so good' Lu Xiang looks like a doll under the table.

He held the car in one hand and Lu Yao's thigh in the other, and had a great time.

Lu Xiang didn't know what kind of evil he had fallen into today, and suddenly he was very interested in his father's thighs. Since he got up in the morning, he didn't let go. Lu Yao lifted him away, and he weeping.

The fans just finished asking, this little clever seemed to sense something, and danced and called: "papa! papa!"

Lu Xiang murmured and spoke a string of English inarticulately.

His son's Chinese is vague, but his English is quite good.

The teacher of the preschool class taught in English, and when Li Mingzhu returned home, the communication with him was all in English, which led to Lu Xiang's speech being half English and Chinese.

Children of this age cannot speak Chinese, let alone English.

Lu Yao is very laborious when listening to Chinese. As soon as his son speaks English - Lu Yao basically relies on guessing.

Lu Xiang hugged Dad's thighs enough today, and climbed up his thighs again.

Lu Yao said: "What are you doing, don't make trouble, I'm playing games."

In a word, she doesn't look like a father.

Lu Baobao couldn't understand what he said.

Lu Yao put out a hand and hugged him.

Lu wants to see the villain in the game, babbling.

As soon as he appeared on the camera, the barrage began to go up wildly:

Ahhhh! ! Omg so cute! !

Group a group to steal children! ! ! Deduction 1 to come! !

Why can't I give birth to such a cute baby!

He is my heart! I want to take off my rice for three seconds to become Lu Baobao's mother fan! !

…

A howl.

Lu Baobao jumped and danced on his lap.

Lu Yao pressed him: "Don't move."

Lu Xiang jumped even more.

The characters in the game suddenly turned their eyes upside down.

The live broadcast radio effect is excellent, and fans will know that Lu wants to move the keyboard as soon as they hear it.

Lu Yao parked his character on the map, and thought about landing with both hands, and forked him to the back.

Lu Xiang was forked to the back by him, his mouth deflated and he started to cry.

Lu Yao put on his earphones expressionlessly in front of the eyes of millions of viewers.

Very ruthless.

Barrage:

Yoyao, this is you wrong! Your son is crying so badly and you even play games!

Far away: a capital indifference

It's not the first time that Baby Lu has been abandoned and ignored. How indifferent Yaoyao is now can infer how much favored Baby Lu is usually

Yaoyao, take a look at the time, it's already 5:30, I guess Mr. Li will be home at 5:45, if you can't coax Baby Lu in 15 minutes, you'll be finished!

The previous barrage did not arouse Lu Yao's idea, but when it came to Li Mingzhu's point, he saw it.

"I'm sure she's back."

Proud.

Lu Yao added: "I can hear her walking."

The barrage burst into laughter.

This is because Lu Yao was too involved in the game last time, and he only heard the sound when Li Mingzhu opened the door after playing time.

This product uses two pillows, clips Lu Xiang, like a sandwich biscuit, and then uses a soft silk scarf to tie Lu Xiang's foot to the head of the bed, Lu Baobao is cute and cute, surrounded by robots and cars, stupid.

Li Mingzhu hangs Lu Yao for a few days because of this.

Lu Yao still thinks about it and is very scared.

He raised his eyebrows and glanced at his innocent son.

It looks really cute, like white glutinous rice dumplings.

The barrage said: Yaoyao, listen carefully, did you hear the door opening?

Lu Yao said perfunctorily: "Huh? What?"

He didn't intend to listen, but the sound of opening the door came from the door.

Lu Xiang was still crying on the sofa, as if he was going to cry down the Great Wall.

Lu Yao: "...Fuck!"

Lu Yao quickly threw the keyboard, rushed to the sofa, hugged Lu Xiang and trembled: "Don't cry, don't cry, baby, listen to Dad, laugh and laugh."

Lu wanted to cry.

In the barrage, I saw Lu Yao's cowardly, full-screen 'hahahahaha'.

Lu Yao couldn't coax for a long time, and there was nothing he could do. When he thought of the cold war between Li Mingzhu and him last time, he groaned in his heart—

Life and death are at stake, and his desire to survive overcomes his instincts.

Lu Yao said in his heart: Isn't it just crying, who doesn't have eyes?

So when Li Mingzhu opened the door, she first heard her son's cry, and then raised her head to see that her husband was also in tears.

Lu Yao's tears came when he said it. Compared with Lu Xiang's wailing, his pear blossoms were raining, and he was wronged. At this moment, silence is better than sound.

Li Mingzhu:…

Is there anything wrong with the way I opened the door today.

Lu Yao's appearance seems to be asking: My son and I, who do you coax first? !