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The plastic surgery department has officially opened. Chen Qi hasn't started advertising yet, but patients have already arrived.

One is XX in men, and the other is macrosomia in girls. Not to mention anything else, just hearing the names of these two diagnoses immediately aroused the gossip among the entire hospital staff.

Everyone's attention suddenly shifted from burn surgery to plastic surgery.

So from time to time there would be some medical staff from other departments, especially those from administrative departments, wearing white coats and pretending to come to do errands or consult, just to watch the fun.

What is the most important thing about plastic surgery?

That must be privacy.

The patient is not a monkey, you can visit at will?

They already have low self-esteem because of some physical defect. If you have a lot of people watching, are you going to let people live? Who will dare to come to Yue Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital for treatment in the future?

So the plastic surgery inpatient department posted a notice saying that if surgical medical staff went to the ward to disturb patients without any reason, they would be deducted 10 yuan at a time.

As a result, Chen Qi found out later that many medical staff could not help but be curious and found various excuses to watch the excitement. Some were even more ruthless and simply handed out 10 yuan as a ticket.

Later, as the director of the department, Yan Shifan had to increase the fine to 50 yuan, which put an end to all kinds of gods.

Chen Qi didn't care about such trivial matters. He was trotting into the plastic surgery inpatient department. At this time, a group of doctors were waiting for him.

Xu Xiaowei looked at his watch and said openly, "Dean Chen, you are late. It's already 8:20."

Chen Qi repeatedly begged for mercy:

"I'm sorry, my daughter has a fever today. She held my arm early in the morning and asked me to stay with her at home. I managed to escape through hard talk. Okay, since everyone is ready, let's go to the ward for rounds."

Xu Xiaowei reminded: "Dean Chen, you haven't put on your work clothes yet."

The border leader said impatiently:

"The boss's work clothes are in the dean's office. This trip takes more than ten minutes. Anyway, the boss is checking two patients, so let's just go. Who doesn't know dean Chen yet?"

Chen Qi thought the same thing. He was the dean anyway. Who dared to say that he didn't abide by the hospital's rules and regulations? Stand up and take two steps?

And a few decades later, almost no dean still wears a white coat. They all have neat and official suits. With his hands crossed in front of him, even a fool can tell that he is a big leader.

"Okay, then hurry up and go check the ward first."

First, we arrived at Zhao Yongzhong’s ward.

When Zhao Yongzhong saw Chen Qi coming in, he immediately sat up excitedly: "Dean Chen, can I have surgery?"

After the patient was admitted to the hospital, he underwent a full set of examinations, on the one hand, to find the cause of the disease.

On the other hand, it also allows the hospital to make a lot of money from examination fees, especially for township entrepreneurs like Zhao Yongzhong. If they are not short of money, the examination orders will be issued like snowflakes, and the banknotes will float into the People's Hospital like snowflakes.

"Old Zhao, we have found out the cause of the disease. There is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

Zhao Yongzhong was stunned for a moment, thinking that this hospital doesn't follow routines. How can he give away good news with bad news?

"I, I'll hear the good news first."

"The good news is that you can do the surgery. We have arranged the surgery for you tomorrow. After the stitches are removed, you can have your breasts lifted and live a normal life."

Zhao Yongzhong waved his fist excitedly:

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can finally resume my normal life without being laughed at. What about the bad news, Dean Chen?"

The border alliance quickly sent a checklist, and Chen Qi took it and handed it to Zhao Yongzhong:

"The bad news is that the cause of your abnormal development of XX has been found. You now have thyroid cancer + hyperthyroidism at the same time."

"Ah? I have breast growth, why is it related to the thyroid gland?"

The XX becomes larger. To put it simply, too much estrogen is secreted, which makes men develop towards Savadika.

The principle is that when men suffer from hyperthyroidism, the secretion of androstenedione in the body will increase, which can be converted into estrogen through peripheral aromatase.

In addition, when thyroid hormone increases during hyperthyroidism, the concentration of sex hormone-binding globulin in the blood increases, and the amount of bound androgens also increases, thereby increasing the ratio of unbound estrogen to testosterone.

The above two reasons will lead to an absolute or relative increase in estrogen levels, so some male patients will experience sexual development or even sexual overflow.

Everyone thought that it would be miserable enough for a big man to have his penis grow bigger, and he would also secrete sexual fluids, which would make people collapse just thinking about it.

"What, my husband also has cancer???"

Zhao Yongzhong experienced great joy and sorrow in an instant, and the couple hugged each other and cried.

In the eyes of ordinary people, getting cancer is equivalent to a suspended death sentence. Anyway, even if you don't die this year, you won't be able to escape next year. King Yama has notified you.

Seeing Chen Qi burst into tears, he couldn't bear it, so he consoled him:

"Okay, okay, don't cry. We are here. Let me tell you, thyroid cancer is different from other stomach and lung cancers. Thyroid cancer is also called happiness cancer..."

Before Chen Qi finished speaking, the patient in the bed next to him was dissatisfied. As soon as this man opened his mouth, he smelled like Northeastern dirt:

"Dean Chen, please stop laughing. You have cancer. Are you still happy?"

