Things from Another World

"Do you want to recruit dwarves to your territory to work for you?"

After hearing Down's visit, Elder Durum frowned.

"No?"

Tang En was a little nervous. Before he came, he thought about how difficult it would be. If he could easily recruit dwarves, dwarf artisans in the human world would not be so rare now.

"Not bad, but ..."

Elder Durum spread his hands: "To tell you the truth, although our family will trade with adventurers, our impression of humans is not good."

"When you face an alien race, you humans will almost never let the other person feel your kindness. On the contrary, greed, insidiousness, deceit, and all kinds of maliciousness are always easy to see."

"Therefore, I am afraid no one will accept your offer."

Durum was very pessimistic about Donn's ideas.

Tang En thoughtfully asked, "What about you? What do you, or the dwarf kingdom's leaders, say about the dwarves' work and life in the human kingdom? I support or oppose them? "

Those people's ideas are easy to say. As long as they let them know how rich the rewards are, there will be dwarves willing to go. Compared with this, Elder Durum's opinion is actually more important.

If the senior among the dwarves objected to this kind of thing, then I am afraid that many things will not go smoothly.

"Our opinion?"

Elder Durum smiled and said, "Of course we don't care so much. This is their freedom. If they want, we will not stop it. Of course, if they are discriminated against and suffering in the human world, we will also Will not hesitate to welcome them home. "

"That's enough."

Tang En smiled. "I'm confident I can convince them."

"Well, for the sake of that bottle of wine, we have a beer party in the evening. It is estimated that people from the whole village will come, and it will be up to you if you can solicit them."

Elder Durum went back to the house after he said: "I'll go back first, and you should think about how to convince them."

"Thank you for your help."

It was an unexpected surprise to get the support of Elder Durum. Tang En thought they would be very exclusive and would not accept such a proposal at all.

Brian crouched and said, "Hum, you've been cheated and thanked him. This old thing is not as loyal and cunning as he looks."

"Tricked?"

"of course."

Brian said angrily: "Actually, our dwarves have been in a chronic state of poverty. Every year, many people are hungry and insufficient to eat and drink. Slag village is no exception, so he is very anxious to solve it. This trouble, now that you say you want to recruit dwarves to work, it is equivalent to saying that the food problem in the village is more than half solved, and he certainly supports it. "

"Wait! I can understand if you don't eat enough, what does it mean to not drink enough?"

"Food is not enough, and of course the wine is not enough ..."

Tang En's eyes widened: "I can't eat enough, so you dare to make food to make wine !?"

"of course!"

Brian proudly said, "We can eat without food, but we can't help but drink!"

"You ..." Tang En twitched. "Dwarves can live to this day thanks to the protection of the goddess."

"Of course!"

Brian is not ashamed but proud, hehe laughed: "Even if you ca n’t recruit here, do n’t be afraid. The wine festival will start in a few days. Then we will go directly to Forge Hammer Fort, where there are more people, the chance is greater. some."

"Wine Festival?"

"Yeah, the annual dwarven kingdom event."

Brian's memories of his face: "Only in those days, unlimited wines will be provided, and everyone can drink freely, so every dwarf will not miss the grand event of that day, and even the gnome friends will come to gather join in the fun."

Tang Enmo rubbed his chin. If the wine festival is so lively, he can't miss it. Not only can he recruit dwarves, but also gnomes. Where can I find such a rare opportunity?

Soon in the evening, after getting the news of the beer party, the dwarves began to get busy. A huge bonfire was piled up in the square in the center of the village, and a circle of tender and juicy meat steaks was inserted next to it. However, after a short time, a strong fragrance was emitted, and Rao was the forefinger of Tang En, who was tired of barbecue.

But the other dwarves were unmoved, but stared at Elder Durum with green eyes.

"What are you doing !? Why are you watching me !?"

Elder Durum yelled, "Don't you say the beer party is OK? I've gathered you all together. Why no one brought beer?"

"Elder Durum ..."

A dwarf said quietly, "Last time you used this trick to cheat out some of our drinks ..."

"Well? Is that what happened?"

Elder Durum decisively began to play silly.

"Who told me last time that the beer party was ready, and it was a bonfire that caused me to chop firewood for half a day?"

Another dwarf said quietly, "What I'm saying is that it's bad for me. Let me work in the mountains for a while ..."

