The Big Landlord

Making a bridal chamber is an essential part of marrying a daughter-in-law in the village. It is intended to let the new daughter-in-law who has just entered the house get to know relatives and neighbors, and also let the newly married couple get to know each other better in this way, leaving behind the embarrassment before the wedding night in the bridal chamber , Neighbors can also have fun together.

Uncle Luo's family was still in charge of the dinner, and they ate the meal until dark, and everyone didn't leave, all wanting to join in the excitement of the bridal chamber.

All the tables and benches in the main room were removed, and the courtyard dam along the door of the main room was also completely vacated. Several large rows of stools formed a large irregular circle from the inside to the outside of the room, and a long, low table was placed in the middle. Bench, a simple bridal chamber platform is considered complete.

"The bride is out!"

As Luo Zhiping led the young daughter-in-law to appear and sat down on the bench in the middle, the children cheered, and everyone began to find a place to sit, and those who had no place simply stood behind and surrounded the bride and groom three floors inside and outside. Nothing could get through, and a cheerful bridal chamber ceremony officially began.

The bride and groom spread out a round of wedding smoke, wedding candy, and red peanuts along the circle. Luo Zhiping would introduce the bride’s name and what to call each adult in front of them. There are so many people and the bride must not be able to remember it, but it’s okay anyway. After a face-to-face meeting, when we meet in the village, we can chat freely.

After the father of the groom Luo Zhiping gave his blessing, and the brother of the bride gave his farewell words, various games began.

I don't know if it was because someone asked her to do it before, or because Luo Zhiping married this little daughter-in-law with a thin skin, sitting on the bench with her head down, her mouth tightly shut, she didn't even introduce the bride and groom to each other, and she didn't cooperate in playing games. , After arguing for more than ten minutes, I couldn't go on at all.

"It's not fun, it's not fun!" Everyone began to complain, but no matter how much they urged, the bride was as stable as Mount Tai and remained indifferent.

It's been a long time since I met such an old-fashioned little daughter-in-law. There is no way to continue the bridal chamber, and the few experienced people in the village can't help it.

"Hey, you young people who have read a lot, help out with ideas," the person who presided over the bridal chamber came to Wang Ben, Zhan Wu, and Zijian, asking them to help.

Zhan Wu pointed to Wang Ben beside him and said, "Look for the book, this kid has a lot of ideas."

"The new daughter-in-law is very bored. We can't let her talk as soon as she arrives, let alone play games like kissing. We have to do it step by step, first let go of the embarrassment," Wang Ben thought for a while and said, "The first game is handover. Give it to me, and follow the original procedure for the rest.”

Lit two candles and placed them in front of the bride and groom. Wang Ben walked forward with a smile on his face, and said in a serious manner: "It used to be called the wedding night in the bridal chamber, but now there are electric lights and no candles. Let's play retro today, you two." It should be okay to blow out the candles together."

This game is really too simple, there is no need to talk, let alone any intimate actions, the bride thought about it and finally stood up.

The bride and groom stood facing each other, on both sides of the candles. After Wang Ben finished counting one, two, three, each of them blew lightly, and one candle was easily extinguished.

"Let's blow the second one. This time, the bride and groom are asked to close their eyes and feel the atmosphere of the wedding night," Wang Ben said unhurriedly without changing his face.

With the move of the first candle, the bride and groom closed their eyes very cooperatively without any doubt,

"One, two..." Wang Ben counted slowly, shaking his hand in front of the two of them, and after making sure they couldn't see them, he quickly moved the candle aside, and put a basin of flour between them.

"three!"

cried out quickly,

He took two steps back quickly, and just as he finished speaking, two blows followed.

"call!"

Bursts of flour were flying, and the bride and groom blew each other's faces, laying a layer in vain.

"Hahaha!" The whole circle of people started to roar with laughter, and this bridal chamber finally became interesting.

"Congratulations on growing old together!" Wang Ben cupped his fists, congratulated loudly, and left proudly.

"..." The bride and groom patted the flour on their faces, dumbfounded.

With the cooperation of blowing out the candles this time, coupled with the embarrassing farce on the spot, the bride's mood has been opened up a lot, and the following activities will be much easier, and the bridal chamber will continue to be lively according to the procedure.

Starting from guiding the bride to speak, introduce each other's name, age, how they met, and whether there has been any affectionate behavior.

Take out two copies of Wang Jinxi's slogan, and let the bride and the bride respectively read aloud, "Work hard, work fast, dig wells frequently, and produce more oil."

A piece of candy is tied in the middle of a red thread, put it between the bride and groom, and ask the two to eat together. When the two are about to bite, they suddenly release the thread, and the person behind pushes it lightly, and the two small mouths touch each other. Together.

"Hey, I thought of one," Zijian adjusted his glasses and ran quickly to prepare props.

Tie a banana with a red string, hang it in front of the groom’s lower body, and tell the bride to squat down to eat. This game is not suitable for children. Fortunately, the bride has already played it. After a long hesitation, she finally bent down and took a bite.

"How about it, I'm not bad," Zijian said with a proud smile, holding his head high.

"You're so wretched!" Wang Ben and Zhan Wu Qiqi raised their middle fingers and said contemptuously.

The games continued one after another, and it lasted for more than two hours. The audience kept laughing and laughing. While eating wedding candies, everyone watched the intimate activities of the bride and groom, booing from time to time, and everyone bent over laughing. A joyful event for everyone in the village.

With the last round of distribution of wedding candy and peanuts, the bride and groom are sent to the bridal chamber. After the last two sentences, you can get a gift money.

"Say, do we still want to hide and take a peek?" Zijian covered his mouth and said with a smirk.

"You are still a child!" Zhan Wu refused without hesitation. When they were teenagers, they used to hide at the foot of the bed and eavesdrop on the activities of the bride and groom on the bed. Now that they are adults, they can no longer do this.

"Well... we can play other things," Wang Ben thought for a while and laughed. Games that are not suitable for children can't be played outside, but they can still be played in the bridal chamber.

The three of them strode into the bridal chamber, and after the sender of the bridal chamber had finished their blessings, Wang Ben said loudly: "Everyone wait a moment, the bridal chamber must be sent thoroughly. Let's send the bride and groom to bed."

Amidst the uproar of the crowd, the bride and the bride lay side by side on the bed, and pulled off the quilt to cover the two of them. Wang Ben said with a smile, "Take out twenty-eight items, and we'll leave."

Cigarettes, matches, money bags, keys and other things were thrown out first, and the total amount was less than ten items. The groom Luo Zhiping began to take off his clothes, leaving only autumn clothes, which was not enough. Until both of them had only autumn clothes left, there were only twenty pieces.

"Get off, get off!" A group of people started booing, everyone wanted to join in the excitement.

After taking off the autumn clothes and long johns until even the underwear of the two of them was thrown out, everyone was finally satisfied, helped them put down the mosquito net, and left happily.

A jubilant bridal chamber event was successfully concluded. The next day, everyone went to Uncle Luo's house to have breakfast, and the entire wedding feast was also dusted. Since then, there has been another mouthful of people in Xiushuiwan, and maybe within a year, there will be another mouthful. .

The days passed happily day by day. At the end of the Spring Festival, the happiness of Xiushuiwan came one after another. Just a few days after attending the wedding banquet, the fifteenth Lantern Festival came. This festival that attracted all the teenagers in the village finally Looking forward to it.