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Rong Yuheng didn't even go downstairs for dinner during dinner.

Fortunately, Rong Congyan and Rong Tianshen were not at home, and no one called him. Wen Zezhen went to the kitchen to bring the two of them back to the bedroom. As soon as the door closed, Rong Yuheng greeted a bitter look in his eyes.

"It's all swollen here." Rong Yuheng was like a torn flower. He touched his somewhat swollen lips heartily, and took a breath, "hiss..."

Wen Zezhen's eyes became deep again, "Don't touch it, or I always think you are teasing me."

Rong Yuheng immediately shut up and closed his hands, taking the dinner plate and placing it on the bedside table. He glanced around and said, "I don't have any appetite."

Wen Zezheng took up a stool and sat down, opening his eyes and talking nonsense, "Normally, sweets are disgusting."

Rong Yuheng remembered the lollipop that Wen Zecong had just stuffed his mouth, and suddenly the whole person was not good again. And he said not to eat anymore, Wen Zezong was still over there with coquettish words and deceitful gestures.

"You have some soup first," Wen Zezheng held the bowl to him, "press the smell in his throat."

"..." Rong Yuheng glanced at Wen Zezheng, "The owner is so sweet."

Wen Zezhen still didn't hear the irony, and corrected him sweetly, "I'm not the owner now, it's my husband."

Rong Yuheng pouted, "My husband."

Wen Zetong, "Really?"

"..." Rong Yuheng struggled for a few seconds between Kouhe and self-protection, and then chose the latter, "It must not be."

Wen Zizhang petted his dog's head indulgently, "Good food, eat."

…

The wedding is set, the marriage certificate is also received, and the next step is to take the wedding photos.

Rong Yuheng has not forgotten those three paparazzi, he also turned out Wen Zezong's "extreme creativity" on Weibo and reminded the latter, "You said you should look for them when you take a wedding photo. You can't break your promise."

Wen Zezhen glanced at the trumpet that once made troubles. Since netizens learned that they were married, every day someone checked in with this comment.

"On the Nth day of getting the certificate when you choose the city, have you taken the wedding photo?"

"You better do what you say~/doge"

"Hahahaha Archaeology is so happy @温择琤的小号 So when do you plan to take wedding photos?"

These most popular comments were all left a few days ago. Wen Zezhen is still in a good mood at the moment. He decides to turn over the cards and give back to the CP fans who are waiting to be fed.

He turned his head and banged two mouthfuls on Rong Yuheng's head, "Shall we take our wedding photos these few days?"

Rong Yuheng's hair stood up due to Wen Zexong's pounding. He rubbed his hair and checked the weather forecast on his mobile phone. "Yes, the weather is pretty good these days."

Wen Zezhen picked up the phone and replied with a trumpet:

"@丁MR@草莓八哥@宋小田 Are the three teachers free? Make an appointment to take wedding photos these days."

Less than five minutes after Wen Zetong finished his comment, the following Weibo was completely exploded——

After hearing the news, all passers-by CP fans rushed to the bottom of this comment, yelling and leaving a message:

"Wow, wow!!! Are you really going to take a wedding photo!"

"Oh my god! When I saw Brother Zhu's trumpet comment, there was a dreamlike fantasy, but I didn't expect it to come true today [groundhog screaming]"

"Knocked to knocked to knocked to knocked to...too sweet, too sweet, too sweet!!"

"Photography teacher, Brother Hung cue you guys—"

It didn't take long for the photographer to move after hearing the wind, and his brain popped up:

"You must be free to take a wedding photo for Choi Yui! [Jebyebi~]"

Netizen: "Oh oh oh oh! Dreams come into reality!"

Rong Yuheng and the three paparazzi were originally friends. After interacting on Weibo, they immediately got in touch in private.

The date and the photographer have been set, but the location of the photo has become a problem-once the city is chosen, it is too popular. You have to find a place where there are no outsiders to take the photo, and you have to have a good-looking shot.

In the living room of the Rong family, Rong Yuheng, Rong Congyan, and Wen Zezong sat on the sofa and started a temporary discussion meeting.

Rong Congyan unceremoniously sacrificed his friend You Tianyu, like losing a poke ball, "You Tianyu has a private island, you can go to him to shoot."

Rong Yuheng rejoiced, "There are such good things in the world!"

Wen Zezhen was a little reluctant, "You Tianyu? He is my number one rival in love."

Wen Zizhang even made up for the Gou Xue theater, "Moreover, the private island is too unsafe. People outside can't get in, people inside can't get out, so they can easily be imprisoned..."

Rong Yuheng covered his mouth in horror, "What are you talking about?"

