The Age of Gods Return: Start To Kiss the Rift Girl

Uncle Xia looked terrified!

"The stuff you're talking about, can't it be this thing!"

"very scary!"

Lin Que grinned: "Master, don't look at this thing that looks like shit, but it smells bad and tastes delicious!"

As he spoke, Lin Que opened the glass bottle and rolled the jackfruit around with his fingers.

Under the astonished eyes of the two uncles, they put it in their mouths, licked it cleanly with a sizzle.

Uncle Xia: ミ●﹏☉ミ.

Uncle Furukawa: (°ー°〃).

"Lin Que, you are so disgusting!"

"Tell the uncle when you are hungry, there is no need to eat shit!"

Lin Que:! ! !

God eats shit!

Having said that, this thing smells stinky and tastes delicious.

If you don't believe me, try it, both of you!

"Ugly rejection!"

Uncle Xia resisted.

Just this stuff, just looking at it makes people sick, don't mention eating it!

Uncle Furukawa: "The dregs of medicine that I failed to refine are stronger than this!"

Uncle Xia nodded and agreed: "Even if I lose the happiness of being a man, I won't take a bite of this stuff if I don't get to meet those aunts!"

next second.

Lin Que, who ate a lot of jackfruit, began to change his body muscles. At first glance, he looked even stronger than before!

Uncle Xia looked shocked!

Fuck!

King Kong's whole body changed?

grunt!

Uncle Xia swallowed his saliva: "I suddenly feel that it's not bad to change the taste once in a while!"

It doesn't matter if Nima stinks or not, as long as you can make yourself stronger!

He also eats feces!

Lin Que shook his head and sighed!

From the beginning to the present, no one can escape the law of true fragrance!

"Don't worry, Mr. Xia, I'm getting you an upgrade package!"

Saying that, took out the lucky shit candy!

Amnesia Hammer!

Triple insurance!

With this combination, there is no aunt in Tiandao Academy that Uncle Xia can't take down!

Uncle Xia looked expectant: "Boy, how do you do it, tell me!"

"Don't worry, after the matter is completed, the benefits will be indispensable to you!"

"See, you haven't had a girlfriend yet!"

"This is my Yuyan's WeChat QR code, please scan it!"

Lin Que said seriously, "Master, I'm not that kind of person!"

That being said, there is no ambiguity in the movement of the hand, open the scan, add friends!

Uncle Xia didn't have the time to break Lin Que's prudence, he couldn't wait to open the glass bottle, smelling the stench coming out of it, he almost sent him away!

hiss!

Taking a deep breath of fresh air, looking at the aunt dancing in the playground, my heart was ruthless!

For love!

I worked hard!

He tilted his head, closed his eyes, and stared at the jackfruit in the glass bottle, and sucked it suddenly!

In an instant, the Dali jackfruit in the glass bottle was swept away, and all entered Uncle Xia's stomach.

_(′? `”∠)_.

"Wow!"

Uncle Xia immediately knelt on the ground and retched non-stop!

It is delicious to eat, but the smell inside the glass bottle is stinky!

I can't stand it!

next second.

The body of Uncle Xia, who was kneeling on the ground, began to change.

Muscles began to bulge in the originally old body, and the body continued to grow. In the blink of an eye, he became a strong man of 1.8 meters.

Tall and mighty!

Uncle Xia looked at his transformed body in disbelief, his eyes were almost on the ground.

"Damn it!"

"I feel like I'm so awesome right now!"

"Using Awei's eighteenth style, I can penetrate Blue Star!"

Lin Que was speechless.

Uncle Xia, you can stop the meeting!

Don't let illusions cloud your judgment!

Use Awei's eighteenth style to pierce Blue Star, your little brother will not agree!

Uncle Xia has already entered a state of swelling at this moment, picked up the lucky shit candy, and swallowed it in one gulp!

Boom!

At this second, he felt as if his body was being favored by a mysterious force!

Full of confidence!

"I am strong!"

"Boy, I unilaterally declare that you are my grandson-in-law!"

Lin Que: ヾ(●′?｀●)?.

This is not good!

After all, he is not the kind of casual person!

Uncle Xia picked up the amnesia hammer and murmured: "Is this something smashed?"

Lin Que: "It's just for hitting the head!"

Uncle Xia: "Oh~."

I understand!

As he said that, he picked up the pink amnesia hammer and smashed it on his forehead!

boom!

I didn't use much strength, but it hit the brain, buzzing!

When Lin Que and Uncle Furuhe saw Uncle Xia smashing themselves, their eyes widened and their faces were full of bewilderment!

Uncle Xia is singing which?

Be so hard on yourself!

Lin Que rubbed the center of his eyebrows: "Uncle Xia, you are useless!"

I saw Uncle Xia, who had been smashed all over by himself, with a dazed expression on his face.

"Oh~ I see!"

As soon as the words fell, he once again picked up the pink amnesia hammer and smashed it at his head...