Shameless Warlock

Xu Nan trembled.

Never imagined that the world is so small!

Never expected that Song Ying's children are so big!

What's more unexpected is that this guy is actually in the same school as himself!

He finally realized that the system released this task with full of malice. If he let the other party know his identity... the consequences would be disastrous!

Xu Nan felt that he couldn't explain this kind of thing clearly. After all, he couldn't say, I sent your mother to another world, right?

This is too nonsense.

Still have to get the job done without anyone noticing.

At that moment, he collected himself and took a deep breath: "This classmate, I sympathize with what happened to you."

"But that's not the reason why you want to commit suicide!"

"People live in the world, think clearly about what they live for! Humans are inherently mortal, and it may be lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai!"

The more he talked, the more excited he became. Under the addition of radiance and gravitation, his whole body seemed to be shining, and Song Xiaocheng was fascinated by it.

"Do you know how insignificant your death would be if you jumped like this!"

Xu Nanyu educated earnestly.

Song Xiaocheng said in a daze, "I didn't want to dance..."

"Answer me!" Xu Nan became strict: "If you commit suicide like this, do you think you are Taishan or a feather?"

Song Xiaocheng said weakly: "...a feather."

"You are not even a feather!" Xu Nan hated iron and steel: "At least a feather will not affect public facilities. If you jump like this, do you know how many school staff will be troubled? Do you know how many school leaders' jobs will be affected? "

Song Xiaocheng looked ashamed.

"You only think about yourself!"

"It's time to raise your awareness!"

Xu Nan yelled sharply: "If you are alive, you should learn from history. Who died more than Mount Tai in history? Let me count for you, ***, ***, ***, ***..."

"Who died less than a feather? Zhao Gao, Wei Zhongxian, Qin Yu, He Shen, Wang Jingwei! They are all treacherous and evil people!"

"You said you just died like this, what's the difference between you and Wei Zhongxian and Qin Hui!"

Song Xiaocheng's face turned pale with fright, how could he be no different from those people who have been infamous for thousands of years in history?

He subconsciously wanted to refute.

Xu Nan recited [Touch of Dementia] calmly, and then gently held his hand.

Song Xiaocheng trembled.

His eyes were full of shame.

"I was wrong," he said.

bang!

Lao Hai's vacuum flasks all fell to the ground. The security guards and teachers watching were all stunned, and some were moved to tears by Xu Nan's impassioned speech.

"Come down quickly!"

Xu Nan strikes while the iron is hot: "No matter what happens, face life with a smile!"

"Come and read with me, Pushkin's "If Life Deceives You"!"

On the roof of the teaching building, the recitation sounded.

"if life has cheated you,

Don't be sad, don't be impatient!

Calm is needed in gloomy days,

Believe it! Happy days will come.

My heart is always yearning for the future,

Now it is often melancholy.

All is fleeting, all shall pass;

And that which has passed will become a dear memory. "

...

It was nothing more than reciting a poem. Everyone applauded with tears in their eyes. Song Xiaocheng cried and hugged Xu Nan's hand: "I will never seek death or life again!"

The onlookers below couldn't figure it out, they only saw Song Xiaocheng being led away by Xu Nan.

Everyone was amazed.

The dark-skinned rough man shouted with red eyes: "Xu Nan!!!"

"I am at odds with you!"

His voice was so loud that he could hear it from upstairs.

Song Xiaocheng suddenly got excited and let go of Xu Nan's hand: "What did he call you?"

Xu Nan's heart trembled, and he forced a smile and said, "It's very windy on the roof, you may have heard it wrong, and it doesn't matter what my name is, does it?"

With the right hand wrapped in [Touch of Dementia], he touched Song Xiaocheng again.

No matter what, let's pass the current test first!

Who knew that this time, Song Xiaocheng jumped away quite cleverly, not letting Xu Nan touch it!

"Don't touch me with that thing! I always feel weird, as if I've been hit by a dementia..."

Song Xiaocheng's eyes gradually became clear: "Tell me, what was the name he called just now?"

Xu Nan was racking his brains to find a way.

Lao Hai, who picked up the thermos cup at the side, unscrewed the lid and said happily:

"He called Xu Nan. You said that you, a child, committed suicide at a young age and are deaf. You don't have to panic when you get older."

"Still like me, drink more goji berries and start maintenance early."

Xu Nan's face was ashen.

Song Xiaocheng's eyes widened suddenly: "He said your name is Xu Nan! Are you Xu Nan?"

"Don't tell me the same name, although this name is quite common, but I don't believe it!"

