Superstars In Parallel Time and Space

Superstar in Parallel Time and Space Chapter 704 National Hilarious Laughter (2-in-1) Audio Novel Listen Online

They stopped in front of a sign, and Chen Jianguo said, "Here we are, this is the most expensive restaurant in Shanghai, Scotland is flirting."

"Master, you read it backwards, this is a Scottish sentiment!"

"This place is very expensive, we want to eat here"

"We brought money, 30,000, is it enough, did you bring your bag?"

"what bag"

"Backpack, the backpack that holds the money!"

"I didn't take it..." Tao Yaoyao suddenly widened her eyes, expressing her remorse.

"You have to do something, such an important thing, you forgot!" Chen Jianguo said angrily, "Forget it, do you have any money in your pocket?"

"One point, more than seventy yuan."

"I still have 400, let's make do with it."

"Come on, waiter!"

Chen Jianguo and Tao Yaoyao found a seat, and after they sat at the table, Chen Jianguo greeted them.

"I'm sorry, sir, we are a high-end hotel and do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

At this time, the waiter played by Chen Mubai appeared.

But everyone burst into laughter again, and thunderous applause.

This is just the beginning, everyone has laughed and applauded a few times, and the effect is very good.

Chen Mubai's clothes are also eye-catching, very feminine, and his lower body is still a long skirt with a girlish ethnic style.

"What, we're here for dinner!" Chen Jianguo said loudly, dissatisfied.

"Ah, I'm here to eat." Chen Mubai looked surprised, and then apologized: "I've never seen such a combination, I'm sorry, sir!"

"I said girl, this meal is very important."

Chen Mubai immediately retorted loudly: "Who do you call a girl, she is a pure man!"

"Ah, then why are you dressed like this, and you're still wearing a skirt?" Chen Jianguo was shocked. 0

"This is the clothing style of our hotel, Scottish style, sir, do you understand?"

Chen Mubai started to introduce his own clothes to Chen Jianguo, and then suddenly found a problem. It was originally a pair of trousers, but he wore it into a skirt. He said shyly, "Oh, I'm wearing it wrong."

Chen Mubai's pretentious shyness and their direct dialogue once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.

In fact, it's only a few minutes, but every 2 minutes or so, everyone will be amused.

The baggage set by the lines is really funny, coupled with the costumes of these people, the laughter is like thunder.

"Let me ask you, how much does a good banquet cost?" Chen Jianguo asked.

"Twenty thousand or so."

"Ten to twenty thousand." Chen Jianguo's tone was a little procrastinated, and then he said, "Is there such a situation, I finished eating today, and I will pay tomorrow."

"Overlord's Meal" If you don't pay for it, you still expect to pay next time. It's not about Overlord's Meal.

"No, I have money." Chen Jianguo denied his words, and at the same time took out 100 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Chen Mubai.

"What is this for?"

"Here's a tip."

Chen Mubai took the money, with a happy smile on his face: "Oh, sir, you are too handsome!"

"The guest is here, you want to give me face, the money is not for nothing." Chen Jianguo warned.

"When I'm ordering, you carry it around for me."

"No problem, what do you want me to do"

"You have to face, but you can't spend too much, if I order expensive dishes"

Chen Mubai answered: "I said no!"

"You are too smart!" Chen Jianguo praised.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Okay, I learned this trick!"

"Using a hundred yuan to save face, the arrangement is clear!"

"Chen Mubai's routine is okay, and the facts are also achievable. Tips will definitely cost much less money directly."

"Learn a trick, use it tomorrow!"

At this moment, Tao Yaoyao said, "Grandpa, I'm hungry."

"A bowl of noodles." Chen Jianguo said.

"Okay, 78 a bowl."

Chen Jianguo looked at him in surprise: "What kind of noodles are so expensive?"

"Scottish pasta."

"Isn't the halogen expensive?"

"Halogen doesn't need money.

"

"Okay, then give me a bowl of brine first, taste the saltiness!"

"Ah" Chen Mubai was confused: "I haven't lived like this!"

"That's because I didn't come. If I had come, I would have done so by now." Chen Jianguo said calmly.

"If I said that the noodles don't cost money, did you ask me for the noodles?" Chen Mubai turned around to get the brine, complaining in a low voice.

"Ms. Xu, who dreams of being a singer, is here. You have to fight for my face. This is the best opportunity in your life. Grasp it. Grandpa has trained you for more than forty years."

