The Strongest Badger at Hogwarts

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10 Downing Street.

The Muggle Prime Minister of the country was slumped on an office chair with blank eyes.

In front of him, there was a large stack of densely packed documents with the words 'Top Secret' stamped on the cover.

These are all records of supernatural events that have occurred in the country in the recent past.

Among them, the largest number of incidents is picking quarrels and provoking trouble after drinking.

Of course, unlike ordinary drunken riots, the drunkards who can be included in this stack of files often have a magical stick.

By shaking that stick, they can easily turn the barkeeper, or anyone else who annoys them, into a porcupine or a mouse.

In addition, it is quite common to sit on a broomstick to 'racing' in the busy market in broad daylight, and groups of people holding small wooden sticks and using various colorful beams of light to fight each other on the street are quite common.

What's more, they even started to attack the office!

Take, for example, the residence of the Muggle Prime Minister himself.

There have been no less than 12 attacks in the past week.

In front of those weird people holding small wooden sticks, the security system that the National Army Intelligence Department should be proud of is simply a puddle of mud.

Those weirdos can easily invade any place they want, and then do things that normal people can't imagine.

For example, poop on the Prime Minister's desktop.

Or hugging the Prime Minister's bald head and kissing two, and then cheering, "We have won" or something like that.

It's really weird.

Because they didn't do anything that would cause real harm to the Muggle Prime Minister and others.

It's as if they invaded the prime minister's mansion just because they were drunk and wanted to find a suitable toilet, or they wanted to find someone to share their joy...

In fact, as the actual power holder of the country, he has seen all kinds of weird things.

Especially in the upper class, under the gorgeous and extravagant robes of the so-called 'nobles', what is hidden is actually all the extremely vulgar and nasty things such as excrement and fart.

Even the prime minister himself has certain hobbies.

Like the weirdo shitting on his desk, which he actually appreciates.

The only thing this guy did wrong was that his pooping was a bit out of date.

You know, when he was urinating, the Muggle Prime Minister was discussing with the Minister of the Interior about cutting military spending next year.

His sudden intrusion made everyone very embarrassed.

But if that's all there is to it, it's nothing.

What really made it unbearable for the Muggle Prime Minister of the country was that he had nothing to do with those weirdos.

Even after they committed a great crime, another group of weirdos in uniforms would come and take this person away and erase the relevant memories of everyone present except him, the Muggle Prime Minister.

This makes it impossible for Muggle law to sanction those weird people who have committed mistakes in Muggle society.

This is why the Muggle Prime Minister hides at 10 Downing Street.

He actually didn't like the famous place at all.

The space here is too small, and due to the long history, the decoration here is quite outdated, and even the air sometimes has a musty smell.

But there is no way, this can be said to be the safest place in the whole country at present.

Those weirdos with sticks might be able to break into his mansion elsewhere, but they definitely couldn't get into 10 Downing Street.

Because this is the content of the contract signed between the Muggle regime of the country and an ethnic group called "wizards".

"Wizard..."

The Muggle Prime Minister of the Nation murmured softly, and the expression on his face immediately became extremely strange.

This title is a general term for those weird people who hold small wooden sticks.

The first time the Muggle Prime Minister heard that wizards really existed in this world was on the day he took over as Prime Minister.

At that time, his predecessor, the old man who had lost all his hair after becoming the prime minister for just a few years, grabbed his shoulder very excitedly,

Then he told him about the existence of the 'wizard'.

He was still a "firm materialist fighter" at that time, so naturally he would not believe such nonsense.

But when the predecessor took him to the prime minister's office at No. 10 Downing Street and lifted a piece of cloth on the wall, he felt that his three views were instantly shattered.

Because what appeared in front of him was a portrait that could move, greet and chat with people!

The portrait even taught him about the contract between Muggles and wizards.

The Muggle Prime Minister thought it was a prank played on him by his predecessor at first.

