The Best Director

"Thursday! Oh yyy! Oh y! Hi, I'm Penny!" The trailer of "The Big Bang Theory" was playing on the TV screen, Sheldon and Leonard took the bus, new neighbor Penny sweet The smile flashed past Zach Galifianakis, who played the cameo role of the bus driver, with a happy expression on his face, and Howard, Raj and others, the words of the founder Wang Yang, the voice lines of the characters, and the audience Laughter mixed with narration: ""The-g-Bag-g", Thursday, must-see bsp; Watch "Prison Break" on Monday, watch x's new drama "Doctor House" on Tuesday, watch the new drama "House" on Wednesday Lost, watch on Thursday...

In the blink of an eye, time has come to Thursday of September, the day with the highest ratings among the seven days of the week. Regardless of the last season or this season, .B is unable and has no intention of competing. I am very satisfied if I can receive 10,000 viewers: the main battle is still the same, and the battle in season 3-04 can be said to be even.

pm8:-9:, cBs's "Survivor" series is only one hour long. In 2003, "Survivor: Pearl Islands" had an average of 720,000. In 2004, "Survivor: All-Star" was 2.9 million. "Friends" with 840,000 yuan, "The Intern" with only 250,000 yuan at 8:-9:p in 2003, "Will and Grace" with 10,000 yuan in 2004, overall cBs wins: pm9:-:mp: op... The hottest drama series "CSI" attracted an average of 25.27 million viewers. In 2003, "Will and Grace" was arranged to confront "Will and Grace" with 12.25 million viewers. Later, after the winter break In 2004, he launched the successful program "Fei Huang Teng Da". This popular reality show season in the United States has more than 10,000 viewers. In general, "The Story of the Emergency Room" won the Bs16.74 million "Secret Agents" ".

This year cBs didn’t change until Thursday. It’s still "Chapter Survivor", "It’s still a sitcom", "Fei Huang Teng Da" and "eRBu", but I can’t see "Friends" anymore. That one is in pm8:- 8: The figure that has been maintained for ten years has become the new drama "The Big Bang Theory", followed by the new drama "Friends" rumor "Joy", but tonight "The Big Bang Theory" will broadcast two episodes in a row.

"ten years!"

Ten years, I can only feel that the passage of time is too exaggerated. Wang Yang remembers that ten years ago in 1994, when he was still young, he started to shoot things with supen8. He liked riding a bicycle and holding a camera to shoot around the world. He also liked to watch movies and write movie reviews. It was "obsession" poetry The time with Natalie... Portman, and now she is married to Jessica, if it weren't for her physical illness, she would probably be counting the due date.

Natalie remembers that ten years ago, she was still 13 years old. One day before, she was once again ostentatious in the street, and was finally discovered by a scout. Fortunately, she passed the audition. Her debut film "This Killer Is Not So Cold" landed on June 6, France Screen, released in the United States in November, seems to have received nearly 20 million North American box office, and then there are a lot of fame and growing pains. Now, as I wish, I went to Harvard and got an Oscar nomination for Best Actress. What kind of genius has I become? Free Zone V for Vendetta, favorite man married someone else, and they are good brothers, well that's true! how to say? A story of a lucky girl.

Jessica remembers that ten years ago, she was still 13 years old. Before she was 12 years old, her father finally allowed her to go to acting school. She signed an agent soon, and then she was lucky to audition successfully. A female lead suddenly quit because of her The color is similar and replaces the virgin. "Crazy Summer Camp" hit the screens in the United States in August, and it seems to have collected 10 million in the North American box office. Then, I slowly made a promise to marry my favorite man as I wished, and make a movie together as I wish. Happy every day , if it weren't for the damn sickness, I would have started hoarding baby clothes now!

Chuai Lin remembers that ten years ago, she wanted to skip school and go home every day to cling to the TV to watch dramas... There are only a few minutes left before pm8: Maybe everyone who used to watch "Friends" will have some emotions now, no There will be the familiar opening song again, there will be no more Central Park cafes, children will become young people, young people will become middle-aged people, and a new drama will usher in ten years later, if it is good enough , they are all quite happy to continue to watch bsp at 8 o'clock on Thursday; The number of viewers for the final episode of the tenth season of "Friends" is as high as 10,000 viewers. This is the fourth-most-viewed finale episode in TV history. A huge and precious resource gave "The Big Bang Theory" an enviable audience base, coupled with the sloppy and overwhelming publicity, the episode was directed and produced by Wang Yang himself, "The Big Bang Theory" didn't have any An excuse for failure, if it fails, the episode itself is rubbish.

"I only want 10,000 people, 18-49 ratings are 9 points! I'm not greedy... The entertainment program department, Kevin, who has been in a good mood for a few days... Riley is very nervous at this time, looking at the previous few pieces of different channels. The TV screen kept praying silently, and the closer it was to the broadcast time, the more nervous it became. A few years ago, "Freaks and Nerds" was too scary. If you screw up this ace file, the consequences will be serious! "TBBT" in San Diego Comic-con pilot went well, just don't know when it made it to home screens...  