Tao Yaoyao explained: "Grandpa, how old am I?"

"I have trained your dad for more than 30 years. Your dad is a semi-finished product. I have trained the stationmaster of Chenghua Station. You must surpass him. Do you know, do you have the determination?"

Tao Yaoyao confidently said: "Yes!"

"Make up your mind."

"The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach!"

The crowd burst into laughter again and began to applaud.

Afterwards, the host Xu Jie appeared on the stage, and everyone laughed again at the conversation between them.

After a while of embarrassment, everyone sat down and began to order.

"Let's eat whatever we want, you come," Xu Jie said politely to Chen Jianguo.

"Life in the countryside is different from the past now. Work harder. How much money can you eat? Let me order."

Chen Jianguo winked at Chen Mubai, and then began to order: "Four Australian abalones."

"Sorry, no." Chen Mubai replied with a smile.

Everyone laughed again. This is because the tip given earlier had an effect.

"Four catties of Australian lobster."

"Sorry, it's not that big."

"How big is it?" Chen Jianguo said thoughtfully.

"More than a catty"

"Do you have any more than a catty?" Chen Jianguo's voice stretched a lot.

"Yes or no?" Chen Mubai looked at Chen Jianguo and said.

"Is there any? This is your store. If you don't know, you still ask me. It's not bad for money!"

"Oh, no!" Chen Mubai nodded decisively.

Chen Jianguo was also puzzled, how come such a big restaurant doesn't have any dishes?

So he took the menu and said, "Let me see if there are any home-cooked dishes. Don't order things like shark's fin."

"Don't eat the fishbone if you have one. Once I ate a fishbone and got stuck. In the end, I choked on steamed buns and soaked in vinegar, but it didn't work. Finally, the hospital took it out with tweezers."

Shark fins and fish bones are not the same thing, Chen Jianguo's serious look made people laugh again.

Chen Jianguo dressed up as an honest and honest farmer, but he was playing tricks, which really made people laugh.

"I said, your store doesn't have anything, what are you doing, is it easy for this person to come? Find your boss!" Chen Jianguo pretended to be dissatisfied.

"No." Chen Mubai continued.

"Have you remembered that you are not the boss!"

"Ah, boss, the boss is out."

"What do you want to eat?" Chen Jianguo had no choice but to turn around and ask Xu Jie.

"Have a little home-cooked food, folk."

"Bring a small pheasant stewed with mushrooms." Chen Jianguo said.

Chen Mubai shook his head and said, "No."

Chen Jianguo coughed twice and said, "You can have this."

"This one really doesn't exist."

""

Xu Jie watched the conversation between the two with a dazed expression, not knowing what was going on.

The audience in the audience was already laughing, and some younger people began to clap their stomachs and slap the table, their stomachs twitching from laughter.

The older people looked at the skit with smiles all over their faces, and everyone's applause was fierce and resounded like thunder.

Apparently, they enjoyed the skit very much, and it made them laugh out loud.

"Well, we have it! Come on, girl, bring these things, thank you for bringing them, I brought them for you specially, now eat them directly."

"Brother, you can't eat pheasants. This is to protect animals."

"It's domesticated, it's okay, come on, idiot."

Chen Mubai was furious: "Who do you call an idiot?"

"No, I'm talking about an idiot."

"No!" Chen Mubai was impatient.

"Come on, I have it!"

"Brother, do you prepare all the materials yourself when you come to the restaurant?" Xu Jie asked in surprise.

"He didn't wow. The problem is that he has nowhere to look for money." Chen Jianguo said seriously: "Come on, Mr. Xu is here, please show me at your hotel."

Chen Mubai thought for a while and said, "I'll give you one as a gift."

"Oh, sir, I didn't say it, why are you so picky? You see, you didn't order one, and we have to take one after we're done."

Chen Mubai was speechless, with a helpless expression.

The applause sounded again, and everyone looked at the two people on the stage like living treasures, which made everyone laugh so hard that they couldn't stop.

"I said boy, it's not that none of us didn't order, but after I ordered, you didn't have abalone or lobster."

"Aren't you wondering?" Chen Mubai sneered.

Chen Jianguo immediately resisted. If the things he explained before were told, it would be over!

It might also offend Xu Jie, so he naturally wanted to hide it, so he wanted to divert the topic.

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"Stop talking, there will be one later, what should I do?"

"No, am I short of money?"

