"But we can't get in through the front and rear doors, so how can we bring Junior Brother Zeyang out?"

Mu Qingqian asked with a frown.

Yan Chu lowered his head and thought for a while, and suddenly asked, "Where's Saiban? I didn't seem to see it just now."

"Saiban it..."

Mu Qingqian led Yan Chu to the entrance of the village, and saw Saipan lying in a temple at the entrance of the village. The statue of the god that he didn't know what it was had been removed, and it was replaced by a soft cushion. Saipan was lying on his back. On the mat, there were all kinds of fruits in front of them, and people inside and outside the temple were crowded with people who came to pay their respects to the beasts.

"This is the guardian beast of the Thunder Sect, the legendary Tengu!"

"You see the black and white chaos in its eyes, the three flowers on the top of its forehead, the sharp fangs and the sharp claws, you can see how powerful its blood is!"

"It is said that Saipan has the ability to travel through time and space. Back then, the emperor rode it to our human world. He felt that we were outstanding people, so we chose to stay and take root!"

At the entrance of the temple, Village Chief Li's wife is introducing Saiban to everyone.

At the end, she also said: "If you want to measure good and bad luck, calculate marriage, and ask for children, you can petition with Saibai, but you must use our special incense candles. Today's special price is 3,888. Three for sale!"

At this time in the past, everyone must be scrambling to buy incense candles.

But today, my mother-in-law found that everyone's reaction was very calm, and they all stared at the temple.

Could it be a leak?

I can't!

The mother-in-law asked in surprise: "Don't you want to make a wish?"

Someone said weakly: "Mother-in-law, we just saw a man and a woman who took the beast away..."

"Nani???"

The mother-in-law turned her head back in shock. There was half a banana left on the mat, but Saipan was nowhere to be seen.

"The divine beast was stolen!!" The mother-in-law shouted, covering her face.

In the corner of the village, Saipan is struggling frantically.

Which bastard dared to kidnap this divine beast? ?

However, when it was released, Yan Chu and Mu Qingqian were seen.

"Wang?" (Why are you?)

Yan Chu said with a sullen face: "This seat is not here, you are really about to play flowers?"

Sai Ban laughed dryly: "Wang Wang Wang!" (I didn't do it, I was forced...)

Yan Chu gave Saiban a punch, and then said:

"Give you a chance to make up for it."

Saipan sat on the ground and covered his head, obviously reluctant, and the latest demolition plan of Misty Peak had already begun to come out in his heart.

Yan Chu whispered a few words in Sai Ban's ear, and after Sai Ban listened, he nodded honestly.

Now Yan Chu is relieved.

...

"Let us warmly welcome, Young Master Li of the Li family in Yong'an City, the second senior brother of the Thunder Sect, the emperor and sage, and the poet of the Mad Sect - Li Zeyang!!!"

The village chief is getting old, but shouting at the top of the stage, in order to generate income for the village, it can be considered a lot of effort...

Fortunately, the female fans under the stage were extraordinarily powerful, jumping and jumping, and even fainted a few.

Amid the much-anticipated gaze, Li Zeyang stepped onto the stage wearing a mask!

This is also the plan of the village chief, the purpose is to increase the sense of expectation.

The female fans didn't see Li Zeyang's face, but they already recognized him from his body shape. Everyone was so excited that they were about to overturn the stage.

I saw Li Zeyang waved his hand and shouted, "How are you all!!"

"Yangyang, don't shout so loudly, your voice can't stand it, we will feel distressed!"

"That's right, I heard that Yang Yang had a fever of 99 degrees, and he still insisted on singing on stage for the waiting of many fans. He still practiced tap dancing with comminuted fractures in his legs. His throat was swollen more than 79 times, and he still practiced pronunciation. He practiced 57 dances every day. More than an hour, with 30 billion fans around the world but never proud!"

"What's the matter with the agent, how can we let Yang Yang perform on stage in person, can we let him stay at home!"

The village chief's wrinkled face was almost unbearable.

This class of female cultivators is so crazy!

Li Zeyang also twitched at the corners of his mouth. He now regrets allowing the village chief to increase the popularity of Thunderbolt in this way.

If it goes on like this, in the future, when you go out and travel in the mountains, and if you meet a few people who are your fans, how can you fight, how can you improve your cultivation!

Now Li Zeyang just wants to end this farce quickly, and then go back to the mountain gate and call Yan Chu to cry.

Sect Master, where are you, the disciple has been waiting so hard for you!

Just when Li Zeyang was about to take off his mask and greet the screams of female fans...

A dark shadow suddenly rushed towards him from the corner!

The village chief's expression changed: "Security, security, stop him!"

But the speed of the shadow was so fast that the manpower arranged by the village chief did not respond at all. In the blink of an eye, the shadow actually swallowed Li Zeyang, then ran to the corner and disappeared in an instant!

By this time, everyone came back to their senses.

"Yang, Yangyang...what was it eaten by?"

"Woooooooo, my Yangyang, you died so miserably!"

"If we can't be together in life, then at least I can be your companion on Huangquan Road when we die, Yangyang, wait for me, I'm here!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the village chief hurriedly called someone to stabilize everyone's emotions.

At the same time, he was also worried. Where did that black shadow come from just now? How could Li Zeyang be kidnapped in the blink of an eye?

How can this be explained to the fans!

...

Still that corner.

Saiban walked slowly to the corner and spit out Li Zeyang with one mouth.

Li Zeyang was covered in saliva, as if he had crawled out of a trash can. As soon as he came out, he said angrily: "Saiban, you are going to die. If I disappear, those female fans will be crazy?"

Saiban took a sip and spit out Li Zeyang's mask.

"Don't play such a boring prank next time, I have to go back and sing, what should I sing today... The head has sung a few songs in total, it's boring to sing back and forth, wait until the next time When the door comes back, I must learn a few more songs from him!"

"You can learn now."

Yan Chu's voice suddenly appeared in Li Zeyang's ear.

Li Zeyang shivered suddenly, and then he felt as if a basin of cold water was pouring on his feet.

He stiffened and turned around, forced a smile and said, "Master, Master, are you back?"

"I have a few songs to teach you," Yan Chu said with a smile, ""I don't know what to do", "Death is coming", "Smelly shameless", which one do you want to learn?"

Li Zeyang's eyelids jumped wildly: "Master, listen to my explanation, things are not what you imagined..."

"Stop talking nonsense, can someone force you to fail?"

"Cough, that's not true, mainly because Village Chief Li said that when you're not around, our sect must have an image ambassador, and the disciple feels that his image is not bad, so..."

"You can pull it down a few times, Qingqian Lishang and the others don't have a better image than you?"

Li Zeyang said: "Master, don't tell me, the village chief will prepare to pack Senior Sister and Lishang Junior Sister! He even gave them a group name.

Yan Chu: "..."

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