The Local Lazy Man System

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

"Wish you prosperity and wealth!"

"Wish you prosperity and wealth!"

Ye Rongyao was training the parrot "Yingying" in the yard to learn to speak. He didn't know whether Ye Rongyao's "advanced animal taming" was so powerful, or the parrot's language talent was too good. In just two days, the parrot said Speaking of it, it already looks like it.

Now I know simple words such as "Hello", "Gong Xi Fa Cai", "I'm hungry", "I have a guest", I believe that after a while, I will be able to communicate with people in a simple way.

"Xiao Ying, it's awesome, I'll reward you." Liu Qingqing took out the parrot's favorite sweet corn to feed it.

"thanks!"

"thanks!"

Seeing the sweet corn kernels in the hostess's hand, the parrot flapped its wings and shouted excitedly, and flew to Liu Qingqing's hand. Three or two mouthfuls ate all the corn kernels in Liu Qingqing's hand.

"It's really a foodie, go and play with Xiaobai and the others." Ye Rongyao said helplessly as he looked at the parrot that was resting on Liu Qingqing's arm after eating the corn kernels.

This parrot was spoiled by his wife, and every time he gave it a language class, as long as his wife came over, he would act like a spoiled child with his wife or stick to his wife's side.

It seems that skipping classes is not only the patent of human beings, but animals will also skip classes.

"Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai."

When the parrot heard that he could play with "Xiao Bai", he happily flew to "Xiao Bai" and started to play with it. As for "Wang Cai", after all, he was a local dog, and his spirituality was still a bit poor, although the parrot flew to Beside it, it also knows that this is an animal raised by the owner and will not hurt it, but it is not willing to play with the parrot.

The parrot "Yingying" didn't want to play with "Wangcai" after a few times with her hot face and cold buttocks, but she was very hot with the puppy "Xiaobai".

Ye Rongyao is fine at home. If Ye Rongyao went out, these two guys would go crazy, running around the yard, and Liu Qingqing petted and used them again. Every time Ye Rongyao came home, the yard would be messed up. of mess.

Fortunately, these two guys are still smart, they have been educated by Ye Rongyao several times, and they are very restrained. They dare not go crazy in the yard, but now they often run outside the yard to play.

Anyway, the entire south of the village is Ye Rongyao's family, and all Ye Rongrong is also lazy to take care of the two little guys. As long as they don't run far away, they can go crazy outside the yard.

"Husband, the last time I put the 'dog treasure' information on the Internet, there are really many people who want to buy it. I extracted the information of the people who gave the highest price. Do you see?" Liu Qingqing took it Said to Ye Rongyao with her Apple 6S mobile phone.

"How much are you paying?" Ye Rongrong asked.

"The highest, Mr. Wang, bid 550,000, and this Mr. Li, who offered 530,000, and then this Mr. Sun, who offered 430,000, and the rest are below 400,000, so I don't have any. It's extracted." Liu Qingqing said to Ye Rongyao, pointing to the screen of the mobile phone.

"Mr. Sun of the 430,000, don't bother. The other two, please get in touch. If you really want it, let's make an appointment to sit down and talk."

Ye Rongrong said. Since the "lazy system", Ye Rongrong felt that his heart's ability to withstand was much stronger. For a business of 40,000 to 500,000 yuan, he didn't even have a heartbeat.

"Well, I'll contact you again." Liu Qingqing replied.

"By the way, it's better to let them pick up the goods themselves."

Ye Rongrong said. It's not easy to live a lazy and lazy life again these few days, Ye Rongrong doesn't want to go out to deliver goods to others anymore.

"Understood, husband, you haven't made lunch yet, it's already eleven o'clock."

Liu Qingqing said blankly to her lazy husband. Her husband is either walking the dog and playing with the birds at home these few days, or sleeping late, which makes Liu Qingqing a little helpless. It seems that this inertia can't be changed in a while.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Ye Rongyao went home after drinking from the old village chief Ye Xianghai's house. Today, several guests from the city came to the old village chief's house. The old village chief just called and asked Ye Rongyao to drink at his house together. The kindness was difficult to accept, and Ye Rongyao also happily attended the banquet.

This is also a reflection of Ye Rongyao's popularity in the village in the past few months. If anyone had a banquet before, basically no one would think of inviting Ye Rongyao.

But since Ye Rongyao revealed his superb cooking skills and helped many people in and outside the village hold a few wedding banquets, Ye Rongrong is also considered a high-profile figure in Taoyuan Village. his.

October is the season for corn to ripen. Most of the fields in Taoyuan Village are planted with corn. Now corn stalks more than two meters high are standing in the fields. Walking past the village road, Ye Rongrong felt like he was submerged in the corn field. It was pitch black, and this timid person would not dare to take such a night road.

Ye Rongyao walked on the village road happily, this kind of scenery is rare in the city. Get rid of the heat in the daytime, and the cool wind in the early autumn evening, like the touch of a human being, making people's nervous and anxious mood gradually relax.

Ye Rongyao enjoys such a quiet environment, which is also related to Ye Rongyao's character. After all, Ye Rongyao is a lazy person. Generally, lazy people are naturally more housebound and don't like liveliness. This is why Ye Rongyao accompanies Ye Shuting to Rongyan City. Go home in two days.

One is that he misses his wife, and the other is that Ye Rongrong is not suitable for the noisy environment of the city.

As I walked along, I could occasionally see the light beam of the flashlight piercing the sky like a sharp sword. This was the villagers guarding corn in the field at night. Guarding the cornfields is not against people, but against wild boars descending the mountains.

At this time, the corn kernels are full, crystal-like pearls, high in sugar, and sweet and glutinous after cooking. It can also be stuffed under the stove together with the corn husks and grilled. After the husks are dry, blow off the ashes, revealing the loose yellow corn kernels inside, which is delicious and pleasant.

This is just a simple way to make it in the countryside. In the night market in the city, there is corn every time you go to barbecue places this season. The corn sold here will be brushed with oily sauce and placed on the iron rack of the barbecue. After roasting, it will be golden and shiny. , the unique corn scent can escape the whole street.

People know how to enjoy, animals are not bad, and the tender corn with high sugar content is the favorite of monkeys and wild boars. Not to mention the clever surnames of monkeys, and wild boars have better noses than human eyes, and they can smell the sugary smell of corn from a few miles away.

Taoyuan Village is located at the foot of Kuocang Mountain. Monkeys and wild boars on the mountain often run down from the mountain at night to harm the corn crops.

Wild boars are social animals, and they practice polygamy. In addition, they often don't steal one or two and leave quickly like monkeys, but they will arch over the field like a plough, and their long mouth is like a sickle, which can eat and damage an acre of land in one night. clean.

So the villagers had no choice but to guard the fields for a period of time at night, with charging lights or flashlights and steel rods.

The main thing is to be disturbed. Wild boars are not very courageous, and they are not strong in attacking their surnames. Under normal circumstances, as long as they are disturbed, they will leave quickly, so that the guards can relax and do not have to stay in the ground all night.

Of course, there are exceptions when wild boars go berserk when they get hurt. At this time, the wild boar was just like the daredevil, completely in a state of madness, attacking whatever it saw. It is said that a wild boar would even retreat three feet from a tiger.

Ye Rongyao was thinking about whether he would break some fresh corn from the backyard and cook it for supper after returning home.

"what……"

Suddenly, a harsh roar came, breaking the peaceful and natural night, which made Ye Yaoyao's heart tighten, something must have happened.

It was followed by a humming sound and intermittent pained **.

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