The Ultimate Student in the City

Ma Renjie was lying on the bed, his face was pale, his lips were chapped, his eye sockets were slightly swollen and black, his eyes were lined up as if he couldn't open them, and he seemed to have lost half his life.

But when Yang Baishu helped him clear his confusion and told him that the person performing the laser dance on stage was Li Zedao and that his movements were even cooler than his, his eyes widened suddenly, and his body became even more so in an instant. He sat up from the bed as if he had been beaten.

"Old... third?" Ma Renjie growled hoarsely, with an expression of disbelief.

"It's him." Yang Baishu said with a cold face, looking at Ma Renjie as if he was looking at a dead person, without any sympathy at all.

"Why... him?" Ma Renjie only felt that he was not well again, and then lay heavily back on the bed.

First, I squatted for a long time in the pit and stretched my stomach for a long time. I just gritted my teeth and took a shower and changed into clean clothes... There is no way, it is already stretched in the crotch, can I not wash it? Ma Renjie is a very clean person. He usually has to take a bath every two days at most, let alone having that thing on his crotch.

Afterwards, he threw the already "contaminated" performance costumes into the trash can outside, and tried his best to remove the evidence. After all, if such a thing was known to others, wouldn't it be embarrassing? So now I have no energy left.

"I don't know." Yang Baishu said coldly, "But...you are retribution, retribution for using despicable means to snatch the position of squad leader from others."

"..." Ma Renjie was stabbed in the chest, but he didn't even have the strength to curse, so he could only silently greet Yang Baishu's eighteen generations of ancestors in his heart.

But his already swollen head couldn't figure out why Li Zedao was able to perform the laser dance on stage, or why he could dance the laser dance, and why he could dance the laser dance?

Ever since he decided that he was going to perform the laser dance at the welcome party, Ma Renjie had already imagined countless scenarios, and even with a good imagination, he even fabricated various scenes specially.

For example, an ambulance came over while he was dancing... There is no way, because he danced so coolly, some people couldn't take it anymore and fainted like this.

For example, as soon as he finished the dance, many female fans came to the stage screaming and holding a large bouquet of flowers. They were very excited and shy and gave them to him. Even the brave ones offered hers Xiang Kiss and then boldly stated which hotel has already opened a room tonight...

Even if there is no ambulance, no female fans screaming to come on stage, it’s okay, because there is still a little beauty who cooks soup for herself, waiting for him in room 805 of the Orange Express Hotel opposite the school to teach her laser dance...

But how could reality be like this?

no applause,

There are no flowers, no applause, no ambulances, no beautiful women showing their love in public, only those stinky farts one after another, rushing to the toilet again and again as if fleeing for their lives, consuming pack after pack The paper towel consumes a little bit of strength in the body, and even accidentally dropped the phone into the pit, and finally pulled it up on the crotch... When has Ma Renjie been so downcast?

And he had to let down that little beauty who was probably still waiting for him in room 805 of the Orange Express Hotel... For the dignity of a man, Ma Renjie had no choice but to give up his love!

But now, he was stabbed again, and the third child, who he regarded as his brother, came on stage to perform the laser dance for him inexplicably, and unlike him, the first thing he did when he came on stage was to take off his mask Tell everyone that I am not Ma Renjie, I am the Frog Prince...

Thinking of this, Ma Renjie was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Why do you have diarrhea?" Yang Baishu glanced at him and asked coldly, then picked up the fragrant Longjing cup he had just brewed, and drank it in small sips.

Yang Baishu likes to drink Longjing tea very much, and his hometown Suzhou and Hangzhou is the place where Longjing tea is produced, and his family has some background, so the Longjing tea he drinks now is finely crafted, emerald green in color, shaped like a golden nail, flat and smooth, and the tea is green in color , the taste is fresh and refreshing, it is top grade!

Ma Renjie didn't answer with a gloomy face. How could he know why he had diarrhea? I didn’t eat anything indiscriminately, the only thing I ate more was the one who was completely attracted by him and was willing to have a date with him... No, no, it was sent by the little beauty who was willing to accept his guidance to practice laser dancing Soup……

Thinking about it, Ma Renjie's eyes fell on the thermos cup with soup on the table, his face as if thinking of something was even uglier.

Could it be that the reason why I have diarrhea is because there is only a faint smell of bleach powder, other than that, there is nothing special about it, just like the soup flowing out of the faucet?

