The Caveman Made Me Awesome

After walking up the stairs, Ting Luer gradually forgot that she was complaining about Ye Xi's horror just now, and became excited again.

Clans have no stairs.

For one thing, the clan rarely built stone houses with more than two floors. After all, there is so much land, and if they want to be big enough, the stone houses should be spacious. Secondly, it’s over if you jump up from such a high height, I don’t want to waste this trouble getting things for children.

But after seeing the stairs in Xicheng, Ting Luer completely overturned his previous thoughts.

Without him, it is too delicate and beautiful.

Ting Lu Er lightly touched the handrail of the stairs as if touching the skin of a lover.

The banisters are wood, carefully sanded, smooth and with annual rings. There is a layer of bright and thick gum on the outside, the whole looks like it is wrapped in honey amber, and there is a faint resinous aroma when you smell it carefully.

Listen to Lu Er and look at your own hands on the armrest.

His hands were covered with dirt and dried blood due to the long journey, his nails were cut in a mess, and there was still maroon mud in the nails, which was in stark contrast to the delicate and spotless handrails.

Not to mention the snow-white staircase, the shiny stone brick floor, and the transparent windows without any stains.

He seemed out of place in this exquisite and gorgeous stone house.

Ting Luer glanced at Ye Xi.

In fact, Ye Xi hadn't washed it before, so he wasn't much cleaner than him.

But Ye Xi didn't have that feeling of being out of place.

There is a very unique temperament about him, how should I put it... It is a calm, calm and elegant feeling.

It's not like it's brought by strength, but the innate one.

He can guarantee that even if Ye Xi is just a small fourth-level fighter, even if he just rolled over in the mud, he will not feel the slightest discomfort when staying here, he will not feel cramped, and others will not feel uncomfortable. There is nothing wrong with him.

Listen to Lu Er take back the hand that was placed on the wooden handrail.

"I want to wash my hands."

Ye Xi walked up the stairs: "Let's go, I'll take you there."

Listen to Lu Er: "Is there a place to wash your hands?"

He thought Ye Xi would take him out of here,

Find a well, or a lake or something.

Ye Xi: "Yes, it's okay to take a bath."

He walked up to the second floor with Ting Luer.

Hearing that Lu Er walked to the second floor, she stood at the stairs and looked around.

There is a bright corridor on the left and right sides, and there are neat wooden doors on both sides of the corridor.

It was really the first time he had seen such a huge stone house, which was somewhat similar to Gun's underground cave, with corridors and upper and lower floors, which was an eye-opener.

Ye Xi pushed open a wooden door.

This wooden door was newly made, not as delicate as the main door, and had a strong woody smell. When it was pushed, fine sawdust fell down, and some of it landed on Ye Xi's hair.

Seeing this, the Chief of Gongtao hurriedly pleaded guilty: "Master Xiwu, I will call someone to polish it later."

Ye Xi said indifferently: "It's okay, I'm already very satisfied that you can do this to this extent in such a tight schedule."

He looked around the room.

This room is about 20 square meters. There are four small beds in the four corners, and there are simple stone shelves and stone platforms beside the small beds, which can be used to store items.

There is also a small door in the room.

Hearing that Lu Er walked over, he opened the small door curiously.

The appearance inside made him a little unclear.

Ye Xi came over and turned on the tap directly: "Don't you want to wash your hands?"

Ting Luer opened his eyes wide and looked at the transparent and clear water column.

"……what?"

He didn't ask Ye Xi this time, but moved his ears and listened carefully. The sound of the water flowed in his ears without any cover.

Listening to Lu Er's eyes moving along the faucet to the thin water pipe connecting it, and then to the large water pipe attached to the corner, then he looked at the roof, thinking.

"Is there a lot of water on the roof?"

Ye Xi said approvingly: "Yes, that's the reservoir, and the water flows down the pipe."

Lu Er was amazed: "You guys are too good at it."

Also too lazy.

