The Ultimate Student in the City

"Then... detoxify now? How should I cooperate with you?" Ma Renjie said with a look of hope. After knowing that the poison he was suffering from could be cured, he couldn't help but want to get rid of it quickly, "I can bear any kind of sin."

Li Zedao groped in his pocket with his left hand for a while, and finally found a small medicine bottle, poured out a black pill inside, and said, "This is given to me by the old Chinese medicine doctor who taught me medicine." A panacea that can cure all kinds of poisons is said to have been refined by Li Shizhen, a genius doctor of the Ming Dynasty, and it is called...'Guanyin Tears'..."

Li Zedao was so tired that he yelled all over his head, making up such a name almost killed more than half of his tired brain cells.

Ma Renjie stared at the black pill in Li Zedao's hand with wide eyes, and the hope in his eyes was even greater, wishing to swallow it immediately.

"It's just that there is only one in this world, and it is extremely precious. It was left for me by that old Chinese doctor just in case..." Li Zedao looked a little embarrassed, "So..."

"Third brother... we are brothers, you can't bear to see me die like this, can you?" Ma Renjie looked at him anxiously and begged, "Of course, I also know that the medicine is very precious, so I won't let you It's free...you give me the medicine and I'll give you...five hundred?"

"..." Li Zedao felt insulted.

Yang Baishu couldn't listen anymore, looking at Ma Renjie was like looking at an idiot, just such an idiot, who would be unlucky if he wasn't unlucky?

"Boss, we brothers talk about money... it hurts too much. It really has nothing to do with money. It's just this one..." Li Zedao looked embarrassed.

"Yeah, I also think that talking about money hurts feelings, but the third brother, brother, the survival of the elder brother depends entirely on this medicine in your hand..." Ma Renjie begged bitterly, wishing to give Li Zedao Kill it and then take the medicine for yourself and swallow it quickly.

"As long as you give me the medicine, brother, I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life... Please..." Ma Renjie struggled to get up and was about to kneel on the bed, but after struggling for a long time, seeing that Li Zedao didn't even have the intention to persuade him not to kneel, So he pretended to be involved in the wound under his crotch, then took a few breaths and sat back on the bed again.

"Bitch!" Li Zedao sneered and cursed in his heart, but he gritted his teeth and said with great difficulty: "Then... I'll give it to you, who made us brothers."

"Really?" Ma Renjie was overjoyed and forgot, and stretched out his hand to snatch the pill from Li Zedao's hand.

"Wait..." Li Zedao withdrew his hand back.

"The third..." Ma Renjie's heart twitched violently.

This guy doesn't want to give it again?

"Boss, I have to make it clear to you first, this Avalokitesvara tear is used to detoxify all kinds of poisons, so the sequelae it brings is...diarrhea." Li Zedao said, "Empty the poison, and the poison will also disappear." Solved."

"Third brother, I understand, I understand." Ma Renjie nodded repeatedly, not to mention the sequelae of diarrhea, even if it was more serious, such as vomiting blood, as long as he could detoxify and survive, then all of this would be worth it.

"Brother is very grateful to you, really..." Ma Renjie stretched out his hand, with a hopeful expression on his face.

Li Zedao gritted his teeth, and then put the medicine in his palm, and then Ma Renjie, like a hungry wolf suddenly seeing meat, immediately threw the medicine into his mouth and said "gudong!" swallowed.

The moment he swallowed it, Ma Renjie suddenly felt that his head didn't seem so dizzy, his heartbeat didn't seem so fast, and his stomach didn't seem to hurt so much... Does it really work? What a miracle medicine!

"Boss, the effect of the medicine will take effect soon, you will inevitably go to the bathroom a few times tonight." Li Zedao said.

"I understand, I understand, third child, thank you." Ma Renjie said sincerely, "Thank you, really."

"It's all brothers, I didn't say anything." Li Zedao said, "Then you...get ready, I'll go back first." Li Zedao nodded and said, guilty as hell. And this place will soon be filled with poisonous gas, so I can't stay here.

"Well, let's go and treat you to dinner after I leave the hospital." Ma Renjie said.

After Li Zedao left, Yang Baishu walked up to him and looked at Ma Renjie like an idiot and said, "You believe his nonsense? You just ate that Guanyin tear?"

"If you were the one who was poisoned, you would believe it." Ma Renjie looked at Yang Baishu like an idiot and said, "Anyway, he is dead anyway. If his medicine is useless and poisons me to death, then bring him here be made a scapegoat……"

After saying "gudong...", a loud sound came from Ma Renjie's stomach.