Wen Zezhen shook off his little hand and put it into his arms, "Xun Guang's latest series of fanatics, "The Survival of the Geeky Hamster"."

Rong Yuheng was silent. This has deviated from the category of "Choose a City" and the humanities, right? There is a strange sense of sight in "Robinson Crusoe".

"Xunguang's sword is probably rusty." Rong Yuheng sighed.

"I think it's more agile." Wen Zezhen rarely did not agree with Rong Yuheng's words.

"..."

The two were clamoring, Rong Congyan on the side suddenly came over, hesitated for a moment, or pulled the bottom and asked, "Where do you want to read her text? Baidu?"

Rong Yuheng's expression is complicated, "Baidu basically all pirated articles. Although the peers do not charge, they are still pirated articles. If you dare to read Xunguang's pirated articles, she can blow up your complaint letter."

Rong Congyan was frightened, and immediately followed the instructions to sign up and follow the app.

Wen Zecong watched the whole process. He saw that Rong Congyan had written his nickname as "Rong Congyan" very honestly, and his avatar had been replaced with a photo, and he thought of his WeChat long ago inexplicably.

At that time, he was still a straight steel man with no interest. Looking back, Wen Zezhen felt ashamed to add such an old-fashioned WeChat account to add the world's most interesting Rong Yuheng.

And now, Rong Congyan is repeating his mistakes.

Wen Zexong felt ecstatic from the bottom of his heart: hee hee.

Rong Yuheng also glanced at it, "Brother, why are you a real photo of your real name?"

Rong Congyan looked up, "Otherwise?"

Wen Zezheng stabs Rong Yuheng secretly, the latter's brainwaves in an instant, he raised his head and glanced at Wen Zezhen: You are bad.

Wen Zezhen smiled harmlessly to humans and animals: Sometimes people always need to learn to grow by themselves.

…

Knowing that Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen would borrow his island to take wedding photos, You Tianyu showed half generosity and half stinginess.

He arrogantly said, "It's okay to take a picture of Xiaoheng, Wen Zezhen will charge a fee."

Rong Yuheng reminded him, "I and Wen Zezhen are married, and they are now the common property of my husband and wife."

You Tianyu missed the opportunity to hit Wen Zezong, and suddenly felt heartache and couldn't apply it. He was dying to struggle,

"Then you take the photo alone and don't let Wen Zizong go to the island. If he wants to take a photo with you, he can post himself up later."

Rong Yuheng found a group photo of other people's p-pictures from the Internet. Due to the light and tone problems, the people in the group photo seemed to come from different worlds.

"Did you see it, the effect of p going up is like this." Rong Yuheng said, "I don't want my wedding photos to look like they are going to be married."

You Tianyu, "..."

You Tianyu, who hadn't destroyed his humanity, finally lit his noble head.

The weather on the island is pleasant and the scenery is beautiful. The three paparazzi photographers took the team and two newcomers to the island together, as if opening the door to a new world——

This is the world of the rich!

Since there is no interference from outsiders, the daily shooting goes very smoothly. In addition, Rong Yuheng and Wen Zexong are both from the entertainment industry. Needless to say, the appearance conditions, the ability to find a lens is also first-class.

They spent four or five days filming on the island and playing while filming. They estimated that they were almost done before they planned to return to work.

As he approached the return journey, Rong Yuheng keenly discovered that Wen Zezong seemed to be breaking down.

They stayed in a resort hotel set by Youtianyu by the sea. It was said to be a hotel, but it was actually only one floor, tiled on the coastline, with wooden bridges, pools, and glass walls, which was very Hawaiian.

Even the bathroom of the room is made semi-open, half of the ground under the feet is still transparent glass, and underneath is a pool with colorful ornamental fish.

Wen Zezheng was sitting on a small stool by the bathroom door staring at the aquarium fish in a daze. Rong Yuheng was collecting his clothes. They had basically taken their photos and were about to leave the day after tomorrow.

"After we go back, we will stay with your dad for a few days to see our children. And last time you said that the restaurant near your house is delicious, I want to eat...huh? Wen Zezhen?" Halfway through Rong Yuheng, he realized that Wen Zezhen was still watching the fish, and immediately made an unhappy voice, "You are not listening to me!"

After three seconds, Wen Zezhen turned his head slowly, "What?"

Rong Yuheng threw down his clothes and flew over, like a hamster cake, "You really didn't listen to me! You haven't gotten married yet, you don't have me in your heart!"

Wen Zexang hugged the person quickly to avoid him shaking both of them to the ground too much, "We are already married."

Rong Yuheng froze for a while, and then he was even more distressed, "You turned your face and didn't recognize people as soon as you got married!"

