The Monkey King

In early spring, the coldness of winter has not completely receded, but the rainy season has arrived in Huaguoshan, making everything wet.

Under the setting sun, piles of wood piled up in the lumberyard on the edge of the mountain road in the northwest of Huaguo Mountain. Dozens of powerful monsters with full muscles who had been tired for a day were gathering together to enjoy the dinner that had just been delivered, wolfing down each one.

Most of them are monsters who have just joined Huaguo Mountain.

Nowadays, there are many new monsters. Except for a few cases, only the newly added monsters will engage in such purely physical work. With their cultivation, they can be assigned to do such heavy physical work. If they stay long enough, they should have no problem finding a job in the army.

Of course, the premise is that they pass the cultural class. This can be said to be the biggest difference between the new monsters and the old monsters.

If you want to find a monster among the newly added monsters that can pass the cultural class naturally, it is extremely difficult to find a monster that can read and write. I have to lament that it was indeed fate for Monkey to meet Lu Liuguai in the vast sea of ​​monsters.

The monsters in this world never lack strength, what they lack is brains. Because of this, Huaguoshan is much stricter on cultural classes than on spiritual practice.

During the meal, some monsters could be seen holding bowls and scratching the ground with chopsticks against the books. Because they all know that if they want to change to a better job, they must pass the most basic cultural classes.

Not to recite poems and write poems, but to be able to listen, listen, read and write.

Are there any monsters who are content with the status quo and think it would be nice to have a bowl of hot rice?

The answer is no.

Because logging is not the lowest job in Huaguo Mountain. On the contrary, it is a relatively good basic job that can be provided to newcomers. With a lot of effort, the food obtained was relatively sufficient, and it was all hot meals.

In such a position, if they fail to pass the cultural class for a long time, they are likely to be replaced by newcomers. As mentioned before, the monsters are not short of strength, and there are many monsters waiting to replace them.

By the time. After they retreated, they could only be sent to the underground city to dig tunnels.

It's not as comfortable as here. Not to mention the lack of sunlight, there's a danger of landslides at any time. Even the food was hard to swallow - it wasn't that Huaguo Mountain couldn't provide food. It’s not that Huaguoshan cannot provide a comfortable environment, but that there is a gap that will provide motivation.

The half-crouching elephant spirit was eating the large bowl of rice while using his trunk to flip through the booklet that was like a heavenly book in front of him. He would occasionally roll it up and put it on the table. The wooden stick on the side was scratching back and forth on the ground.

When a group of five monsters came here together, now he is the only one still cutting trees.

Needless to say, the white pigeon spirit, she knew some words and was sent directly to school. She got excellent grades and made rapid progress. She was soon assigned to the scout corps to serve as an orderly.

That kind of treatment... is enviable just thinking about it.

Several others followed him and fell wood for several months. They were also transferred to the army one after another. Since they have gone through enough training on the way here, they are much stronger than ordinary monsters, and they have also been entrusted with good positions in the army.

On the contrary, I, the boss, seem to have recognized less than two hundred words so far. Naturally, I can only continue to stay here.

Why……

It was all his fault that he was too ignorant at the time, thinking that if he was strong enough, he would be reused in Huaguo Mountain. Who would have known that the person in charge of work assignments in Huaguoshan and the person in charge of teaching in the school are actually the same person. The method used to deal with monsters like him who despise cultural classes is to resolutely attack.

Even though he finally asked the white pigeon spirit to find the black boss (Heizi) of their scout army to ask for people, it was useless.

The old-fashioned squirrel spirit just forced him, an elephant spirit in the God Refining Realm, to cut trees here without giving him any face, on the pretext of doing things according to the rules.

But fortunately, the squirrel spirit didn't throw himself into the underground city to dig a tunnel, which was considered a blessing in misfortune.

Why……

It would be great if you could put on a suit of armor and charge into battle.

Not to mention the squad leader's majestic equipment. Just an ordinary soldier. That's what you should do.

The elephant spirit raised his head and looked at the sunset, silently imagining how he would look like wearing that armor one day.

