Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

"Thank you Dr. Chen, thank you Dr. Chen."

After experiencing the great joys and sorrows in life, the winner of both cats and dogs sheds tears of gratitude.

"Everyone, wait a moment."

Chen Yu got up and left the computer and walked to the shelves.

He bent down and picked up a package of spiced beef cubes from the bottom of the shelf, waving his fingers.

Two minutes later, Chen Yu called Zhou Kexin.

Today's situation is quite special. It will definitely be too late to send it by courier.

Zhou Kexin is a nurse in the store and delivering medicines to patients is one of her job responsibilities.

After explaining the matter, Chen Yu sat back in front of the computer.

This ended the wheat streak.

"It's my turn, it's my turn!"

The winner of both cat and dog life has just hit the wheat, and the second place, the water friend with the wheat, is almost seamless.

A big pie face appeared on the screen.

A water friend who has been single for thirty years has not only a big face but also fat all over his body.

Like a mountain of meat.

"When I meet Dr. Chen, there is hope for my marriage!"

She has been single for 30 years and is very talkative. She took the initiative to say hello to Chen Yu as soon as she met Mai.

"No wonder this guy named himself a senior otaku who has been single for thirty years."

"What he needs is not marriage, but a gym and a reliable fitness instructor."

"If he doesn't lose weight, it would be strange for a girl to fall in love with him."

"Brother, being in a row with Dr. Chen does not necessarily mean that you will get married. It may also mean that you will suffer from depression."

"Listen to my uncle's words, it's fun to be single for a while, and it'll be fun to be single forever."

She was single for 30 years and was wearing shorts and a vest. She was in a bedroom.

There are various posters of beautiful celebrities on the walls.

Due to being too excited, the fat on his body trembled ineffectively.

Chen Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Hello, how can I help you?"

"Dr. Chen, I need a marriage and a girlfriend."

The mother who had been single for thirty years shouted impatiently.

He claims to be a senior programmer with a good income.

I don’t know why, but there is no marriage.

Every blind date goes well at first, but then the woman stops talking to him.

"Dr. Chen, I'm so depressed."

"I'm really not a lazy person. I'm all fat because of work."

"We programmers sit in front of the computer all day every day. When we get home, we just want to lie in bed and don't want to move at all."

He didn't know how envious he was when he saw other colleagues getting married and having children.

The mother who graduated from a well-known university has been single for thirty years and has no problem with her academic qualifications.

Work is fine too.

With a monthly income of more than 30,000 yuan, the family has no burden.

Generally speaking, the conditions are quite acceptable in the blind date market.

Over the years, he has spent a lot of money on blind dates, but every time he failed.

"Dr. Chen, and all water friends, I am not afraid of your jokes. In order to have a girlfriend, I have tried every means."

"I really don't want to stay with Paper Man every day."

"In addition to dating agencies, I also go to temples to burn incense and pray to Buddha during holidays."

"I don't know if it's because I'm possessed by Shuaishen. I've done so many things, but no woman likes me."

A mother who has been single for thirty years looks at the screen with a depressed expression.

Chen Yu said with a half-smile, "If you say that, it would be biased."

"It's not that no women like you, it's just that you look down on them."

"For example, not long ago, there was a healthy woman who was very fond of you."

"Can you call me a woman?"

She was single for thirty years and looked disgusted.

"Dr. Chen, you are right, there are indeed women who like me."

"But she is so healthy and taller than most men. She looks like a female Li Kui."

Hearing this, the water friends burst into laughter.

Being single for thirty years is like a crow resting on a pig. You only see others as bad, but you don't see yourself as bad.

He is neither handsome nor tall, and his height has increased by about 170 centimeters.

He weighs at least 1,670 pounds of fat.

Are you embarrassed to mock someone for being a female Li Kui?

"Don't believe it, what I said is true."

She had been single for thirty years and got off the bed with her mobile phone, opened the drawer and took out a photo.

"Oh my god! I apologize to you, man."

"Are you sure it's the female Li Kui, not the female Zhang Fei?"

"Is there any difference between the two of you?"

"Can I take the liberty of asking who introduced him to you and how much hatred he has against you?"

"You don't even care about your own moral character, but you still have the nerve to criticize others?"

The photo she took out when she was pregnant thirty years ago shows a woman with a strong build, 1.9 meters tall, a fleshy face, and dark skin.

"Everyone says that I judge people by their appearance, or that I am a straight man with cancer, but I don't like it anyway."

"Are you willing to marry such a woman?"

She had been single for thirty years and curled her lips.

"My mother's friend didn't know what to think, but he actually introduced her to me."

"When I first saw her, I thought a hero from Liangshan had traveled through time."

"There was an introducer present at the time, so I couldn't say anything. I just treated them to a meal as a token gesture."

"Good guy, this eldest sister has definitely participated in the Big Eater Competition."

"It's not about eating, it's just filling them with food."

"I didn't even touch a plate of braised pork. The eldest sister picked up the plate and put it directly into my mouth."

A slightly exaggerated description of being single for thirty years.

Chen Yu held back his laughter and said, "She still has a good heart."

"Yes, he does have a good heart."

“It was so good that the boss couldn’t help but give us a discount on our meal.”

"Said he saw the Overlord of Chu who was able to lift a cauldron."

The woman who had been single for thirty years said angrily: "After finishing the meal, I was about to take the money to settle the bill when someone from outside the store gave me rice."

"The rice deliveryman was a little man, huffing and puffing while carrying a bag of rice."

"This eldest sister was worried that people were tired, so she took the initiative to help carry rice."

"Six bags of rice, a total of three hundred kilograms. The eldest sister carried three bags in one hand and delivered them to the kitchen without blushing or out of breath."

"For this reason, my boss gave me a 20% discount and said that no one would dare to bully me in the future."

After telling the embarrassing story about the blind date, the woman who had been single for thirty years said aggrievedly: "Dr. Chen, I know I shouldn't come to you for help with things like blind dates, but after thinking about it, I think I should come to you."

"I have never even held a woman's hand when I was thirty years old. I have never been able to find a girlfriend. My mood will become more and more depressed every day. I may one day develop various mental illnesses."

"If you help me solve the problem now, it will prevent it from happening before it happens. This is also a part of psychological treatment, right?"

When Chen Yu saw a patient like him for the first time, he shook his head in confusion.

"Actually, your marriage is by your side, but you just didn't realize it."

"And it's coming soon."

While he was talking, there was a knock on the door of the room where he had been single for thirty years.

And it's accompanied by a woman's voice.

The water friends were stunned, didn’t marriage come too soon?

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, marriage came to his door...