This is My Planet

Luyou felt that the word "greedy" was a pun, and it was used very interestingly.

It seems to prove that this man can switch freely between the so-called straight man of steel and Neptune, and he has such potential.

It's just that you need to put your face down first.

Does it mean that only shameless can be Aquaman?

Seeing him leaning on the window sill and smiling lazily and faintly, he looks like the kind of evil, charming and crazy protagonist... By the way, Ling Moxue was also facing him like this back then, right?

She also shook her head and chuckled: "A military adviser is only responsible for suggestions, whether to adopt it or not depends on Father God himself."

Xia Guixuan said: "Shouldn't it be rejected and then changed to a suggestion? What kind of tricks are there?"

Luyou was stunned for a moment: "Father, what more advice do you want?"

Xia Guixuan said with a serious face: "How can you be willing to treat me like You Wu?"

Hazy and dumbfounded.

How can you say that?

Let me teach you how to capture my own heart?

However, Xia Guixuan seemed to be happy, sat up straight and stroked his palms: "It's wonderful, I'm really a genius. This military adviser may not be able to do anything else, but his advice on this matter is definitely penetrating, pointing to the essence!"

Luyou was angry and funny: "Are you boasting?"

Xia Guixuan said: "Yes."

Dim You's complexion was serious, and he jumped up against the table: "I ask you to resign."

Xia Guixuan was also stunned: "Huh?"

"I said, I'm not going to do it anymore." Di You smiled angrily: "You are indeed a genius, who said that military divisions have to plot everything, and you are not allowed to hang your seal?"

"Emmmm..." Xia Guixuan rubbed his chin: "The main reason is that I don't think you are so careless. You can't stand the demon fox, you and Xiaoru should change your nickname."

Luyou: "...you still have the face to mention Xiaoru."

Xia Guixuan said: "Why don't you have the face to mention Xiaoru? I seem to have started downplaying your identity as mother-in-law very early on. You are at most a clone or a sister."

Dim You laughed: "Father God has considered this far, right? He started paving the way so early?"

Xia Guixuan said: "Look, this position of military adviser has just achieved your true self. Breaking through Taiqing also has this factor. After a few days, you turn your face and deny people and say that you want to hang your seal. It can't be justified, right? Sit down."

Luyou looked at him angrily and funny for a while: "You don't know why you look so shameless, but it makes people think it's cute."

Xia Guixuan blinked his eyes.

Luyou really thought his shameless little appearance was cute, and his mind that had been messed up before calmed down, and he also became playful like a fox: "I said, Father God, do you really want to listen to the advice of the military adviser on this matter?"

"Listen."

Luyou nodded, and said solemnly: "According to my military advisor's understanding of Luyou, Father God needs three steps to take her heart."

"Which three steps?"

"The first step is to be a licking dog."

"?"

Luyou instructed seriously: "Aren't there many dog-licking diaries on the Internet? Father God, go and learn how they do it. As long as you learn eight points of the essence, this woman will be distracted."

Xia Guixuan couldn't laugh or cry.

A strategist can make a suggestion, but he can also talk nonsense! Can you hear me?

This time it's you coming and going, and suddenly I think it's very fun.

He shook his head: "It's too inefficient to learn eight points of essence and only three points of attention. Is there a faster one that uses three points of essence to move eight points of attention?"

Obscure and serious education: "Haste makes waste, it is very difficult to pick the heart. Since Father God is greedy, we can only work harder."

"Okay." Xia Guixuan sighed: "Then I'll try."

Luyou looked at him expectantly, can this guy really lick?

But Xia Guixuan lifted her slender hand solemnly, and licked the back of her hand very naturally.

Obscure: "???"

Xia Guixuan put it down very naturally: "It's okay, have you lost your mind?"

Luyou was so angry that she laughed: "It's a three-point negative."

Xia Guixuanqi said: "This dog-licking posture is quite standard, we all know what kind of canine...how about you demonstrate it?"

Dim You blurted out and wanted to say whether Xiao Ru's posture was more standard last night, but it was only on the tip of his mouth that he remembered that he had fallen into a routine. Could it be that he was really asked to use a standard posture? Really arched up, you push it away or not...

She swallowed the words abruptly back into her stomach, and stood up gracefully: "Father God, you can't eat hot tofu if you're impatient."

