The Alternate World Is Too Dangerous: I Hide In Reality And Rule!

"If you can ignore the affairs of rich and noble people, you can ignore them. If you really can't shirk them, don't worry about them too deeply. Don't ask too many questions."

"When doing things, look at three things, and make decisions before moving."

"I would rather drink the water of the poor than the wine of the powerful."

"When you see demons and ghosts, don't be in a hurry to kill them. A righteous ghost can become an adult, and an evil person can become a ghost."

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In Qingfeng Guan, Dawu recited some principles of life that his master taught him over the years, and not far away, there was a deep alley in Shangyang City.

Lin Ye took Zhang Wujiu to the innermost part of the alley, in front of the gate of the mansion with two red lanterns hanging. The two persimmon trees in the courtyard wall were a little more tender green than Lin Ye's last visit.

"Who lives here?"

Zhang Wujiu looked at Lin Ye. Lin Ye didn't explain, but said, "Senior, please knock on the door."

"I'm going to knock on the door?"

Zhang Wujiu gave Lin Ye a surprised look, but he still walked to the door and pressed the copper bell on the door.

The copper bell hit the door and made a crisp sound, but no one inside the door responded.

"Senior, kick the door!"

Seeing Zhang Wujue looking back at him, Lin Ye said something again, Zhang Wujuu pondered for a second, and kicked up the next moment.

boom!

The gate shook, the lasts on both sides shattered, the gate creaked and tilted backwards, and finally collapsed.

"presumptuous!"

An old woman's voice came, and then several rays of light shot at Zhang Wujue. Zhang Wujue moved his footsteps, and avoided these rays of light with a few steps. Lin Ye saw the last time he came. The old woman I saw appeared in front of the door at this moment.

"Dare to come here to make trouble, it's courting death!"

The old woman had an angry expression on her face. When Zhang Wujiu saw the old woman, her expression was a little wary. He could feel that the demonic aura and strength of the old woman were already close to that of the demon king.

"what happened?"

Zhang Wujiu glanced at Lin Ye, and questioned Lin Ye with his eyes.

"Grandma, we didn't do it on purpose. We just knocked on the door and no one paid attention. I want to ask that person to deal with the ghost!" Lin Ye said sincerely.

Zhang Wujiu looked at the inner courtyard in shock when he heard Lin Ye's words. Is there a strong man in this mansion who can deal with the ghost king?

Then he kicked the door just now?

Kicking the door of a strong man who can deal with the ghost king, what is the difference between this and courting death?

This son hurt me!

For a moment, Zhang Wujiu looked at Lin Ye with a look of fire, and Lin Ye returned an aggrieved expression, which meant that it was this time, and there was nothing he could do about it.

"Hmph, this is your business, what does it have to do with my fairy, don't forget the agreement between my fairy and your Qingfengguan, it's very good that my fairy didn't get into trouble."

The old woman had a sneer on her face. She obviously felt that Lin Ye was just thinking about it. It would be good if her fairy didn't help the ghost this time. How could she help deal with the ghost.

You must know that if Qingfeng Guan falls down, her own fairy can leave the mansion.

Lin Ye ignored the old woman's ridicule, but looked at the inner courtyard, and shouted: "Senior Fairy, with your strength, if you really want to leave Shangyang City, I'm afraid you won't be afraid of Qingfengguan. You live in Shangyang City After so many years, I think I have feelings for Shangyang City, and I don't want Shangyang City to be destroyed by that ghost king."

"Furthermore, there are still so many plants and trees in Shangyang City. Once the ghost king is out of trouble, everything within a radius of a hundred miles will disappear, including those plants and trees. These are all of the same family as you, senior. You should not bear to see them. Until they are devoured by the ghost king."

This last point was the reason why Lin Ye had a glimmer of hope.

The old Taoist told him that this is a monster made of grass and trees, and once the ghost king comes out, the grass and trees will also suffer. The whole Shangyang City can be said to be barren of grass.

"It's ridiculous, what is the status of my fairy, not to mention these plants that have not yet matured, even if they have become refined, how dare they say that they are of the same family as my fairy."

"You old slave, do you regard yourself as the master? Before the fairy replied, you kept chattering. What a wicked slave to deceive the master!"

Seeing the old woman's sarcasm and rebuttals again and again, Lin Ye couldn't help but rant directly. Anyway, Zhang Wujiu was there, and Zhang Wujiu was not the fairy's opponent, but he should be able to deal with the old woman.

Otherwise, the old woman's temper couldn't have remained at the level of sarcasm, and Zhang Wujiu couldn't have just stepped back and stood in front of the door.

"Yellow-mouthed boy, you dare to insult the old man like this, you are so angry!"

The old woman was furious at Lin Ye's words. She had served the fairy for many years. When had she been insulted like this? Her whole body was trembling. Her arms turned into two long vines and swept towards Lin Ye.

But Zhang Wujiu wouldn't let her do it. With a wave of the long sword, the pair of long vines were cut off and fell to the ground and turned into a few strands of hair.

The old woman was furious and was about to continue to fight, but there was a cold voice from the inner courtyard.

"Because you mentioned Cao Mu, I won't punish the two of you this time. Leave, I won't take action against that ghost king!"

Zhang Wujiu gasped when the word "Benxian" was mentioned in this voice, the only one who dares to call himself an immortal is the Yaoxian.

Looking at the world, there are only eight demons in total, but it seems that there is only one who is in the body of grass and trees.

Zhang Wujiu thought of the one recorded in the teacher's gate.

In an instant, his cold sweat came down, because that person's record was too scary.

Hearing this, Lin Ye's expression darkened. He knew very well that there was no room for turning back what a strong man at this level said.

However, he was still somewhat unwilling to give up.

"What conditions does the fairy have, you might as well put it up, and see if the boy can meet the fairy's shooting conditions."

"It's funny, it's up to you!"

The old woman laughed first. What kind of powerhouse is her own fairy?

There was also laughter from the inner courtyard, but it was not ridicule, but a kind of laughter as if hearing some interesting words.

"I heard that you are very accomplished in poetry. If you can write a poem that satisfies me on the spot, I can make a move, but even if I make a move, it must be before the ghost fog has filled the air. Forced out of that ghost cave."

Lin Ye was overjoyed at what the fairy said, but then he became a little discouraged. It was so difficult to force the ghost king out of the huge pit.

But no matter what, this is the only chance right now.

Poetry, I am really good at it.

In the real world, he even specially bought a copy of "Five Thousand Poems of Chinese Poems", in which all famous poems were included.

To satisfy this demon fairy...

Many poems related to flowers, plants and trees, or describing the beauty of women flashed through Lin Ye's mind.

The most beautiful one is naturally "Luo Shen Fu".

But Luoshen's endowment is not used in this scene. If there is enough time, he can modify it a little bit.

After a while, Lin Ye's eyes lit up, because he thought of an extremely suitable poem. This poem may not be beautiful in translation, but the artistic conception of the original text is extraordinary. The most important thing is that it is somewhat appropriate for this flower demon. .