The Hero Kneels

? My name is an extremely unusual name because it shares the same name with a helpful hero from decades ago.

Unlike that hero, I have always been anonymous because of my willingness to help others.

My first job after graduation was sales. I worked in a BMW 4S store, then sold Jinbao motorcycles, Omi three-wheeled electric vehicles, and Phoenix bicycles.

You ask, why do the things you sell become more lousy the more you sell them?

Well!

In fact, I am not very good at sales, because I adhere to a principle, which is to tell the truth to customers. As the saying goes, people go to higher places and urine flows to lower places, so I went straight down three thousand feet, the more confused I became. More scumbag.

My financial situation is also getting tighter.

Those few years were really intoxicating and miserable.

He didn't dare to look at the beautiful female colleague whom he liked, and he didn't dare to strike up a conversation with the pretty girl next door. He lived on instant noodles and steamed buns every day, and lived in poverty, and was often called a pauper by the landlord's aunt.

Life was pretty hard.

Even in such hard times, I never gave up.

Because, I have a dream.

That is to be a hero.

Become a great hero!

One night twenty years ago, it was a night when a huge meteor shower came to the earth. A strange star fruit fell in front of me. I happened to be hit by a star fruit. When I woke up, I found that everything was different. .

I gained a superpower.

A superpower that has never been seen before or since.

Yes, I found that whoever I glared at got pregnant.

I took one look at my beautiful female colleague, and she became pregnant that day. Then she had a falling out with the boss who had a toad belly. From then on, I knew about their adultery.

I'm so sad!

Back home,

I took one look at the pure and fair-skinned girl next door, and it turned out that the girl next door was also pregnant. So she, who was in high school, immediately called seven of her boyfriends and asked them to pay for an abortion.

Seven, a whole seven!

It’s almost like a grown-up version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

It breaks my heart!

When I got home, I accidentally glanced at my mother and it turned out that she was also pregnant.

My father went crazy and had a huge fight with my mother. The fight was so fierce that they got divorced.

I feel helpless!

I didn’t dare to say anything to my parents.

So I could only wander around on the street and found that no matter what creature I looked at, as long as it was a female, I only needed to look at it for more than ten seconds to get them pregnant immediately and give birth quickly.

Moreover, there are no age groups.

From a one-year-old baby girl to an 80-year-old grandmother, you only need to look at them for ten seconds to get pregnant.

Just looking at an old sow or a female mosquito on the road can also make the other person pregnant quickly.

Later, my ability was known to the League of Legends. They knew that I wanted to join the League of Legends, so they awarded me a Black Iron-level hero badge.

They wanted me to just get a salary and not have to work, and just stay there and I would get money. But that was impossible because I have a heart that longs for justice.

With my continuous efforts, many monsters became pregnant and were defeated by heroes. I made many achievements, but all of them were erased.

Because, because...many heroines are pregnant.

And it's basically all my fault.

There's no way around it. Most of the female heroes have great figures and like to wear tights. That's called a curvy figure.

As a man, it’s normal for me to look at you more than once.

The result was a big disaster.

But from then on, not only did no one team up with me, I became like a street rat, everyone yelled at me, and I was also ordered not to take off my sunglasses.

Time flies, time flies.

After so many years, my abilities are getting stronger and stronger, but the big guys don’t know it.

Now, I can not only look at women to make them pregnant, but also look at men to make them pregnant. As long as he or she is a creature that can give birth to children and reproduce, I can make them pregnant in an instant.

Even if you are a shemale!

Now I am quite famous.

Many infertile couples come to me for treatment.

Some farms that raise pigs and cattle also come to me for treatment.

I became a well-known expert in treating infertility in the industry.

Many people call me Director Lei of the Gynecological Hospital.

My prestige among the infertile and silent people is very high, and my reputation is very loud.

But I'm not satisfied with that.

Because I called.

I am a hero, a hero who protects my country and serves the people.

Instead of being a pregnancy guru.

So I became the leader of the Black Iron Heroes.

Please remember my hero name, my name is Staring Man!

The glarer who gets pregnant just by looking at you.

As for just now...

That was just an accident.

"Hey! Are your superpowers really that exaggerated?"

Ye Dou couldn't help shouting: "There are no distinctions between men and women, or species?"

The Staring Man silently said: "Yes, my Staring Pregnancy Technology is extremely powerful. It transcends genders and races. As long as you are a sexually reproducing animal, even if you are a shemale, I can still Stare you into pregnancy!"

"Mom sells batches! What a weird super power."

Ye Dou felt like he was going crazy.

Why is there such a nonsensical super power in the world? It’s so annoying.

Can you get pregnant by staring?

Are there no distinctions between male and female and race?

Can I say a dirty word?

You damn thing is the source of the Alphabet River in Journey to the West!

"Release your super power quickly! Immediately! Immediately!" Ye Dou said angrily.

Staring Man became anxious: "It's useless. Once my super power is activated, it cannot be deactivated. Have you ever heard that pregnancy can be terminated immediately?"

"Why does the belly expand so fast? Isn't it said that the pregnancy is ten months?" Ye Dou stroked his belly.

Staring Man lowered his head and said: "Those who become pregnant due to my ability will usually give birth within a week. You are special. It seems that you will give birth soon!"

"Nah, ah, ah... I'm going to give birth so soon. The breeding ability of cockroaches is not as good as mine!" Ye Dou felt like he was going crazy.

I actually got pregnant on the same day and was about to give birth on the same day. This was really frustrating.

"Ye Dou, did you do this?"

In order to avoid further irritating the other party, Starer simply changed the topic and looked at the broken land around him that was full of big pits.

It looked like it had been bombarded by artillery troops. There were holes everywhere, smoke was rising in many places, and everything was devastated.

They also felt a violent earthquake before, as if a heavy missile swept across the earth.

There definitely was a battle here, a very fierce and unimaginable battle.

Everyone looked at Ye Dou, who was almost naked.

Could it be that he was the one fighting here just now?

If it was really him, this battle would be too exaggerated.

Even if Ye Dou just easily beat the cockroach man to death, how could he have such exaggerated abilities?

"Hey, hey, hey, my belly is getting bigger and bigger, it hurts so much, please think of a solution quickly." Ye Dou screamed, it hurt.

He could feel that thing in his stomach kicking him in the stomach.

This pain is definitely a hundred times more painful than having diarrhea.

"Hey, boss, what should we do?" Dandan Superman asked.

"Yes, boss, if this continues, Ye Dou will really give birth." The man in pants urged.

Staring Man gritted his teeth and said: "Then there is no other way. We can only go to the hospital for surgery and take out the things in advance."

"Okay, okay, let's go to the hospital for surgery first."

When several people gathered together, they picked up Ye Dou and ran away.

Target, the First Municipal Obstetrics and Gynecology Hospital!

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