The Caveman Made Me Awesome

In his previous life, Ye Xi had heart disease, had no intention of starting a family, and deliberately kept a distance from the opposite sex. In this life, he only fell in love with Cangwu, so poor Ye Xi only had this girlfriend in his two lifetimes.

After regaining consciousness, the desire to survive immediately sounded the alarm in his mind.

"If you truthfully replied that you were thinking about the development plan of Xicheng just now, Ah Wu might be angry."

"We only have ten days to get together. I don't know when we will see you next time. I can't make Ah Wu angry with me."

"Then, tell a lie!"

Ye Xi made up his mind, he cleared his cough, and replied: "Just now... I was thinking about the red sand and coral pillars, and I thought that when I come to see you next time, I must go there again."

The red sand coral pillars have the names of the two of them written on them. Coral is a living thing, even sea water will not corrode it. Maybe ten years or a hundred years later, the two names will still be there, which is considered a beautiful place. recalled.

Cang Wu was very surprised after hearing Ye Xi's answer.

She didn't know that Ye Xi liked the red mud coral so much, and she would definitely go and see it next time she came back.

"Wait here for me."

After all, Cang Wu turned over cleanly and jumped into the sea.

"???"

Ye Xi suddenly stood up on the ice floe, staring at the empty sea, caught off guard, with a bewildered expression on his face.

Cang Wu swam extremely fast after entering the water, and she was completely gone at this time, only the water waves that she made when she entered the water were still swaying in circles.

Ye Xi kept his dazed face and slowly sat back on the ice floe.

Did he say something wrong just now? Why did Cang Wu leave after he finished speaking?

"No wonder it is said that women's minds are difficult to guess..."

Ye Xi sat blankly for a while.

After a while, he picked up the huge seaweed again and gnawed it tastelessly. Even though it was delicious just now, something is missing when I eat it now.

Nibbling and nibbling, Ye Xi's eyes revealed a trace of puzzlement.

Where did the answer go wrong?

Waiting and waiting, until Ye Xi finished eating the ten-meter-long piece of kelp. After waiting for more than two hours, Cang Wu finally came back.

"I was wrong just now."

Almost as soon as Cangwu showed his head on the sea, Ye Xi apologized sincerely and quickly.

Cang Wu was about to jump onto the ice floe, but was stunned upon hearing this.

"what?"

Ye Xi took a deep breath, and was about to speak out the manuscript he had typed in the past two hours.

However, at this time, Cang Wu raised his hand, and what lay in the palm of his hand was red mud coral wrapped in a translucent substance.

Immediately, all words fell into his throat.

Cang Wu jumped onto the ice floe, looked at Ye Xi's froze face, tilted his head and said: "... red sand corals are not easy to survive out of the sea, it is best to put them in the bubbles of the blue moon fish, and go ashore like this It won't die either. And the place where the blue moon fish is active is far away, so it took a long time."

Ye Xi stiffly took the red sand coral wrapped in the fish bubble, and only one sentence echoed in his mind—it turned out that Ah Wu was not angry, but went back to dig the red sand coral! Just because of what he just said!

Ye Xi raised his head, looked at Cang Wu's face as beautiful as a goddess, and felt in a daze.

He should have traveled thousands of miles because of her words.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Ye Xi's obviously not happy expression after taking the red mud coral, Cang Wu blinked her long eyelashes, feeling very confused.

Why is it not happy to see red sediment coral?

Is it so hard to guess what your partner is thinking?

Ye Xi treasured the red mud and coral wrapped in the fish bubble, and said with a smile, "Let's go, I still want to see where you went when you were young."

Cang Wu breathed a sigh of relief, and took Ye Xi's hand: "Then let's go!"

Ye Xi let Cang Wu drag him into the sea.

Cangwu originally wanted to drag him to swim quickly, but Ye Xi felt sorry for her after swimming so far just now, and found a huge manta ray with a double kiss, and the two of them sat in its huge olive-shaped mouth.

"I used to sit on this fish a lot as a kid."

Cangwu said reminiscently.

Ye Xi knew that Cangwu lived alone when he was a child, but unfortunately he couldn't speak now, so he could only hug her and tell her that he was by his side now.

...

In the blue sea water, the giant manta ray was slowly swimming with Ye Xi and Cang Wu.

Its olive-shaped mouth cannot be closed, and it picks up food like a movable bag when swimming.

The manta ray mainly eats small and medium-sized fish, algae and plankton, the most important of which is plankton, because it swims slowly, and as long as the fish is not too stupid, it will not be taken into its mouth.

So it has to swim non-stop to have enough plankton to sustain life.

But now it is blessed.

Ye Xi and Cangwu sometimes catch food, sit in its giant mouth to eat, and then throw the leftovers into the body of the manta ray, which is considered as fare.

It has to be said that this giant manta ray looks like an ocean cart.

It feels very comfortable to hitchhike like this. After staying in the sea for a long time, the water seems to have turned into air, and the water blowing on the face is like the wind blowing on the face. I can experience a completely different living state.

Ye Xi didn't want to go to the sea to breathe anymore, so he and Cang Wu sat on the mouth of the manta ray before kissing them for a day and a night.

But such a leisurely time was broken by a Dragon King Whale.

"puff--!"

The Dragon King Whale was swimming, and suddenly pulled a giant excrement, and then this large mass of excrement was spectacularly rippling in the blue water.

And the giant manta ray they were sitting on didn't hide, but quickly flapped its fins twice to meet it, as if it was rushing to eat this giant piece of shit!

Fuck!

The two who were snuggling and dozing off each other instantly shivered and woke up.

One of the two wanted to pull the other to escape to the left, and the other wanted to pull the other to escape to the right, but they ended up being pulled. When the feces yellow excrement was about to hit their faces, the two of them looked at each other and suddenly swam to the bottom of the sea in unison. go!

After the two escaped from the shit, they stopped to look back at the giant manta ray with lingering fear.

That big silly fish was swimming back and forth in the sea water with its excrement blurred, eating happily.

The two looked at each other and laughed.

"We're almost at the sea of ​​burial whales, let's go down and have a look!"

Cang Wu said.

She didn't intend to sit in that silly fish's mouth anymore, she pulled Ye Xi, swung the silver shark's tail, and swam to the dark seabed.

The magnificence of the whale burial sea was beyond Ye Xi's imagination.

Countless huge whale skeletons lay quietly in the darkness, all of which belonged to the Dragon King Whale. They were so huge that they were layered on top of each other and could not be seen at a glance. Snowflake-like organic matter kept falling from above, like a sea of ​​snow.

The sea of ​​burial whales is very dead and dark, there are no small fish or shrimps, the only living thing is the gray crab lying on the whale bone and eating the last bit of carrion in a daze.

Here is the awesome realm of the dead.

Ye Xi's eyes gradually turned desolate.

When a whale falls, everything grows. Perhaps the organic matter that falls like snowflakes is also decomposed from the whale carcass, which is the last gift of the whale to nature.

Small fish and shrimps eat these organic matter and grow up. Young whales feed on small fish and shrimps and grow up gradually. Nature is endless in this way.

Cangwu said that after she dies, she will be refined into a shark lamp to illuminate a side of the sea.

What about him? However, his body cannot be turned into a shark lamp.

What can he leave for the tribe?

Ye Xi thought about it, and felt that he could only be like Xia Cang Zuwu, who left behind something as powerful as the ancestral witch's bone stick for the tribe before his death, and then found a qualified successor to lead the tribe to continue.

As for the bones... How about making a submarine light stand?