The Monkey King

Not long after the monkey left the Lingxiao Palace, Taibai Jinxing also left before the dynasty was over.

He pointed out the Qing family to take the wind chime to Guanghan Palace, while Taibai himself took the monkey to the Royal Horse Prison.

At first the monkey disagreed.

According to Taibai, there are many types of etiquette that the newly promoted immortals in Heaven need to learn. Before going to the Royal Horse Prison, they should go to Guanghan Palace for a while to receive the teachings of the Chang'es in the Moon Palace.

But the monkey doesn't think so.

What does it matter whether the wind chimes understand etiquette or not? Anyway, she works in the Royal Horse Prison, and the Royal Horse Prison Monkey, Bi Mawen, is the biggest, so she is afraid that someone else will blame her?

So the wrangling began.

After arguing with each other for a long time, seeing that it was getting late, Taibai was too lazy to keep arguing with the monkey, so he took a step back and agreed to only let Feng Ling stay in Guanghan Palace for three to five days. It made sense. As for not going, it made absolutely no sense. .

The monkey finally agreed reluctantly.

When leaving, he repeatedly told Feng Ling that he must adhere to the principle of "do less, talk less, and would rather not do it than make mistakes" when visiting Guanghan Palace.

In his opinion, many of the thousands of dark laws in heaven are against human ethics. It doesn't matter at all, since I don't intend to stay here forever. But the key point is that it is different from the human world, which means that people who have just ascended to heaven are prone to making mistakes.

What if Feng Ling accidentally makes some mistake when she is alone, and she is not by her side, and is caught and punished?

Thinking about the situation where this little girl would have no way to go to heaven or earth if something happened, the monkey was really worried.

He rambled on for a long time, which moved the little wind chime to a complete mess, but made Taibai Jinxing who was hanging aside so impatient that he had to stop him.

At dusk, the monkey said goodbye to the wind chime and Taibai Venus and set off for the Royal Horse Prison in the eighth heaven.

Speaking of the Royal Horse Prison, Monkey originally expected the Royal Horse Prison to look like this:

first. They should belong to the Heavenly Army sequence and raise horses for the Heavenly Army cavalry. Because they are military horses, they naturally have to be taken care of by soldiers. In this way, although Bi Mawen is a civil servant. But his subordinates must have some military power, otherwise how would they work?

As for quantity. He had seen the heavy cavalry troops of the Tianhe Navy during the Battle of Huaguo Mountain, and his memory was still fresh in his mind. The Tianhe navy can find 20,000 troops and horses. Even if the heavenly imperial army is smaller, it should be at least 10,000, right?

In this way, there are tens of thousands of military horses, not to mention a hundred miles of pasture, and thousands of standing troops. Three or five barracks should be all that Bi Mawen has under his command.

Although it's not much, I'm still a little excited when I think about it.

It's a pity that the actual Royal Horse Supervisor is like this:

The Royal Horse Supervisor is directly affiliated with the Heavenly Court Center. It is a branch after branch, and it is an extremely small ceremonial institution.

This small department has only one function, which is to take good care of these carefully selected horses for various celebrations in heaven... To put it bluntly, they are only for celebrations, so why do you need so many horses? Just enough to set up the battle. As a result, the Royal Horse Supervisor was filled with hundreds of Pegasus horses.

Since it is euphemistically called the Royal Horse Supervisor. If there are fewer horses, there will naturally be fewer people. In total, there are three Xiannu and two Xian'e, plus his newly appointed Bima Wen and the Xian'e wind chime that will be assigned soon. That's seven if you make a full calculation.

When he really saw the Royal Horse Prison, the monkey couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.

A small inverted cone-shaped boulder is suspended, and the flattened land is less than ten acres at most. There were five small wooden bungalows built on it, several large sheds similar to stables, and a small playground next to it, which was also piled with straw.

"Where is this... pasture?" Monkey asked, pointing to the suspended boulder.

"What kind of pasture do you want? Of course someone will send fodder over."

"Even if the house is so small, don't all the horses in heaven have to run? This playground is not enough even for me!"

"Pegasus, just fly, no need to run." Taibai glanced at the monkey meaningfully. He took the first step and flew towards the wooden house.

It feels really bad to be ridiculed.

"Hey, forget it. At least this situation is a hundred times better than when we lived in a tent in Evil Dragon Pool. I'm just here for vacation. Why bother with all this?" Thinking about it, the monkey followed helplessly.

Everyone in the Royal Horse Prison knew that the new boss was coming to report today. Waiting outside the door early.

