The Ultimate Student in the City

"Everyone, after finishing our meal, we will gather here, and then I will lead everyone to the school's auditorium..." Ma Renjie said into the microphone weakly, before finishing a sentence, his eyes suddenly widened , and then hurriedly covered his stomach with one hand, and pressed the other hand on the podium table.

"Pfft..." There was an extremely loud exhaust sound, and Ma Renjie felt his stomach felt a little better, but the stomach felt comfortable, but the person felt uncomfortable.

Because all the twenty or so people were staring at him with wide eyes, even Li Zedao, Lin Susu and Miffy who were sitting in the front row covered their noses and fanned wildly, stood up and evacuated.

Ma Renjie's expression froze, and he had the urge to find a gap to sneak in. Since he was a child, he had grown up surrounded by flowers and compliments. When had he ever encountered such an insult?

And what happened to my stomach? Ever since I drank the soup cooked by the little beauty who didn't have time to understand the other person's name and body... oh, no body..., my stomach began to feel uncomfortable, and the diarrhea at every turn stretched his legs He was getting weak and dehydrated, and he was farting non-stop. Some farts were eliminated under his hard control, but some farts were too late to eliminate the sound, such as the one just now...

"Pfft..." Another extremely loud voice came out of Ma Renjie's buttocks.

So all the boys in their twenties who covered their noses widened their eyes even wider, thinking that the squad leader was planning to... grab the head start? Attack them with poison?

Then they saw Ma Renjie's complexion changed wildly, and he ran away from the classroom with a very funny but fast movement, and then they couldn't help it anymore, and fled the classroom filled with poisonous gas one after another.

"Ah... that bastard Ma Renjie is so disgusting..." After leaving the classroom, Miffy took her hand away from her nose, and took a few deep breaths of the fresh air outside.

"It's quite disgusting." Lin Susu frowned and agreed. She really didn't like Ma Renjie, the monitor.

"Maybe it hurt your stomach?" Li Zedao smiled and said, "Forget it, leave him alone, let's eat first."

"He has a bad stomach... Actually, I'm very happy." Miffy said cheerfully while walking, "It's just... he looks like a soft-legged shrimp, can he perform on stage at the New Year's Orientation Party tonight? Even if he is on stage, What if everyone thinks that he is dancing a zombie dance instead of a rhythmic mechanical dance? Well, even if he still has the strength to dance, what if... the domineering side leaks and sprays out?"

"Feifei, don't talk about it, it's disgusting." Lin Susu said dumbfounded, and wanted to stop Miffy's mouth.

How can I still have the appetite to eat when I keep talking about these things for a while?

Li Zedao laughed and said, "I think the squad leader will adjust himself."

After eating, the three of Li Zedao returned to the class assembly again, but this time Ma Renjie was nowhere to be seen, and he didn't know whether he was squatting in the toilet or went to the auditorium in advance because of the performance, so the roll call Yang Baishu, secretary of the Communist Youth League, completed the roll call and led everyone to the school's auditorium.

This is a large auditorium that can easily accommodate thousands of people. It was built with a lot of money by the school. It has both a classical and a modern atmosphere.

And just as Ma Renjie said, the location of the archeology major is indeed good. It is just in the middle of the auditorium, and you can see the big stage in front of you very clearly. Although the location is not as good as that of the leader at the front, it is still Compared with the one in the corner, it's like the difference between heaven and hell.

The auditorium was full of people, densely packed with students who came to watch the party, members of the student union wearing red armbands were busy maintaining order, and those who guarded their departments should not run around and make noise.

Not long after Li Zedao sat down, the phone in his pocket vibrated, and when he found it, it was Susan calling, and he picked it up with a raised brow: "Hey, Teacher Su..."

"Dear student Li, go to the backstage, I'll wait for you at the door." Susan's laughter came over, as if something funny happened.

"You... don't think..." Li Zedao's eyes widened slightly.

"Yes, come here, otherwise the program of our archeology department will be canceled because the performers have diarrhea and their legs are weak, and they can't get on stage. Then we will lose face as a whole archeology major." Susan said with a smile.

"No." Li Zedao said very simply. But she already knew that Ma Renjie's stomach farting was 100% done by Susan, but how did she do it? Invite Ma Renjie to dinner and sneak laxatives into his meal?

"Then I, the counselor, have no choice but to do it myself." Susan's nervous laughing voice came over, "But I don't know how to dance laser light, but other things... such as going on stage to confess, hehe..."