"Wait, how could it be Xiaobai that comes to mind?" Elephant Jing blinked twice, opened his eyes and took a closer look, and exclaimed: "No! It's really Xiaobai!"

I saw the white dove spirit flying in my direction from the west, looking back intermittently.

The white pigeon fell beside him in a panic. He told him and the monsters around him: "Quick, get out of the way."

The elephant spirit stood up immediately holding the big basin and chopsticks in his hands: "What's the matter?"

"Stop asking, in short, just listen to me!" After saying that, the white dove spirit flapped its wings and continued to fly towards the east.

Dozens of large and thick monsters quickly ducked behind piles of tree stumps. But they all stretched their heads to look.

Soon, another three or five demon soldiers from the Scout Legion were seen passing overhead.

"What are you doing?"

They looked at each other one by one, not knowing why.

After a long time, I saw a figure appearing at the end of the mountain road.

He has a face like a crown jewel, wears a gorgeous gold-rimmed white robe, has long flowing hair, shakes a folding fan that is unknown to the hands of a calligrapher in the world, strolls in the courtyard, facing the wind, Raise your sleeves and come in the sunset.

So cool!

At this moment, even the elephant spirit could clearly see a large number of demon soldiers hiding behind him, but the young man in white turned a blind eye as if he was on an outing.

"Don't he know that he has arrived at the monster's den?" The elephant spirit's brows could not help but frown slightly.

…

When he first set foot on this land, Ao Lie, whose cultivation had already reached the early stage of the Divine Transformation Realm, clearly felt that there were pairs of eyes around him quietly watching him behind the green leaves. Even with his footsteps, an encirclement circle had quietly formed. .

Looking at the floating fleet in the sky, he knew that this was a place where nerves were stretched to the extreme. If an outsider accidentally makes a mistake, his head may be lost at any time.

However, he is no ordinary outsider.

He walked leisurely towards the Demon City step by step, passing by the mine dug by the monster, passing by the lumberyard of Huaguo Mountain, until he reached a place about twenty miles away from the Demon City, when a group of demon soldiers blocked his way. The leader was the rat spirit Heizi, and the three great demons of the Divine Transformation realm, including Dajiao, were called to help.

"Who is coming? Please tell me your name quickly!" Heizi shouted at Ao Lie, holding up his long knife.

Ao Lie was slightly startled and looked left and right.

Right under his nose. A beetle demon that obviously did not belong to Huaguo Mountain quietly walked up to a sergeant who was surrounding him and asked: "Brother, I'm here to seek refuge with the Monkey King. I don't know where to go."

The sergeant turned his face and pointed behind him: "Go straight in this direction and you will see the resettlement place."

"Thank you, big brother. Thank you, big brother." The beetle demon cupped his hands, quickly bypassed the group of demon soldiers and ran towards the direction pointed by the sergeant.

Ao Lie's brows suddenly frowned: "Hey, why did you just stop me?"

"Because you don't look like you're here to seek refuge." Heizi said expressionlessly.

Ao Lie lowered his head and looked at himself, who was gorgeously dressed, and then looked at the ragged beetle demon with a haggard face running towards the settlement in the distance, and nodded silently: "That's true."

Heizi snorted coldly: "It's good to know! Why don't you tell me your name quickly? Also, what are you doing in Huaguo Mountain?"

"I'm looking for someone."

"Who are you looking for?"

"Here. Who are you looking for? There are several to look for." Ao Lie touched his chin and started thinking.

The uncle said that Sister Tingxin is also in Huaguo Mountain, so is he looking for Sister Tingxin? I'm afraid not. Sister Ting Xin's status here is a bit special. Wouldn't it be bad if these little goons didn't know about it?

How about looking for Sister Yang Chan?

Has Sister Yang Chan’s identity been disclosed here?

Um, the third sister didn’t elaborate on this issue. Forgot to ask.

Looking at Heizi's fierce look, Ao Lie suddenly felt very unhappy.

He said word by word: "I'm looking for the Monkey King, Sun Wukong!"

