The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

Liu Jun was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the enchanting woman, and his head was covered.

"Team leader...help me." Liu Jun finally seized an opportunity during the beating and shouted for help.

The other four turned their heads to one side as if they hadn't seen them.

"The whole army is attacking." At this time, the solemn and solemn voice sounded again.

With the sound of this voice, the enchanting woman finally stopped beating Liu Jun's hand, and flicked her hair casually, "Take my old lady for a brush, and you will blow up all the birds."

"Woo~"

Liu Jun's entire head was swollen like a pig's head, completely lost its original appearance.

This is really a death before the birth. Before the battle started, he was beaten into a Transformer by the female shop owner.

"Go, go."

The honest and honest boy gave a smug smile, and didn't dare to look at the female boss more.

The Shura field began to dispatch troops.

The honest boy followed Xiaobing and walked towards the middle road together.

Xiao Chen made some changes to these little soldiers, these little soldiers are not mechanically dull like those in the League of Legends.

These little soldiers are full of energy, wearing a blue cloak with a flamboyant bag, and holding a big bright blade in their hands. The sturdy strength revealed on their bodies is simply like a hero in the green forest amidst the whistling mountains and rivers.

"Old Zhang, how was your luck yesterday?"

"Don't mention it, the camels took away all the salary this month."

"Tsk tsk, I'm not talking about you, you have a whole family, so you should gamble less."

The simple and honest boy was stunned, and picked out his ears, thinking that he was hallucinating.

But the voice of the soldier next to him chatting about homework reached his ears again.

"Fuck, I've passed away, and the little soldiers started chatting."

The simple and honest boy had a hellish expression on his face.

Little Soldier A looked at the simple and honest boy and said, "Where did this idiot come from, who is yelling here."

Soldier B: "It's probably a recruit who came from somewhere, and there are no rules at all."

Simple and honest boy, "I was despised by the little soldiers and called a fool."

"Hey, that stupid recruit, follow in the footsteps of the uncle, and save your life later."

Soldier B proudly shook the big blade in his hand, and greeted the simple and honest boy who was in a daze.

The honest boy swallowed his saliva, looked at the big shining blade, the idiot in his mouth didn't dare to curse after all.

The little soldiers kept marching towards the middle, and the two sides were about to engage in hand-to-hand combat.

At this time, soldier B suddenly walked around behind the honest boy and kicked the boy's ass.

"Find out the way for the grandpas." Xiao Bing Yi said viciously, shaking the big knife in his hand.

The honest boy staggered a few steps after being kicked, and came to the front of the line.

The boy turned his head and glared, and a few soldiers raised their swords with disdainful smiles on their faces.

The young man took a deep breath. Not only was he called a fool by the soldiers, he was also treated as a Muggle, and he was forced to walk in the front as a target.

The honest boy looked at those big knives, but he still didn't dare to explode.

If he was chopped into meat sauce by his own soldiers, it might make others laugh out loud.

The two sides met in the river, and the simple and honest boy looked at the guy in the front, and finally felt a lot of balance in his heart.

The enemy who was at the forefront was the leader of the second team, Zhou Mazi.

Zhou Mazi's head is covered with blood, and his body has big footprints. Judging from the situation, he has been abused!

Zhou Mazi had an unlovable expression on his face, so he asked one more question, "Can soldiers talk too?", and was beaten up by some violent military masters. The most important thing was his practice in the wild world. Those who were beaten had no power to fight back.

"Hey, the dog thief on the other side, he smashed Huashan with one move from Grandpa."

On Zhou Mazi's side, a violent military master held a machete and slashed at the simple and honest boy's head.

For a moment, the saber aura was vertical and horizontal, looking down on the four fields.

The simple and honest boy was stunned, "Sword...sword energy, what the hell, is this a soldier or a martial arts master!"

Seeing that the big knife was about to fall on the boy's head, he suddenly kicked him flying with one foot.

"It's a dog day's thing, let's go to the theater!"

The irritable little soldier B kicked the honest boy away, and greeted him with a big knife.

The battle officially started, and for a while, the sword qi and the gang qi criss-crossed in the middle, it was like a fight between martial arts masters.

Zhou Mazi and the honest boy hid in the grass, not daring to move, for fear of being accidentally injured by the saber energy.

The two looked at each other and smiled wryly, this is really a fucking field!

...

On the road, Liu Jun followed several military masters tremblingly with a big pig's head on his head.

A military master glanced at Liu Jun, and asked his companions with doubts: "Is this a human or a pig?"

The military master who was asked thought about it, and said seriously: "It should be a pig-headed man. There are many half-human, half-demon things in our hometown."

The muscles on Liu Jun's face twitched a few times, and he cursed in his heart, "You're a fucking pig, and your whole family is pig-headed."

"Snapped."

Liu Jun was hit hard on the shoulder, and a hearty voice sounded: "Pig-headed man, follow me, I will save your pig's life."

"puff!"

Liu Jun spat out a mouthful of old blood and almost died on the spot.

But his situation is much better than the two guys in the middle, at least he was not beaten, nor was he targeted.

The two sides meet on the road.

Liu Jun looked at the guy in the opposite team with a swollen head like a pig's head and two nosebleeds hanging from his nose, and another mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Soldier A from the blue side looked at the guy in the opponent's team who couldn't tell his true face, and cupped his hands: "Oh! You also have pig-headed men, sorry for your disrespect."

The little soldier A from the red side returned a salute: "Unexpectedly, you also have a pig-headed man. It is really destined. Since it is so destined, how about we fight another day."

Soldier A from the blue side: "That's exactly what I mean."

After speaking, the two soldiers actually sat together and chatted.

Liu Jun saw the thunder rolling in his heart, "This is a fucking battlefield! You are playing house!"

While the military masters were chatting, the "pig-headed men" on both sides took the opportunity to sneak into the grass on the road.

"Fuck, who are you?"

"I'm Liu Jun, who are you?"

"Fuck, I'm Niu Er."

Liu Jun: "Why were you beaten like this?"

Niu Er: "Don't mention it, I just praised the girl who sells things as beautiful, and she called me a disciple, and beat me up like this."

As Niu Er spoke, tears still flashed in his eyes.

Thinking of what happened to him, Liu Jun was not only beaten into a pig's head, but also recognized as a pig's head by the soldiers, and tears flashed in his eyes.

"Woo~" The two hugged each other and cried, a pair of troubled brothers.

After the two of them cried, they took out the smoke again, sat in the grass and began to puff.

"Ding."

At this time, a majestic voice sounded in the hearts of the two.

"It was detected that the two of you were suspected of making soy sauce, and the subsequent incident was triggered." The two looked confused.

At this time, the little soldier A from the blue side who was chatting outside the grass said: "If we go back like this, there will be no casualties at all!"

Soldier A of the red side nodded: "That's right. Otherwise, let the two pig-headed men fight it out, so we can have an explanation when we go back."