The Local Lazy Man System

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"The noodles are ready, egg noodles."

Ye Rongrong came over with two bowls of egg noodles and said to his sister-in-law and mother-in-law who were chatting.

As for why the egg noodles are made, it is mainly the custom of Ye Rongrong's side. When guests come to the house, they will make a bowl of egg noodles. The number of eggs in this egg noodles is required, that is, two fried eggs. In the eyes of Chinese people, everything likes good things come in pairs.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

After Ye Rongyao put the two bowls of egg noodles on the table, he found that his mother-in-law and sister-in-law were looking at him like monsters, Ye Rongrong asked suspiciously.

Don't you just make two bowls of egg noodles? Do you need to look at yourself with such eyes as if you don't know yourself?

"Brother-in-law, can you play the piano?"

Liu Xixi looked at Ye Rongrong curiously and asked. Liu Xixi now feels that her eldest brother-in-law is becoming more and more mysterious. He knows medicine, cooking, and martial arts and is so powerful. Now he knows that he can even play the piano, and what else he can't.

"Is it hard to play the piano?"

Ye Rongyao said with some pretense. Ye Rongrong's expression seemed to be very simple to play the piano.

If those who have worked hard to learn the piano for decades and are still pianists hear this, Ye Rongyao will definitely be strangled to death.

"Honor, listen to Qingqing, you are very good at playing the piano."

Ouyang Lizhu looked at her son-in-law and asked. Ouyang Lizhu really couldn't believe that her son-in-law, who was tall, five and three thick, could play the piano, and his level was even better than that of a piano master.

He is even more powerful than a piano master. What is his realm? He is a piano master. Now, there is no piano master in the entire piano industry.

How can his son-in-law be a piano master?

Ouyang Lizhu felt that her daughter might be exaggerating, or it might be a feeling of "Xishi in the eyes of a lover", which made her feel that Ye Rongrong was better at playing the piano than those piano masters.

"It's alright. It won't be worse than the ones on TV." Ye Honor said modestly.

right. In Ye Rongyao's opinion, compared with those who play the piano on TV, he is now humble.

"Brother-in-law, that's great. I'll be staying at your house this summer, and you'll teach me how to play the piano." Liu Xixi said happily.

It doesn't matter if your sister puts gold on her brother-in-law's face. Still this brother-in-law is bragging, Liu Xixi doesn't think it matters.

The important thing is that I can stay with my brother-in-law this summer.

"Teach you the piano?"

Ye Rongyao asked a little dejectedly. Ye Rongyao didn't like being a teacher. Although Ye Rongrong was named a visiting professor at the Southern Zhejiang Medical College, unless he went there on the first day. I have attended two extra classes, but now I don't go to class for students.

The reason is very simple, too lazy to go to the provincial capital.

"Yes. Big sister said that you will teach me the piano this summer." Liu Xixi said.

"All right."

Since his wife has promised his sister-in-law for himself. Of course Ye Rongrong would not refuse, otherwise, his mother-in-law and sister-in-law would feel that. My husband and wife came from different hearts.

"Glory, when can you play us a song?"

Ouyang Lizhu looked at Ye Rongrong and asked. Without hearing her son-in-law play the piano in person, Ouyang Lizhu still couldn't believe that her son-in-law, who was five and three, could play the piano so well.

"Tomorrow."

Ye Guangyao said indifferently. It's been a long time since I played the piano, and Ye Rongyao was a little itchy.

"Mom, Xixi, hurry up and eat the noodles, it won't taste good when it's cold."

When Liu Qingqing saw that her mother and sister were talking to her man, they forgot to eat noodles, so she quickly reminded.

"The noodles made by my brother-in-law are delicious." Liu Xixi happily ate the noodles, not forgetting to flatter Ye Rongrong.

"Then let your brother-in-law cook noodles for you every day for the past few days." Liu Qingqing said with a smile.

"No, I still prefer to eat meals cooked by my brother-in-law."

Liu Xixi said quickly. No matter how delicious this noodle is, you can't eat it every day. It's better to eat the dishes made by your brother-in-law.

"I made dinner that night."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. These days, apart from making supper and supplements for his wife, Aunt Liu made lunch and dinner, and Ye Rongyao basically didn't do much.

...

"Husband, I want to sleep with my mother and sister at night." After dinner, Liu Qingqing said to Ye Rongrong alone.

We haven't seen each other for more than two years. The mother and daughter have endless things to say. At night, the three of them want to sleep together and talk in bed.

"All right."

Ye Rongyao had long thought that he was going to sleep in the guest room at night, so he didn't feel particularly depressed. After all, his wife and her mother and sister hadn't seen each other for more than two years. They were very sticky now. Of course, Ye Rongrong understood.

"Husband, thank you." Liu Qingqing thanked.

"Thanks can't be said just by mouth." Ye Rongrong looked at his wife and said.

"Hate."

Liu Qingqing glanced at his man and said. If it wasn't for her pregnancy, Liu Qingqing would definitely go crazy once to make her man happy.

"Okay, I'm going to the guest room to sleep."

