The Caveman Made Me Awesome

Ye Xi found a piece of grass with flat terrain.

Get a few soldiers to help, and immediately make a long wooden table.

Since you want to eat rice, you can't sit on the floor by the bonfire and eat it with your hands in your hands. So Ye Xi instructed everyone to make the dining table.

Although according to Ye Xi's previous habit, he prefers to use a round table. But now there are a lot of people eating, and there will be no such thick trees in the valley that can make a big round table. On the contrary, if the table is long, it is easier to make a lot.

If there is a table, there must be a chair.

Ye Xi asked the craftsmen in the tribe to work together and made a dozen chairs out of whole wood.

On the green grass.

A freshly baked, fragrant wooden long table is placed on it.

Five Ehi warriors, six Ye tribe warriors, and Tushan chief, Putai, Yong, and Ye Xi, a total of fifteen people sat on the chairs by the wooden table.

Primitive people are accustomed to sitting on the ground or on rocks, but the people of Ehui and Ye tribe sat on the chairs without knowing how to put their hands and feet, and kept looking at the chair under their buttocks with novelty.

Only a few Tushan people are better, because there are dining tables and chairs in Ye Xi's stone house, Yong and the others occasionally go to Ye Xi's stone house to have a meal, and also sit on chairs to eat with Ye Xi.

It took a lot of time to make the tables and chairs, so after they sat down for a long time, the dishes were almost done, and the female tribesmen brought the dishes to one end.

The first dish was the Toon Tong Bone Soup.

A thin layer of golden oil covers the soup surface, and it is matched with green toon, which is full of color and fragrance. The tempting aroma wafts in.

"Gudong!" Ebony looked at the bone soup placed in front of him and swallowed hard. He just wanted to blush, but found that the Ye tribesmen on the opposite side didn't notice it at all, and they all drooled at the tube bone soup and sniffed its aroma.

So Ebony also took a big sip of the aroma with confidence.

It smells too good, doesn't it?

He had never smelled such a fragrant broth before. Compared with it, the broth boiled in the tribe was eaten by slaves! How did Tushan people cook the broth so fragrant? The people of the two tribes were amazed.

Next up was a plate of veggie sautéed shredded lettuce.

Green shredded lettuce looks refreshing and delicious, making it an attractive addition to this increasingly hot dry season.

Next is the beef custard.

The crowd looked straight again, what is this goose-yellow solidified object?

Shan Ye couldn't help but ask Ye Xi, "What is this, how come I've never seen such food before?"

Ye Xi explained with a smile: "This is egg custard made of bird eggs."

"It's made of bird eggs? Can eggs be made like this?" Shan Ye's eyes widened in shock.

In their impression, bird eggs have always been eaten raw, occasionally boiled in boiling water, and boiled eggs are eaten. They never knew that eggs could be made into such a coagulation, and they didn't know how it tasted?

The last dish was served, this time it was silky chicken mushrooms.

It is said to be chicken silk, but it is actually made of a moa. This moa is as big as an ostrich, with gorgeous feathers, and some look like a pheasant in a previous life. But the meat is more tender, and the meat becomes crispy as soon as it is cooked.

Considering the large appetite of the warriors, the bowls for serving dishes this time are all the size of wooden basins, and all dishes are placed in front of each person.

In the end, fearing that they would not be able to eat it, Ye Xi also asked people to bake a small terrifying beast, and after cutting it, each person divided it into a portion.

After all the dishes are ready, the rice is also steamed.

The female clansmen held bowls of white rice and put them in front of everyone.

Ebony looked at the white and crystal rice in the bowl in surprise and asked, "This is..."

"This is the rice I said." Ye Xi smiled.

Ebony: "Oh~" suddenly realized tone.

The Ye tribe people whispered and whispered excitedly for a round, while the Eyi people stared at the food in front of them motionlessly, drooling in their mouths.

Ye Xi mercifully announced, "It's time for dinner."

As soon as these words came out, the people who were seduced by the aroma of the food made their stomachs growl, as if they had pressed the play button, and everyone buried their heads and ate.

First, take a mouthful of toon tube bone soup, and the extremely delicious broth immediately fills the entire taste buds, but because the addition of toon toon dissolves the greasyness of ordinary broth, it makes people want to drink a second mouthful. I scooped a spoonful of egg custard, the pale yellow egg custard was tender and fragrant in my mouth, and after slipping into my throat, it was still fragrant on my lips and teeth.

And the slippery mushrooms, freshly picked in the shade of the slippery mushroom valley, are very fresh, tender and chewy, together with shredded chicken, the taste is absolutely amazing.

The Ye tribesmen and the Eyi people swept away these delicacies, burying their heads and eating hard, their noses were sweating, and they were reluctant to stop. Instead, they turned a blind eye to the rice that was very curious at the beginning.

Halfway through the meal, these people finally remembered that there was still rice, so they looked at Ye Xi and the others.

I saw Ye Xi and the Tushan people eat one bite of rice and then another bite of vegetables, chew a bite of rice after eating a bite of vegetables, and hold that small bowl of rice as if they were holding some rare treasures. Eat a small mouthful of white rice.

Only then did the people of the Eyi and Ye tribes turn their attention to the rice.

Taking a spoon and scooping a mouthful, um... it seems like that, no taste, light, slightly sweet, drink a mouthful of bone soup, eat another mouthful of rice, eat a mouthful of vegetables and eat another mouthful rice...huh? Why is the meal gone?

They held their bowls and scraped their spoons along the sides of the bowl, trying to scrape out another spoonful of rice.

But in the end, there were only a few miserable grains of rice.

Shan Ye called Ye Xi and showed him the empty bowl: "There's no food left."

Ye Xi's smile was extraordinarily gentle: "There is not much rice in the tribe, so this is the only bowl left. Let's eat more dishes."

not give?

Like a thunderbolt falling from the sky, the two tribes stared blankly at their empty bowls of rice and licked the corners of their mouths.

I still feel unfulfilled, what should I do?

Although there are still a lot of vegetables left, why do I feel like I have no taste? Why do I want to eat that humble bowl of white rice so much?

The Ye tribe people were better, they looked at each other in dissatisfaction and continued to eat.

While eating, a few strong men looked at Ye Xi with aggrieved and expectant eyes, like a big dog who couldn't get his beloved toy, and his whole person exuded a pitiful smell.

That expression made a bunch of Ye tribesmen feel stunned and tender, as if it refreshed the three views.

Ye Xi couldn't take it anymore after carrying it for a while, and said, "Okay, let's have another bowl for each person."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up and they couldn't be more happy.

After the rice was served again, the soldiers of the two tribes took small bites and cherished them very much. They ate all the dishes on the table before they put the last grain of rice in their mouths.

The wooden bowls on the table were all clean and there was no soup left.

"Huh—" The soldiers of the two tribes slumped on their chairs, feeling their round belly.

He suddenly realized that such behavior was a bit humiliating, so he surreptitiously looked at the Ehi people (Yebu people) on the opposite side, only to find that they also looked like they were pregnant for ten months.

Eyes on each other, mentally balanced.

Everyone continued to slump on the backs of their chairs in comfort. 8)