"It's just another "Freaks and Nerds," for sure. Nancy... Tellem, CBs' entertainment department manager, Caleb... Dill, the program manager, and others are all cursing: Annie ... Sweeney and others also pay attention to the screen, the magical aura must not encounter Waterloo!

"Oh my God!" Kaley Cuoco screamed in the living room, releasing the tension. From "Eight Rules for Dating My Daughter" to "The Big Bang Theory" by Fantastic Young, it is definitely the dream of many people But thinking of Megan...Fox starred in "Firefly", and she was a little depressed. What acting career depends on "The Big Bang Theory"! And Jim Parsons, who debuted on the screen, Johnny who lost his star...Galecki and others, and Graham...Linehan, Bill Prady, scientist David...Saltz Bao and other main creators are all preparing for the upcoming harvest.

Seeing that it is already 7:59 pm Eastern Time, tens of millions of viewers who are sitting in the living room at home picked up the remote control and pressed the button to switch to bsp; "It's started, it's started!" Evelyn, students of any profession, elementary school students, middle school students, college students, Evelyn from the University of San Francisco, and students of science and engineering from T, ... T, La, Harvard and other universities since Magic Yang announced the release of "The Big Bang Theory" The title of the show, theoretical physics, applied physics, astronomy, mathematics, geeks,... They have been looking forward to this show for a long time, and finally they have such a fantastic sitcom! And the founder is Miracle Yang!

Natalie finished a "Don't worry buddy, if the ratings are not good, I will comeo to save you." Then she looked at the TV screen with interest. She has already notified many students of the existence of this show, so she should be able to pull it off Viewership.

Boston, a white male student from the physics department of T was running back to the dormitory quickly, talking on the phone, "I can't miss it, I have a friend who went to San Diego Comic-Con, and he said he regretted it if he didn't watch it! Don't say it, I can't make it in time ..." Luo, now many students of LA College of Arts and Sciences know that their Professor Salzburg participated in the screenwriting work of "The Big Bang Theory", and the Chinese students who met Wang Yang a year ago now all know Watching TV each, I have been looking forward to it for almost a year and finally it is here!

"Haven't you really just watched "Crazy Summer Camp" in theaters? Think hard! Maybe you forgot something?" In the spacious and elegant living room, Jessica clapped her hands vigorously, as if she was in a boxing match. Wang Yang frowned and tried hard to think for a while that there would be summer and August when he would be watching "Forrest Gump", "True Lies" and "Grandmaid in disguise". He shook his head regretfully: "No I just missed it."

From the end of 16 to the age of 23, Jessica had asked several times, but she was not disappointed. Suddenly her eyes lit up: "It's started!"

"This is my most unlucky day." The channel watched by countless eyes under the expectation of everyone, Sheldon and Leonard on the side of the road walked towards the bus stop. Sheldon's tone was very upset. Leonard glanced at him: "It's always been." There was a chuckle from the audience, and Sheldon ignored him and spoke in a unique rhythmic way: "The car broke down, and I lost my wallet, and there are Luke...Skywalker pictures in it." " Leonard reminded: "My car, my wallet." Sheldon continued: "No one is willing to lend us money, no one is willing to come and help us... Oh yyy, Leonard, look What kind of friends do you make!" Leonard glanced at him: "I really don't know."

In less than half a minute, the audience laughed several times on the TV, and the thousands of families on the screen also burst into laughter, and at least they were amused to smile. Obviously, the tall man with his toes is a very good person. Freaks, short people with low spirits are more normal idiots, but they are T physics professors, geniuses with high IQ? "This is interesting, and this has something to do with it!" Many laughing people have already decided that "TBBT" is a good drama, and the best director who is the most humorous and funny in history will not make people's wishes come true!

There are only three jokes in a short paragraph. Although they haven’t seen the scientific theory and high IQ, the fans of "Star Wars" who have been touched by the jokes are already very happy. "Haha!" Natalie flashed with a smile A thought: "Why not Her Majesty Queen Padme?" Immediately there was another burst of laughter from the TV.

"Wait! Going up is no different from committing suicide." The bus came, and just as Leonard was about to get on the bus, Sheldon suddenly called to stop him, and Leonard said helplessly, "What?" Ke...Galifianakis cameo driver, I saw him dressed in "The Hangover", a gray shirt, and an Indiana Jones shoulder bag. He stared at the two with a fierce face, which naturally seemed Overwhelmed with joy.

Shelton scanned the interior of the car in disgust, and said quickly: "Look at those cloth chairs. According to the survey, each seat has an average bacterial colony, which is dirtier than the floor: there are probably tens of millions of door handles. E. coli..." Amidst a burst of laughter, Leonard angrily walked into the bus, but Shelton held him back in horror: "Do you know what this means? There is fecal pollution in the bus, and it is likely to Causes dysentery, hepatitis..."

