The Caveman Made Me Awesome

Ye Xi set up the flint fireball and put it on the ground, Xu Xu said: "I'll save some seasoning for you, and two small flints, you follow me to learn how to cook snails with the seasoning, and you can come here quietly to start a small stove in the future."

The interior of the rock, covered with banana leaves over the opening, is dimly lit.

Qiu Zai's eyes were shining brightly, and he popped out as if he was obedient and didn't need money: "You are really a good person! I thought you were very pleasing to the eye when I saw you in the bird's nest, so I always talk to you. Look at you, it doesn't look ugly after a long time, it's strong, powerful, and powerful!"

"Now I think it's a good thing that the big fierce bird caught me. Although it hurt a little when I was pecked by it, but if I want to eat delicious food, how can I not suffer a little pain..."

Ye Xi was putting snails into the stone pot while listening to his chatter.

The banana leaves covering the entrance of the cave covered the aroma of fried snails, but there was still a faint aroma that came out through the gap and floated under the noses of the frogmen lying on the tree trunk.

"Well, it smells so good..."

The carrot-haired frogman swallowed.

"Ok."

The orange-red haired frogman raised his head, even the exotic plants he put into his mouth felt dull, and his eyes drifted to the rock body where Ye Xi and Qiu Zai were.

The two looked at each other, then lowered their heads together, and lazily said in unison,

"never mind."

"never mind."

Their fat bullfrogs croaked and continued to collide.

...

Ye Xi cooked a total of three pots of stir-fried snails in the fragrant rock body. He didn't enjoy it at first, but now he and Qiu Zai happily shared two pots.

The remaining pot of snails was not allowed to be eaten, so he tore off a banana leaf, wrapped the stone pot, and carried the stone pot full of fried snails to the depths of the forest.

Ye Xi was curious: "Where are you going?"

Qiu Zai: "I want to send this pot of delicious food to my mother."

Ye Xi: "Does your mother live here?"

Qiu Zai nodded and said as he walked, "She's a tree frog, she lives on the biggest tree, the one in front of her, see that?"

Ye Xi looked up, and the largest tree was very conspicuous with its luxuriant branches and leaves covered with snow, but there seemed to be... no frogman lying on its trunk?

Qiuzai came to the tree with the stone pot in his arms, raised his head and lowered his voice, "Amu, Amu, are you sleeping?"

Two seconds passed.

The trunks and branches shook violently, and the snow fell rustlingly, covering Qiu Zai and Ye Xi's face.

A six-meter-long giant tree frog with matcha-colored skin slowly crawled down the tree trunk. She lay on the bottom tree trunk as if she had no bones, her two bright red claws tightly hugged the trunk below her, and she looked down at Qiu Zai with her round red eyes.

The tree trunk creaked under the terrible weight, and the snow fell for a while.

Qiu Zai smiled and raised the stone pot in his hand: "Mum, I brought you something delicious!"

Ye Xi was stunned.

Wait, Qiu Zai's Eminem is this big tree frog in front of me? !

Qiu Zai jumped on the tree trunk, squatted next to the head of the big tree frog, lifted the plantain leaf wrapped in the stone pot, broke a twig, and used the twig to dig out the snail meat from the snail shell, and then to the big tree frog. The tree frog's mouth moved: "Mum, open your mouth."

The large matcha-colored tree frog opened its mouth lazily with its eyes open.

Qiu Zai fed the shiny snail meat.

The big tree frog closed its mouth lazily again.

"Open your mouth again."

Qiu Zai continued to dig the snail meat. At first, his movements were a little clumsy because he was unskilled, but then he dug faster and faster. It didn't take long for all the snail meat in the stone pot to be picked and fed.

During this period, the chubby big tree frog just opened its mouth like a third-level cripple paralyzed on the bed.

Qiu Zai touched the big tree frog's fat back distressedly after feeding, and said worriedly: "Mum, you've lost weight again, you need to eat more."

Ye Xi: "..."

The size of this big tree frog can't be called thin.

She is the fattest and strongest among the tree frogs of her kind! If it gets fatter, the tree will probably not be able to hold it.

Also, didn't you dislike these frogmen who were too lazy to starve themselves to death in winter? Is there contempt in the words? Why did he completely change his face when it was his turn? Does the filter need to be so heavy!

Qiu Zai lowered his head, rubbed his head against the big tree frog, and said a little aggrieved: "Mum, I could have brought you your favorite Tenebrio molitor today, but unfortunately I was caught by a big fierce bird halfway. All the Tenebrio molitors are gone."

"Gah!"

The big tree frog squeaked.

Ye Xi's eyes drifted away with guilt.

It’s not easy to catch Tenebrio molitor in this kind of cold winter weather. The place where Chiuzai caught Qiuzai is quite far from here. Presumably Qiuzai traveled a lot to collect Tenebrio molitor for his mother, and it took a lot of time to collect it. , the result was in vain.

Qiu Zai continued to rub the big tree frog's chubby head: "I'll catch E-Mum tomorrow!"

"Gah!"

The big tree frog responded with dull eyes.

Qiu Zai looked up at the top of the tree. There were still some frozen corpses of giant worms hanging on the top. He counted hard with his fingers for a long time before he was sure that there was enough food and he was relieved.

"Then I'm leaving, Eminem."

Qiu Zai jumped down from the tree and bid farewell to the big tree frog.

The two walked towards the unfrozen lake through the snow.

And the fat tree frog with matcha-colored body and ruby-like eyes just kept lying on the bottom tree trunk, eyes slightly turned, and watched them leave.

on the way back.

Qiuzai said proudly: "My mother has so many children, but the food I bring to her is the most delicious!"

Ye Xi: "Did your father and mother give birth to many children?"

Qiu Zai is an illiterate frog who can't count too many numbers, so he violently chopped off a tree trunk from the side, shook off the snow on it, and handed it to him, saying: "My mother's child has about as many leaves as there are leaves on it." , my father has more, I can’t even count them, and I don’t know.”

Ye Xi took the branch.

There are at least five hundred leaves on this big branch.

Ye Xi thought for a while: "Your father is not just your mother's partner?"

Qiu Zai: "I know that you tribesmen have mates, but we frogmen are not. Everyone is free. It's just that they mate with the frogs that are attractive every year during the mating season. My father and mother each have a lot of cubs. Cub, but I am the most favored!"

He raised his chin proudly.

Ye Xi hesitated for a moment, then asked again: "... Are your father and mother your own?"

Qiu Zai rolled his eyes: "I'm not my own, but my name is Afu Amu?"

Ye Xi was speechless.

However, he really didn't understand why two giant frogs could give birth to a frogman after mating, and wouldn't there be reproductive isolation between a stone frog and a tree frog?

He didn't realize it, and he spoke out the doubts in his heart unconsciously.

Qiu Zai replied casually as he walked: "Because there are frogmen in my father's mother's father. As for why stone frogs and tree frogs can have babies, and reproductive isolation, I probably I know what you want to ask, it is because we have a kind of holy fruit, after eating it, there is no such trouble, not only stone frogs and tree frogs can give birth to offspring, frogs and tree frogs can also give birth, and the offspring born can Awesome like me!"

Ye Xi paused, and heard his heart beating,

"pardon?"

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