The Monkey King

The bright sunshine shines in through the window lattice.

In the simple room, the monkey was wearing the dragon skin armor and was leaning on the couch crookedly. He was holding the "Lian Shou" in his hand and half-squinting at it. From time to time, he stuck out his tongue and dipped his brush into saliva to write on it. A sentence or two above.

Time in heaven and earth are not equal. Often the monkey would only write a simple sentence, but the other side would write a large piece of text. Moreover, the words were as big as ants, and a mortal would not be able to read them.

After a while, the monkey raised his eyes slightly to look at Yueshuang, who was standing respectfully in front of him, and said: "Does he insist on seeing me? Your Majesty rewarded him with the Pegasus, and asked him to pick it out with the imperial edict. After he picked it up, he took it away. , what did you see me doing?"

Yueshuang whispered: "Replying to my lord, the Giant Spirit God said... that according to the rules of heaven, you must greet him personally when he comes to the Royal Horse Prison. There has already been a commotion in the front hall... If you are late, I'm afraid Yunshuang and Li Ping can't stop it."

After thinking for a while, Yueshuang cautiously added: "The Giant Spirit God is an imperial general and should not be offended."

"Is his grade different from mine?" Monkey asked.

Yueshuang didn't answer.

Well, this statement is obviously self-deprecating. Bi Ma is tame, this monkey already knew it. But doesn’t everyone in heaven know that he is a special person, the demon king in the mortal world? How can this be explained clearly by a mere rank?

Right now, the Giant Spirit God is so aggressive that he is obviously looking for trouble. How to deal with it?

"Just tell him I'm sick."

"this……"

The monkey pursed his lips and simply said: "If it doesn't work, just ask him if his skin is itchy."

Yueshuang pursed her lips and lowered her head, quietly glancing at the wind chime sitting beside her.

Feng Chime's mouth has already been pouted. Dai Mei frowned tightly. Stare at the monkey.

The monkey spread his hands. Said: "You heard it, I didn't go out to find trouble, it was trouble that came to me."

With that said, the monkey put away the "Lian Shou" in his hand, stretched out slowly and said, "Let's go, take me to see him."

"Wait!" Feng Chime shouted out quickly. It wasn't until the other two people in the room looked at her that she whispered: "How about...let me ask 'Old Sir'?"

The shouts of the giant spirit god came from the distance outside the house. The monkeys became a little impatient after hearing this. He yawned lazily and said, "Okay, hurry up."

…

On the thirty-fifth level of the sky, in Miluo Palace, a boy quickly walked into the palace and knelt before the white-haired old man who was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed.

"Master Qi, the Giant Spirit God asked for the imperial decree early in the morning and asked for a Pegasus. Now he has taken the imperial decree to the Royal Horse Prison and is making a noise."

The corners of the white-haired old man's mouth raised slightly. Show a smile.

The boy raised his head slightly, glanced at the white-haired old man, and bowed: "Disciple, I need to do something. Please tell me clearly, master."

Opening his eyes, the white-haired old man took a sip of the tea beside him and said with a smile: "It seems that someone can't hold himself back and is ready to throw stones to ask for directions. Go down. Pay attention to the movements of Tushita Palace and Lingxiao Palace. Those two The Xian'e who entered Tushita Palace, and the Xian'e named Feng Ling, went to check it out carefully. If there is any news, report it immediately."

"Disciple, obey."

After another deep bow, the boy bowed and exited the hall.

…

The Royal Horse Supervisor, Feng Chime, said: "The old gentleman said, no injuries are allowed."

"No injuries?" Monkey touched his chin and said, "It's easy to say, if you don't kill me, how can you beat me if you don't hurt me?"

"Can't we not fight?"

"They've all come to look for trouble, why don't you argue with him?"

Yueshuang was frightened when she heard this conversation.

If he hadn't been there, who would have imagined that Bi Mawen was discussing with Xian'e, who had just ascended to heaven, whether to injure or kill an imperial general?

Putting Yu Jian to his lips, Feng Chih whispered again: "The old gentleman said, try not to do anything. Now the Tianhe Navy is having a headache over Huaguo Mountain, and they really want to catch you by the foot and drive you down to the realm so that the war can start again." The Giant Spirit God and Marshal Tianpeng are old friends. The old gentleman will let you figure it out yourself."

Damn it, are they working together to lure me into a trap?

"Okay, I understand." Standing up slowly and loosening his muscles, the monkey sighed: "Tell him that I will be careful. Yueshuang, take me to see him."

