Super Comic System

Click!

boom!

Without raising his head, Xiao Zimo shot at the tree trunk beside him.

"Fuck! Brat, I just took your roe, do you need to act like this?" Then, an old voice sounded again.

Whoosh!

A white-haired old man appeared in front of Xiao Zimo and Yun Ziyao.

The black hair is already like the first snow falling in the severe winter, like the first frost in autumn. The silver hair is half hidden and half hidden, looming. Wrinkles on the face, like the twists and turns of the past. He has a short but hard mustache, two deep-set eyes, deep and bright, and looks very energetic. There is not much flesh on his body, and he is as thin as an old osprey. Every finger of the old man's hand could not be stretched straight, and the inside and outside were covered with calluses. The whole looked like a small rake made of branches, with a gourd pinned to his waist. I saw him holding the roe that Xiao Zimo had just beaten in one hand, and the musk in the other. He opened his mouth, which was almost black with yellow in it, with jagged teeth like dog teeth, his mouth was full of alcohol, and his body was shaking. He walked up to Xiao Zimo and said.

"Master, tell me if you want to eat, do you need to grab it?" Xiao Zimo looked at the old man in front of him and said a little speechlessly.

"I don't know you before, why would you give it to me!" The old man said staggeringly, a pair of deep-set eyes flashed a glimmer of light.

"The two of us can't finish eating this roe! And it's a national first-class protected animal. Do you think we might sell it?" Xiao Zimo said, scratching his head and looking at the extremely sloppy old man in front of him.

"Really? Young man, don't think I'm a bad old man, just lie to me." The old man stepped forward, looked at Xiao Zimo and said.

"No, sir, put it down! I'll light a fire for you right away..." The corners of Xiao Zimo's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Although he said so on the surface, he secretly slandered in his heart. People who can steal things from under my nose must be stronger than me. This kind of people can usually grab what they want directly. Do you need to say so much? ?

I must have met a fake cultivator...

Xiao Zimo shook his head secretly in his heart.

"That's good! Here you are, you have to roast it for me!" As he said, the old man handed the deer roe in his hand to Xiao Zimo, then sat on the ground and stared at him without blinking, as if Xiao Zimo The movement of fleeing made him look like a system.

Xiao Zimo had no choice but to run around and pick up some dry branches, piled them together, found two forked branches and inserted them on the ground, took a slightly thicker branch, and put the bark on it Cut off all of them, exposing the smooth flesh inside, and then put it horizontally on two branches, thus forming a simple barbecue grill.

"Xiao Zimo, you are so amazing!" Yun Ziyao looked at Xiao Zimo who had set up a barbecue in an instant, and stared at him with starry eyes.

"I can only use this kind of trick to please girls. In fact, I'm just a good-for-nothing waste." Saying this, the old man took off the gourd pinned to his waist.

boom!

He opened the gourd plug, and a strong aroma of wine quickly spread around, making Xiao Zimo couldn't help looking over.

"Grandpa, it's wrong for you to speak like this. What do you mean by being strong on the outside and working on the inside? Where did you see it?" Yun Ziyao became unhappy when she heard someone speak ill of Xiao Zimo.

"Why...why are you unhappy when I say him?" The old man took a sip of his wine, glanced at Yun Ziyao and said.

"I...I..." When the old man said this, Yun Ziyao's face immediately turned red, and she hesitated for a long time without saying a word.

"Young people today! Hey..." The old man shook his head, drinking wine to himself.

After a while, Xiao Zimo finally cut out the deer's flesh piece by piece, and put it on the branch. He didn't care if there were outsiders, a flame burst out from the palm of his left hand, and he pressed it against the prepared leaves. and branches above.

"En?" Seeing the flame suddenly appearing in Xiao Zimo's hand, the old man was only slightly surprised, and drank the wine on his own.

While roasting the roe deer meat, Xiao Zimo and Yun Ziyao were chatting, and the old man was drinking beside him, feeling very comfortable.

laugh! laugh! laugh!

After a while, the roe deer meat was roasted until it was golden brown, exuding bursts of meaty aroma. Even though no seasoning was added, wisps of fragrance still wafted in the air.

"It seems!" Yun Ziyao sniffed her pretty nose, with an excited smile on her face.

"Good boy, it's cheaper for you now..." Suddenly, the old man at the side said a word.

When Xiao Zimo and Xiao Zimo were puzzled, the old man turned over and walked in front of the roe deer meat, poured the wine from the wine gourd in his hand on the golden roe roe meat, and let out a snort, the smell of meat mixed with the smell of wine quickly Whet the appetites of the three present.

Yun Ziyao looked at the roe deer meat in front of her, she didn't know how to eat it as she was spoiled.

Fortunately, Xiao Zimo took out a few branches that he had peeled off the bark, stuck them on one of the pieces of meat, and handed them to Yun Ziyao.

"Thank you." Yun Ziyao smiled sweetly, took the roe deer meat from Xiao Zimo's hand, and ate it bit by bit, and the old man looked like a starved ghost reincarnated.

I saw that he did not know where to find a sharp object, stabbed it on the roe deer meat, and stuffed it into his mouth without any thought.

"It's delicious!" A piece of roe deer meat was eaten up by Yun Ziyao in a short time, and she was full of praise for Xiao Zimo's craftsmanship.

Roar!

Suddenly, there was a roar in the jungle.

clatter! clatter! clatter! clatter! clatter!

The ground gradually trembled, a group of birds fluttered up, and the birdsong resounded throughout the sky, as if they saw something extraordinary.

clatter! clatter! clatter! clatter! clatter!

Then, a huge tiger appeared in front of Xiao Zimo and the others, drooling at them, his eyes full of bloodthirsty light.

"This tiger...why is it so big!" Xiao Zimo couldn't help but widen his eyes when he looked at the tiger, which was almost one story tall.

Yun Ziyao screamed directly, hid behind Xiao Zimo's back, and looked at the tiger in front of her in fear.

"This little guy ran out again." The old man lay lazily on the haystack beside him, drinking comfortably, and glanced at the tiger. liquor.

tick!

Looking at Xiao Zimo and Yun Ziyao, the tiger's mouth was dripping non-stop, it seemed that it already regarded Xiao Zimo and Yun Ziyao as lunch.