The Age of Gods Return: Start To Kiss the Rift Girl

"Fatty, take off his pants and drip chili oil!"

"Brother Lin, wait until I beat his ass with a stick!"

Lin Que and Xiang Gan rubbed Qin Feng on the ground.

After playing for half an hour in a row, I stopped!

Lin Que threw away the whip in his hand, wiped his sweat, "You're so tired!"

Xiang Gan echoed: "That's right, I'm exhausted and thin!"

On the ground, Qin Feng was aggrieved and lifted his pants!

In the past, he was the one who used the overlord gun to hurt others, but he didn't expect it to be his turn to get hurt today!

There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who will the heaven spare!

Lin Que looked at the flying wing bones and soul jade carvings all over the floor, and started his boring life of scavenging waste.

It is impossible to work part-time, and you can only live by picking up soul jade.

Rumble!

At this moment, a deafening sound came.

Hey!

A more ferocious sand sculpture stood on the top of the building not far away, staring at Lin Que and the three of them.

Lin Que's old face darkened: "A B-level monster, a sand sculpture!"

He finally understood, what are those undead winged bone carvings calling, they are calling for rescuers!

"escape!"

As soon as the words fell, the three of them were about to run away.

However……

They found that the escape route had been destroyed by the explosion just now and became a dead end.

Xiang Gan had a bitter look on his face: "No, it's so unlucky!"

Unlucky?

Suddenly, Lin Que raised his right hand covered with stinky shit, and remembered something.

grunt!

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the side effect of the stinky dog ​​shit happened again and again!

The half-hour nightmare has begun!

"Humans, dare to kill my little brother, die!"

The demon power of the sand sculpture exploded, turning into flying knives with yellow feathers, attacking and killing Lin Que!

"Run!"

Seeing this, Lin Que quickly tore open the wormhole, and the three of them got in, appearing a hundred meters away.

"You can't escape!"

The sand sculpture fluttered its wings and flew a hundred meters in an instant, chasing after it.

Lin Que used Void Teleport along the way, and the soul power in his body was quickly consumed.

What the hell, wait for the old man to drink a can of milk powder and see who will die of exhaustion first.

But Lin Que spent a long time digging out, but he didn't even get a can of Xiaolu brand milk powder.

What about my milk powder?

Ding!

System: Brother, the milk powder has been used up!

Boom!

Lin Que froze in place as if struck by lightning.

o(╥﹏╥)o.

What the heck!

playing with me!

System: Brother, stop complaining, run, the sand sculpture is here!

Qin Feng was in a hurry: "Lin Que, open the hole quickly!"

I'm going to fuck your daughter-in-law!

Do you think I don't want to open a hole?

The pile driver still has to use electricity, didn't you see that I lost my soul power?

Give me a bite!

In desperation, Lin Que found three bicycles that had been left aside!

Savior!

"Get in the car!"

The three of Lin Que jumped into the car, and just as they were about to pedal, they were stunned!

Except for Qin Feng's car, the rest of the tires are flat!

There is no way, the three of them can only ride a bicycle and escape desperately!

"Overloaded!"

"You two should lose weight!"

Qin Feng tried his best to pedal the bicycle like crazy!

After living for eighteen years, this is the first time he took two people by bicycle!

Lin Que roared angrily: "I surpass your sister, this is a bicycle!"

Xiang Gan: "You can't accelerate at zero speed, you have to add a bottle of No. 95 Happy Life Water!"

Qin Feng's face turned red. If it wasn't for the sand sculpture behind his butt, he really wanted to kill this fat pig!

Lin Que sat on top of Xiang Gan's head and observed the surroundings. Suddenly, he found a group of imperial spirits not far away, and his eyes lit up.

"Baldy Qin, where to go, there are many people!"

"receive!"

Qin Feng's soul power was running all over his body, the pedals were all gone by him, his legs turned into hot wheels and he ran wildly, and the wheels of the car sparked all the way.

In the end, the wheels were gone.

Qin Feng held the frame of the bicycle in his hand the whole time, and ran wildly with Xiang Gan on his back, and Xiang Gan carried Lin Que on his back!

Studio.

"Baldy brother, don't run away, look down, you have nothing on your bicycle, and you still ride a chicken feather? It's better to just carry two people on your back."

"Another silly kid who was tricked by Lin Buxiu!"

"I'm laughing, please burn the paper if you have something to do!"

Lost place.

Not far in front of Lin Que, Wang Xiu and the others noticed the movement here, so they decided to take a look.

He saw Lin Que and the other three riding a...bike, rushing towards them all the way.

Wang Xiu: "Lin Que, if there is a way to heaven, you don't take it, but if there is no way to hell, you choose yourself!"

"Today I……"

call out!

Qin Feng stomped on the ground, and drove Lin Que and Xiang Gan past, ignoring Wang Xiu at all.

How dare you ignore me?

Just when Wang Xiu was about to speak harshly, San'er on the side shouted loudly.

"Captain, Sand Sculpture!"

Wang Xiu immediately slapped him across the face: "You're a sand sculpture!"

San'er held her head and pointed behind her in aggrieved way: "Captain, I didn't say you are a sand sculpture, I said that there is a B-level sand sculpture!"

Wang Xiu: (°ー°〃).

"Sand sculpture wow!"

"Run!"

"Goddamn Lin Que, you're going to die!"

"I curse you for using your fingers to go to the toilet!"