"It seems that you can only take the Apollo spacecraft to go home." The fat driver Fen mocked uncontrollably, and was about to close the car door with a silly laugh. The audience on the scene of the play laughed, and the audience outside the play also burst into laughter. With so many vehicles, you can only wear spacesuits to prevent bacteria, right? However, the Apollo moon landing program has been stopped for decades, and another meaning of the fat man naturally means that the two nerds can no longer go home, and the moon does not belong to the earth people.

"Wait!" Leonard stopped the driver and wanted to get in the car again, Sheldon held him back again, and said anxiously: "And there is no seat belt in the car, and they don't let me tie myself to the seat like a rubber band Get on!" The fat driver interrupted again: "Then you stand." The audience burst into laughter, Sheldon glared at the fat driver, and loudly urged Leonard: "You don't know that the driver has Not just drunk."

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Hahaha!" The living rooms of countless houses and apartments across the United States laughed together. Who hasn't seen "The Hangover"? "The Hangover 2" had just had a hot curtain call. Speaking of which, this big fat man was a freak genius in the movie. Of course, even people who don't know Zach... Galifianakis also enjoy this joke.

Shelton grabbed Leonard who was about to get into the car for the last time, and said with a serious face: "Leonard, if I get into this car, you will probably lose a friend who is a future Hambell Prize winner in physics. , you can’t appear in "The Autobiography of Dr. Sheldon Cooper"!" Leonard raised his head slightly and opened his mouth, the first brother was thinking blankly, waved his hand within two seconds, and got on the bus Che: "It's okay, you won't get the Habel Award."

"I'm dying of laughing, oh my god, I can't do it..." In the female dormitory building of the University of San Francisco, the three people in the dormitory where Evelyn lived didn't go out on a date that day, and tasted Miracle Yang's new drama together. In the first two minutes, although Lillian and Sophia were also laughing, they looked at Evelyn strangely from time to time, as expected! They only realized this a year ago. They have never seen a person laughing like that while watching TV! Or something like "8 Rules for Dating My Daughter"!

Now they already know that Evelyn is the little girl who was almost scared to death by "Ghost Story" back then, and they also know that she has nothing to do with Miracle Yang, and today they finally know what she can laugh like, it's just a gaffe!

So what happened to Miraculous Young being immodest? He didn't just say big things, this is really laughable! Evelyn wiped her saliva and continued to laugh while covering her mouth, much better than "Eight Rules"! Kale... Cuco must be hilarious too! How it compares to Friends remains to be seen! But as soon as she thought of the previous trailer, Sheldon was standing on the bus with only her underwear on her lower body, and she laughed out of control all over her body: "Hahaha!"

"Intelligent, ingenious, hehe!" However, few people knew that Natalie, who was so cool on the big screen, kept laughing and slapping the sand. But he is also very witty, funny and cute, like Zhu Han.

In fact, this is a trick to keep the audience from quitting the episode midway. Fans of the show can guess that the two will take the bus again at the end of the film. So what is going on? Why? What would the fat driver say? Knowing that this is a screenwriting skill, their interest was still aroused.

"Do you want to hear something interesting about stairs?" Sheldon took the bus brazenly and returned to the apartment with Leonard. The mature freak went upstairs and talked: "", "If there is even a slight difference of two millimeters in the height of a step, most people will trip.", "I don't care."……

"Two millimeters...that's not possible, is it?" In the previous recording, because of Miracle Yang's on-site humor and encouragement, the audience's laughter was particularly loud, far beyond the effect of the joke, and it also aroused the laughter of countless audiences. Seeing that the listless Leonard suddenly became suspicious, Sheldon became more interested and educated: "No, this is true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12 years old. My father also broke his collarbone. .”

Seeing this passage, Jessica, who was laughing and laughing all the way, suddenly yelled in surprise and looked at Wang Yang next to her, as if she had been shocked by an electric shock. Shrugged confidently: "No, I have measured it." Jessica frowned suspiciously: "No? Why am I still being accompanied?" Wang Yang explained: "I asked Salz Professor Bao, he said that you are a very small number of people, you are born with a gene of a fool, no matter what the situation, you will be easily accompanied." Jessica suddenly realized: "Really?"...

The episode continued between the two chatting, and Leonard asked, "Is that why they sent you to boarding school?" Sheldon replied, "No, it was because of my experiments with lasers." When he opened the door to enter the house, Leonard suddenly saw something. The door of the opposite apartment was open, and a beautiful blonde girl in black denim shorts and a blue short-sleeved shirt was bending over to pack her luggage. A youthful and sexy breath rushed over.

"It's kind of bad... Nancy, the president of cBs entertainment department... Tellem let out a sigh, how could he miss the magic Yang!

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