There is nothing wrong with the old saying, one woman is one duck, three women are a group of ducks, and there are three mothers and daughters in the guest room. It's like a vegetable market. Ye Rongyao can't stand it anymore, so he should hurry back to the guest room. Good rest.

Ye Rongyao came to the guest room and checked the time. He didn't arrive at eight o'clock in the evening, and Ye Rongyao didn't feel sleepy either.

Turning on the computer, Ye Rongyao saw the news, there was no big news in China, it was still an old topic, strange marriage customs, it was not that the groom was tied to a telephone pole, firecrackers were lit, and the cigarette was lit, but the bridesmaids were feared. ~ Obscene.

This kind of strange custom is not found in Yangping County, but the neighboring county has such a bad custom, which makes all girls get married, and no girl dares to be a bridesmaid.

After looking at it, Ye Rongrong felt so excited. For entertainment news, the first thing that caught his eye was the news of his acquaintance Fan Binbin.

Because Fan Binbin knew him, Ye Rongrong couldn't help but follow the news, and it was fine, just a joke. Fan Binbin with a tender face. Become a black-faced Fan Binbin.

Not to mention, as soon as this face turns black, it is simply unsightly, it seems that white covers a thousand ugliness. There's nothing wrong with that, a white and tender woman. Basically there are not a few long ugly.

"System task, sell the copyright of the first song of "Love Trading" within five days, and the system will reward you with 100 glory points." Ye Yaoyao suddenly thought. The electronic synthesis sound of the "lazy system" came.

No way, where did you buy this "Love Business"? It has to be sold within five days. It's really stupid. Who should I sell it to?

Ye Rongyao couldn't help but have a headache.

...

"Miss. This is your bedroom, what a big bed."

Liu Xixi walked into Liu Qingqing's bedroom. After looking at it for a while, he said. In this bedroom, what Liu Xixi likes most is the big bed in the bedroom. They are all more than two meters wide, and it will not be crowded for four people to sleep.

"When you get married, you can buy a bigger bed."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile. In modern times, whether in the countryside or in the city, if people get married, they must buy the marriage bed. Generally, the woman chooses the marriage bed, and the husband's family is responsible for paying.

This wedding bed was chosen by Ye Rongyao's mother taking Liu Qingqing to the furniture store in town before Ye Rongyao and Liu Qingqing got married.

Because of Ye Rongyao's height and physique, Liu Qingqing chose the largest bed and spent 8,000 yuan.

The price of marriage beds today is not cheap. The cheapest ones cost more than 3,000 yuan. If they are expensive, there is no bottom. There are hundreds of thousands or even millions of marriage beds.

But in the countryside, no one would buy a marriage bed of hundreds of thousands.

"I'm still early for marriage." Liu Xixi said, now that Liu Xixi is only fifteen or six years old, marriage is indeed far away from her.

"Time is fast, and a few years will pass in the blink of an eye." Liu Qingqing said.

"Qingqing, who painted this picture?"

Unlike Liu Xixi who paid attention to the big bed in the bedroom, as soon as Ouyang Lizhu entered the bedroom, she was attracted by the portrait hanging on the bedroom wall.

This painting is so expressive and realistic, it gives me the feeling that my daughter is alive in the painting.

There are not three masters who can draw such top-level portraits in the whole of China. Ouyang Lizhu even knows one of the masters of calligraphy and painting, but his level is definitely not as good as this master who painted his daughter's portrait.

"Sister, this painting is so realistic, it's almost like you were in a painting alive, it's amazing." At this time, Liu Xixi also noticed the portrait hanging on the wall,

This is the most realistic portrait Liu Xixi has ever seen, even if it is a painting of "Mona Lisa" by a god, it is not as good as this portrait of her sister.

One is that his sister is much prettier than Mona Lisa, she is not a beauty of the same grade, and there is this portrait of her sister, no matter from which angle, it is so realistic, it is simply The feeling of living in a painting.

And the "Mona Lisa" portrait, except for Mona Lisa's eyes, you can see her eyes staring at you from any angle in front of the portrait, which is more miraculous, the others are not as good as the portrait of your sister.

Moreover, in this portrait of her sister, with that affectionate look in her eyes, no matter from which angle Liu Xixi looked at, she felt that being watched by these affectionate eyes would melt her heart.

It's really amazing, Liu Xixi estimates that if this portrait of her sister is sold, it will definitely fetch a sky-high price.

In the end, which master of calligraphy and painting can draw such a powerful portrait?

Liu Xixi was full of curiosity.

"Qingqing, who painted this painting?"

Ouyang Lizhu asked again. Ouyang Lizhu really wanted to know which master painted such a powerful portrait of her daughter. If she took it out and bought it, Ouyang Lizhu couldn't believe what kind of sky-high price this portrait could be sold for.

It's really that this portrait is so vivid, it's definitely a legendary work in the painting and calligraphy world.

"Guess what."

Liu Qingqing said with a smile, Liu Qingqing felt that he should let his mother and sister guess and see if they could guess it.

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