The Goddess Shines on America

Alice sat opposite Her Majesty the Queen in the Palace of Windsor across the core from Eton College.

"Your Majesty, long time no see, your complexion is getting better and better."

In the private office, Queen Elizabeth picked up the teacup with a smile on her face: "Thank you for your concern, Alice, I just have a cold occasionally. Dr. Downers prescribed the medicine in time, and I didn't even let Charles and the others know. "

The sun was fine today, the sun turned to cloudy today, the rain was pouring today, and the snowflakes fell today. The description may be exaggerated, but the wonder of the British weather is unparalleled in the world. From waking up in the morning to meeting the queen in the afternoon, in just four or five hours, Alice put on and took off her clothes, which made her very happy.

"Hey, let's talk about the weather!" Alice patted her thigh, looking like an old pedant lamenting: "I've been really convinced in the past two years. As expected, every pedestrian must carry an umbrella when going out." country, it’s no wonder that the most famous umbrella brand in the world has a member of the British royal family!”

Old people always feel young when they talk to girls, and Queen Elizabeth is not the same. Although Alice has to rush to Exeter every weekend to work, the grandparents and grandchildren can always find time to take a nap in this castle on the outskirts of London.

"Then Alice, I've told you about mine, let's talk about your situation." After all, the Queen can't just chat all the time, and she sipped the pastries specially designed for afternoon tea. Xiaobao: "I heard that your weight-loss drug has some experimental results recently?"

No, that's it for the topic. Alice looked at the watch, of course, not to see how beautiful this new Vacheron Constantin was, but to count the time. In general, the two of them have worked hard for exactly a quarter of an hour since entering the room and starting the chat mode.

Whoops, did the queen pinch it on purpose?

"That's right, um, our volunteer is really kind." Alice took out a small bag from her purse, but didn't open it in a hurry.

"Here is the experimental data. Well, your Majesty, you know that scientific research has no gender. A half-shot photo of an obese man... Are you interested in seeing it?"

The queen laughed softly: "There are only you and me here, what do you care about? Show me."

Now that people have said so, let this old lady feast her eyes, even though it's just a picture of a fat man wearing a T-shirt and big pants...

The comparison photos were immediately handed over to the Queen.

The first photo was of course taken before the start of the experiment. The front profile photo of the volunteer named Tom Will was placed on it, rendered in black and white for visual aesthetics. It can be clearly seen that this typical Anglo-Saxon man has an unusual weight, even without looking at the specific data below.

"It's accurate to three decimal places," the queen looked at the three numbers after 250 with great interest: "It seems that he didn't lose one kilogram, did he?"

Alice smiled slightly: "You will know after reading it."

Of course, there is no obvious change in the picture. Alice’s miraculous diet pills are not so miraculous. This is simply a typesetting method to relieve visual fatigue.

250.358 catties, this is Tom Will's weight before the experiment started. It is also interesting to say that the British mainland no longer uses imperial units, but the United States still failed to abolish it.

Then it was 250.027 jin. Alice wrote it clearly. This is the change after three hours of injecting the new drug.

"The physiological reaction is... ahem, you should just watch it."

Alice did a little favor and pulled out another set of documents from the file bag.

The phenomenon was so obvious that in the first three hours after the injection, Tom squatted four times and defecated—as Her Majesty's wide-eyed term says—four kilograms of fatty feces ( The fat content is as high as more than 25%), and excreted about 750 ml of orange-yellow urine.

Also happening at the same time was high levels of exhaustion (which is debatable since he pulled so much in three hours...), severe dehydration (main components of feces and urine), and increased appetite ( I didn’t give him food for the time being) several categories.

"This Mr. Will..." The Queen's voice was quite high: "Is it okay?"

"Well~ very good very good, very good." Alice couldn't help but want to laugh: "Of course he is still alive and well, after all, we are just diet pills, burn fat, and then puff a few times ...Bah, look at my words~"

"Then he just lost 0.3 catties in three hours!?"

It is simply a miracle. As a woman, the Queen certainly knows how long it takes to jog to lose even one gram of fat, but this man only needs an injection, and in just three hours, relying on so few insignificant excretions...

"Actually, this data is also inaccurate, because this man volunteered quite suddenly, and he didn't have an empty stomach in the morning." Alice interrupted again: "However, our data did not record this point, please continue to read, Your Majesty. .”

