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Chapter 693 Mentally Handicapped Father, Elf Baby (please subscribe and ask for a monthly pass!)

"Ms. Zhou's amazing timing method! It feels so lifelike, hahaha!"

"When you come back from playing poker, you quarrel with your wife regularly. It's okay to walk your dog to pee under someone's window sill. What kind of gods are the people living in this neighborhood?"

"I couldn't help but burst out laughing after seeing this passage. This teacher Zhou is also a ghost."

"After reading this paragraph, I laughed at first, but I couldn't laugh anymore. The child just turned a week this month. In the past year, the most impressive thing is that he has never slept fully. The child's food intake He is relatively big, and he eats milk once every three hours during the day and night milk twice at night. I am really afraid that he will be hungry, and when the alarm clock rings at night, he will get up no matter how soundly he sleeps. If you don’t raise a child, you don’t know the kindness of your parents. Although the process of raising a baby is comicalized during this period, it's really... not easy."

"Yeah, I'm really envious to see you laughing. Anyone who has ever been a parent knows that a baby under one year old is really exhausting."

"Hey, I can't laugh at the same. I have never raised a child, but this period of great wisdom is really distressing. Although he looks like he is thirty or forty years old, his mind is still just a child. Obviously he is sleepy. No, I yawned again and again when I was talking to Teacher Zhou, but I still carefully remembered the posture of raising a baby. Obviously the plot is very funny, but watching it is inexplicably sad."

"Sorrowful +1008611, Teacher Zhou looks fierce. But he is also a very kind person. He knows that Dazhi will not remember the time and fixed point when he tells Dazhi, so he uses these details in life to let him understand. Obviously he He knows Dazhi, Dazhi's IQ is only about seven or eight years old, he can live in this society because of these kind people, right?"

"The lines and character settings are perfect! I really admire Xinye, how the hell did you make it up? What the hell is going on in this old man's mind!"

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Looking at the raging comments from netizens on the computer screen, Li Shixin chuckled.

What's on my mind?

Of course it is the branch of Mannaizi!

In the pride of Xin Ye, the plot of "Only Love" on the screen is still going on;

Dazhi obviously remembered Teacher Zhou's instructions.

In the following time, he followed the rhythm of life in the neighborhood and started his career as a baby daddy.

Here, the movie uses a set of fast shots to show Dazhi's journey.

"Gazipo, I'm back!"

Accompanied by the rattling of the spokes of the tricycle and Lao Liu's shouts in the night, Dazhi dangled the baby bottle and handed it to Xingqing.

"Poke that bastard's forehead, pussy brain watts! Play cards with those red guys every day and lose every day. Every time you lose, you will be dozens of times. How can you live?"

"Wrong girl, what does Nongxiang Wuning know!"

"Sesandi, Allah is the country, but where is Ningqiang in the city?"

While Xiao Liu and his wife were viciously scolding each other, Dazhi couldn't resist his eyelids closing together, and stuffed the pacifier into the baby's mouth.

"You son of a bitch (animal), you don't know how to pee in the next place if you raise a dog? Every day you go under the eaves of Allah's house, and the dog's urine moss climbs on the window!"

Amid Xu's mother's scolding, Dazhi held the toothbrush in his mouth, and stuffed the dirty diaper into his washbasin.

Breastfeeding is not all the daily life of this special pair of father and daughter.

Although Dazhi is mentally handicapped, he is also a working person.

He tied Xingqing to his body with cloth strips and went to work together, with the baby hanging on his body, and covered the baby's face with flour while kneading the dough. When taking buns for the guests, they will raise the baby's little hand and greet the guests to have a happy meal. When cleaning, put a clean towel on the baby's head.

But occasionally, Brother Fei, the owner of the bun shop, would complain to the father and daughter.

Especially when you are busy, it is obvious that the presence of the baby will distract the already easy-going mind.

When you are busy, you can only find helpers.

And this helper can only be Mr. Zhou who lives at home and has retired.

"Ms. Zhou... Hehehe erh, good morning."

At the door of Mr. Zhou's house, looking at the big and small ones with the same bright smiles, Mr. Zhou was about to close the door—but Dazhi blocked the door that was about to close with his feet.

"Brother Fat said that you can't take Ding Ding to the store on Monday and Tuesday."

"Ding Ding? Isn't it called Xing Qing? They said that the child must have a baby name, so I took a baby name. They said what is missing, so I called it Ding Ding, hehehehehe."

"Do not have time!"

"Mr. Zhou, the first sentence Ding Ding learned was Grandpa Zhou. Tin Ding... call, call quickly."

"Zhou Yaya. Haha, Karma..."

Looking at the baby who wrinkled his nose and waved his fists with his laughing feet, obviously very happy, Teacher Zhou was helpless.

"Who the hell said you are a fool!"

He glared at Dazhi viciously, and took the baby neatly. When he turned around, he had already made faces at the child.

But this is not the whole life of father and daughter.

Children can get sick.

In the cold night, the cry of the child resounded through the alley again.

This time, the milk powder didn't work anymore, and the child's diaper was also clean, only a small face was flushed with heat.

The doctor from the alley pharmacy came and left the medicine for Dazhi.

But for a baby, taking medicine is really too difficult.

Dazhi spent a lot of effort to feed the medicine, but the child was still crying.

Seeing the child's uncomfortable appearance, Da Zhi also shed tears anxiously.

"Baby, what's wrong with you? When will you learn to speak..."

Seeing the crying baby, Dazhi took off his clothes silently, opened the door and stood outside the cold and windy house...

When the camera returned to the house, the baby was no longer crying.

Only one was left, one big and one small with the same type of ice pack on his forehead, wrapped in a blanket.

"Father knows that your throat is sore. Bear with it, take grandma and the medicine, and it will be healed soon. I've already taken it, so you have to be obedient, obedient..."

Looking at the silly father, a smile appeared on the baby's weak face.

Time just passed by.

"Uncle Liu, why did you come back? Auntie has been cooking for half a day!"

"I'm so busy today! Xingqing hasn't slept yet? Have you eaten yet?"

"have eaten!"

"Uncle Liu, Auntie was sharpening a knife in the yard just now, and she said she was going to cut three drops of you off!"

"The next door to Zenanniang! How can you swear in front of children in this country? You little red man must learn."

"Got it! Hong Kong eggs!"

"Why?"

"Uncle Zhao! Nong Fa is going to tell A Huang Fa to pee on the wall of Granny Xu's house, and the walls of their house will be knocked down!"

A set of quick shots past, the baby who was babbling in the swaddle back then has grown up.

She was carrying a small schoolbag and a peaked cap. She was full of treasure but old-fashioned.

As if, he has become the protagonist in the small world of the alley.

And behind her, that stupid man has never been absent.

One big and one small are not like father and daughter, but like a pair of little friends, jumping and playing all the way, rushing to the kindergarten.

The Zhi family has a girl who is just growing up, and Li Xingqing's little girl is going to school.

The seemingly peaceful and warm life is about to usher in a subversion and waves.

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