"Are you looking for my king?" After saying this, all the monsters immediately looked at each other.

Heizi calmed down, stared at Ao Lie and asked carefully: "You said you are looking for my king, then who are you?"

"Exactly." Ao Lie stretched out his hand to smooth his long hair, raised his head proudly and said, "You should ask. Who am I, the king of your family?"

This statement made all the monsters even more confused.

Heizi blinked, hesitated for a while, and asked, "Then, who are you, the king of my family?"

"You really dare to ask?" Ao Lie stared at Heizi with contempt and sighed: "Okay, since you have asked. If I don't answer, it will look like I am lying. Listen up!"

Shaking the folding fan in his hand, he loudly said: "I am the brother-in-law of your eldest brother-in-law!"

After saying that, the corners of his mouth turned up high.

After a moment of silence, the monsters surrounding him burst into laughter.

"What brother-in-law and brother-in-law? Are you playing tongue twisters?"

Suddenly. Ao Lie's face turned red. He rolled up his folding fan and pointed at Heizi and shouted, "Why are you laughing? If you don't believe me, go ask your king and tell him that Ao Lie is here. See if he sees it or not!"

Heizi looked at Ao Lie with a mocking look on his face and said, "If you have to ask my king about any trivial matter about sesame seeds and mung beans, wouldn't my king be too busy?"

A bat demon standing next to Heizi quietly grabbed Heizi and whispered in his ear: "It's better to ask. If something goes wrong... it won't end well."

Heizi was slightly startled when he said this. After thinking about it for a while, he finally took out the jade slip and put it to his lips.

…

Monkey, who was inspecting the newly produced firearms in the dungeon, paused slightly, stroking the large tube at hand with one hand, and took out the jade slip and put it to his lips.

"What's up?"

"Brother Monkey, um... I have something to ask you. Do you have a... brother-in-law?"

"Brother-in-law...brother-in-law?" Monkey frowned slightly and said playfully: "Heizi, what are you talking about?"

"Um, let's put it another way, Brother Monkey, do you have a wife?"

The monkey thought of the bird and casually replied: "Yes."

"Wait, Brother Monkey, do you have a wife? Why haven't I heard you mention it?" Heizi suddenly realized that he had asked a shocking secret, and he exclaimed.

"Are you asking this specifically? Do you want to die?" the monkey shouted sharply.

"No, no! Brother Monkey, I want to ask, does your wife have a brother? Or, does your wife's brother's daughter-in-law have a brother?"

The monkey was stunned for a moment.

Does Queer have a brother? I don’t think I’ve ever heard Que’er say that.

Her brother got a wife? This sounds more complicated.

Also, what's going on with Que'er's brother's wife's younger brother?

Thinking about it, the monkey's face darkened and he cursed: "You just got the jade slip and you thought it was fun, right? What nonsense is this? Next time you come here and ask something like this, I will confiscate your jade slip." !”

After saying that, he immediately put the jade slips away.

…

"How's it going? What did the king say?"

A large group of monsters stared at Heizi who silently put away the jade slip with wide eyes. They could only hear what Heizi said, but not the monkey's reply.

As for Ao Lie, who was standing opposite, he couldn't help but feel happy.

From the conversation just now, he could be sure that Heizi had just found out that the Monkey King had a wife.

Hey, it’s a good thing I didn’t say anything about Sister Yang Chan, otherwise I would have been really embarrassed.

It turns out that Sister Yang Chan is also hiding in Huaguo Mountain. Otherwise, how could these little monsters not know that the Monkey King is married?

Thinking about it, he couldn't help but admire his own wit and raised his head high, ready to accept Heizi's flattery.

At this moment, under the watchful eyes of all the monsters, Heizi pulled out the long sword that had just been put back into the scabbard with a loud sound, pointed at Ao Lie and roared: "Damn you bastard, you made me get killed by a monkey." Brother, are you scolding me? You are dead! Brothers, come on!"

"Wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, I am your king's brother-in-law... Ouch! Don't slap me in the face! Help!"

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