Chen Mubai said: "I know that my uncle is not short of money, but Mr. Xu came here after a long time. We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Don't look at my young age, but I have concluded that a person's life is actually short. Sometimes I sleep with you. They are exactly the same, once you close your eyes and then open them, a day passes, if you close your eyes, a lifetime passes, right?"

"Young man, incisive!" Xu Jie praised.

"What the hell, he's a fart!" Chen Jianguo added.

"Money is something outside the body. The most painful thing for a person is that the money is not spent when the person dies."

Xu Jie looked at Chen Mubai approvingly, thinking it was very reasonable.

At this time, the audience in the audience also started to applaud warmly, indicating that what he said was right.

In life, all things are things outside of the body. If you don’t bring things you don’t take with you when you die, you should live a little more chicly. This is also one of the concepts conveyed to you by this sketch.

After the applause, Chen Jianguo began to answer: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

Everyone looked at Chen Jianguo suspiciously.

"People are alive, but the money is gone." Chen Jianguo looked serious.

"Ha ha!"

"It makes sense!"

"This is brilliant!"

"Oh, I was caught off guard by this bend!"

"Regardless of which sentence, these two sentences are very reasonable. We still have to treat them dialectically. If you have money, you can't be too picky. Live a little more openly. If you don't have money, save a little, otherwise you will really choose a desperate situation if you spend too much money."

"Old Chen is fine." Liu Fenfang sat below, watching Chen Jianguo's performance, very pleased.

In fact, Chen Jianguo's performance was beyond her expectation. She did not expect it to be so good. She kept applauding for her husband. It was the first time she saw Chen Jianguo's comedy talent.

Although it is closely related to the script, Chen Jianguo's image of an authentic farmer is very good. His honest appearance makes those things he does and says, which makes it easier to make people laugh.

Just like honest people telling nonsense in a serious manner, it is easier to make others laugh when honest people tell jokes.

This is the contrast effect brought by the appearance. After all, in everyone's impression, honest people are very simple and honest, and they don't know how to play tricks at all. Once the appearance and behavior are reversed, it will have a comic effect.

Then, it was the moment when Chen Jianguo started to make connections. He wanted to invite his granddaughter, Xu Jie's dream singer, so he specially invited him here for a banquet.

Once again, the old saying is confirmed, if you don't have anything to do, you can either rape or steal.

"Come on, report yourself." Xu Jie said.

"I am from xxxxxxx village"

"I'm very happy, I found my grandpa who was afraid of me!"

Tao Yaoyao excitedly said: "I am very grateful to my grandfather for giving me this opportunity. I thank your eight generations of ancestors, no, I thank you on behalf of the eight generations of ancestors. I will never forget you in this life, and I will never let you go even if I am a ghost." !"

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"Awesome!"

"666666"

"I am convinced!"

"Chen Mubai, I am convinced of your brain hole!"

"I'm stupid, it's scary, is this a thank you, isn't this killing them all?"

This script must have been written by Chen Mubai. After all, he has made so many movies before, so it is not a problem to compose the story of the script. The other three people are not professional, so the script can only be written by Chen Mubai.

The bullet screens appeared endlessly, densely packed like Guo Jiang Zhiqing, but everyone was praising Chen Mubai's ability and his good script writing.

Apart from the black humor of Crazy Stone, this is the first time Chen Mubai has used this kind of story to show his comic effect.

He used to be very humorous, and what he said on various occasions made people laugh, but no one thought that he could really transform his usual humorous cells into a script. This kind of straightforward and funny is surprising.

It's not that black humor isn't funny, but because it's artistic.

The difference between vulgar and elegant, the black humor of Crazy Stone is a high-end comedy with artistic processing, giving people a tall feeling, the language is not the kind of simple and straightforward funny, but a higher level of comedy effect .

This skit is not bad for money. It is simple and straightforward, and it is also funny in everyday language. The level of comedy effect of the two is different. x

However, there is no distinction between vulgar and elegant, and it is best to make people laugh.

At present, it seems that Chen Mubai has done both very successfully, at least everyone who is watching this sketch can't help but laugh.

"Why do I sound a little panicky?" Xu Jie said with lingering fear.

After the girl finished speaking, Chen Jianguo hurriedly smoothed things over. After all, she said something wrong, for fear that she would make Xu Jie unhappy.

"This kid means to get revenge on you, no, it's reimbursement, no, no, no, it's to repay your kindness, to repay your kindness, I can't forget you when I go out, come on, sing a song!"