"...I'll be there soon!" Li Zedao said through gritted teeth.

After hanging up the phone, Li Zedao whispered to Lin Susu beside him, "I have something to do, so I have to leave."

"Huh? What's the matter?" Lin Susu was taken aback.

"You'll know in a while, it's...a surprise." Li Zedao smiled mysteriously, stretched out his hand to scratch her nose, and then got up to leave.

"Why did your husband go?" Miffy, who was sitting next to Lin Susu, asked curiously.

"Miffy..." Faced with such ridicule, Lin Susu was still a little uncomfortable, but she felt sweet in her heart, "I don't know what he is going to do, but he will know after a while, what else can he say?" surprise."

"Surprise? What surprise?" Miffy also became curious, "Go pack some popcorn and eat it?"

"..."

When Li Zedao came to the backstage door, Susan was already waiting there, holding a set of silver performance costumes that Ma Renjie wore during rehearsals before, but she hadn't seen her in the past few days. The figure of the Antarctic where Susan is almost inseparable, must be sitting there very boring and planning to watch the whole night of the party.

Susan looked at him with a charming smile and said, "Hehe, dear classmate Li, my curse has come to pass. That bastard Ma Renjie hasn't appeared yet, so he must be lying somewhere..."

"What did you do to him?" Li Zedao was speechless. He felt that Susan's methods were too despicable...but why did he feel so happy?

"Dear classmate Li, don't act upright, don't tell me that he has diarrhea and you feel bad, don't think I don't know that your relationship with your roommate is very stiff." Susan's tone was a bit contemptuous .

"Uh... I still don't want to go on stage."

"That's your right." The nervous smile that made Li Zedao shudder appeared on Susan's face again.

"Teacher Su, can't I go on stage?" Li Zedao said with a speechless face.

"Haha, you asked for this yourself, I didn't force you!" Susan said proudly, "It's just that when the host announces the curtain, Ma Renjie's name will still be announced. After all, the list of programs has been submitted. The leaders of the school who will watch the performance next will get a copy, but...you just take off your mask when you go on stage, and everyone will recognize you."

"..."

"Here." Susan handed over the costume and mask in her hand.

"Ma Renjie wore it? Did you wash it?" Who knows if that guy is sick? Li Zedao didn't want to be infected.

"Get out, I just went out this afternoon to buy it for you." Susan said angrily, "Go to the bathroom over there to change, remember to put on the mask, and then come back to me, and I will take you to the backstage." Susan pointed to the backstage door.

"You don't need me to change it for you?" Susan said shyly.

Li Zedao took the clothes and mask and ran away. This female hooligan is too scary, please stay away.

A few minutes later, Li Zedao changed into the costume and put on the silver mask and returned to Susan. Susan glanced up and down at him with a smile and said, "So handsome..."

"That, actually..."

"Okay, just kidding you." Susan waved her hand and said.

"..." Li Zedao really wanted to turn around and leave. I really don't want to dance this laser dance, but when I thought of the consequences, my body trembled inexplicably.

"Let's go." Susan said with a smile, "Remember, I will add an action later and take off the mask on my face."

"Understood." Li Zedao said in a low voice. Without Susan's reminder, he also planned to take off the mask. He didn't want to fulfill Ma Renjie. Of course, he was kind-hearted and felt that Ma Renjie was indeed a little pitiful this time.

Ten minutes before the official start of the party, the leaders of the school slowly entered the arena under the leadership of Shangguanwen, and after the leaders were seated, ten minutes later, the welcome party officially began.

"The party is about to start, why hasn't the Frog Prince come back yet?" Miffy looked at Lin Susu and asked curiously, "Couldn't the surprise he's talking about be... he's actually going to perform on stage?"

Lin Susu was taken aback and said, "Impossible? Isn't our major the only program that is monitor? Unless..."

"You mean... the squad leader's leg went limp and fell into the cesspit, so the counselor asked the frog prince to rescue him?" Miffy's eyes lit up.

"Feifei...you're so disgusting..." Lin Susu said, then raised her brows, "But this seems to be the only possibility, otherwise why did he talk about surprises?"

Miffy's eyes became brighter: "He can dance laser light?"

Lin Susu shook her head slightly and said, "I don't know, I didn't see him jumping." As she spoke, her eyes fell on the stage, and she already had a glimmer of expectation in her heart.