For example, a TV is embedded in the wall or something.

But soon, this conclusion was overturned.

Because no matter what method the Muggle Prime Minister uses, there is no way to cause even a little damage to the portrait, and it is even impossible to remove it from the wall.

This fact made the Muggle Prime Minister believe it or not.

Then, the Muggle Prime Minister, like his predecessor, sealed the portrait that was said to be used to communicate with the wizarding regime.

He really couldn't stand a wise portrait staring at him all day.

But now, after suffering so many attacks by wizards, the Muggle Prime Minister felt that it was necessary for him to have a good chat with the so-called wizarding regime!

Thinking of this, the Muggle Prime Minister quietly got up like a thief, tiptoed to the wall, and then carefully lifted a corner of the cloth.

"Hey! Are you still alive?"

Prime Minister Magu's call did not receive any response.

This relieved him.

In fact, he didn't expect the portrait to really solve any problems for him, and he was also quite afraid that the portrait would really speak, which was really scary.

So, the situation is just right now.

"Wow—"

The Muggle Prime Minister ripped off the cloth, revealing the portrait of the original Minister of Magic on the wall.

"I don't care who you are, but you better be sensible! This is my country, and you are just parasites living in this land! So, if you want to continue to live, you should be honest Really obey my orders! Otherwise...hehehe!"

The Muggle Prime Minister smiled smugly.

What he just said was actually a habit he had developed since he was a child.

Every time he was treated harshly outside and had to compromise, he would hide in the room alone and play this kind of 'game'.

While this may seem awkward and childish, I have to admit, it's very soothing!

Every time he 'slammed' his opponent, he would feel that his mood improved a lot.

This time is of course no exception.

Just when he was about to brew his emotions and start the next round, he saw that the man in the portrait who had been standing still suddenly looked at him.

This made the words that the Muggle Prime Minister was about to blurt out suddenly stuck in his throat, and his entire face turned red.

The man in the portrait said calmly:

"I will convey what you just said to the Muggle Conciliation Committee, and I think the clerks there will be so angry that they will screw your head off if they hear about it."

"Oh! My dear..." The Muggle Prime Minister paused, and glanced at the signature on the frame, "Mr. Urick Gump! Please don't do that, because in fact, I didn't I am not talking to you, so there is no need for you to pass that passage back. After all, if a sentence I said casually is also sent back by you, it becomes surveillance of me. If I don’t remember If it is wrong, this is not in line with the contract signed between wizards and humans!"

"Please pay attention to your words. It's the 'Contract between wizards and Muggles'. Wizards are also human beings. What you say is like calling us not human! Although, I am indeed not human, just a portrait."

"Yes, you were right, I was wrong."

The Muggle Prime Minister saluted respectfully.

Of course he also heard that the so-called 'Muggle' is definitely an insulting term, just like 'Nige'.

But in this life-threatening moment, he really doesn't care.

"If I want to forgive you, it's not impossible to help you conceal the truth." The portrait of Ulrich Gump pondered, "As long as you put a TV in this office for me to watch. I got it from the Ministry of Magic. The clerk said that the TV is a pretty good thing, it's like the magic pictures in the Daily Prophet, the picture is moving!"

"No problem, the TV will be delivered later, it's so easy, I can even bring some extra video tapes."

The Muggle Prime Minister changed the subject, "But Mr. Urik Gump, as my liaison with that 'Ministry of Magic', shouldn't you also explain to me why the 'wizards' are so commotion lately? Where? To be honest, this has caused quite a bit of trouble in my life and in the lives of other humans."

The portrait of Urik Gamp did not speak, but looked up and down at the Muggle Prime Minister with a strange look.

This made the Muggle Prime Minister feel a little nervous.

I was already thinking about taking back what I said just now.

But at this moment, another somewhat old voice sounded from behind him.

"Because of the war."

"who!?"