"Don't come here, don't touch me! Tell me, are you Xu Nan! Are you the one who inherited my mother's inheritance?"

Xu Nan said awkwardly:

"Don't get me wrong, I'm Xu Nan, but I have a clean relationship with Lingtang..."

He's not finished yet.

Over there, Song Xiaocheng knelt down with a plop:

"father--!"

puff!

Lao Hai, who was drinking wolfberry, sprayed all over the floor, coughing crazily.

...

The onlookers were also stunned, wondering if this kid was agitated, why did he call his classmates father?

Xu Nan was even more dumbfounded.

Also, is there such an operation?

His mind went blank.

Over there, Song Xiaocheng slowly crawled over: "Since you have inherited my mother's inheritance, although your relationship is well hidden, you are my stepfather!"

"From now on, you will be my father!"

"You have to watch me!"

Xu Nan suddenly came back to his senses, looked at Song Xiaocheng's staring eyes, and said vigilantly, "What do you want?"

Song Xiaocheng said: "I've spent all my money and maxed out my card, are you embarrassed?"

"Leave me some pocket money of 1.8 million first."

"In the future, we two will live in harmony, and my mother is the spirit of heaven, so she will surely smile at Jiuquan."

Xu Nan almost spit out a mouthful of blood!

How could there be such a shameless bitch? This guy's integrity value has fallen to the 18th floor of hell, right?

If it wasn't for the induction between Warlock Ron's blood, Xu Nan would have wondered if the other party had the same profession as himself!

This is a hundred times more shameless than Ah Tang!

Seeing Song Xiaocheng's clear eyes, Xu Nan suddenly understood that this guy was very smart, and Song Ying left without saying a word, saying that it must be impossible for her not to leave a message for her son.

"Do you know that your mother is not dead?" Xu Nan asked in a low voice.

Song Xiaocheng said innocently: "I don't know, I don't know anything, all I know is that from now on, you will be my father and I will be your son, you have to take care of me!"

Xu Nan laughed dryly: "I don't have one million or eight hundred thousand. I want to find my father and go to a mental hospital. There are many people there who are willing to be your father."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and slipped away. Since Song Xiaocheng performed all of this, he should be able to complete his mission, right?

He recalled that the people in the law firm seemed to have mentioned that Song Ying had a son, and that she did not leave any inheritance to him, and she didn't know what the intention was.

"At least help me settle last night's opening money, my girlfriend is going to run away."

Song Xiaocheng begged bitterly: "I really have no money, otherwise I wouldn't act like this and come out to find you."

"In the future, I will live in the school, eat in the cafeteria, live frugally, study hard, improve my ideological consciousness, and strive to win glory for you!"

Xu Nan's head was huge.

How come after binding this system by myself, I always meet guys who are more shameless than myself?

Ah Tang and Song Xiaocheng are more shameless than the other.

He couldn't help Song Xiaocheng pleading, and finally used Alipay to transfer 500 yuan of pocket money to him, and it was considered as spending money to complete the task.

[You get 10 shame points! 】

[You have acquired the ability of bloodline - forged information (you can forge your own personal information, and display false personal information, including occupation, name, etc., when facing other spellcasters' appraisal spells)]

Sure enough, Song Xiaocheng stopped making trouble after collecting the money, but fled after adding Xu Nan's contact information.

If Xu Nan hadn't used identification techniques to confirm that this guy was Song Ying's son, he would have even suspected that this guy was a professional liar.

"Farewell, farewell!"

Before alerting the school's senior leaders and the police, Xu Nan also slipped on his feet.

Lao Hai looked at the backs of the two leaving, screwed on the lid of the thermos, and shook his head.

...

After experiencing such a farce, Xu Nan didn't dare to go to the Maogai class anymore.

He also looks familiar with the boy from the Physical Education College. The captain of the basketball team, known as Xiao Zhang Fei, is very physically fit. It was quite dangerous to be targeted by him.

It's just that when he was walking all the way back, he forgot to turn off the two specialties of [Gravity] and [Glowing].

When Xu Nan woke up, he found that there were as many as a dozen men, women and children walking behind him, and there were two Teddy barking at him!

Xu Nan turned pale with fright, and while turning off his expertise, he thought of running away.

At this moment, a strong and powerful arm suddenly stretched out from the alley, and hugged Xu Nan in!

Xu Nan's mouth was covered!

He wanted to struggle, and a hoarse and magnetic voice came from beside his ear:

"Shut up."

"Brother, I came back to remove the stitches for you."

...