Senior Superstar

"This episode is too cruel. I really can't watch this when I'm old! Picking beans from horse manure to eat is such a hardship, I really can't imagine it."

"The biggest grievance I have ever suffered in my life is that I couldn't find a job when I just graduated, and I ate instant noodles for three weeks. I threw up all the food, but after reading this paragraph, I really feel that I am so happy!"

"Nowadays, some petty bourgeois people like to show off that they understand life and enjoy it in different ways. The common food at home and abroad is worthless, so they use some unique things as new bragging rights, such as cat poop coffee, like Shit coffee. What is there to be proud of? The horse dung beans that our ancestors ate are really awe-inspiring!"

"Retired rabbits in 12 years, salute to seniors!"

"Behind is the motherland, and we have no way to retreat. This is really not to say that because of this sentence, how many people buried their bones in other places. It is only for the peace of the hometown behind us!"

"Horse dung in the eyes, this is the power of faith!"

The story of the spectacle rabbit picking beans from the horse manure ended, and the screen burst into bullets like boiling oil.

At the same time, in a high-rise residential building in Rongdian.

"Ah! Grandma, why are you here? Liuliu, stop playing with your phone, your grandma is here!"

At Liu Liuliu's home, a skinny old lady entered the house following a knock on the door.

Seeing her great-granddaughter lying on the sofa playing with her mobile phone, the old lady's wrinkled face burst into a smile.

"This is not new bean sprouts at home, I'll come over and give you some."

"Grandma, it's so far away, Dadongtou Daxitou, why are you running back and forth." Mother Liu complained to the old lady, took the bean sprouts in a plastic bag, and welcomed the old lady into the house.

"Besides, these bean sprouts are sold in supermarkets now. You are so old, don't post these things in the future."

Facing complaints from her granddaughter who is already a mother, the old lady smiled and changed her slippers.

Seeing Liu Liuliu on the sofa, the old lady walked over with a smile.

"Grandma, please sit down first. I will talk to you after I finish watching this video."

"This child is so busy even after the holiday. Is this study?" The old lady asked with a smile as she smoothed out the wrinkles on the little girl's clothes.

"No, you're swearing! Oh, there are so many private goods in cartoons. Grandma, I heard from my mother that you also went to North Korea when you were young. Have you ever seen someone pick beans from horse manure to eat? It's so cheap. The selling is too outrageous, it’s like a dog, and it will be brainwashed by fools.”

The little granddaughter's casual question stunned the old man.

After a moment of silence, the old man looked at the childish-looking great-granddaughter, and his sparse eyebrows drooped: "I have eaten it, it must be when you are your age."

"Hey!" Hearing this, Liu Liuliu looked at the big bag of bean sprouts placed by the entrance, and grinned in disgust: "It's disgusting, Mom, I don't want to eat bean sprouts at noon today!"

Seeing the little girl's appearance, the old lady was taken aback for a moment, and the voice that had lingered for decades rang in her ears again in a trance;

"The wounds of more than a dozen wounded are infected. Eating fried noodles every day lacks nutrition. This is not good!"

"Captain, what should we do?"

"I heard from the big brothers on the front line that there are beans in the horse manure on the road, and some people can pick them up! Anyway, they are also vegetables."

"Captain, there is an American devil's plane during the day, shall we go at night?"

"You stupid, at night you can see where there is horse manure, are there any beans in the manure?"

"Ah, Shufen! Look, there are really a lot of beans! Come on, bring the bag!"

"That's a lot! Go back and wash it, cover it with gauze, pour some water, maybe the buds will grow!"

"Captain, the plane! It's the plane coming!"

Da da da da.

"Grandma?"

Following the call of her great-granddaughter, the old lady came back to her senses.

Silently, the old lady stretched out her hand, took the tablet from her great-granddaughter, and opened the reading glasses with trembling hands.

Looking at the scene of the spectacled rabbit picking beans from the horse manure to eat, two lines of old tears flowed down my face.

beep station.

The plot of the letter version of "The Rabbit" is still going on;

Rabbit messing around

In the cold and harsh weather, Eagle Sauce, patience has reached its limit.

Regardless of Nan Bang's mouthful of "Father calm down", Ying Jiang threw out a box of beef luncheon meat that had only eaten one bite.

"I've been eating luncheon meat for a week! I want to go back to the footbass base, I want to go home, I want a female eagle, I want good wine, I want a warm Christmas turkey!"

"Father, calm down, Father, calm down!"

When Ying Jiang was making a scene in the camp, two rabbits were lurking in the snow outside the camp.

Looking at the canned beef not far away, the little rabbit in a thin padded coat swallowed hard - but more saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth, flowing into a river.

That savory can was too tempting for a rabbit who had been eating chow mein and horse dung beans for weeks!

"Dear~" On the side, the spectacled rabbit tremblingly called out: "Don't drool, the saliva will freeze!"

"Yeah!" The little rabbit looked away from the beef luncheon meat, but when he looked at the glasses rabbit, he let out a "hey";

"My dear, your tears are frozen."

"ah?"

In the picture, the spectacled rabbit turned his head, two lines of tears had already frozen into icicles on his face.

"Don't care about these details! It's still four hours before the attack, pay attention to lurking, we can do it!"

"Um!"

The little rabbit wiped off his saliva, nodded heavily, and buried his head down.

The wind and snow drifted across the sky, gradually covering the two pricked up white ears.

After an unknown amount of time, two ears trembled in the snow, and then a cute head emerged from the snow.

Blinking his eyes, Xiaotu looked at a small snowdrift beside him.

"Honey, it's time. Let's go!"

Among the snowdrifts, there was no response.

"Dear?" Confused, Xiaotu pushed the snowdrift beside him.

With his movements, the thick layer of snow shook off. The spectacled rabbit that has been frozen into ice is exposed

Looking at the partner who was always in the latent action, hot tears rolled out of Xiaotu's eyes.

suck,

But immediately, he wiped away his tears.

"Can't cry, tears. Tears will freeze too."

Struggling, he climbed out from the snowdrift and picked up the charge horn on his waist.

"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo!"

"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo!"

Following the loud and urgent charge, in the snow behind, rabbits came out of the snow nest one by one. But more of them are small snow bags that can never get up again.

"A group of three, the one in the front sacrifices the top one in the back! Dear friends, rush to the duck!"

"Forward, forward, forward!"

In the charge that tore through the night, the living rabbits rushed forward under the watchful eyes of companions who had become monuments hidden in the snow.

Strapped all over, Eagle Sauce,

Silently looked at the rabbits who were cheering on the shore in the distance.

Ying Jiang tore up the photo in his hand and threw it into the sea.

Although he didn't speak, all the audience could see the subtext of this picture through Ying Jiang's dignified gaze;

PS: I still want to add this paragraph!