The Muggle Prime Minister turned his head in horror, and at the same time his fingers had already pressed a hidden alarm button on the wall.

Unfortunately, the button was pressed, but the siren that was expected to resound throughout No. 10 Downing Street did not go off.

This embarrassed the Muggle Prime Minister.

He forced a smile towards the old man who came out of the shadows and said:

"Sorry, I'm a little rude, who are you?"

"Albus Dumbledore, Your Excellency the Prime Minister may call me, Professor Dumbledore."

"Oh! So it's Professor Dumbledore! It's a pleasure to meet you..." The Muggle Prime Minister's voice suddenly froze, he stared at the old man in front of him with wide eyes, and then murmured after a while, "You are Dumbledore Lido? That prestigious white wizard?"

"So the Prime Minister also knows me? This really surprised me." Dumbledore scratched his head with a smile.

At the same time, beads of sweat appeared on the Muggle Prime Minister's forehead.

He can know Dumbledore, thanks to the previous Prime Minister of the country.

The other party told him many things about the wizarding world when he took over, and the people who mentioned the most times were Voldemort and Dumbledore.

According to him, each of these two people has the power comparable to a nuclear bomb, and they are also the kind of self-propelled nuclear warheads with wisdom and super maneuverability. They are the most powerful wizards!

If this kind of superpower wanted to kill him, it would take no more effort than crushing an ant.

"Don't be nervous, Your Excellency."

Dumbledore seemed to have seen through the Muggle Prime Minister's mind, and said softly, "I didn't mean any malice this time, I just wanted to explain something."

"You mean... war?"

"That's right, to be more precise, it is the war between the Ministry of Magic of the Kingdom of China and the French magic world. This is a war of revenge, so the Ministry of Magic of the Kingdom of China is currently a little empty in the mainland, and there are some disturbances in the society. It is also inevitable.”

"So...so that's the case, you guys are fighting again, of course it's understandable, haha...haha..."

The Muggle Prime Minister began to laugh awkwardly as he spoke.

Now he can only use this method to cover up his gaffe.

He is no stranger to wars between wizards.

The storm that Voldemort caused more than ten years ago affected not only the wizarding world.

In that war, the Muggle world suffered far more damage than the magical world of China.

Now, the war has begun again.

And this time it is a war between the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Magic. God knows what this larger-scale war will look like! ?

After relaxing there for a long time, the Muggle Prime Minister said again:

"Okay, I understand the situation. How long is the ongoing war in your department estimated to last? After all, you know that if those wizards are allowed to make trouble in society, our administrative department and propaganda department will It's a headache."

"You don't have to worry about this at all, because the war is over. Well, thanks to the excellent command of Commissioner Link Foley, the Chinese Ministry of Magic has won."

As soon as Dumbledore said this, the Muggle Prime Minister was stunned for a moment.

Because through the monitoring of the society, he can actually guess the real time when the Ministry of Magic of the Kingdom of China will send troops.

That happened to be the time when he cooperated with the blockade of the French border.

And if it is calculated from that point in time, it means that it only took about a day for the Ministry of Magic of the country to send troops to defeat the French magic world?

This is too outrageous, right?

But after regaining his senses, the corners of the Muggle Prime Minister's mouth raised uncontrollably.

Although this is a bit unreasonable, he is already very satisfied to hear news of France's suffering, and such bizarre news.

This is his habit engraved in his DNA as a Chinese!

Taking a deep breath, the Muggle Prime Minister said cheerfully:

"This is awesome! I thought, this must be the surrender of the French side? After all, they are very good at this kind of thing. Even their flag is designed to do this kind of thing. "

While speaking, the Muggle Prime Minister made a cutting motion.

This scene made Dumbledore and Urick Gamp in the portrait laugh in an instant

Just after laughing, Urik Gump said loudly:

"You're wrong! The French magic world is being defeated by our country's Ministry of Magic! Because we have Commissioner Link Foley!"