"promise."

…

"Let Bi Mawen come out to see me! Immediately! Do you hear me?"

The teapot was kicked over, spilling tea all over the floor.

"I was ordered to come here to select Tianma, but Bi Mawen, how dare you close the door? How dare a low-level official put on such airs with me? Do you want me to demolish the Royal Horse Supervisor? Get out of here, all of them I get out of here!"

Yunshuang shrank aside in fear.

In the small hall, an extremely burly giant spirit god wearing blue armor and a beard like a fan was glaring with a pair of bull's eyes and furious.

Teapots, teacups, and even the charcoal stove used to boil water were kicked over, and red coals rolled all over the floor.

“God will turn away his wrath, God will turn away his wrath.”

Li Ping was so shocked that he knelt down and kowtowed violently, with tears and runny nose streaming down his face.

At this age, this little fairy slave has probably never seen such a big official angry before, how can he not be afraid?

Seeing his panicked look, the Giant Spirit God snorted coldly, raised his leg and prepared to kick him.

At this moment, a voice came from afar.

"Kick! Kick hard! If you don't kick, you're a coward!"

The raised leg immediately paused.

Looking back, the Giant Spirit God saw the monkey walking far away from the door, followed by Wind Chime and Yueshuang.

His heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he unconsciously touched his armor with one hand.

During the siege of Huaguoshan that day, the Giant Spirit God also went to reinforce them, so he naturally remembered the scene of the monkey carrying 20,000 heavy horses with one man and one stick. To face such a monkey...

Today he specially wore his thickest armor, and he didn't know how much he could withstand the blows.

After swallowing dryly, Ju Ling straightened his expression and mustered up the courage to say, "Is Bi Mawen finally willing to let go?"

"If you don't come out, what will you do if you tear down my horse-riding supervisor?" the monkey said with a smile.

Li Ping quickly stepped aside timidly.

The Giant Spirit God gathered his strength and seemed to want to say something else, but saw the monkey step into the door, and the spiritual power spread out in all directions.

In just a moment, under the influence of spiritual power, the kicked over teapot, teacups, and even the brows scattered on the floor returned to their original positions, leaving the floor spotless.

The Giant Spirit God was secretly shocked and swallowed back all the words that came to his lips.

Looking at the dumbfounded look of the Giant Spirit God, all the people on the Royal Horse Prison and outside the door laughed secretly.

Passing by the Giant Spirit God as if nothing had happened, the monkey walked step by step to the main seat, patted the armor on his thigh, sat down cross-legged, and stretched out a hand towards the Giant Spirit God who was standing blankly.

"What, what?"

"Don't you need to show me the imperial edict?" Monkey said expressionlessly.

After saying this, the giant spirit god suddenly came to his senses, quickly took out the yellow silk, and handed it over carefully.

After receiving the imperial edict, the monkey spread it out, looked at it, turned to Yun Shuang, who followed him into the hall, and asked, "Have you chosen the horse?"

Yunshuang bowed slightly and said: "I haven't chosen yet. The general said... I have to wait until the master comes, and he will take him to choose."

"If you don't have a choice, you don't have to choose. Just give him a pony. By the way, didn't Li Ping say before that there was a sickly pony and he was worried that he wouldn't be able to feed it? That's the one, go get it for him. "

After saying this, everyone present was stunned.

The Giant Spirit God calmed down for a moment, with a look of ecstasy on his face that he could not hide.

The opportunity has come! Here's your chance to get angry and cause trouble! He shouted in his heart.

I saw him clenching his fists and pointing at the monkey and shouting: "Bold Bi Mawen, how dare you deal with His Majesty's imperial edict so hastily. You are clearly deceiving the emperor! I will demote you to the mortal world after I tell the emperor!"

“God will cease His wrath!”

After saying this sentence, everyone in the Royal Horse Prison fell to their knees on the ground, except the monkey, who was still sitting crookedly as before.

Looking at the people huddled on the floor, he stretched out his hand, shook out the imperial edict, and said coldly to the Giant Spirit God: "Which sentence in it says that you should choose a horse? In my opinion, the god will This is a preparation to falsely convey the imperial edict. Don’t worry, you don’t have to wait for the Emperor to be informed. I will chop you into pieces right now. I will chop you first and then report you!”

The giant spirit suddenly lost its arrogance and took a step back suddenly. The corners of its eyes couldn't help but twitch. (To be continued, please search, the novel will be better and updated faster!

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