As she spoke, she walked past him, bent over to put her on his shoulders, and whispered in her ear: "I want to make Longyou willingly do what Yin Xiaoru did as a cosplayer last night, so as to have fun with Longyou herself...Father God still needs to spend some time, let's cook it slowly."

As he bent down, the snow-white planet was shaking in front of Xia Guixuan's eyes, as if he could just turn his head and get bored into it. Xia Guixuan couldn't help thinking of what Yin Xiaoru did last night.

How would you feel if you did it yourself?

In a blink of an eye, Luyou has already moved the lotus steps lightly and left the bamboo building.

It looks elegant, but it is actually flustered, because the so-called three steps have not been finished, and the last two have forgotten what to say.

Xia Guixuan watched her graceful back and smiled slightly.

There can still be many models between men and women, which is quite fun.

Let the fire simmer slowly, and see how she will play next time she recovers.

Fat Tiger was also looking at the woman's back, twisted and twisted so ugly, not round at all, why did she feel a little flustered? It's like running away. Oh, by the way, the master licked her just now, did he taste it and wanted to eat her...

Fat Tiger thought about it for a while, and felt that this might not taste good. Although it looks white and tender and very attractive, the aroma is too attractive. The more attractive the aroma, the more likely it is poisonous.

"Hey, this tiger is interesting." A strange voice suddenly came from his mind. Fat Tiger couldn't hear where the sound came from, and he was stunned for a moment before realizing that it was the voice of a soul.

It turned its head around a lot before seeing a Gunpla behind its butt.

Where did this come from...

Fat Tiger turned around curiously, raised his paw and touched Gundam: "Are you the master's new figure?"

Brainstorm: "..."

"I think the master is broken now. It's fine to play with cute girl figurines before, but now I'm still playing with Gundam figurines. This thing can't be eaten."

Naohua said: "Is your like and dislike of things based entirely on whether they can be eaten or whether they are good or not?"

Fat Tiger said: "Isn't this the essence of life?"

"A little tiger can think about the essence of life, making it look like he is surrounded by profound Taoism, but in fact he is still licking women."

"Hasn't he already started playing Gundam? I heard from humans that this is the watershed when men start not liking women."

"Which human is talking to you like this?"

"No, are you looking for the master or me? Why do you keep talking to me?"

"I was looking for him. I saw you and thought it was very interesting. Let's chat." Naohua circled the fat tiger several times, tsk-tsk: "The great monster of Vientiane, the blood of the earth, such an accident that no one knows... By the way, such a big monster of Vientiane level just sits on the door of his house and eats meat every day?"

"What does taking a nap and eating meat have anything to do with being Vientiane?"

"Vientiane is very powerful, and can be called the ancestor in many places, so you have no pursuit?"

"What is the purpose of calling the ancestors? Is there someone who respects meat?"

"……Roughly the same."

"Then I can't finish eating meat now, why do I have to go out?"

Naohua looked at the tiger that was about to grow into a spherical shape very speechlessly, and said with great pain: "It's useless."

Fat Tiger didn't mind this comment at all, instead he said, "Little Gundam, play with me."

Brainstorm: "... I am so dignified... to play with a tiger of yours?"

Fat Tiger said: "What's so great about just a figure?"

"Forget it." Naohua took advantage of the situation: "If you don't go out, no one will play with you, so you are lonely."

Fat Tiger said: "Who said I'm lonely? There are so many people in the temple who are fawning on me every day. How can I be lonely?"

"Then why do you want me to play with you?"

"Because I haven't played Gundam before." Fat Tiger picked up Gundam: "This material is good, so it shouldn't break if you roll it around?"

Fat Tiger started rolling on the grass.

"It's useless." Naohua wept in Fat Tiger's arms: "Are you a tiger or a cat!"

"The cat family looks like this." Xia Guixuan appeared beside him, squatting down and looking at it with a smile on his face: "I said you and Fat Tiger have a good relationship, and you can roll and play together at the first meeting. Is it because of... blood?"

Brain doesn't answer.

Xia Guixuan knew it well, so he stopped probing, just smiled and said: "I think you and Fat Tiger have a sense of CP, why don't you join CP to make your debut, how about calling it the Little Brain Tiger Group?"

Brainstorming: "Xia Guixuan, you are so boring, did your subordinates and enemies know before?"

"It's not boring." Xia Guixuan said with deep meaning: "I also intentionally don't let Fat Tiger go out to attract attention at this time, but relatively, the good fortune huddled here is too small, and it is limited to me. If it needs other good fortune...won't you count it as one?"