"No, no..." Wen Zezhen tried his best to express his passionate love with his strength, "I was just thinking about something and lost my mind."

"Which fairy are you thinking about?"

"It must only be you."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe it, "Do you want to block me?"

Wen Zezhen knew that he was wrong, got up and walked to the other side of the bed, "It's true, I'm thinking about the wedding, and I'm so fascinated."

Rong Yuheng was lifted into the air, keenly aware of the wrong path, he flopped twice and tried to land.

"Isn't the wedding handed over to the wedding company? What can you do?"

"I'm thinking about how to create a little surprise for you." Wen Zezhen held down the restless him, took advantage of the situation and pushed him down, peeling his shell and mouthing, "After all, my husband loves you most."

There is no logical connection between these words and actions!

Rong Yuheng was gnawed and screamed, "It's useless to be numb, you... um, wait a minute, this balcony door is not closed!"

Wen Zezhen said sticky, "It's okay, the balcony faces the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming, and no one will come."

grass! Rong Yuheng was caught off guard, and his tears almost overflowed. Wen Zezheng was definitely lying again!

How can you stare at the ornamental fish and think of going to the bed at the end of the wedding?

There is one week before the wedding ceremony.

Rong Yuheng is a very Buddha and very lazy hamster. With the wedding company taking care of all the work, he sits and waits for the wedding with confidence.

Wen Zezhen is the opposite. As a competent owner who has broken his heart for hamsters, he is almost like a supervisor of a wedding company, and his daily contact with the wedding company far exceeds the time spent with Rong Yuheng.

Rong Yuheng felt that this was outrageous.

He was lying on the bed now, dangling his two white straight calves, nibbling on the snack cake, "Owner, didn't the wedding company give you any suggestions?"

For example, there is a kind of love called letting go.

"I said it was my husband." Wen Zezhen can now issue this command shamelessly, "They didn't give me any suggestions, only full of blessings."

"What blessing?"

"I wish we grow old together, never separate, and be with us for a long time..."

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, then interrupted him, "Do you know why this is?"

Wen Zezong probed, "Because we are a good match?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "Because they are afraid of your second marriage." A daunting repeat customer was added.

"..."

Even with Rong Yuheng's reminder, Wen Zezhen still did not change his behavior of pressing people.

The wedding of the two came just as promised under his talk.

The official wedding is scheduled for May 22. Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng will go to the field for rehearsal two days in advance.

The venue has been set up, and the emcee is familiar with the lines on stage. The staff of the wedding team led Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng to the dressing room.

The wedding dresses were all customized in advance, and a few more sets were ordered to prevent accidents. The two entered the dressing room, and the others retired.

Wen Zezong's suit is dark gray with some dark patterns, and Rong Yuheng is light gray, with silver threads on the fabric. The suit uses a complete three-piece suit, single-breasted, slit and waist, which perfectly outlines their figure.

Wen Zezheng finished changing his cuffs and looked at Rong Yuheng.

Rong Yuheng wears clothes slowly, and now he only puts on the vest over his shirt. The thin waist is wrapped in a beautiful arc by the curve of the waistcoat, and the straight buttocks are wrapped under the suit pants, and the outline can be faintly revealed after a layer of fabric...

It is very textured and very tempting.

Wen Zezhen couldn't look away when he moved his throat.

His eyes burned scorchingly, clinging to Rong Yuheng's back and spreading all the way.

Rong Yuheng slowly changed his clothes, and was putting on his coat, when he heard the staff knock on the door gently.

"Are the two newcomers changed? We are ready for rehearsal."

Rong Yuheng quickly responded, "I'll be fine soon!"

The movement outside the door gradually moved away, Rong Yuheng stretched his clothes and turned his head to greet Wen Zezhen who was sitting aside, "Owner, why are you sitting so steady? Go to the rehearsal."

However, Wen Zezhen seemed to be stuck on a bench, motionless, his face flushed slightly.

Rong Yuheng frowned, Wen Zezhen wanted to regret the marriage?

"Didn't you always look forward to it, why didn't you become active when you came to the end?"

Wen Zezhen glanced at him, and placed both hands on his thighs a little cramped, sitting upright, "I didn't have to be inactive, I just... accidentally tilted too high and it was inconvenient to move. "

"What is too high?"

Wen Zeyan pursed his mouth and said nothing, and his two sturdy long legs were slightly brought together.

Rong Yuheng was stunned, his eyes slid along Wen Zezong's legs to his tightly fitting suit pants...

Damn it! He exploded his hair in a second--

Actually this "Alice is too high"! ?

The author has something to say: Wen Zezheng: A little bit higher, so will I.

Rong Yuheng: ...how can it be so.