Indeed, there is more information. During the fourth to six hours of injecting the drug, Tom Will's weight dropped from 250.027 to 249.715 catties again. Adding his amount in the first three hours, it was exactly one catty!

"We didn't give him food, and we also learned that although Mr. Will didn't know that he was going to participate in the weight-loss drug experiment, he didn't eat too much breakfast. According to what we learned after we went to his house to verify, his His girlfriend Mary cooked him a hundred grams of vegetarian bacon, a fried egg and two slices of toast, and he did a bowel cleanse as much as possible."

To be reasonable, such a medical report would not be read by the queen every day, let alone Alice's series of explanations. She looked at the records rather dumbfounded, the excretion of "twice squatting" and "three urinations after replenishing water" and other information, combined with the photos taken in each period, how could it be so joyful to look at? ?

"Bowel cleansing means..."

"Although they don't know what kind of drug experiment it is, but proper fasting and... well, literal bowel cleansing activities and the like, you should do it if you can, medical common sense."

Fortunately, the conversation between grandparents and grandchildren was in a private room with no outsiders. If other people knew that such a little girl had handed such a document to the queen, it would be true that those stewards and maids would be a What does it look like.

"So, these adverse reactions are all due to excessive dosage." The queen quickly came to a conclusion, and at the same time, she also saw the third record, about Tom's physiological state at seven to nine hours: "A total of It's a kilogram of meat, but people are also tortured enough."

Alice shrugged her shoulders. At this moment, the girl's smile was obviously gloating: "Mass energy is conserved. How can I lose a pound of meat in nine hours without committing some crimes? Even if it's like cutting flesh with a knife, it's five years old." One hundred and forty minutes and one kilogram, sixty seconds and eighteen hundred milligrams~"

Just kidding, after all, this is just a preliminary test of a new drug, and of course we can't give such a terrible dose to patients in the future. After all, Ivan Delov just cultivated a biological enzyme with a virus, which is not the black technology of the Zentraedi. Lose one kilogram of fat in nine hours, not to mention urinating so many times, dehydrating so many times and so three or two rounds, even if it is twice as serious, I believe there are still many women who are crazy about it!

Yes, even though the real medicine has not been officially released, both Alice and Delof, and Her Majesty the Queen sitting in front of her, are clearly aware of the market potential of this product.

Reality is not a myth. Everyone knows how painful it is to lose weight, and even more so what its efficiency is. How many girls insist on eating only fruit for three meals, desperately drinking slimming tea, taking diet pills, and doing various weight-loss and bodybuilding activities every day, and then encounter rebounds sporadically?

For nine hours, I had enough energy, drank enough water, stretched and urinated several times, and then a whole kilogram of fat was expelled...

"If the efficacy is reduced to one-third, can the side effects also be reduced year-on-year?"

Hey hey~

Alice knew that she had found the right person.

Even if Her Majesty is 60 years old this year, how can a woman not care about losing weight~?

"Theoretically speaking, it is like this." He gave an affirmative answer first, and then explained in detail: "After all, mass and energy are conserved, and the decomposed fat must be discharged. Of course there is As many rows as possible."

Therefore, based on the results of the current experiment, it is easy to calculate the ratio of the fat-decomposing ability of this alpha potion to the stress it brings to people.

Nine hours, one kilogram of fat, nine times of stool, six times of urination, such a rough ratio.

Of course, as for the matter of exhaustion, Tom's physique was there at first, and he was of course unprepared when he came.

"Alice, you will definitely make a fortune for this!" said the queen, "And of course, such a pharmaceutical factory will definitely become a big taxpayer, don't you think?"

"Oh, of course, income and taxes are directly proportional." So the real drama finally arrived. Of course, Alice couldn't meet today just to show off in front of the queen: "I don't know if the royal family has What about further investment plans? My current partners are Mr. Li Ka-shing from Hong Kong, Mr. Ke’s Hutchison Whampoa, but when it comes to understanding the European market, the royal family must have a more unique advantage.”

Of course, the more collaborators, the faster the career development, which is absolutely proportional. Alice was thinking about the time, it was already the early autumn of 1988, after the disintegration of the Soviet Union, how many alcoholic old men would need to lose weight?

Well, yes, maybe you can also try to develop a special anti-alcoholic drug?