Although all the immortals don’t like to see this monkey boss, he is his boss after all, isn’t he? I still have to live under him. Moreover, I heard that this new boss was once a demon king in the mortal world and was a boss who was not easy to mess with, so naturally I didn't dare to neglect him.

As soon as they landed, everyone was a little scared when they saw the monkey head, but they still saluted both of them. Immediately afterwards, one of the three immortal slaves walked in front to lead the way, and the other two walked around the monkey diligently, asking for help and asking if he was so enthusiastic. As for the two beautiful fairies, they were waiting respectfully aside, smiling happily.

Speaking of looks like this, in heaven, men have all kinds of crooked melons and cracked jujubes. Some soldiers even deliberately did not erase the scars on their faces to show off their military exploits. As for women...you can't find anyone who isn't beautiful.

Even in a cold yamen like the Monkey Royal Horse Supervisor, although the two immortals are not as good as Yang Chan, they would still be the most powerful in the world.

Of course, there will be differences between beauties and beauties, but the gap is smaller than in the mortal world.

No matter what kind of good thing it is, if it is everywhere, it will become unconventional and overused.

To put it bluntly, in heaven, being beautiful is really not an advantage, it may even be a disadvantage. The reason for this is unclear.

Let’s talk about the monkey’s three-thirds of an acre.

There are only five bungalows in total. The larger room at the head is Monkey's office.

It is said to be an office space, but in fact it is just a wooden floor with a low table and a few futons.

The remaining four rooms are the monkey's residence, the residences of the three immortal slaves, and the residences of the two immortal goddesses. The last room was the miscellaneous room, where the saddles that Pegasus had taken off were all piled in there.

As for the decoration...

Except for the occasional clouds and mist drifting outside the window, I really didn't get the slightest feeling of heaven. Compared to that mortal world, the wood of the floor looked brand new at best.

This is not because the house is newly built, but because the Tianting Engineering Department is responsible for the construction of all buildings here. Every time materials are used, they are soaked in potion, which makes the wood look brand new.

There is nothing in terms of furnishings. It would not be an exaggeration to say that the family has only four walls.

Just such a place... it is actually a full-time government office in Heaven?

The monkey is really curious about how the original monkey managed to become brothers and sisters with all the immortals in such a place. According to the monkey's character described in the book, it would be nice not to go into a rage and kill people when seeing a place like this. Even a blind person knows that the official is young. Still need someone to tell you?

Could it be that something unrecorded happened in these three hundred years? He couldn't help but think.

Because the monkey didn’t bring much luggage. The task of setting up Taibaijinxing is now mostly completed. After walking around the house twice casually, he said to the monkey: "It's getting late. You must be tired after a busy day. Let's rest for now. Tomorrow, I will take you to the immortal realm. You still If you are not familiar with Heaven, be sure not to run around at night."

The monkey stretched his head and looked outside the house.

The time in heaven is different from that in the mortal world. The so-called day and night are simply the difference between light and dark.

Although there is sunlight on the upper level during the day. But I couldn't find where the sun was. There was no sunrise or sunset, only light and dark. At night, you can't see the stars in the sky.

"Since it's getting late, if Mr. Xing won't give up, why don't you feel aggrieved and let me hold a banquet for Mr. Xing tonight, and I'll express my gratitude to you, okay?"

Taibai Jinxing glanced casually at the sparsely decorated room. He waved his hand expressionlessly: "Bi Mawen doesn't need to be so polite. I have other important matters, so let's say goodbye."

This is all said and done. It’s hard to keep the monkey either.

After sending Taibai Jinxing away, the subordinates introduced themselves one by one.

The first is the big man who is half a head taller than the monkey: "Little Li Ping pays homage to your lord. Little Li Ping, a man from Nanzhan, has been in heaven for two years."

"Two years? That's more than seven hundred days...more than seven hundred years in the mortal world?"

"Exactly."

The monkey said "Oh" and consciously or unconsciously sensed the opponent's cultivation level.

Wait, what's going on? Concentrate? In this heaven, where all the heavenly soldiers must pay attention to the gods, there can still exist people in the state of concentration?

Monkey narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "Your cultivation is..."

Li Ping smiled awkwardly, scratched his head and said with a smile: "The little one is lucky enough to go to heaven because he raises horses well. Such cultivation..."

"Oh, I understand." The monkey nodded. He turned around and pointed at the two immortal slaves who were half a head shorter than the monkeys and said, "What about you? Wait, you look alike."

One of them quickly raised his hand and said: "Sir, you are laughing. The younger one's name is Liu Da. This is my brother Liu Er, we are twin brothers."