And as soon as he had diarrhea, the third child took his place on stage to dance the laser dance, and deliberately took off his mask to let everyone know that he was the one dancing, not Ma Renjie... Is this actually premeditated?

"Understood?" Yang Baishu glanced at him and asked coldly.

"Third brother..." Ma Renjie's face was extremely gloomy, as if he could wring out a few catties of water, "It must be him, it must be his fault, but I treat him as a brother..."

"Ahem..." Yang Baishu, who was drinking tea, was choked up, then looked at Ma Renjie like an idiot and said, "Don't say such disgusting things while I'm drinking water."

"Coffin face, shut up!" Ma Renjie gritted his teeth.

Yang Baishu glanced at him coldly, said nothing, and continued to drink the cup of top-quality Longjing tea.

The door of the dormitory was pushed open, and Li Zedao walked in. He looked at Ma Renjie with concern and said, "Boss, are you feeling better? I bought you some medicine for diarrhea. Try it?" Li Zedao handed over the medicine in his hand.

"Thank you, third..." Ma Renjie forcibly forced a smile on his face, "Just put it on the table, and I'll eat it later."

Li Zedao nodded and put the medicine on the table.

"Third brother, have you come on stage to do the laser dance?" Ma Renjie pretended to be a little dumb, and he was quite different from the one who just gritted his teeth and wanted to kill someone.

Yang Baishu glanced coldly at Ma Renjie and then at Li Zedao, not bothering to pay attention to these two guys who were extremely hypocritical, and went to the balcony with tea in their hands.

"Oh, I'm about to explain this to you." Li Zedao turned around and said a little embarrassedly, "Originally I was sitting in the audience watching the show, but suddenly the counselor Teacher Su called me and asked me if I would Laser dancing, I said I could do it a little bit, and then she let me go backstage and told me that you might not be able to dance, and asked me to replace you on stage to dance laser dancing.”

"Of course I can't." Li Zedao said, "After all, it's your show. I know that even if you lose a leg, you will try your best to dance on stage, let alone just have diarrhea..."

"..." Ma Renjie wanted to curse, who lost a leg? Who lost a leg? You're only missing one leg, and you've lost all three!

"But as time went by, you still didn't show up, and the school didn't allow the show to be postponed, so I had no choice but to go on."

Li Zedao had an expression that I didn't even think about, so Ma Renjie really wanted to punch his face that was so hypocritical.

"Of course, I can't dance as well as you." Li Zedao said with some embarrassment, "In the future, if I have time, I have to ask the boss for advice."

"..." Ma Renjie only felt that his chest was stabbed from left to right, bloody and painful. If he hadn't lost any strength now, he would have jumped up to fight him desperately.

At this moment, Ma Renjie's face changed wildly, and then there was a muffled "Poof!", and a nauseating stench filled the air instantly.

Li Zedao quickly stood up with a cold expression on his face and said, "Uh, boss... I'll make a call in the corridor..." He hurriedly left the dormitory.

"Wait...Help me to...the bathroom..." Ma Renjie said in an extremely weak voice, struggling on the bed with great effort, trying to get up and get out of bed, and then his face changed again.

He felt his crotch warm again, and the stench in the air intensified!

After Yang Baishu saw Li Zedao coming out, he glanced at him coldly, then turned and walked into the house, but he came out again soon, and the expression on his face was a little distorted, as if he might spit it out at any time. Then, as if he had made some important decision, he took a deep breath and entered the dormitory again. This time he didn't come out again, but the sound of retching came from the dormitory.

"It seems that although these two people always attack each other and look at each other unhappy, they still wear the same pair of pants at critical moments." Li Zedao murmured in his heart, "But this house can't be occupied tonight. Will it be smoked to death? Or leave quickly."

Just when Li Zedao was in a bad mood, putting his hands in his pockets and walking towards the stairs, he bumped into Zhao Xiaoxi who was going up the stairs.

"Did you go for supper?" Li Zedao asked with a slight smile.

"En." Zhao Xiaoxi saw that Li Zedao's eyes lit up slightly, and then quickly lowered his head, looking extremely embarrassed, "That...I'm sorry..."

"sorry?"

"You helped me so much, but I didn't vote for you when I was electing the monitor..." Zhao Xiaoxi whispered, with a face of shame.

Li Zedao said with a smile: "Friendly reminder, let's enter in a while. You have just eaten, and you may not be able to stand it after entering. It is poisonous."

"..."