The Caveman Made Me Awesome

? Hammer literally burst into tears.

He also didn't want Peacock to be a man! When he first saw this guy, he even thought of the names of their children, okay? !

How much he liked it at the beginning, and how unacceptable he was when he knew the truth. There is a very accurate word to describe his current state, which is becoming angry from embarrassment.

Katydade Feather stepped forward and took the peacock man's hand: "Come on, let's go eat some food first, don't follow this guy to hit this guy."

After all, he gave Hammer a hard look.

"Wait!"

Hammer shouted.

He didn't want to be misunderstood, his eyes turned hard, and he suddenly stretched out his big hand to grab the peacock man's long skirt, and pulled it down hard! With a tear, the long skirt was torn.

Everyone froze.

sluggish.

Silly.

Katydade Feather lowered his head and stared blankly at the peacock man's chest, and then... two tubes of blood flowed from his nostrils.

Then the hammer was frantically beaten by the soldiers who rushed forward!

"Tell you to tear off a woman's clothes!"

"Playing hooligans, right? Do you remember the Xicheng Law Code, what is the crime of violently insulting women?"

"Although she is not from Xicheng yet, I still have to teach you a lesson!"

bang bang bang!

There was a muffled sound of fists hitting flesh.

Hammer was beaten to the ground, gasping for breath in pain, he hugged his head in pain, weeping,

"That's the pectoral muscles! Be sensible——!"

pecs?

Everyone sneered.

That's clearly a woman's breast, but it's just a little smaller, and the waist is delicate.

no,

I can't think too much, I'm going to get a nosebleed again...

Let's hit the hammer first!

The hammer with a bruised nose and a swollen face continued to be beaten angrily, and at the end, with the strength he didn't know where, he crawled out of the crowd, and suddenly grabbed the peacock man's only torn skirt corner, and tore it fiercely!

"Hiss!"

The peacock man immediately looked clean.

The soldiers didn't have time to turn their eyes away, and that indescribable thing broke into their sight with great impact.

And... is he really male? !

The faces of the soldiers changed from blue to red, unpredictable, like a palette, really beautiful.

It was a while before they found their tongues. As if they had been cheated of their feelings, this group of soldiers became angry from embarrassment, and turned their guns at the same time, all aiming at the peacocks.

"He's so male, why does he grow up like this! The rabbit man is more manly than him!"

"And wearing such a beautiful skirt, no woman in the city looks like a woman like him!"

The crowd was raging and furious.

The peacock man opened his beautiful eyes and took a step back in fear, but was immediately pushed forward by a soldier. He had no way to escape, so he hugged his arms weakly and helplessly, trembling unceasingly.

Everyone fell into a strange silence, and Qi Qi shuddered.

I originally thought that the peacock was a woman, and this cowardly appearance would arouse pity, but you are such a male, what are you doing with such a weak posture! ah? !

That indescribable thing is all exposed, okay?

Hold your chest out and be more imposing, will you? ! !

Yi Kuang patted Sanhei's little head next to him in rejoicing and fear, and said, "It's a good thing you don't look like this strange person, if you do..."

He stroked the bristling hairs on his arms.

When everyone's expressions were indescribable, only one person's gaze became more intense, and that was Dong Muying. She strode forward and drove away the people around the peacock man:

"Hey, what are you doing with your hands and feet! Don't push people down!"

Dong Muying was tall and muscular, and standing in front of the Peacock Man was a head taller than him, so he looked more like a man than him.

Dong Muying stretched out his thick and powerful arms, and lifted up the peacock man's delicate chin lewdly, scanning his face up and down with fiery eyes.

The peacock was even more frightened.

The body shrank.

Dong Muying smiled with a slanted mouth, and approached the peacock man aggressively.

"Shuh!"

The Peacock could take it no longer. The gorgeous feathers on the head trembled, and they spread out like a peacock spreading its tail.

I saw more than a dozen peacock eyes on each feather. These peacock eyes were scarlet and slightly reflected in the sun. At this moment, they all stood up, like hundreds of scarlet strange eyes looking at everyone. blink.

"Srust, rustle!"

The peacock man shook his head feathers vigorously, trying to scare away Dong Muying and the crowd in front of him like a beast.

But everyone, including Dong Muying, looked at him inexplicably.

Ye Xi, who was standing on the top of the mountain watching the excitement, was even more exaggerated, and actually burst out laughing...Laughing...

Don't blame him, it's because the peacock stretched its head feathers like a gorgeous badminton, and he couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.

Peacock: "..."

Seeing that his ultimate move had no effect at all, he shrank all of a sudden, retracted his feathers, and opened his mouth softly,

"My meat is highly poisonous, you can't eat it! Don't eat me!"

This opening made everyone shiver in unison.

Ye Xi couldn't bear it either: "Why are you so motherly?"

The hammer with a bruised nose and a swollen face directly hit the back of the peacock man's head, and shouted: "The tongue is straightened! Can you talk!"

Dong Muying glared at the hammer unhappily: "Why are you so rude to him!"

As he spoke, he put his arms around the peacock man's stiff shoulders, leaned close to his ear, and coaxed people in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we don't eat people! We won't eat you!"

The peacock man's ears turned red from her breath, his hands rested on her hard shoulders, and he turned his head away, trying to avoid her.

Petite and pretty and shy.

A group of five big and three rough fighters were stunned by his thunder, and some of them finally couldn't bear it and scattered away.

Qiu Ya's heart was sour, and he went to pull Dong Muying unhappy: "What are you doing with your arms around him?"

Dong Muying squinted at him: "Don't you want to hug him and hug you?"

Qiu Yaxin said yes, come and hug me, but he was embarrassed to say that, he couldn't hold back his face, and pointed at the peacock man angrily and said angrily: "Holding such a guy doesn't feel like hugging a woman, is there something wrong with you?" ?!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel.

Ye Xi, who stood on the top of the mountain and saw everything, shook his head and jumped down from the top of the mountain.

"Hammer, there is more than one peacock like this, right?"

Seeing Ye Xi approaching, Dong Muying, Qiu Ya and the others lost their expressions, and immediately stopped arguing, and Dong Muying also immediately let go of the peacock man.

Hammer respectfully said: "Yes, Master Xiwu, there are many such peacocks, no less than a few thousand, all living in the same forest."

Ye Xi: "How is their strength?"

Hammer: "The strength of these peacock people is no different from that of ordinary people, they are very weak, but I see them stuffing all kinds of poisonous fruits and insects into their mouths, as if they are not afraid of poison."

Don't look at his rough appearance, he had observed carefully before catching people.

Ye Xi asked: "Have you ever fought against them? Tell me about the situation with the Peacock people in detail."

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