"I sang Tao Yaoyao's Later."

Then, Tao Yaoyao began to sing.

The reason for choosing this song is that the lyrics are simple and easy to understand, and the melody is beautiful and beautiful, which can be appreciated by men, women and children. After all, it is about a love experience that everyone has experienced.

Especially those sitting here are all the leaders and family members. Everyone is old, and they have all been young before. Who hasn't passed away yet?

"Come on, play the one who cries and sings, cries and talks." Chen Jianguo pulled Tao Yaoyao and said.

Xu Jie stopped and said, "Wait a minute, even crying and talking about what show it is?"

Chen Jianguo replied solemnly: "It's my family's difficulties and difficulties."

"Award acceptance speech!" Chen Jianguo understood: "I haven't participated in the program yet, I have an award acceptance speech."

"Mainly her grandpa is here, I don't know what to do yet?"

Chen Jianguo smiled and said: "Look, when I say three numbers, she will cry, 123, cry, don't you have feelings for grandpa, here is the photo of grandpa."

"" Xu Jie was speechless.

"Let's not talk about it, the talent is wrong, and the singing is pretty good." Xu Jie said hastily.

"That's not bad. If I can do it, so can I."

"Where are you?" Chen Jianguo asked.

"Dream singer!"

"You pull it down, this is a matter of the art circle, you go!"

"Let me sing a song"

"I won't let you sing!"

"Don't let me sing, I'll tell you what you told me!"

Chen Jianguo was shocked, and then said honestly: "He must sing her well."

"Let's start, let's declare our family name." Xu Jie said.

Chen Mubai picked up the microphone and began to say: "I have the same fate as her. I also have a grandfather named Xu."

"Pull it down!" Chen Jianguo scolded.

"I'll imitate the show."

"Who to imitate"

"Teacher Chen Mubai."

"let's start."

"I will bring you Mr. Chen Mubai's pure heart for chasing dreams."

The reason for choosing this song is to tell everyone that his original intention remains unchanged and he will never forget it.

This is the stage of the CCTV gala, his singing can be heard by audiences all over the country, and at the same time, it can also let the leaders see his heart.

He is really grateful that the government has given him many policy advantages and escorted him, so he chose this song to tell everyone that his heartfelt voice is also to show the government that he will definitely work hard.

Singing this song live was very shocking. After all, it is a rock song. Even though the Spring Festival Gala has been held for so long and it is coming to an end, this song once again brought the atmosphere of the venue to life. The atmosphere is hot!

Under the stage, the young people screamed excitedly. It was a group of older elders. Listening to this passionate song, the blood seemed to start to boil, and the heart was full of excitement.

This is the charm of hot-blooded rock songs. The high-pitched roar that resounds through the sky can let everyone hear the thoughts and spirit of the heart most intuitively and clearly, and it is very easy to infect the emotions of others.

"Okay, okay, the two of you form a team, it's not bad money!"

"Thank you grandpa!"

"Thank you grandpa!"

Tao Yaoyao and Chen Mubai thanked each other repeatedly.

"Well, why don't you take me with you!" Chen Jianguo hesitated.

"Brother, you can sing too."

"Try it." Chen Jianguo said with a silly smile.

"Actually, there's something I didn't tell you, maybe my grandpa can do it!"

""

Chen Mubai and others finished their performance, and the four of them bowed to the audience in front of the stage and TV.

"marvelous!"

"This skit is so beautiful!"

"Amazing!"

"It was very funny and really opened my eyes!"

"I thought that the absence of Teacher Zhao Qinian would make this Spring Festival Gala dull, but I didn't expect Chen Mubai's sketch to be so good. I think Teacher Zhao Qinian's work is even better!"

"I watched the whole thing with a smile, and my stomach still hasn't recovered. I've never had a sketch that made me laugh for so long. Chen Mubai is amazing!"

Viewers across the country were expressing their opinions one after another at this moment, and topics related to Chen Mubai quickly appeared in the hot searches on WeChat.

This sketch is also a hot search, and everyone is discussing the sketch of not bad money.

"At first I thought Chen Mubai's commercial comedy was not necessarily funny, but after watching Not Bad Money, I think I was wrong!"

"I'm looking forward to it. After this skit, I'm even more looking forward to his new movie Lost in Thailand. Tomorrow is the first day of the new year. The cinema will support it!"

"Me too, I must watch Lost in Thailand tomorrow!"

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