"Oh! Twin brothers? Brothers become immortals together. It's a beautiful thing." Putting one foot on the chair, the monkey picked up the fruit on the table and started to nibble it. While nibbling, he said: "What about you?"

The two fairies in orange also came to the monkey with broken steps.

"My servant Yunshuang has met Lord Bi Mawen."

"My slave Yueshuang has met Lord Bimawen."

"No courtesy." Monkey waved his hand. Seeing that the two of them looked similar, he hesitated and asked, "You... aren't you also twins?"

The two fairies covered their mouths and smiled, saying: "Reporting to your lord, we are sisters, but we are sisters with different surnames who are sworn in this heaven. We are not related by blood. Yueshuang is the elder sister, and Yunshuang is the younger sister."

"Oh?" Monkey sat on the chair, crossed his legs, pointed at everyone and said, "Come on, tell me what you usually do."

After chatting for a while, Monkey roughly figured out the situation of everyone in the Royal Horse Prison.

The three fairy slaves are responsible for feeding and training the horses, and are also responsible for cleaning and other chores here. In this Royal Horse Prison, his status is a little lower.

As for the two immortals, my sister Yunshuang is considered the accountant here. She keeps accounts and supervises the errands of the immortal slaves on weekdays. Sister Yueshuang is buying. Before the arrival of the monkey, Bi Mawen's position had always been Shuangyue's temporary replacement, and she had always been in charge of external affairs.

When he learned about this, Monkey suddenly thought: He had snatched someone else's position, would Yueshuang hold a grudge and try to do harm to him later?

If according to the thinking of the mortal world, if she didn't come, she would be working as a substitute, right?

Although Xian'e and Bima Wen were both minor errands in heaven, Bima Wen was still an immortal. Monkey knew that the Immortal Book was of special importance to these gods. A simple name means benefits, treatment, and even many opportunities, which is enough to make all the immortal slaves, immortals, and even the heavenly soldiers and generals flock to it.

After the two fairies walked away, the monkey asked carefully in a roundabout way, only to realize that it was not what he thought.

First of all, this immortal book is indeed important, but it does not mean that you will have an immortal book if you become Bi Mawen, but only if you have an immortal book, you can become Bi Mawen. This is also the fundamental reason why Yueshuang has been working as a substitute for a long time but has never been able to become a full-time employee.

In heaven, if you want to obtain immortal status, most of it depends on military merit, and the rest must be some special contributions. Normally, no matter which one it is, it is very difficult. A mere fairy staying in a place like Yumajian would not even have a chance to obtain immortal status.

As for those who have obtained immortal status...

Transferring Bi Mawen to a position with no oil, water or power is basically tantamount to demotion. You must know that many non-immortal positions in heaven have much greater authority than Bima Wen. This is why this position has been vacant for so long.

Of course, this position is indeed not important in nature. It is only because he is an official that he is related to Xianji.

This time, the Supreme Master said, let the monkey be the bute of the king. According to the rules of heaven, invisibly, he gave the fairy books that others were eager to give to the monkey, who had no interest in them at all.

After chatting like this for a while, Monkey probably had a rough understanding of the various aspects of the Royal Horse Prison, and gradually there were fewer questions. The three immortal slaves were still unfinished.

In Heaven, Immortal Slaves are at the lowest level, even slightly inferior to Heavenly Soldiers. This Royal Horse Prison has never appointed an official Bi Mawen since the day it was established. Now he has his immediate boss. Although the immortals do not like to see him and he is a monster, after all, these low-level immortal slaves have never suffered. Having sinned against monsters does not exclude monsters. It is rare for an adult to look approachable and have a good conversation. How can he be willing to leave?

Seeing that the three immortal slaves were all eloquent and rushing to speak, the conversation would probably last all night. In desperation, the monkey had to pretend to yawn long.

The three immortal slaves came to their senses after seeing this, saying that the monkeys were tired from running around all day, so they quickly resigned.

As soon as the door of the room was closed, the tired look on the monkey's face immediately disappeared, he blew out the oil lamp, and quietly opened the window a crack, turning into a puff of green smoke and floating out of the window, avoiding the royal family. The eyes and ears of everyone in the horse prison went straight to the seventh heaven.

There is one thing that he must figure out immediately! (To be continued)

ps: Big chapter...well, it’s hard to say anything if it’s not updated.

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I have to work overtime these two days to finish the manuscript of the physical book. I revised the physical version from beginning to end and made up for many of the original flaws. I hope to take advantage of this opportunity to show you a high-quality version of " "Big Monkey". Please remember to show your support when the time comes~

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