Chen Qi smiled: "Hey, Northeast Bank? Do you know Hou Guifen, that ruthless banker?"

The patient in the bed next to him scratched his head, obviously confused about who Hou Guifen was. Chen Qi ignored him and continued to comfort Zhao Yongzhong and his wife:

"Lao Zhao is also lucky. He got rutoid carcinoma, the most common type of thyroid cancer. This type is well differentiated, relatively low in malignancy, and has a promising prognosis. There is currently no metastasis of cervical lymph nodes, so it can be completely removed by surgery. , has almost no impact on your lifespan.”

"Really?" Zhao Yongzhong and his wife stopped crying and looked at Chen Qi hopefully.

"Really, tomorrow you will have a cut on the top and a cut on the bottom, and then you will need to take medicine for the rest of your life."

Zhao Yongzhong and his wife also cried with joy: "We all listen to you, Dean Chen, and we will do whatever you say."

Seeing that the patients' emotions had stabilized, Chen Qi took out his pen and said with a smile:

"Okay, Lao Zhao, you lie down first. I'm going to draw a few circles on your chest. Today I need to determine the scope of surgery and the choice of incisions."

Zhao Yongzhong obediently took off his shirt, revealing a woman's vagina, and then lay down on the bed.

At this time, the patients and their family members in other beds in the ward craned their necks to look over. Chen Qi smoothly closed the curtain to block the sight of outsiders.

Chen Qi first compared the examination report form, then touched the patient's two XX with his hand, then used a "marker" to draw two circles on the patient's chest, and drew a solitary line at the surgical incision.

While Chen Qi was busy drawing the line, no one knew that someone was quietly taking photos with a camera on the glass outside the ward.

One of them is a photo of Chen Qi touching the penis with both hands (actually a palpation examination), and the other is a photo of Chen Qi drawing on the penis.

The current inpatient department of the People's Hospital is still a bungalow built in the 1950s and 1960s, so people walking outside can see the scene in the ward through the glass windows.

Patients these days don't pay much attention to personal privacy. In order to avoid being stuffy, they often like to open the windows to get some air.

This provides convenience for passersby to watch the excitement. Of course, the patients don't care much. After all, President Chen is a celebrity, and it is very common for people to watch.

Chen Qi didn't know that he had been followed and taken photos. After completing the pre-operative preparations, he went to the next hospital for ward rounds.

The second home is the place where Yue Opera actor Ping Heling lives.

When Ping Heling saw Chen Qi coming in, he quickly stood up from the bed. He was wearing a long gown, probably a costume borrowed from the theater troupe, to cover the huge thing on his chest.

Those who can become opera actors were called actors in ancient times, later called art troupes, and finally called entertainers or artists.

One of the characteristics of this group of people is that they are beautiful, especially those eyes that are very lively, which can attract people's attention at first glance.

The other is that he has a good temperament. After all, actors have to practice every day and have physical requirements, so just standing there gives people a different feeling.

For example, when a female college student from Communication University walks out, her temperament, dress, appearance, and figure stand out among the crowd. Otherwise, why would there be so many luxury cars at the entrance of Communication University alone on weekends?

Therefore, even if the Ping Heling in front of her is without makeup, she is absolutely beautiful, delicate, and charming. In addition, the actor's voice has been practiced, and it is particularly beautiful.

If the little girl hadn't suffered from macroscopic X, she would have been a perfect lover, which also paved the way for the subsequent turmoil.

As soon as Chen Qi entered the room, he joked: "Classmate Xiaoping, your conditions are good. The three-person room has become a one-person room."

In order to protect Ping Heling's privacy and reduce her psychological responsibility, the plastic surgery department arranged a room for one person for her even though the hospital bed was extremely tight, and she was given preferential treatment.

Ping Heling is an actor. After getting over his initial shyness, he is now more generous again:

"Thank you, Director Chen, and thank you, Director Yan, for helping me arrange the ward."

Chen Qi continued to joke:

"Classmate Xiaoping sings in the Chinese style of opera, right? The Chinese style of Yue opera, I personally like it very much, such as "Love Detective", "Pearl Tower", and my favorite "Panfu Sofu", This is a rare opportunity, how about classmate Xiaoping sing a piece for us."

Hearing that it was singing, this was Ping Heling's favorite career, and actors had the habit of performing in public, so Ping Heling smiled and asked:

"Dean Chen, which part do you want to hear, I have absolutely no problem with it."

"Then how about singing a piece of "Fang Qing Meets Aunt Before" for us?"

"Okay, Dean Chen, please listen carefully. My nephew is ashamed to have no sons and talents, but his kindness is better than that of Meng's mother. I hope that I, Bai Yu, will become a master soon. I will accompany you day and night to teach my son Yan. I just hope that once the storm rises, the earth will rise." Go to the sky~~~"

"Okay~~~"

Chen Qi was very satisfied after hearing this. It could be seen that the girl's basic skills were very solid and her singing voice was exquisite. She was indeed a good talent of the mainland school.

"Okay, once classmate Xiaoping is cured of his illness, he will definitely rise to the top."