The Rise of the European Emperor

The bald-headed Aben on the side is confused - what's going on? Although these two goods are a bit unruly, you can't be so excited about the death of the boss...

After Marin's excitement passed, he immediately instructed the bald Aben:

"Aben, take the boat back to Grenada immediately!"

"Ah? I just came back, the ship hasn't been overhauled yet..."

"It's okay, I'll send another boat for you to use."

"And after Grenada?"

"Well...you take two coffins...no, 20 coffins...to Grenada!"

"Twenty coffins?" The bald Aben didn't understand.

"Actually, only four are useful. Two are for the two militiamen who died in the battle before, and the two are for the two who got syphilis..."

"No no no..." The bald-headed Aben stepped back in fright:

"My lord, my ship can't carry syphilis patients. Otherwise, what if the crew gets syphilis?"

"I don't want you to really restrain the corpses of the two bastards. As long as you act like you, the two coffins can be filled with lime all around, and the coffins are also filled with lime for disinfection. Besides, no one dares to approach. The coffin of a syphilis patient, it's too late to hide..."

"Oh - so that's the case..." After hearing this, the bald-headed Aben was relieved.

"Then, when you come back, don't take the route between the North American Twin Islands and Cape Breton Island, and deliberately take a trip from Spain..."

"To Spain? What are you doing?"

"You're going to deliberately land at a port in Spain once, and then, hype it up -- say there's a massive syphilis outbreak in Grenada, 20 people have died, and the death toll is increasing every day..."

Obviously, Marin is planning to scare the Spaniards. The Spaniards don't care much about the Americas anymore. At this time, there is another rumor of a syphilis outbreak in the Caribbean, still not frightening the Spaniards? When Spain and Portugal approach the Pope to sign a new covenant, who still likes syphilis-hit areas...

However, the bald-headed Aben is a bit honest and may not be able to lie. So, Marin set up a personal tutoring "Celebrity Performance \\ Costume Ratio Crash Course", and conducted intensive training for the bald Aben...

"Come on, look at me, Aben, your eyes should be full of panic, don't be so dull!"

"Yeah, that's it! Stagger a few steps when walking. You know, body language is also very important!"

"What's the matter, you can't even memorize a single line, you are brainless!"

...

In this way, Aben has gone through a whole week of brutal training, and finally he has trained a little... Although he has not reached the point of winning an Oscar, it is no problem to win a country art festival...

Here's a rehearsal for bald Aben:

In a port in Spain, after landing, Aben first entered a tavern with a sad face to get drunk...

After drinking for a while, if someone curious comes to chat with him, Aben will look around first and say in the mysterious tone of an Amway salesman:

"Brother, have you heard of Amway... Abu... syphilis?"

Syphilis is so famous, the other party must have heard of it. Then, Aben will tell the other party mysteriously - there is another outbreak of syphilis in the Wild Islands!

While the other party is shocked, Aben will "quietly" tell the other party a big secret - there are 20 coffins on his ship, and all of them were killed by syphilis on the island of Grenada. The number of people dying from syphilis is still increasing dramatically...

At this time, the other party will definitely feel very scared because of the famous and fierce name of syphilis. At this point, it was time for a Spanish-speaking sailor arranged by Marin to appear...

This dragon set will remind the curious person - this is a big deal,

Are we... going to the police?

Then, it got bigger. Hearing that 20 coffins containing the bodies of syphilis patients were on the boat, local officials would definitely send troops to drive Aben's boat away.

However, by this time, Aben's performance can also be over, as long as he needs to get out of the boat according to the official requirements of Spain. Once the official is alerted, this matter cannot be concealed from the Spanish kings. It's sure to have a huge impact on them when Spain asks for a re-signature...

Marin even planned to send people to spread rumors and devalue the continent of America, from the "wild continent" to the "syphilis continent" - a continent full of syphilis, I ask you if you are afraid?

After watching Aben and his crew set off on their new ship, Marin was on the Emden pier, worried. If he was an ordinary monarch, he would definitely be able to frighten the opponent.

But who are the two kings of Spain? Two old foxes! If it is an old fox, as long as it looks like it, it will be fine. But the two old foxes got together to discuss - there is a high possibility that they will be ganged up...

...

However, what Marin didn't expect was that at this moment, a sudden situation appeared...

Since the discovery of syphilis and the abandonment of Columbus by the twin kings of Spain, Spain has remained in the Caribbean with only a colony of Hispaniola.

Previously, the only Spanish settlement on Hispaniola was the Christmas Fortress of Cap-Haïtien to the northwest. However, later, after verification, the Spaniards found that the location of Cape Haitian was too remote. So, in 1502, the colonists moved the colony point from Cape Haitian to Saint Domingo on the southeast coast.

In fact, in the original history, the Spaniards only added a colonial point in Santo Domingo, and did not give up the Christmas fortress of Cape Haitian.

It's just that history has changed dramatically because of Marin's spoiler. The Spaniards no longer cared much about the Americas because they had obtained the nautical charts of true India and made huge profits as a result. If Isabella I hadn't planned to get a sugar cane plantation center in the Americas for the production of cane sugar, Spain might have completely abandoned the Americas.

Therefore, in 1502, the Spaniards directly abolished the Christmas fort in Cape Haiti and moved the colonial point to Santo Domingo on the southeastern coast of Haiti instead. Because, the area around Santo Domingo is where the large plains on the island of Haiti are located. The conditions for growing sugar cane here are excellent and, moreover, closer to Spain than Cap-Haïtien…

Spanish colonists, of course, are not good things. Even Columbus burned, killed and looted on the Caribbean islands.

However, since Marin revealed the source of syphilis to the emperor and the emperor to the Pope, the Spanish kings sternly ordered that they should not have sex with local women in Haiti, so as not to contract syphilis...

The soldiers also carried out this plan very well, but after relocating to Santo Domingo, a certain satyr soldier had a whim-since we can't have sex with local women, then we should not have sex with local girls if we have sex with local girls. Syphilis?

His brain hole has been unanimously approved by the Spanish colonists who have been holding back for a long time. As a result, more than a dozen local girls aged eight or nine were kidnapped into Santo Domingo by the beastly Spanish colonists...

However, this group of Spanish colonists did not know that there is a medical term called "hereditary"...

These eight or nine-year-old, **** little girls, of course, have never had anything with people. However, this does not affect the syphilis virus that they inherit from their parents... Just like in later generations, there are some very poor children, because their parents have AIDS, they are also born with AIDS...

Among the dozen or so little girls, there happened to be one little girl, and that was the case...

This group of Spaniards is not taboo on meat and vegetables. After this little girl has been destroyed, she will destroy another one. In this way, more than 200 of the 500 Spanish colonists in Santo Domingo were infected with syphilis...

Moreover, this time point is very close to the time when Marin calculated Spain...

If Marin knew about this situation, he would definitely laugh up to the sky and shout "God help me too"... There was an outbreak of syphilis in Santo Domingo, and there was also an "outbreak" of syphilis on the island of Grenada. ...