Then Ma Renjie had a serious expression on his face, he didn't care about the burning pain in his crotch, he got up from the bed and ran towards the bathroom: "I can't, I have to go to the bathroom..."

Yang Baishu's expression also became serious, and he quickly left the ward...he didn't want to be poisoned!

...

"Pfft!" Susan couldn't help laughing.

Too bad, Li Zedao is really too bad! It's so stupid, that classmate Ma Renjie is really too stupid.

She has never seen such an idiot before, because there is something in this world that can cure white poison, such as Guanyin tears refined by Li Shizhen, the author of "Compendium of Materia Medica" in the Ming Dynasty, and then just like this So eager to swallow it...

Ma Renjie must not know that the reason why he had diarrhea for a long time before was because a quarter of the so-called "Guanyin Tears" melted in the soup sent by the beauty, but now he is putting I ate the whole one... so I lost half my life?

Goddess Susan was trembling with laughter, clutching her belly and leaning her head on the steering wheel, almost unable to straighten up, her eyes were flushed, and tears were about to flow out.

"Mr. Su, if you keep laughing, maybe something will happen to you?" Li Zedao said with a speechless face, thinking that if you lost your temper from laughing, you will feel better.

"But...it's so funny...haha...how did you come up with that name...my dear...Student Li, you are too bad...haha..." Susan said while laughing, seeming to be out of breath Yes, but still laughing.

"..." Li Zedao was speechless, thinking that it seems that you suggested to me that if Ma Renjie was really not poisoned, then he would fool him into saying that he was poisoned, and you seemed to be the one who gave me the laxative, right?

At the same time, Susan has already said a word, only "haha..." laughter, but there is no trace of a smile on her face, but a panic expression.

"Ms. Su..." The corners of Li Zedao's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his hand to support Susan's face, opened her eyes with the other hand, and then he had a speechless expression on his face. You laugh, make you laugh, laugh out of breath, right?

There was no smile in Susan's eyes but fear was replaced by it. In other words, she didn't want to laugh, but she couldn't do anything, her body was out of control.

"That Mr. Su... You're so angry from laughing, I'll help you treat it... But don't say I violated you for a while, eat your tofu, give me a slap or something..." Li Zedao looked at Susan and swallowed Said.

He has become more and more familiar with acupoints now. Next to the perineal acupoint, there is an acupoint that can stop laughing. He plans to try it first. After all, if this continues, something serious will happen to Susan.

Susan didn't answer, or she couldn't speak at all, only the mechanical "haha..." laughter.

Li Zedao gritted his teeth, then turned Susan around, hugged her thighs, and separated them.

At this time, Susan had already changed into a black hip-wrapping skirt, and then Li Zedao pushed up the skirt, and then... Li Zedao's eyes widened, this woman...forgot to wear underwear...how could she How can you be so careless?

"I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor..." Li Zedao continued to grit his teeth and hypnotize himself in his heart, and then resolutely stretched out his hands to massage the acupuncture point at the root of Susan's thigh...

After a while, Susan's laughter became smaller and smaller, until finally there was only heavy breathing.

Li Zedao was also panting heavily, it was too torturous, then he withdrew his hand, quickly pulled the skirt down, and then put her feet down, and then let out a long breath Said: "Okay, Teacher Su, it's all right now...don't laugh like this in the future."

Then quickly looked away, pretending to look at the scenery outside the car.

Susan was panting lightly, and her face was even more red, like a ripe apple. Although she was laughing just now, she was still conscious and thinking, and although she acted boldly , even the body has been touched by Li Zedao a long time ago, but now being stared at and touched by him like that still makes her extremely shy.

Li Zedao didn't speak, neither did Susan. The small carriage had already fallen into a strange but ambiguous dead silence.

"That..." Susan was the first to speak, her eyes were a little afraid to meet Li Zedao, the usual domineering has long since disappeared without a trace, her voice was small and soft, "I don't usually act like this Laughing……"

"Uh...I know..." Li Zedao said.

"Usually...I always wear underwear..."

"I know..." Li Zedao's eyes widened, and he quickly changed his words, "No, no... I don't know..."

"Actually, I just took off my underpants... I was sitting on your buttocks under your seat..." Susan's voice was like a mosquito.

"..." Li Zedao jumped up from his seat as if sitting on a piece of red-hot charcoal, but he forgot that he was in the car at this time, so his head was in close contact with the roof of the car in a tragic way up.

"boom!"

In the next second, Li Zedao found that his head, which was not too painful, had already fallen into a very gentle and crispy place.