When he looked down from the back of the pterosaur, he saw that there were lakes and rivers in Xicheng, but the people of Xicheng were too lazy to wash in the rivers and lakes, and spent so much time drawing water into the stone houses.

"Is there still wind?"

Ting Luer looked at the cubicle next to him.

The sound of the wind he was talking about was not from the balcony, but from the pipes. In addition, he also heard the sound of insects climbing the pipes. If he was more careful, he could even hear the sound of countless insects crawling together in the distance, which made his skin crawl.

Listen to Green Ear open the door of the cubicle.

——This is a squat pit.

But Lu Er couldn't understand this thing, felt that it was similar to the material of tiles, and almost squatted down to touch it, but fortunately, Ye Xi stopped it.

Listening to Lu Er's inexplicable: "What's wrong?"

Ye Xi: "..."

He felt that it might be difficult to describe in words, so he glanced at the crowd behind him, and finally said to Chief Manggu, "Come and show him how to use this."

Chief Manggu froze in place.

Everyone looked at him.

The few chiefs who had a bad relationship with Chief Manggu gloated, almost laughed out loud, almost collapsed, and looked serious, but in fact they had to endure a lot of effort to hold back their laughter, and their faces turned red.

Chief Manggu took a deep breath, decided to put aside his face for the time being, and strode into the squatting pit with a desperate look, put his hands on the waistband of his trousers, and took a deep breath to take off his pants.

"You don't need to take off your pants, just give a demonstration."

Ye Xi caressed his forehead.

He didn't expect Chief Manggu to perform shit in front of so many people!

Chief Manggu was a little relieved when he saw Ye Xi say that.

Enduring his embarrassment, he squatted on the pit in full view of everyone, untied a string of bones from his wrist, and threw it on the pit as something indescribable, then stood up and made a motion of lifting his pants , pulled the small rope next to it.

Immediately, the water rushed, and the bone skewers were washed into the hole, and they were never seen again.

Listening to Lu Er suddenly realized.

"It turned out to be used in this way, and this design is really convenient!"

He thinks this is much more convenient than washing hands.

Chief Manggu endured the shameful demonstration, and walked out of the cubicle pretending nothing happened, but his fat face was flushed red, even the two layers of fat on his neck were red, and his whole body was about to smoke.

The other chiefs had a hard time holding back their smiles.

Especially Chief Zhe, who was at odds with Chief Manggu, because he couldn't laugh in front of Ye Xi, his stomach twitched from his suffocated laughter, and the muscles on his face twitched so much that he was dancing, but his expression became more serious.

"You also come to demonstrate."

A cool voice suddenly sounded.

Before Chief Zhe could react, he saw Ye Xi looking at him.

And all the people who were looking at Chief Manggu also turned to look at him.

Chief Zhe, who was half a beat behind, came back to his senses.

This is... want him to act shit?

Chief Sting's scalp went numb.

Chief Manggu felt relieved instantly, and stared at Chief Zhe with piercing triangular eyes, silently urging him. Damn, whoever made you laugh at me just now, go and lose face too!

Chief Zing was extremely reluctant to do this in front of so many chiefs and great witches, it was too embarrassing, and he would definitely be laughed at for years.

But Xi Wu's order cannot be violated, so he can only bite the bullet, walk slowly to the side of the squat pit like a little daughter-in-law, and start to imitate squatting in the pit to defecate.

After finishing this series, this black-faced, lean man walked out with a shy and timid appearance, not daring to raise his eyes.

Everyone is happier.

It's really worth it to see Chief Zhe, a guy who likes to put on airs on weekdays, make such an expression!

Ye Xi didn't intend to end yet, so he picked out a few who were holding back their laughter, and asked them to go up and demonstrate one by one.

After this time no one laughed anymore.

After all, the elder brother doesn't laugh at the second brother, you have acted, and I have acted too, so don't laugh at anyone else.

Even some chiefs who were at odds with each other became inexplicably softer towards each other after the performance. After all, it's a friendship that has performed shit together in public, which is different from the usual, different from the usual.

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