"Tell me that there isn't enough beer, it's still a few barrels ..."

"Say the same to me ..."

"Why don't I remember that?"

Elder Durum looked puzzled: "Surely you remembered it! That's right!"

"You old **** dare not admit it now!"

The dwarfs around were suddenly furious, and rushed up to fight with Elder Durum, while the other dwarves immediately shouted for cheer when they saw it, and it seemed that they were very excited when they found that they had no drink.

"Ahem! You bastards! It's going to be a wine festival right away, are you still staring at my poor inventory !?"

Originally, Tang En wanted to take out the prepared wine to help, but after listening to Elder Durum, he sat back and entered the theater mode.

"Yes!"

Several dwarves stood Elder Durum, threatening, "If we don't take out your inventory today, we will burn you on the fire!"

Another dwarf said in a pitying way: "I believe that the goddess will forgive our sins ..."

"Damn! Okay okay! You **** won! I see! Put me down!"

As soon as Elder Durum saw that no one was helping himself, he knew that what he had done last time was indeed too much and had already provoked anger, so he had no choice but to agree.

Then take them reluctantly, and all the stocks he secretly hid were taken out, and the dwarves of Slag Village cheered, but only Elder Durum's heart was bleeding.

Fortunately, the bottle of wine has been kept ... as long as the bottle is there, once sold, hum ...

Elder Durum pretended to wipe his tears, and just wanted to say something, but found that others had scrambled to grab beer, and he was furious: "All go away! I should come first!

However, no one cares about him at all. He beat him to the ground in a minute, and then continued to fight for beer.

"Try it."

Brian snatched a glass of beer from Dunn: "With dwarven meat, don't have a flavor."

"Oh oh ..."

Tang En looked at Elder Durum with compassion, and asked, "Brian, is this a characteristic of your dwarves?"

"he?"

Brian's face disdain: "Don't ignore him, why would he come to be an elder?

Brian's words suddenly made Tang's brain jam, and his thoughts couldn't be turned.

"What do you mean?"

"what do you mean?"

"Many evils and relationships with elders."

Tang En asked a little bit hardly: "Isn't a dwarf an elder with high prestige?"

"Who did you hear?"

Bryan looked surprised: "Elders are either stupid people doing nothing, or who has provoked public outrage before being recommended to punish him for serving everyone. Those who have the ability are busy. Those trivial things. "

"So, don't look at the words elder, it sounds very prestigious. In fact, the main thing is to manage things between the neighbors. For example, someone's hammer is lost, someone's window is broken, and so on. The role of a microphone. "

"In addition, as I told you at the afternoon, the village has insufficient food production. If anyone has no food, look for the elders, and then he will coordinate and borrow some food from other families. That's it. "

Tang En was dumbfounded, but hearing Brian say he was speechless.

Doesn't this have a virtue with the aunts on the earth!

Completely subverted Tang En's perception of the word elder!

After the dwarves had been drinking beer, the atmosphere finally became really warm. Some dwarves sat there happily and staggered and chatted, while others were excited to drink, and danced around the campfire. Even those dwarf women who look stout and tough are no exception.

Brian gave Winn a wink: "If you want to recruit them, now is the best opportunity."

Tang En knew, stood up and coughed.

however……

No one ignored him.

"Hahaha ..."

Brian burst into laughter, and just as Tang En was about to get angry, he jumped up and yelled, "Be quiet! My big brother, human, has something to say!"

Brian's voice finally quieted the dwarves in the carnival.

Tang En no longer hesitated, and immediately expressed his idea of ​​recruiting dwarves to work, and then looked at the dwarves with anticipation.

The dwarves looked at each other, you beat me, I beat you, but no one responded to him for a long time.

"Work for humans ..."

"A little uncomfortable ..."

"Will you lie to us?"

"Probably not, after all, it's Brian's friend."

"But he is human, and he is going to the human world ..."

"Sure enough, let's forget ..."

"Yes……"

After hearing their comments, Tang En was disappointed, and as expected by Elder Durum, these dwarves had great doubts about working in the human world.

"Don't be disappointed, big brother, don't forget the wine festival."

Brian comforted Down, "There will definitely be more-"

"Boom boom!"

A burst of explosions suddenly rang through the night sky!